It's a trap.... 100000000% OC Script coded in Visual Basic. Left my mate in my flat and went to the shops for 5 mins, came back and my laptop was logged off and It's a trap 100000000% OC Script coded in Visual Basic Left my mate flat and went to the shops for 5 mins came back laptop was logged off
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#13 - buthow
Reply +348
(10/23/2012) [-]
op you are going places
#362 to #13 - devildogpratt
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(10/23/2012) [-]
definitely
#14 to #13 - suchadumbass [OP]
Reply +39
(10/23/2012) [-]
I'm thinking about doing a home security/convenience/laziness system.
Example; When someone comes through the front door and doesn't press the button on their keychain, the house will close and lock all of its doors and send an automated message to the police (probably a bit inconvenient)
Also, it will do things such as run a remote motor to turn on the kettle, turn lights off and on etc...
#39 to #14 - kasperscar
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(10/23/2012) [-]
What happens if you come home drunk?
#15 to #14 - buthow
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(10/23/2012) [-]
k sounds cool
#178 to #14 - haveagoodone
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(10/23/2012) [-]
in visual basic?
use something that isn't visual basic
#180 to #178 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
I'm going to use C++
#506 to #180 - snowyx
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(10/23/2012) [-]
#511 to #506 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
You made OP laugh out loud.
Touché, sir.
#185 to #180 - haveagoodone
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(10/23/2012) [-]
yesyes!
i'm using pascal in school but want to either get started on java or c++
#188 to #185 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
What is it you're doing?
#192 to #188 - haveagoodone
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(10/23/2012) [-]
a computing course in as level, it's not hard stuff at all
#193 to #192 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
What sort of things do you plan on making?
#195 to #193 - haveagoodone
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(10/23/2012) [-]
in the future hopefully game dev, so java i guess
what's c++ strong for?
#236 to #195 - leodamanhunter
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Don't learn java if you want to make games. C++ is the way to go for game dev. I've tried to make some small games in java like a platformer shooter and a dual stick shooter but when you take keyboard input with event listeners in java it only reads one key at a time so if you for example if you wanted to press the up arrow and the left arrow to go diagonal you would have to store boolean values for whether or not the key is pressed and read it from the there. In C++ you can take input from multiple keys at once therefor avoiding a lot of inconvenience. Also the java virtual machine eats up a lot of the cpu. C++ is good for just about any type of application from games to entire operating systems. Buy a book about c++ also. It really is useful and good for quickly referencing code. Sam's teach yourself c++ in 24 hours is a good book to start with.
#449 to #236 - haveagoodone
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(10/23/2012) [-]
thanks, the real reason i wanted to learn java was because minecraft is done in java
sad reason but yeah
#442 to #236 - buttinspecter
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Plus, DirectX uses C++. It's definitely the game development language.
#197 to #195 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
C++ is strong for everything.

Entire operating systems are coded in C++

Have a look at C#, it's not the best of languages but take a look at a description of its purposes.
#199 to #197 - haveagoodone
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(10/23/2012) [-]
i know C# is similar to java script but never thought of checking it out, is it still used?
#201 to #199 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Yup. Java can/does have exploitable code, C# would be stronger
#206 to #201 - haveagoodone
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(10/23/2012) [-]
wow, i had no idea... that's awesome
mkay ty for the advice
i'll get myself on c# then
#304 to #206 - xortrox
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Also check out mono develop for cross platform stuff. (or even unity3d)
#269 to #14 - shitdicknipples
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Holy ****, I was going to do this for my A level Electronics project, that exact same concept but I was going to say in my design brief that it was for VIPs/Security at gigs :o Dat hivemind
#161 - rossbelfast
Reply +171
(10/23/2012) [-]
MFW I don't have a webcam
#205 to #161 - stickdick
Reply +68
(10/23/2012) [-]
Where's the picture. I don't see anything.
#212 to #205 - empqrer
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(10/23/2012) [-]
lol
#213 to #212 - stickdick
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(10/23/2012) [-]
#216 to #213 - empqrer
Reply +45
(10/23/2012) [-]
lol
#331 to #216 - stickdick
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(10/23/2012) [-]
I refer to my comment #213
#350 to #331 - rossbelfast
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(10/23/2012) [-]
He did reply to your comment #213 :P
#352 to #350 - stickdick
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(10/23/2012) [-]
And I'm replying to your comment Tree Fiddy.
Too late
ok
#426 to #213 - lamarisagoodname
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(10/23/2012) [-]
All bow.
#271 to #213 - anon
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(10/23/2012) [-]
YOU ARE A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
#328 to #271 - stickdick
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(10/23/2012) [-]
#299 to #212 - dustypengwin
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(10/23/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#87 - suchadumbass [OP]
Reply +169
(10/23/2012) [-]
If you're looking to do this to your friends:

pastebin.com/gTVCDbTD <- ding.vbs
pastebin.com/spxSKmdq <- lol2.bat
pastebin.com/Z17ARu6a <- wunstall.bat
pastebin.com/qqnYhy7J <- ded.vbs
pastebin.com/s18EJftU <- dong.vbs
pastebin.com/ajNzTZ1L <- pop.vbs
pastebin.com/JFAwvL5a <- EndDorgem.vbs

