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inb4 butthurt. These are just supposed to be funny, not represent any religious believes.

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#6 - akg **User deleted account** (10/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#13 - AnonymousDonor (10/24/2012) [+] (11 replies)
actually that third one is legit

photons were present during the big bang long before the quarks bonded into the protons that eventually created the matter that is our sun

BAM! scienced
#5 - meowmixallday (10/23/2012) [-]
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#2 - Bohya (10/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #3 to #2 - schnizel (10/23/2012) [-]
Nope.
#56 - masri (10/24/2012) [-]
#21 - ohgodwaitimatheist (10/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I have this image saved for quite some time.

No need to argue with me about it, I, myself, don't take in all it says, it's just... giggleworthy.
#91 - pepemex (10/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#37 - strikeoflightning (10/24/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I don't mean to be the oblivious moron, but is this what people see Christianity as...? I'm Christian and don't really like to debate religion because I think arguing over opinion is stupid, so I'm ignorant to other people's negative opinions on the Bible...

don't hate me
#38 to #37 - bible (10/24/2012) [-]
I haven't done **** , man.
#77 - zukowashere (10/24/2012) [+] (11 replies)
What if religion exists because it can teach lessons about life and also give pointers on how to be a good person?
#1 - zameckis (10/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
oh boy, here we go
User avatar #9 to #1 - abotu (10/23/2012) [-]
Jesus dies.
#43 - dickticklerluv (10/24/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Im kind of religious (because of parents) and I am not circumsized.

I like my foreskin, it keeps me safe. I dont want it to go. : (
User avatar #71 - mion (10/24/2012) [-]
Don't forget:

"God loves you in ever way.

You're gay? Ew, you're gonna burn in hell, bro"
#99 - konamicode (10/24/2012) [-]
Can't wait to read these comments.
#4 - anonymous (10/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Created Adam and Eve

They have belly buttons.

Think about that for a moment.
User avatar #10 to #4 - SirSheepy ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
says who?
User avatar #61 - psychfouronenine (10/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I mean, we kind of did this ourselves.

>Put in paradise, told not to do ONE thing

>do it anyway

I mean, if you were God, you'd be a scumbag after that too.
#29 - azraelthemage (10/24/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Actually, God didn't give man free will. Man obtained it when he devoured the fruit of knowledge. Think about it. When God created Adam and Eve, he wanted them to obey with no questions asked. They didn't know any better, so they did until the day they ate the apple. Thus, free will.
User avatar #32 to #29 - imadethistopost ONLINE (10/24/2012) [-]
ok i'm christian myself but i'm going to point out that they would have to have free will to choose to eat the apple.
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User avatar #96 - wheredawhitewomen (10/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"And God looked down and said 'They are so wicked, I will have to wipe them off of the face of the Earth.' Really?! REALLY?! Straight to genocide?! Whatever happened to two verbal and one written warnings? Calm the **** down, mate!"-Ricky Gervais
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