Facebook. . He' s inthe military I It' s kinda in a building that everyone U work with lives in, because when U scream "Shower Party" into the vents, people act shower party
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#8 - thejewsdidit (10/22/2012) [-]
More like in Auschwitz
User avatar #27 to #8 - mcpandabear (10/22/2012) [-]
I both laughed at your username and your comment.
I was in Auschwitz and Birkenau two months ago.. It was crazy seeing it all for myself.
User avatar #28 to #27 - mcpandabear (10/22/2012) [-]
inb4 that's nice honey.
#31 to #28 - irishsoulja (10/22/2012) [-]
Cool story bro
#11 - olelicious (10/22/2012) [-]
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#16 to #11 - Nomelicious (10/22/2012) [-]
Usernames are almost the same.
#15 to #11 - mustis (10/22/2012) [-]
dat username
dat username
User avatar #22 to #11 - centurionprime (10/22/2012) [-]
i have no idea what you're name refrences to, but this gif... i have never before seen it and you have given me the precious gift of laughter.

for like eight minutes i was laughing

i couldnt breathe you dick.

thanks for the laugh though, i really do appreciate it
#26 to #11 - Brouwera (10/22/2012) [-]
Reminds me of this.   
   
   
   
But 			****		, that was funny.
Reminds me of this.



But **** , that was funny.
User avatar #1 - Eleatperson (10/21/2012) [-]
thats pretty accurate...
#7 to #1 - spycheckingpyro (10/22/2012) [-]
it's only weird when other people try to make it weird.
it's only weird when other people try to make it weird.
#17 - achselschweiss (10/22/2012) [-]
Being in the military makes you a kid again. When you're a little kid, you do all sorts of crazy **** in the shower after gym class, like sliding around and doing flips. Then when you're starting to go through puberty, you get all awkward: shower with boxers on, hiding your dick while you face the wall, putting on underwear while still being wrapped in a towel.
When I was in the army, everyone acted like kids. Especially in the shower. Like flopping their cocks about, pouring soap on the floor and then belly-slide, and doing handstands up against the wall to, I quote: "wash my feet and anus properly".

Also, you get to "play war" with real guns, and have fun telling jokes and sharing stories while in a tent (without your creepy uncle Tom who insist on cleaning your dick with a paper towel with spit on it).
User avatar #21 to #17 - ningenpoop (10/22/2012) [-]
So ******* true but i'm not in the military yet
User avatar #20 to #17 - ikachan (10/22/2012) [-]
This describes accurately why I did not like showering with the Canadian Forces xD
User avatar #24 to #17 - sheperdofthestars (10/22/2012) [-]
I wonder what it's like for the women...

>Titties everywhere
>Boob-clapping contests
>See who can piss the furthest standing up

MOM! I'M JOINING THE MILITARY!
User avatar #29 to #17 - kanatana ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
My brother is in the navy... maybe I should give him a call...
#33 to #17 - thechosentroll (10/22/2012) [-]
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I honestly have no idea if that sounds fun as hell or gay.
User avatar #18 to #17 - gonnadiealoneonfj (10/22/2012) [-]
Yeah but none of my childhood fiends got shot
User avatar #19 to #18 - mynameisgeorge ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
>Implying every job in the army puts you in physical combat
>Implying you go straight to a war zone after basic
>Implying that none of your childhood friends will get shot
User avatar #23 to #19 - gonnadiealoneonfj (10/22/2012) [-]
But he said ''you can really play war'' Most kids don't play army training excersises
#35 to #23 - achselschweiss (10/22/2012) [-]
Didn't you play with cap guns as a child? Cops and robbers, that sort of stuff. Exercises with blank cartridges are basically the same, except the 20m safety range and the risk of damaging your hearing and eyesight, which is why you use protection. Sure, there's the odd chance of someone getting gravel lodged in their barrel and then shoots someone, or that someone stands in the blind zone of an IFV and get run over, but exercises are usually safe 99% of the time.

When you get shot during "cowboys and indians", you play dead. Get shot during military exercise, you play hurt and the medics get a training case.
#32 to #19 - dropgasm (10/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #4 - oxYKellark (10/22/2012) [-]
After i came home from Basic and AIT it was a really weird feeling to shower alone.
User avatar #6 to #4 - crazycommando (10/22/2012) [-]
that feel man, i know it
User avatar #9 - eatshitop (10/22/2012) [-]
Someone I know in the military said that in the shower they would take soap bars (If they had em) and shoot em at eachother with their hands.
User avatar #13 - chevah (10/22/2012) [-]
For work experience I was at the army with a few friends and they demand they get their own shower time because they didn't want to see each other and we were always late. They actually thought that showering together was just rumours. Even for boys.
User avatar #2 - JNS (10/22/2012) [-]
whenever i see "___ party"
all i can think of is "raiding party!"
User avatar #12 - LtMcG ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
And that's why I went to West Point
User avatar #34 - dppwrestler (10/22/2012) [-]
**dppwrestler rolls 033** ***************
User avatar #5 - megasharkman (10/22/2012) [-]
What?! It's nice to have a conversation while showering.
User avatar #3 - slipchron (10/22/2012) [-]
all i can think of is lemon...... :(
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