Temperature facts. Yeah.. Temperature Extremes Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them]. Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them]. Americans shak
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Temperature facts

Yeah.

Temperature Extremes
Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find Them].
Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have Them].
Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don' t start.
Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
D" - Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens.
French cars don' t .
10'' - You' re planning a vacation to Australia.
15" - Your cm insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on
sweaters.
New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their
last seasonal p ionic.
O'' - American cars don' t . People in Alaska wearing
long -sleeves.
ti'' - German cars don' t . Hawaiians we dead.
30'' - Politicians start 'tallking about homeless people. Your cat
prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
35" - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don' t .
400 - You' re planning a hot tub bath. Swedish cars don' t
42“ - " stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the
street.
45" - All are dead. Politicians really start doing something
For the homeless.
513* - Your eyelids sticking when you blink, In Alaska, people
close The window in the bathroom.
Evil" - White bears moving south,
TD“ - The hell froze.,
Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland.
Russians wear earmuff hats.
ED“ - Lawyers put their hands it their own poe) kets.
114" - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
273'' - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer Team becomes the
world champion.
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#39 - bknob (10/22/2012) [+] (11 replies)
>Canada's got a stereotype for living in freezing temperatures   
>Post about freezing temperatures   
>Canada nowhere in sight   
>mfw
>Canada's got a stereotype for living in freezing temperatures
>Post about freezing temperatures
>Canada nowhere in sight
>mfw
+17
#9 - jthmdave **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#11 to #9 - deliveryman (10/21/2012) [-]
Canadians are simple, They just live normally at all the temperatures and won the Olympics in hockey again.
#23 - wardenspectre (10/21/2012) [-]
"Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets"
#4 - anon (10/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Retard, water freeze at 32 degrees, your entire chart is off. Go back to middle school, faggot.
#192 - supamonkey (10/22/2012) [-]
******** . Can't go below -273
User avatar #55 - esmebuffay (10/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
-295° - Canada starts thinking about giving a **** , decides against it.
#35 - squadmissile (10/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Sorry i only got this far:   
   
"0 degrees - Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens."   
   
What in the unholy hegemony of 						****					 does that sentence even mean?
Sorry i only got this far:

"0 degrees - Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens."

What in the unholy hegemony of **** does that sentence even mean?
User avatar #40 to #35 - TARDIS (10/22/2012) [-]
Russian water is mostly vodka.
User avatar #114 - contradiction (10/22/2012) [+] (16 replies)
is this farenheight or celcius...what is this
User avatar #116 to #114 - insaneiare (10/22/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #197 - TheBarneyStinson (10/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
5°- Canadians die of heat stroke.

#59 - finalkai (10/22/2012) [-]
Lost it at "Hawaiians are dead."
User avatar #20 - roflstorm (10/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
they forgot the + spectrum
30c - Australians to go outside without a coat, in the middle east, those who have sweaters have taken them off
35c - Canadians issue a heatwave, Russians are dead or dying
40c - train tracks bend from heat, Australians go out to tan, Iraqi get thirsty, Almost every Russian citizen is dead.
45c - some Canadians die from heat. Australians put on t-shirts
50c - Australians issue warm weather is ahead
60c - 70% of Canadians and Americans are dead, Australians are installing Air conditions. Just in case Middle east put sandals on.
70c - Canadians are dead, Americans are dead, 93% of Europe is dead or dying, Spain and Portugal are fanning themselves, the Meditteranean sea has dried up, Australians turn AC on low, Iraqi play soccer. Russia bursts into flames.
80c - Spain and Portugal set AC to high, Australians issue heat wave and flood beaches
90c - Seas start to boil, Spain and Portugal document Cthulhu as he emerges from the icy depths, 90% of the planet is dead, whats left of Antartica is underwater, heads on Easter island get up and go for a swim, Russia has turned to ash.
100c - Every sea has almost dried up, 90% of Australians are dead, Spain and Portugal face each other for the 18th year in a row for the world cup, Cthulhu flees earth
User avatar #32 - thatscrewedupkid (10/21/2012) [+] (7 replies)
water freezes at 32 in america, ******* retarded metric system
#36 to #34 - anon (10/21/2012) [-]
As opposed to water freezing at 0, and boiling at 100? Sure, the imperial system is muuuuuch better.

/sarcasm
#47 - lolzwer (10/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
-273 celsius, We canadians turn heat on low
#242 - giustobuffo (10/22/2012) [-]
-80, Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-80, Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
#221 - anon (10/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
> 2012
> Not using Kelvin

OP is a ****** faggot
#224 to #221 - anon (10/22/2012) [-]
>2012
>Hasn't seen this at least 5 times to know it's old as ****

Other anon needs to shut up.
User avatar #144 - ponchosdm ONLINE (10/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
30° Northern Mexicans normal day
40° Northern Mexicans normal day
50° Northern Mexicans "its getting hot today, dont you think?"
#82 - abml (10/22/2012) [-]
they forgot that canada puts a extra log on the fire for the hockey game at -295
#52 - gjtz (10/22/2012) [-]
-60c - White bears start moving south.
White bears start moving south.
White bears
>White bears
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