Illegal Activity. We are all criminals.. I' never done anything illegal. It' s illegal ten watch porn if you' re under 18, f. Im not sure, but I would imagine the vast majority of us have broken the odd law here or there. I mean small things like speeding, littering, rape, J walking. a You monster
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#180 - pilotdudeman (10/23/2012) [-]
So is drinking...he's litterly adding injury to injury
User avatar #17 - Bohya (10/23/2012) [-]
It's illegal to watch porn if you are under 18? I thought it was 'illegal' in the way that jailbreaking an iPhone is 'illegal'.
User avatar #96 to #17 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/23/2012) [-]
Jailbreaking an iPhone isn't illegal.
It voids the warranty, but you can't get in trouble for it unless you do something illegal with it.

Also, I'm not just talking about stealing apps, people can use a jailbroken ipod to hack into wireless **** . Not sure how, but I've heard about it
#269 to #96 - brettyoke (10/24/2012) [-]
Notice the quotes around "illegal". That means you don't take it literally.
User avatar #272 to #269 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (10/24/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure the quotes were to say it's one of those things that is technically illegal but not taken seriously.
My point was that it isn't technically illegal until you do something illegal with it.
User avatar #12 - darkcomy (10/23/2012) [-]
Would be MUCH better if it shown the guy fapping in the last panel.
User avatar #23 to #12 - fugbaum (10/23/2012) [-]
isn't it also illegal in some parts of the USA to fap, like Texas ans Michigan, I heard.
User avatar #24 to #23 - darkcomy (10/23/2012) [-]
Wrong reply :)
User avatar #13 to #12 - oliverholes (10/23/2012) [-]
You can do a FIXED of this if you want, I don't have the Photoshop Skillz
User avatar #14 to #13 - darkcomy (10/23/2012) [-]
Neither do I ...
User avatar #15 to #14 - oliverholes (10/23/2012) [-]
Well then we are at an impasse.
#21 to #12 - chiefwrigley (10/23/2012) [-]
here ya go :D
#136 to #21 - friggy (10/23/2012) [-]
I like how you left the gun in there.
User avatar #204 to #21 - thirdasscheek (10/24/2012) [-]
You forgot magazines or computer. Instead it's like he's fear fapping
#239 to #204 - snipster (10/24/2012) [-]
"She put the fear of God into my boner"
"Fear Boner!"
#257 to #239 - John Cena (10/24/2012) [-]
Fearection
User avatar #88 - epicfailguysbuddy (10/23/2012) [-]
In the last panel he is drinking alcohol... he is under 18... another law broken right there..
#91 to #88 - oliverholes (10/23/2012) [-]
At home with his parents in the same room.
User avatar #94 to #91 - epicfailguysbuddy (10/23/2012) [-]
I have been contradicted... and it is a good point..
#90 to #88 - doubtfuleditor (10/23/2012) [-]
Maybe he watched the porn when he was younger and he is now over 18.
Maybe he watched the porn when he was younger and he is now over 18.
#99 to #90 - xrainbowdashx (10/23/2012) [-]
lost my 			****		 watching this gif. love that otter
lost my **** watching this gif. love that otter
#101 to #99 - doubtfuleditor (10/23/2012) [-]
And a crocodile. A black one.
And a crocodile. A black one.
User avatar #104 to #101 - xrainbowdashx (10/23/2012) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

i must be high or something. im laughing way to hard at this
#100 to #99 - doubtfuleditor (10/23/2012) [-]
Have a baby hippo.
User avatar #106 to #100 - xrainbowdashx (10/23/2012) [-]
nawwwww <3
#107 to #106 - doubtfuleditor (10/23/2012) [-]
While I'm at it, here's a kitty piloting a spacecraft poorly.
While I'm at it, here's a kitty piloting a spacecraft poorly.
#110 to #107 - xrainbowdashx (10/23/2012) [-]
hehehe i have been watching that for like 5 minutes... why cant i look away?

have an awesome turtle
User avatar #126 to #115 - xrainbowdashx (10/23/2012) [-]
wait... you don't like my turtle? D:
User avatar #119 to #115 - xrainbowdashx (10/23/2012) [-]
bruce almighty?

