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Beta fags lets talk about how beta we are___ I' II start with a story.
be 22
virgin
using okcupid, no luck in my city
broaden search "anywhere"
ffind 99% match, looks pretty chubby but We
send message, she messages back
get number, text, talk on phone
two weeks later I' m on a plane to the midwest from the westcoast
er see her for first time
er _ png, but not vomit inducing, so wile
go to her place, sleep on couch first night
er second night things heat up, kissing, petting, hell I' m actually enjoying it
both completely stripped, get into missionary position
mind is racing, heart pumping, penis at full throttle, and then penetration
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probably ****** for about nightwish minutes
about to cum, and say "I' m about to cum!"
she wraps her legs around me, and locks me in place, get pressed HARD against her boobs
3 she' s far more powerful than me
cum inside her
wmm four years later I' m still with her, she' s still approaching Landwhale, we have two kids, and I still get sex most days
I don' t even like kids. And Ne been days a week for three + years alloys ‘R Us
You
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#5 - blademontane (10/24/2012) [+] (9 replies)
And so the story of honey boo boo began
#1 - highfocus (10/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
still some hope left
still some hope left
#22 - iliketires (10/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I just. I can't be attracted to fatties.
#2 - sparkieemae (10/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #46 - severepwner (10/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Not one of my proudest of erections.
#86 - damago (10/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**damago rolled a random image posted in comment #1224581 at MLP Friendly Board ** what I'm willing to ****
#113 - megareader (10/25/2012) [-]
**megareader rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at It came... from EQUESTRIA! ** mfw no joke ending. and 2 kids.
#91 - tickleshits (10/25/2012) [-]
doesn't matter. had sex.
doesn't matter. had sex.
#104 - allion (10/25/2012) [-]
I was excited for a joke ending, but all I got was sadness
#74 - sammyjankiis (10/25/2012) [-]
What a sad story.
#70 - theburninganon (10/25/2012) [-]
i have the same beard
#68 - skinless (10/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
dude you pissed off her brother!
#9 - jacksterlad (10/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #116 - sausydangles (10/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm pretty sure this how most murder suicide stories start....
#75 - darkjustifier (10/25/2012) [-]
I find this to be a little gross actually.
#132 - tigerstyle (10/25/2012) [-]
holy **** lol.
legitimately owned.
User avatar #64 - theoriginaltyson (10/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I love how indifferent he is to being forced into marriage with two kids
User avatar #33 - aurron (10/24/2012) [-]
This is why right before you cum you yell, I HAVE AIDS. That bitch would have dropped you in a second.
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