Skyrim. . Filty. ,, KB, 345x321. hm seen some tthat,. >Be guard at whiterun >would quit, but only thing I can get because of knee injury >hear Dragonborn becomes thane >See him coming in full iron armor skyrim Hadvar seen some shit humor
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#8 - infamoustrapper
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>Be guard at whiterun
>would quit, but only thing I can get because of knee injury
>hear Dragonborn becomes thane
>See him coming in full iron armor.
>keep it cool
>comment on his iron armor, doesn't respond
>then I got idea to stay updated in all the late news to keep him in the loop
>nobody ever breaks any laws anyways
>find out the craziest **** like dark brotherhood, and thieves guild
>one day he looks more flustered than usual
>stops in his tracks
>suddenly draws weapons and starts slaughtering everybody
>no one is spared
>shoots me in knee with arrow (guess he thought it would be ironic with my injury, sick bastard)
>no one left besides me
>about to bleed out
>he stops in his tracks again
>suddenly find myself at beginning of shift
>entire town looks as if nothing had happened
>Dragonborn looks like he just blew off some steam
>to this day do not know what the **** happened.
#11 to #8 - funmanigro
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>I'm also a shopkeeper, I'm from Riverwood
>Some dude walks in
>My sister recognizes him immediately
>******* dragonborn in our shop
>Full Daedric Armour, he has a Dragon Priest mask on
>My sister grabs my arm in fear
>He grabs a basket, puts it over our heads
>We hear stuff moving
>Whisper to my sister, "This is ridiculous! We're being robbed!"
>She whispers back, "He has full armor... the power of the voice... and a dragon priest mask... just pretend nothing is happening"
>He ******* takes everything, the bastard
>Go out of business a few weeks later, lose my shop, just a stall now
>He comes back to sell me horker tusks and vampiric salts
>I cry every day.
#16 - thatguycrow
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Now have I got a story for you. In my last skyrim game I made a really really ridiculously buff imperial character. When the time came to grab some weapon and armour, I decided "**** that ****" and dropped everything in my inventory. So there I am, completely naked buff as **** imperial punching people to death, when i realise something even better could be done. I come across a dude with a two handed sword, and turn on invincibility mode in console, and wait until he decapitates me before fighting back. Now the dragonborn roams skyrim in nothing but a loincloth, suplexing people to death and shouting at them from the void where his head should be.
#38 to #16 - tunotoo
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I enjoyed this
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#30 - thice
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I just bought this new horsecart, and horse.
It runs on wheat and has 1 horsepower.
great if i want to take a trip to Solitude with the kids.
#28 - tiddycats
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I was doing thieves guild junk as well as starting the companion questline last night, I forged some numbers at Brenethar's(whatever his name is) general shop in Whiterun, then went to companions, became werewolf, this one guard and Brenethar sees me, Brenethar rushes me with a knife, then the guard pulls out a bow and shoots one arrow and manages to hit Brenethar in the back of the head, the guard then just put away his bow and ran off, like he knew what he did. Proceed to laugh my ass of.
Go to theives guild to get paid, Delvin says "the town wanted compensation for the shopkeeper you killed"
<MFW that guard wasn't trying to kill me, he just wanted to screw me out of 500 gold.
User avatar #50 - damncheese
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>Be noob, stealing a horse from whiterun stables
>Get's noticed, three guard coming after me and ****
>Escape with horse to some random ruins
>Horse is stuck, lag laggety lag
>Suddenly get off horse automaticly
>See horse levetate 50 ******* feet up in the air
>Flies off into the sunset
>I've seen some ****.
#3 - cactaur
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#2 - bitchplzzz
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#44 - messerauditore
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this has been in my reaction folder for months. glad to know i probably have a ton of "frontpage material" just lying around.
User avatar #54 to #44 - ProWig
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yeah i posted it a while back and got front page
User avatar #31 - DiabloStrawhat
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When I finally get around to playing Skyrim, I'm going to make my first character look like black Dynamite.
User avatar #49 to #31 - newbtube
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nice profile picture