hahaha thats like me most mornings :/
#123 to #114 - xrainbowdashx (10/23/2012) [-]
Catzilla :D hehehe

also i have been banned from thumbing you :3 lol FJ
User avatar #124 to #123 - doubtfuleditor (10/23/2012) [-]
lol. I don't expect you to thumb me.
User avatar #128 to #124 - xrainbowdashx (10/23/2012) [-]
meh, i did it for the lols
User avatar #92 to #90 - epicfailguysbuddy (10/23/2012) [-]
I ******* love that otter.....
#177 to #90 - funmanigro (10/23/2012) [-]
i stood for 10 full minutes laughing my lunges out, thank you my friend.
#76 - BrayBoy (10/23/2012) [-]
Im not sure, but I would imagine the vast majority of us have broken the odd law here or there.

I mean small things like speeding, littering, rape, J walking. all that jazz
User avatar #120 to #76 - SlowpokeForever (10/23/2012) [-]
Ha. Rape is included in the list of small crimes.
It's funny cause it isn't.
User avatar #148 to #120 - ieatsand (10/23/2012) [-]
Thank you for explaining the joke...
User avatar #155 to #148 - SlowpokeForever (10/23/2012) [-]
Maybe I should have added an image of that guy from Family Guy so people would realize I too am joking. God, stiff necks.
User avatar #157 to #155 - ieatsand (10/23/2012) [-]
That probably would have been smart
User avatar #159 to #157 - SlowpokeForever (10/23/2012) [-]
Don't have it though. Hmm. Sucks for me I guess.
#166 to #159 - ieatsand (10/23/2012) [-]
Sorry I don't have one in better quality :/
User avatar #168 to #166 - SlowpokeForever (10/23/2012) [-]
S'all good, thank you, and have a good day.
User avatar #169 to #168 - ieatsand (10/23/2012) [-]
You do too ^^
#141 - skinless (10/23/2012) [-]
**** ive committed more crimes then any gangster then
User avatar #135 - mitchkush (10/23/2012) [-]
False, if you read the fine print, its ok with parental guidance/permission, not even joking
#178 to #135 - John Cena (10/23/2012) [-]
How many people tell their parents they're going to watch porn or have parents that are ok with it?
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#47 - sparkieemae (10/23/2012) [-]
Never done anything illegal
User avatar #130 to #47 - sommerli (10/23/2012) [-]
Never ever downloaded anything illegal? Never crossed the road without a green man?
#165 - joyfullreaper (10/23/2012) [-]
but it's illegal for a porn site (or any site) to check if somebody is lying about their age
but it's illegal for a porn site (or any site) to check if somebody is lying about their age
User avatar #167 to #165 - joyfullreaper (10/23/2012) [-]
in america
#163 - drmrniceguy (10/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#182 - katsueren (10/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 - lolerbot ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
IS THAT TRUE?   			****
IS THAT TRUE? ****
User avatar #137 - guitaraddicttwo (10/23/2012) [-]
that has got to be the least enforced law in existence
#207 to #137 - creosote (10/24/2012) [-]
Criminal 1: Hey, what are you in for?   
Criminal 2: Murder.   
Criminal 1: Eh, that's not so bad. What about you kid?   
Criminal 3: I masturbated once.
Criminal 1: Hey, what are you in for?
Criminal 2: Murder.
Criminal 1: Eh, that's not so bad. What about you kid?
Criminal 3: I masturbated once.
#256 - danielhargadine (10/24/2012) [-]
****		! Close PornHub! DAMNIT! Ok...what do i do...I'll skip town that's what I'll do!
**** ! Close PornHub! DAMNIT! Ok...what do i do...I'll skip town that's what I'll do!
#6 - sektorfire ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
#238 - DrollHumor ONLINE (10/24/2012) [-]
I've been watching porn for five years, and I turned 18 this year.
#183 - RamDozer (10/23/2012) [-]
LOOK AT ALL THE 			*****		 I GIVE.
LOOK AT ALL THE ***** I GIVE.
User avatar #185 to #183 - holahunter (10/23/2012) [-]
The same as the number of thumbs you have.
User avatar #187 to #185 - RamDozer (10/24/2012) [-]
Yep.
#197 to #187 - isuckatmakingnames (10/24/2012) [-]
So you DO give a 			****		?
So you DO give a **** ?
#198 to #197 - RamDozer (10/24/2012) [-]
....Shiiiieeeet.
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