Save all of these into one directory. You can copy and paste into notepad and save, but make sure you change the extention from .txt to .vbs or to .bat where specified.
'ding.vbs' is the file that initiates everything, so the thing the person clicks on that's disguised as a porn folder is just a shortcut linking to ding.vbs
When you've created the shortcut, right-click and click Properties. Change the icon and the name of the file.

In order for this to work, you must have Dorgem, a webcam utility that, when configured, will automatically start taking pictures using your webcam when it gets loaded up.
The script will run Dorgem for a few seconds (Dorgem will then take pictures), then proceed to log the user off.

Have fun tricking your friends and don't forget to post me any results! I want to see how far this joke can go.

Love from OP
#94 to #87 - rollone
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(10/23/2012) [-]
it wont let me save ding as .vbs, only txt
#96 to #94 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Check the box underneath, change it from (*.txt) to (*.* All files)
Then save as .vbs
#551 to #96 - karlosxeight
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(10/23/2012) [-]
it comes up with an error :(
script: users\my name\documents\the folder with scripts in\dong.vbs
Line: 5
Char: 9
error: the system could not fine file specified
code: 80070002
source: null
#250 to #87 - pugglerock
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(10/23/2012) [-]
will be doing this to my sister on my laptop, but discussed as google chrome. thanks OP, shall post pics as soon as a get them!
#433 to #87 - pacoseago
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Why do you have more favorites than thumbs?
#448 to #87 - sommerli
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Need help with Dorgem. This pops up, what do?
#457 to #448 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Does it take pictures automatically when it's loaded?
#464 to #457 - sommerli
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(10/23/2012) [-]
No, the program pops up. Im sure there is some scripting that has to be done in the "Store settings" button
#475 to #464 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Click Source and make sure you've got the Capture Source to your webcam.
Then click OK.

Then click Store Settings
Then Add
Choose 'File'
Call it whatever you want.
Change 'Interval' to 1 Seconds
Click OK

Make sure the Auto Capture box is ticked on the main interface
Voila
All will work perfectly when you click Exit

Just run the script, make sure you know the directory it saves the pictures in, and after you log back on, you can check the pictures.

#485 to #475 - sommerli
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Everything is fine now. Thanks
#487 to #485 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
So you've properly saved and ran my script, no problems? Takes the pictures and logs off?

Even done a little sneaky shortcut too? :)
#496 to #487 - sommerli
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Well, i doesnt log off. Everything else works.
#513 to #87 - trimageryan
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(10/23/2012) [-]
How do you save these to a directory?

I'm not very good with computers...
#515 to #513 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Open notepad and save these all as individual files, named after how I've named them here.
Make sure when you save them that you change box underneath the box where you put in the name from "Text (*.txt)" to "All files (*.*)"

It's 'ding.vbs' that initiates everything.
#571 to #515 - trimageryan
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Ah, that makes sense, I accidentally saved them as .txt.

Thanks for the help
#561 to #87 - grundo
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(10/23/2012) [-]
I'm getting some error message saying
Script: C:\users&#46;...\Documents\troll\dong.vbs
Line: 5
Char: 5
Error: The system can not find the file specified
Code: 80070002
Source: (null)

