Facebook. . He' s inthe military I It' s kinda in a building that everyone U work with lives in, because when U scream "Shower Party" into the vents, people act shower party
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He' s inthe military
I It' s kinda in a building that everyone U work with lives in,
because when U scream "Shower Party" into the vents, people actually
show up
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#11 - olelicious (10/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#17 - achselschweiss (10/22/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Being in the military makes you a kid again. When you're a little kid, you do all sorts of crazy **** in the shower after gym class, like sliding around and doing flips. Then when you're starting to go through puberty, you get all awkward: shower with boxers on, hiding your dick while you face the wall, putting on underwear while still being wrapped in a towel.
When I was in the army, everyone acted like kids. Especially in the shower. Like flopping their cocks about, pouring soap on the floor and then belly-slide, and doing handstands up against the wall to, I quote: "wash my feet and anus properly".

Also, you get to "play war" with real guns, and have fun telling jokes and sharing stories while in a tent (without your creepy uncle Tom who insist on cleaning your dick with a paper towel with spit on it).
#8 - thejewsdidit (10/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
More like in Auschwitz
User avatar #1 - Eleatperson (10/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
thats pretty accurate...
#7 to #1 - spycheckingpyro (10/22/2012) [-]
it's only weird when other people try to make it weird.
it's only weird when other people try to make it weird.
User avatar #4 - oxYKellark ONLINE (10/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
After i came home from Basic and AIT it was a really weird feeling to shower alone.
User avatar #9 - eatshitop (10/22/2012) [-]
Someone I know in the military said that in the shower they would take soap bars (If they had em) and shoot em at eachother with their hands.
User avatar #13 - chevah (10/22/2012) [-]
For work experience I was at the army with a few friends and they demand they get their own shower time because they didn't want to see each other and we were always late. They actually thought that showering together was just rumours. Even for boys.
User avatar #2 - JNS (10/22/2012) [-]
whenever i see "___ party"
all i can think of is "raiding party!"
User avatar #34 - dppwrestler (10/22/2012) [-]
**dppwrestler rolls 033** ***************
User avatar #5 - megasharkman ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
What?! It's nice to have a conversation while showering.
User avatar #3 - slipchron (10/22/2012) [-]
all i can think of is lemon...... :(
User avatar #12 - LtMcG ONLINE (10/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
And that's why I went to West Point
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