Scumbag God comp.. inb4 butthurt. These are just supposed to be funny, not represent any religious believes.. Scumbag God funny
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#5 - meowmixallday (10/23/2012) [-]
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#13 - AnonymousDonor (10/24/2012) [-]
actually that third one is legit

photons were present during the big bang long before the quarks bonded into the protons that eventually created the matter that is our sun

BAM! scienced
User avatar #75 to #13 - faggotishshit ONLINE (10/24/2012) [-]
Excuse me for a second while i bombard you with green thumbs.
#14 to #13 - thecrazyonedf (10/24/2012) [-]
did you just use the big bang to support creationism?

nice job.
#15 to #14 - AnonymousDonor (10/24/2012) [-]
well, speaking objectively, the two are not wholly contradictory

you just need some creator to have started the big bang - improbable perhaps, but certainly not impossible
#17 to #15 - thecrazyonedf (10/24/2012) [-]
that's how I've always thought creation was done. which sounds cooler?

1. God says something and stuff appears.
2. God throwing a matter grenade into the darkness, creating everything.
#18 to #17 - AnonymousDonor (10/24/2012) [-]
ooh or why not both?

god says "let there be light, ************ !!" and chucks a matter grenade into the abyss
#30 to #18 - azraelthemage (10/24/2012) [-]
This made me laugh so much.
This made me laugh so much.
#20 to #19 - AnonymousDonor (10/24/2012) [-]
hahah thats awesome thank you sir
#126 to #15 - anon (10/24/2012) [-]
You do not need something to start the big bang. Matter is caple of comming from nothing, which have already been explained multiple times. You can actually youtube a vid explaining just how and why.

I think it's called "Is there a need for a god, with darwin" or something along those lines.
#179 to #126 - AnonymousDonor (10/24/2012) [-]
yes i am familiar with the higgs boson and quantum field theory, but from there you could just as easily say that there was some creator that made a universe in which matter can create itself
so, too, if we somehow discover what processes created our universe, it can just as easily be said that a higher creator created them - an endless cycle

all i'm pointing out is that you can never completely disprove a philosophical belief like creationism with physical experimental data, because by its very nature it transcends it
User avatar #16 to #13 - holycrapimacupcake (10/24/2012) [-]
Dude. You just supported both science and religion in one go. Nice job.
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#104 to #91 - tomodashi (10/24/2012) [-]
You just blew my mind with that
#6 - akg **User deleted account** (10/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #173 to #6 - jedimindaugas (10/24/2012) [-]
That's one picture that can be used practically anytime in any post.
#56 - masri (10/24/2012) [-]
#21 - ohgodwaitimatheist (10/24/2012) [-]
I have this image saved for quite some time.

No need to argue with me about it, I, myself, don't take in all it says, it's just... giggleworthy.
#99 - konamicode (10/24/2012) [-]
Can't wait to read these comments.
#43 - dickticklerluv (10/24/2012) [-]
Im kind of religious (because of parents) and I am not circumsized.

I like my foreskin, it keeps me safe. I dont want it to go. : (
#47 to #43 - infinitesinz (10/24/2012) [-]
Same here except idk why the hell I have mine, parents were stupid I guess, my girl doesn't mind it though, i'm good.
User avatar #51 to #47 - rosietheamazon (10/24/2012) [-]
your parents are brilliant. and i'm serious.
User avatar #48 to #47 - dickticklerluv (10/24/2012) [-]
You should wife her. Not many find it atractive
#50 to #48 - infinitesinz (10/24/2012) [-]
Were actually planning on it, no girl i've been with has actually complained, so I guess i'm just lucky.
#57 to #50 - opisgenerallyafag (10/24/2012) [-]
lucky.... or if a girl liked you enough to go down there in the first place, she's not gonna drop you because she finds it "unattractive".
I laugh at the notion of chicks dumping/disliking someone on the basis of having a foreskin rather than any other LOGICAL reason. People who think that are retards.
#85 to #57 - scarytown (10/24/2012) [-]
well, there are some extremely shallow girls and guys out there. I mean, I knew a guy who dumped his girlfriend of five years because she decided to stop drinking after developing some sort of infection or something in her liver from drinking too much. he said that he couldn't be with someone who would bore him to death. And there was a girl in my high school who would date and dump guys based on stupid whims she had. She was dating this one guy for two years straight. One night had a random dream she was getting married to some other guy (who happened to have a gf), broke up with her bf the next day, and worked at breaking the other guy and his gf of three years up. Then, as soon as she finally got him, they dated for about four months, some college guy flirted with her at a coffee shop. she dumped the other guy and went after this random stranger because he was "a hottie."
When I think of people like this, it makes me extremely grateful for the people who are really in my life.
#54 to #50 - dickticklerluv (10/24/2012) [-]
I am genuinly happy for, I hope it works out for the both of you and I wish you manny happy days.
User avatar #130 to #50 - orangelightning (10/24/2012) [-]
yeah but what would a girl have to say if she didn't like it
"you know I really hate the way your dick looks"
User avatar #70 to #43 - richardastley (10/24/2012) [-]
I just realized I had no idea what circumcised vs. non-circumcised dicks look like, so I looked it up. Turns out I'm circumcised and I had no idea! Go me!
User avatar #71 - mion ONLINE (10/24/2012) [-]
Don't forget:

"God loves you in ever way.

