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Beta fags lets talk about how beta we are___ I' II start with a story.
be 22
virgin
using okcupid, no luck in my city
broaden search "anywhere"
ffind 99% match, looks pretty chubby but We
send message, she messages back
get number, text, talk on phone
two weeks later I' m on a plane to the midwest from the westcoast
er see her for first time
er _ png, but not vomit inducing, so wile
go to her place, sleep on couch first night
er second night things heat up, kissing, petting, hell I' m actually enjoying it
both completely stripped, get into missionary position
mind is racing, heart pumping, penis at full throttle, and then penetration
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probably ****** for about nightwish minutes
about to cum, and say "I' m about to cum!"
she wraps her legs around me, and locks me in place, get pressed HARD against her boobs
3 she' s far more powerful than me
cum inside her
wmm four years later I' m still with her, she' s still approaching Landwhale, we have two kids, and I still get sex most days
I don' t even like kids. And Ne been days a week for three + years alloys ‘R Us
You
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#1 - highfocus (10/24/2012) [-]
still some hope left
still some hope left
#24 to #1 - kidsquicker (10/24/2012) [-]
Kinda reminded me of this.
#5 - blademontane (10/24/2012) [-]
And so the story of honey boo boo began
#50 to #5 - fudale (10/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #156 to #155 - dryingpansrus (10/25/2012) [-]
i would.
User avatar #37 to #5 - holycrapimacupcake (10/24/2012) [-]
Oh god you little ****** .
#7 to #5 - anon (10/24/2012) [-]
he said "not vomit inducing"....That thing is more vomit inducing than ipecac syrup.
User avatar #8 to #7 - retributionthepimp (10/24/2012) [-]
One of the few glorious moments in which anon is a cool guy.
#14 to #7 - swimmerman (10/24/2012) [-]
Not vomit inducing when he first met her...
#19 to #7 - silverlance (10/24/2012) [-]
I dont know what that is but you're probably right
#23 - anon (10/24/2012) [-]
fat chicks are like mopeds fun to ride but you dont want your friends seeing you riding one
User avatar #35 to #23 - fodalulz (10/24/2012) [-]
That's just the best.
#62 to #23 - anon (10/25/2012) [-]
Fat chicks are like a moped *fun to ride till your friends find out* it just sounds better
User avatar #71 to #23 - robhdf (10/25/2012) [-]
Fat chicks are like friends, fun to ride until your moped finds out
#86 - damago (10/25/2012) [-]
**damago rolled a random image posted in comment #1224581 at MLP Friendly Board ** what I'm willing to ****
User avatar #106 to #86 - KoCChampion (10/25/2012) [-]
gotta go fast.
User avatar #46 - severepwner (10/24/2012) [-]
Not one of my proudest of erections.
User avatar #59 to #46 - ihaveakeyboard (10/25/2012) [-]
>this comment
#113 - megareader (10/25/2012) [-]
**megareader rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at It came... from EQUESTRIA! ** mfw no joke ending. and 2 kids.
#104 - allion (10/25/2012) [-]
I was excited for a joke ending, but all I got was sadness
#74 - sammyjankiis (10/25/2012) [-]
What a sad story.
#70 - theburninganon (10/25/2012) [-]
i have the same beard
#68 - skinless (10/25/2012) [-]
dude you pissed off her brother!
#9 - jacksterlad (10/24/2012) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #9 - superanonymouspers (10/24/2012) [-]
so sad... to let your kid to get as fat as that is just tragic...
User avatar #116 - sausydangles (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure this how most murder suicide stories start....
User avatar #141 to #116 - dubstepforme (10/25/2012) [-]
I was just thinking the same! I bet all of his children are fat ******* retards too.. how dissapointing of a life must this be.. rash enough to kill yourself and your family? I think so!
#132 - tigerstyle (10/25/2012) [-]
holy **** lol.
legitimately owned.
#49 to #2 - anon (10/25/2012) [-]
couldn't help reading it in his voice...
User avatar #64 - theoriginaltyson ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
I love how indifferent he is to being forced into marriage with two kids
User avatar #66 to #64 - evilpotato (10/25/2012) [-]
He is the father of them both...
User avatar #33 - aurron (10/24/2012) [-]
This is why right before you cum you yell, I HAVE AIDS. That bitch would have dropped you in a second.
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#22 - iliketires (10/24/2012) [-]
I just. I can't be attracted to fatties.
#30 to #22 - boeka (10/24/2012) [-]
Related.
User avatar #32 to #30 - boeka (10/24/2012) [-]
(Oh and credit to Humon. Check the stuff out on deviantart, also stuff like scandinavia and the world comics.)
User avatar #40 to #30 - iliketires (10/24/2012) [-]
Pass.
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