Scumbag God comp.. inb4 butthurt. These are just supposed to be funny, not represent any religious believes.. Scumbag God funny
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#6 - akg **User deleted account**
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(10/23/2012) [-]
#173 to #6 - jedimindaugas
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(10/24/2012) [-]
That's one picture that can be used practically anytime in any post.
#13 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE
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(10/24/2012) [-]
actually that third one is legit

photons were present during the big bang long before the quarks bonded into the protons that eventually created the matter that is our sun

BAM! scienced
#75 to #13 - faggotishshit
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(10/24/2012) [-]
Excuse me for a second while i bombard you with green thumbs.
#16 to #13 - holycrapimacupcake
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(10/24/2012) [-]
Dude. You just supported both science and religion in one go. Nice job.
#14 to #13 - thecrazyonedf
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(10/24/2012) [-]
did you just use the big bang to support creationism?

nice job.
#15 to #14 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE
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(10/24/2012) [-]
well, speaking objectively, the two are not wholly contradictory

you just need some creator to have started the big bang - improbable perhaps, but certainly not impossible
#17 to #15 - thecrazyonedf
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(10/24/2012) [-]
that's how I've always thought creation was done. which sounds cooler?

1. God says something and stuff appears.
or
2. God throwing a matter grenade into the darkness, creating everything.
#18 to #17 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE
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(10/24/2012) [-]
ooh or why not both?

god says "let there be light, ************!!" and chucks a matter grenade into the abyss
#30 to #18 - azraelthemage
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(10/24/2012) [-]
This made me laugh so much.
This made me laugh so much.
#20 to #19 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE
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(10/24/2012) [-]
hahah thats awesome thank you sir
#126 to #15 - anon
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(10/24/2012) [-]
You do not need something to start the big bang. Matter is caple of comming from nothing, which have already been explained multiple times. You can actually youtube a vid explaining just how and why.

I think it's called "Is there a need for a god, with darwin" or something along those lines.
#179 to #126 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE
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(10/24/2012) [-]
yes i am familiar with the higgs boson and quantum field theory, but from there you could just as easily say that there was some creator that made a universe in which matter can create itself
so, too, if we somehow discover what processes created our universe, it can just as easily be said that a higher creator created them - an endless cycle

all i'm pointing out is that you can never completely disprove a philosophical belief like creationism with physical experimental data, because by its very nature it transcends it
#5 - meowmixallday
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#2 - Bohya
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#27 to #2 - fyaq
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(10/24/2012) [-]
naw.
we get that these people are just thumbwhoring to the 12 year old atheists that frequent the site, so we look at the comments for something funny, then skip, and move on.
#175 to #2 - jedimindaugas
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(10/24/2012) [-]
On the contrary, the discussions between believers(referring to all sorts of religions) and atheists here seem to be far more solemn than in any church between supposedly deeply religious people.
#3 to #2 - schnizel
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Nope.
#56 - masri
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(10/24/2012) [-]
#21 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(10/24/2012) [-]
I have this image saved for quite some time.

No need to argue with me about it, I, myself, don't take in all it says, it's just... giggleworthy.
#105 to #21 - tomodashi
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(10/24/2012) [-]
#91 - pepemex
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(10/24/2012) [-]
#102 to #91 - tomodashi
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#104 to #91 - tomodashi
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(10/24/2012) [-]
You just blew my mind with that
#37 - strikeoflightning
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(10/24/2012) [-]
I don't mean to be the oblivious moron, but is this what people see Christianity as...? I'm Christian and don't really like to debate religion because I think arguing over opinion is stupid, so I'm ignorant to other people's negative opinions on the Bible...

don't hate me
#76 to #37 - brukernavn [OP]
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(10/24/2012) [-]
I did NOT post this because I think it represent christian believes

They're simply very blunt interpretation of some of the wierd parts within christian doctrine
#182 to #76 - strikeoflightning
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(10/24/2012) [-]
I respect that. I agree that the Bible is a very strange thing open to hundreds of interpretation for one sentence. That's why I don't bother talking religion to anyone; Christian or other. There's no way to agree on everything and their beliefs are none of my business and vice versa.
#38 to #37 - bible
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(10/24/2012) [-]
I haven't done ****, man.
#42 to #38 - strikeoflightning
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(10/24/2012) [-]
Sorry bro, some people just don't accept you the way you are.
#86 to #42 - Zarke
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(10/24/2012) [-]
Like Christians?

Minimum trolling...
#103 to #86 - tomodashi
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(10/24/2012) [-]
#77 - zukowashere
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(10/24/2012) [-]
What if religion exists because it can teach lessons about life and also give pointers on how to be a good person?
#98 to #77 - anon
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(10/24/2012) [-]
This may blow your mind... but maybe they could have just taught you the lessons. But then again, that would mean other people would have to be treated like equals and an end in themselves, and **** that noise, lets just say you'll go to hell if you don't follow a laundry list of rules.
#108 to #77 - anon
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(10/24/2012) [-]
what if religion was invented by old people who wanted to control various communities by infiltrating the denizen's minds during infancy making them docile and controllable to the ruling party but zealously hostile to the point of suicide to anyone whom the ruling class deems as 'evil'?
#129 to #77 - sweetdreamsnigger
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#83 to #77 - lavitts
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(10/24/2012) [-]
What if dat description.
#92 to #77 - pepemex
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(10/24/2012) [-]
Those lessons don't need to be based on a lie. Uncertainty is better than basing your life on ********.
#122 to #77 - noblexfenrir
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(10/24/2012) [-]
Sigh...that would make sense if humans didn't create the religion, implying we already had the necessary capacity to have these morals the religion is supposed to teach. Essentially making the religion useless.
#112 to #77 - toosexyforyou
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(10/24/2012) [-]
I think we've reached the point in time where we should have our own morals.
#79 to #77 - powerglove
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(10/24/2012) [-]
thats called buddhism.
or you can be an atheist who isnt an asshole.
there; no need for ridiculous claims on creation and meaning.
#90 to #79 - dustyshane
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(10/24/2012) [-]
Think how old religion is, and think about how terrible people were back then, they needed rule, so viola, religion.