You're gay? Ew, you're gonna burn in hell, bro"
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User avatar #96 - wheredawhitewomen (10/24/2012) [-]
"And God looked down and said 'They are so wicked, I will have to wipe them off of the face of the Earth.' Really?! REALLY?! Straight to genocide?! Whatever happened to two verbal and one written warnings? Calm the **** down, mate!"-Ricky Gervais
#137 to #96 - xxnzbrainybugxx (10/24/2012) [-]
It also says that they wouldn't listen to god.
#77 - zukowashere (10/24/2012) [-]
What if religion exists because it can teach lessons about life and also give pointers on how to be a good person?
#98 to #77 - anon (10/24/2012) [-]
This may blow your mind... but maybe they could have just taught you the lessons. But then again, that would mean other people would have to be treated like equals and an end in themselves, and **** that noise, lets just say you'll go to hell if you don't follow a laundry list of rules.
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User avatar #83 to #77 - lavitts (10/24/2012) [-]
What if dat description.
User avatar #92 to #77 - pepemex (10/24/2012) [-]
Those lessons don't need to be based on a lie. Uncertainty is better than basing your life on ******** .
User avatar #122 to #77 - noblexfenrir (10/24/2012) [-]
Sigh...that would make sense if humans didn't create the religion, implying we already had the necessary capacity to have these morals the religion is supposed to teach. Essentially making the religion useless.
User avatar #79 to #77 - powerglove (10/24/2012) [-]
thats called buddhism.
or you can be an atheist who isnt an asshole.
there; no need for ridiculous claims on creation and meaning.
User avatar #90 to #79 - dustyshane (10/24/2012) [-]
Think how old religion is, and think about how terrible people were back then, they needed rule, so viola, religion.
#108 to #77 - anon (10/24/2012) [-]
what if religion was invented by old people who wanted to control various communities by infiltrating the denizen's minds during infancy making them docile and controllable to the ruling party but zealously hostile to the point of suicide to anyone whom the ruling class deems as 'evil'?
User avatar #112 to #77 - toosexyforyou (10/24/2012) [-]
I think we've reached the point in time where we should have our own morals.
#23 - cactaur (10/24/2012) [-]
all this proves is that god is a troll
User avatar #61 - psychfouronenine (10/24/2012) [-]
I mean, we kind of did this ourselves.

>Put in paradise, told not to do ONE thing

>do it anyway

I mean, if you were God, you'd be a scumbag after that too.
User avatar #64 to #61 - Nightelfbane (10/24/2012) [-]
The last picture.
User avatar #67 to #61 - trimageryan (10/24/2012) [-]
So if God is omnipotent and all knowing (thus having no concept of Time) God knows the outcome of every action that will ever be performed ever and in what order so there is no why that God didn't know that Eve would eat the apple. If this is true, why didn't he just not put the damn tree there in the first place?

The concept of "Free will" is completely disregarded by the bible because of my previous assumption of God, being that he placed certain rules and made certain events happen to make sure we follow exactly what he knows will happen.
User avatar #68 to #67 - trimageryan (10/24/2012) [-]
Of coarse, I'm not trying to say anyones beliefs are right or wrong, you are free to choose what you believe and I have no right to determine who is correct. I'm just voicing my thoughts on the subject.
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#180 to #165 - improbable ONLINE (10/24/2012) [-]
we have a ton of money, technology and people
why don't we fix the third world instead of exploiting it?
#189 to #165 - tomodashi (10/26/2012) [-]
Now Father desing from Full Metal Alchemist has a lot of Fridge Brillance!
#107 - thisotherdude (10/24/2012) [-]
Feels good have relatively non-religious parents, I didn't have to get my foreskin as a kid, I couldn't even imagine my life with it.
#37 - strikeoflightning (10/24/2012) [-]
I don't mean to be the oblivious moron, but is this what people see Christianity as...? I'm Christian and don't really like to debate religion because I think arguing over opinion is stupid, so I'm ignorant to other people's negative opinions on the Bible...

don't hate me
#76 to #37 - brukernavn (10/24/2012) [-]
I did NOT post this because I think it represent christian believes

They're simply very blunt interpretation of some of the wierd parts within christian doctrine
#182 to #76 - strikeoflightning (10/24/2012) [-]
I respect that. I agree that the Bible is a very strange thing open to hundreds of interpretation for one sentence. That's why I don't bother talking religion to anyone; Christian or other. There's no way to agree on everything and their beliefs are none of my business and vice versa.
#38 to #37 - bible (10/24/2012) [-]
I haven't done **** , man.
#42 to #38 - strikeoflightning (10/24/2012) [-]
Sorry bro, some people just don't accept you the way you are.
User avatar #86 to #42 - Zarke (10/24/2012) [-]
Like Christians?

Minimum trolling...
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