Beta fags lets talk about how beta we are___ I' II start with a story.
using okcupid, no luck in my city
broaden search "anywhere"
ffind 99% match, looks pretty chubby but We
send message, she messages back
get number, text, talk on phone
two weeks later I' m on a plane to the midwest from the westcoast
er see her for first time
er _ png, but not vomit inducing, so wile
go to her place, sleep on couch first night
er second night things heat up, kissing, petting, hell I' m actually enjoying it
both completely stripped, get into missionary position
mind is racing, heart pumping, penis at full throttle, and then penetration
probably fucked for about nightwish minutes
about to cum, and say "I' m about to cum!"
she wraps her legs around me, and locks me in place, get pressed HARD against her boobs
3 she' s far more powerful than me
cum inside her
wmm four years later I' m still with her, she' s still approaching Landwhale, we have two kids, and I still get sex most days
I don' t even like kids. And Ne been days a week for three + years alloys ‘R Us