Think you could help me out?
#564 to #561 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Download and install Dorgem, the webcam utility called on this line that takes the photos. Check other replies by me in this section if you don't want to have the webcam take photos.
#566 to #564 - grundo
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(10/23/2012) [-]
I figured out the problem by looking through the code, I saved Dorgem to my documents folder instead of program files x86.
#567 to #566 - suchadumbass [OP]
Reply 0
(10/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, I probably should have told the users to check the directories specified in my scripts...
#568 to #567 - grundo
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Nah, it's fine.
#569 to #568 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
All works good for you? :)
#580 to #569 - grundo
Reply 0
(10/23/2012) [-]
I'm getting one error message, but I'm working to figure out what's causing it.
#583 to #580 - suchadumbass [OP]
Reply 0
(10/23/2012) [-]
Let me know.
#587 to #583 - grundo
Reply 0
(10/24/2012) [-]
I fixed it, thank you so much for the help and awesome script :D
#588 to #587 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/24/2012) [-]
You're more than welcome, just remember, if you ever get someone with it, link me to their result photo so I can see my creation come alive over the world. :)
#609 to #588 - imofcnotharveydent
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(03/30/2013) [-]
you guys are ******* geniuses, and use this amazing power for pranks, a very very useful prank though.
#610 to #609 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(03/31/2013) [-]
Thanks ;)
#562 to #561 - grundo
Reply 0
(10/23/2012) [-]
The &#46; was a back slash
#590 to #87 - kiodaywow
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(10/24/2012) [-]
Whenever i open dorgen and i select a video source it always says failed to connect to device! but it worked the first time i opened it help me please!!
#596 to #590 - suchadumbass [OP]
Reply 0
(10/24/2012) [-]
Reboot either your webcam software or your computer and make sure your webcam isn't being used by another program.
#616 to #87 - tarmorman
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(09/20/2013) [-]
I know this is kind of unexpected, but someone reposted the original, I found this, and I'm wondering if you'd have any clue what to do since Dorgem is discontinued.
#123 to #87 - TheGhost ONLINE
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Is there anyway to make it just lock the PC rather than logging it off and losing what you had open?
#179 to #123 - haveagoodone
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(10/23/2012) [-]
it's not that hard to script yourself
just google it
try googling .vbs scripts or .bat scripts
.bat are alot simpler i think
#166 to #123 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Probably, but I don't know the parameters.
#591 to #123 - Chazola
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(10/24/2012) [-]
if you find out please tell me :)
#289 to #87 - golemnardah
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Today is a great day. OP isn't a faggot.
#467 to #87 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account**
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#90 to #87 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
I also advise that if you're going to do this, make sure that you have nothing open that you need - This script will log off the current user.
#69 - grimmwaters ONLINE
Reply +126
(10/23/2012) [-]
You tried watching my porn.
Didn't you, roomie?
#307 to #69 - hhboy
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#372 to #69 - tacopower
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(10/23/2012) [-]
i like this thread
#438 to #372 - lamarisagoodname
Reply 0
(10/23/2012) [-]
It is a pretty nice thread, isn't it

we need more spongebob threads
#53 - tentaquil
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#41 - smithybfc
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(10/23/2012) [-]
OP you brilliant bastard
#7 - anon
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Can you upload the scripts that you used?
#8 to #7 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Sure, but in order for it to work, you'll have to download Dorgem and configure it
#12 to #8 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Also, go through the files and make sure all the directories are okay, I'm not sure if they all point to the same place - I have them scattered as I use some files with other things.
#10 to #7 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
pastebin.com/gTVCDbTD <- ding.vbs
pastebin.com/spxSKmdq <- lol2.bat
pastebin.com/Z17ARu6a <- wunstall.bat
pastebin.com/qqnYhy7J <- ded.vbs
pastebin.com/s18EJftU <- dong.vbs
pastebin.com/ajNzTZ1L <- pop.vbs
pastebin.com/JFAwvL5a <- EndDorgem.vbs

Save these all into one directory make a shortcut to wherever where the target is the ding.vbs
With a shortcut, you can change the icon and name of the file to look like something else.
I can't be arsed to explain how to set up Dorgem - It's not hard, just download it and set it up to automatically take pictures every second when it's run. The Visual Basic script will close Dorgem after a few seconds and log off.
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#18 to #10 - jewfrosdsd
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Any order you compile the scripts? Can you give a more detailed explanation on how to do this? This **** has some potential. Also is there anyway to take off the picture feature?
#20 to #18 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Also, what picture feature?
#19 to #18 - suchadumbass [OP]
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Just paste them into notepad and save them as the names I've pasted - When you click ding.vbs, it runs the others in a specific order. They don't need compiling, they're VB and batch, not C/C++
#16 to #10 - anon
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(10/23/2012) [-]
I will make sure to try it tommarow. And btw can I add you on Skype? Well if you want to just go here because since im a anon I can only post every hour so just come here.

http: //tinychat. com/254ml

Take out the two spaces.
#74 - robotrino
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(10/23/2012) [-]
This post was worth the read
This post was worth the read
#86 to #74 - dtox
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(10/23/2012) [-]
#89 to #86 - paulthehero
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(10/23/2012) [-]
YES! Someone else thought of this!
YES! Someone else thought of this!
#300 - julpiter
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(10/23/2012) [-]
his friends face when
#312 to #300 - realvegzillar
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Not so fast you limy fruitcake!
Not so fast you limy fruitcake!
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#207 - ianosity
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(10/23/2012) [-]
Most honorable of pranks.