Avoiding speeding tickets. . Weetos, weeboo light. Cami see the roof of ownership of his car? oil where is he owner? killed him. hes in e trunk, ores my License
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Avoiding speeding tickets

Weetos, weeboo
light. Cami see the
roof of ownership of
his car?
oil where is
he owner? killed him. hes in
e trunk,
ores my License
no proof of
I bet he also told
oui was speeding.
And thats how you avoid a speeding
ticket
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Submitted: 10/24/2012
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#7 - grogovic (10/24/2012) [-]
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>Tell that you've killed the car's owner.
>Policemen attempts to arrest you on the spot.
>You try to tell them it was a joke.
>They arrest you for misleading an officer.
User avatar #14 to #7 - waaw (10/24/2012) [-]
Or resisting arrest
#12 - drillur (10/24/2012) [-]
This doesn't work.
User avatar #150 to #12 - captainrattrap (10/24/2012) [-]
I'm sure you've tried.
User avatar #215 to #150 - drillur (10/25/2012) [-]
The other comments backed up my suspicions of this being retarded. :D
#156 - zukowashere (10/24/2012) [-]
And thats how you avoid a speeding ticket get front page with an old-reposted joke.
#147 to #140 - ninjabaconone (10/24/2012) [-]
I just watched that episode
#171 - Pompano (10/25/2012) [-]
I bet that even cops have seen this joke on the internet by now.
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#23 - negr (10/24/2012) [-]
wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo
User avatar #76 to #23 - McFuckUp (10/24/2012) [-]
I implore you to reconsider
User avatar #182 to #176 - neutralgray (10/25/2012) [-]
Now I have need to watch the PPG Christmas special. Why must you make me feel this?
#189 - sqeegeeman (10/25/2012) [-]
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#161 - hairydickfarts (10/25/2012) [-]
you ****** . this was funny the first 12 times
User avatar #173 to #161 - frankwest (10/25/2012) [-]
If you accepted it twelve times what throws you off so much about the thirteenth time. Honestly.
#183 to #173 - rymes (10/25/2012) [-]
baaaad voodoo...
baaaad voodoo...
#151 - kingofunnyjunk ONLINE (10/24/2012) [-]
First thing I think of when I see that siren
#54 - skinless (10/24/2012) [-]
reality
#37 - anon (10/24/2012) [-]
how to advoid a speeding ticket... Dont Speed
User avatar #43 to #37 - cantfindausername (10/24/2012) [-]
That's just silly.
#170 - caucasianblackbear (10/25/2012) [-]
I would rather have just read this ridiculously old joke on some joke site rather than try to follow along to a microsoft paint comic that looks like a monkey flung large quantities of **** at it.
#40 - anomsssssss (10/24/2012) [-]
Avoiding getting busted for driving drunk:   
   
>drive drunk late night in city   
>WEE-OO WEE-OO   
>pull over   
>open the car door   
>quickly unbucle your seatbelt and switch to the passenger seat (cops won't see 			****		 cuz its dark n' shiz   
>cop ask you if you were driveing the car   
>"no sir im too drunk and don't have a license my friend jumped out of the car and ran away"   
>cops give you a free ride home
Avoiding getting busted for driving drunk:

>drive drunk late night in city
>WEE-OO WEE-OO
>pull over
>open the car door
>quickly unbucle your seatbelt and switch to the passenger seat (cops won't see **** cuz its dark n' shiz
>cop ask you if you were driveing the car
>"no sir im too drunk and don't have a license my friend jumped out of the car and ran away"
>cops give you a free ride home
#211 to #40 - saladtongsofdeath (10/25/2012) [-]
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #851576 at Item Discussion ** and then you still wind up paying for your car to get towed
#46 to #40 - soronbe (10/24/2012) [-]
You forget one thing my friend

You can't drive drunk NOR are you allowed to sit in the passenger seat when you are drunk
User avatar #145 to #46 - nogphille ONLINE (10/24/2012) [-]
in what ****** up country can't you be drunk in the PASSENGER'S seat?
#218 to #145 - soronbe (10/25/2012) [-]
Belgium

Might check out your law first for callin' belgium ****** up

I bet it's the law in whatever country you live too
User avatar #220 to #218 - nogphille ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
it would have to be a very obnoxious, loud, drunk...

http://wegcode.be/forum/showthread.php/28725-dronken-passagier-voorin-vervoeren

drunk people hardly hinder the driver's ability to maneuver imo
#224 to #220 - soronbe (10/25/2012) [-]
Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won



Don't y'all mess with the law, 'cause the law is coming to geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet you
#47 to #46 - anomsssssss (10/24/2012) [-]
were i live we can have a car filled with 6 drunk ass's and the cobs wont give 2 ***** if the driver is sober
User avatar #48 to #40 - thenameschuck (10/24/2012) [-]
Gabriel Iglesias joke.....le
#153 - johnnybtrollin (10/24/2012) [-]
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#116 - Nightelfbane (10/24/2012) [-]
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#16 - anon (10/24/2012) [-]
op logic.. "see funny comic on 9gag, redo and post as own, no one will ever know"

9gag.com/gag/5656636
User avatar #18 to #16 - xgeneration (10/24/2012) [-]
Well this comic was on FJ for awhile..
User avatar #20 to #16 - jibb (10/24/2012) [-]
Implying this was original on 9gag and that this joke is not really 20 years old
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