How to...((May need to Enlarge)). Found on Stumble Upon.. 8: how to survive being buried alive: 1. remain calm 2. one-inch-punch your way out of your coffin How to stuff OP is a fag
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User avatar #5 - lallram (10/21/2012) [-]
8:
how to survive being buried alive:
1. remain calm
2. one-inch-punch your way out of your coffin
#9 to #5 - anon (10/22/2012) [-]
you want to test your alternator? while the car is running unplug the battery ,if the car stops your alternator is bad
#25 - KungFuZerO (10/22/2012) [-]
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#11 - iyr (10/22/2012) [-]
I'm sure this would be really useful for someone who is shaving whilst working on their car with dull scissors and no scale while improving their teeth to be on time to be a food taster while encased in a coffin secured by stripped screws buried in quicksand, but I'm not one of those people.
I'm sure this would be really useful for someone who is shaving whilst working on their car with dull scissors and no scale while improving their teeth to be on time to be a food taster while encased in a coffin secured by stripped screws buried in quicksand, but I'm not one of those people.
#13 - nigglettt (10/22/2012) [-]
Kill Bill anyone?
#6 - doddythechef (10/21/2012) [-]
well 			****		 that text
well **** that text
#7 - Wingz (10/22/2012) [-]
"loose, dry dirt" still has a density of about 1,200 kg per cubic meter, or about 2,700lbs............ so unless you even lift
User avatar #8 to #7 - izzalitious (10/22/2012) [-]
Let us for the sake of this post assume that they even lift.
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#27 - drfrizz (10/22/2012) [-]
if im trapped in a coffin i doubt im going to be in any state of mind to remember all that...
if im trapped in a coffin i doubt im going to be in any state of mind to remember all that...
User avatar #32 to #27 - centurionprime ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
you'd be surprised how clearly you can remember things when your brain thinks its about to ******* die.
#26 - yhellothur (10/22/2012) [-]
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#22 - sexyfail (10/22/2012) [-]
****** goosebumps just from reading three words, Sharpen, Scissors, Aluminum.
User avatar #33 to #22 - centurionprime ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
at first i didnt get it and then i was like
oh god ,goddamn it **** man **** .
#31 - gnarlueck (10/22/2012) [-]
When did the favorites button change?
I just noticed it...
#21 - nucularwar (10/22/2012) [-]
mfw "Free Radicals"

You're not so radical.
#30 - jigcock (10/22/2012) [-]
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#28 - Zyklone (10/22/2012) [-]
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#24 - arnas (10/22/2012) [-]
Brushing teeth with baking soda may injure your gums please take precautions
User avatar #29 - ningenpoop (10/22/2012) [-]
Amanda Todd tried that teeth whitening thing but substituted baking soda for bleach
User avatar #14 - thrashmash (10/22/2012) [-]
I have worked at a cemetery, coffins are unbreakable. Or your relatives despised you so much that they searched for the thinnest, most rotten piece of wood available and made it themselves, or you have been buried for at least ten years.

I'll try the razor thing though
User avatar #17 to #14 - lolikikolik (10/22/2012) [-]
I was watching Mythbusters, and after they buried the coffin underground, it broke from the weight of the dirt above, i think its posible with some luck
#1 - turtlekoi (10/21/2012) [-]
tldr;
User avatar #2 to #1 - izzalitious (10/21/2012) [-]
tl;dr**
#3 to #2 - turtlekoi (10/21/2012) [-]
yea yea :P
#34 - aleksisti (10/22/2012) [-]
MFW buried alive, now that I know that
MFW buried alive, now that I know that
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