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Well-- that's 4chan for ya

 
Well-- that's 4chan for ya. Yeah... At least it's not porn. File: -( 99 KB, 425x282, microwave jog]: 33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) "( Wed) Or: 52: 50 . 432546162 one m

Yeah... At least it's not porn

File: -( 99 KB, 425x282, microwave jog]:
33 Cl Anonymous (ID: ) "( Wed) Or: 52: 50 . 432546162
one microwave
mircrowave as ****
likes to put meat in me
sail that meat
hairty nevner
to fill me to capacity
minutes
leaves rknm
tbagin to panic
YHE ******* USED AN ALUMINUM PAN
everywhere
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ismoke starts coming out
cames back
astards screaming at me
vwhat did I do?
moans me up
mulls all that hot meat out
wmm
Anonymous (ID: ) ( Wed) 07: Replies: :
We have alot in common
I also get turned on when someone touches my buttons
Anonymousity: ) ( Wed) 08: 00: 52 Replies: masseuse
pic s?
Ne always wondered about sharing the cooking with another microwave.
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I want something inside me
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Submitted: 10/24/2012
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#8 - pooflinger (10/25/2012) [-]
>Be oven
>Just minding my own business
>Sitting in the wall, waiting for dinner time
>Owner hardly uses me anyway
>Only uses microwave
>lazy ****** , I cook more thoroughly
>one day he puts a ******* turkey in it
>thats a lot of meat, i tell you what
>turkey is my thing, god dammit
>I hear some sizzling and popping above me
> ******** put it in aluminum wrapping
>smell smoke
>lol
>Mfw i can handle aluminum, not some bitch ass microwave
#5 - Deavas (10/25/2012) [-]
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earlier today, i was reheating some spaghetti from the fridge. put Alfredo on that **** because Alfredo is the **** . put that **** in the microwave, hit 1 minute.



well, about 40 seconds in, i realized i accidentally put the resealed jar of Alfredo, metal top and all, in the microwave, instead of the bowl of spaghetti. mfw
#15 to #5 - anaphase (10/25/2012) [-]
The first time I ever used a microwave as a hungry 10 yr old, I completely misread the directions.

They said "1.5 minutes".
I read "15 minutes".

I returned to find a blackened shell of a bowl and the house filled with smoke.

Alas, my Alphabet Soup was ruined.
User avatar #21 to #15 - LegititmateKyle (10/25/2012) [-]
I broke our microwave when I was kid by putting hotwheels in it, and turning it on and watching the sparks fly. It never worked right after that.
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#10 to #5 - IcyFizzy (10/25/2012) [-]
I did something once not quite as dangerous but probably more dumb. Wanted to make some ramen noodles and too damn lazy to use the stove. Forgot to put water in the bowl. come back about a minute later to flaming noodles. Microwave smelled like **** for weeks.
<mfw flaming noodles
#14 to #2 - anon (10/25/2012) [-]
start the microwave
User avatar #20 to #2 - zenherp (10/25/2012) [-]
i once put a cat in a washing machine
User avatar #3 to #2 - ohgodwaitimatheist (10/25/2012) [-]
I don't oven
#6 to #3 - lorddrake (10/25/2012) [-]
that pun
#12 - ascendedwings (10/25/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #4 - colegaleener (10/25/2012) [-]
That's an ugly microwave, mine's a brushed nickel with a black panel and white text, making a sort of touch screen with no buttons.. Definitely worth the $179.00 prices tag.
#18 - thecoasterfreak (10/25/2012) [-]
gif highly related
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