Avoiding speeding tickets. .. >Tell that you've killed the car's owner. >Policemen attempts to arrest you on the spot. >You try to tell them it was a joke. >They arrest you for m Avoiding speeding tickets >Tell that you've killed the car's owner >Policemen attempts to arrest you on spot >You try tell them it was a joke >They for m
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#7 - grogovic
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(10/24/2012) [-]
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>Tell that you've killed the car's owner.
>Policemen attempts to arrest you on the spot.
>You try to tell them it was a joke.
>They arrest you for misleading an officer.
#164 to #7 - zionsype
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(10/25/2012) [-]
#14 to #7 - waaw
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(10/24/2012) [-]
Or resisting arrest
#12 - drillur
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(10/24/2012) [-]
This doesn't work.
#150 to #12 - captainrattrap
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(10/24/2012) [-]
I'm sure you've tried.
#215 to #150 - drillur
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(10/25/2012) [-]
The other comments backed up my suspicions of this being retarded. :D
#156 - zukowashere
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(10/24/2012) [-]
And thats how you avoid a speeding ticket get front page with an old-reposted joke.
#40 - anomsssssss
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(10/24/2012) [-]
Avoiding getting busted for driving drunk:   
   
>drive drunk late night in city   
>WEE-OO WEE-OO   
>pull over   
>open the car door   
>quickly unbucle your seatbelt and switch to the passenger seat (cops won't see **** cuz its dark n' shiz   
>cop ask you if you were driveing the car   
>"no sir im too drunk and don't have a license my friend jumped out of the car and ran away"   
>cops give you a free ride home
Avoiding getting busted for driving drunk:

>drive drunk late night in city
>WEE-OO WEE-OO
>pull over
>open the car door
>quickly unbucle your seatbelt and switch to the passenger seat (cops won't see **** cuz its dark n' shiz
>cop ask you if you were driveing the car
>"no sir im too drunk and don't have a license my friend jumped out of the car and ran away"
>cops give you a free ride home
#46 to #40 - soronbe
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(10/24/2012) [-]
You forget one thing my friend

You can't drive drunk NOR are you allowed to sit in the passenger seat when you are drunk
#145 to #46 - nogphille
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(10/24/2012) [-]
in what ****** up country can't you be drunk in the PASSENGER'S seat?
#218 to #145 - soronbe
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Belgium

Might check out your law first for callin' belgium ****** up

I bet it's the law in whatever country you live too
#220 to #218 - nogphille
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(10/25/2012) [-]
it would have to be a very obnoxious, loud, drunk...

http://wegcode.be/forum/showthread.php/28725-dronken-passagier-voorin-vervoeren

drunk people hardly hinder the driver's ability to maneuver imo
#224 to #220 - soronbe
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won



Don't y'all mess with the law, 'cause the law is coming to geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet you
#47 to #46 - anomsssssss
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(10/24/2012) [-]
were i live we can have a car filled with 6 drunk ass's and the cobs wont give 2 ***** if the driver is sober
#211 to #40 - saladtongsofdeath
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(10/25/2012) [-]
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #851576 at Item Discussion ** and then you still wind up paying for your car to get towed
#48 to #40 - thenameschuck
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(10/24/2012) [-]
Gabriel Iglesias joke.....le
#168 - sirspam
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(10/25/2012) [-]
#23 - negr
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(10/24/2012) [-]
wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo
#76 to #23 - McFuckUp
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(10/24/2012) [-]
I implore you to reconsider
#171 - Pompano
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(10/25/2012) [-]
I bet that even cops have seen this joke on the internet by now.
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#176 - Thevaultboy
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(10/25/2012) [-]
#182 to #176 - neutralgray
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(10/25/2012) [-]
Now I have need to watch the PPG Christmas special. Why must you make me feel this?
#161 - hairydickfarts
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(10/25/2012) [-]
you ******. this was funny the first 12 times
#173 to #161 - frankwest ONLINE
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(10/25/2012) [-]
If you accepted it twelve times what throws you off so much about the thirteenth time. Honestly.
#183 to #173 - rymes
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(10/25/2012) [-]
baaaad voodoo...
baaaad voodoo...