Bitch. Tags are telling the truth. iria' BM tilte:. Oh my god. Ugly girls always think that i'm flirting with them just because i didn't try to light them on fire within three seconds of meeting them.
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Submitted: 10/21/2012
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#68 - luthervonappledorf (10/22/2012) [-]
> Be me   
> Been a bit strange all my  life   
>Had few close friends, mostly female who I hang out with a lot   
> Always close with this one girl. Always really liked her. We hang out constantly, watch films, have lunch together every day   
> We play fight and she bites me and kisses me   
> I laugh and kiss her back. We sit and talk for a bit. I say I have to leave but she asks me to stay over   
> I say I need to get up early tomorrow. She looks sad   
> Don't hear from her for a week. Finally ask what's wrong and she says nothing and we become friends again   
> MFW Two years later I realise that I've been friendzoning girls most of my life because I can't tell the difference between being friendly and flirting.
> Be me
> Been a bit strange all my life
>Had few close friends, mostly female who I hang out with a lot
> Always close with this one girl. Always really liked her. We hang out constantly, watch films, have lunch together every day
> We play fight and she bites me and kisses me
> I laugh and kiss her back. We sit and talk for a bit. I say I have to leave but she asks me to stay over
> I say I need to get up early tomorrow. She looks sad
> Don't hear from her for a week. Finally ask what's wrong and she says nothing and we become friends again
> MFW Two years later I realise that I've been friendzoning girls most of my life because I can't tell the difference between being friendly and flirting.
#64 - swagbot (10/22/2012) [-]
- Read the comments.
- Remember why I hate society.
- Remember why I love internet forums.

Why do we let society push us around like this?

The world gets better quickly if you put a little of yourself back into it...
#65 to #64 - jimmiesoperator (10/22/2012) [-]
"The world gets better quickly if you put a little of yourself back into it..."
How so?
User avatar #66 to #65 - Keoul (10/22/2012) [-]
You're awesome.
Therefore putting a little more awesome back in the world/society.
#76 to #66 - swagbot (10/22/2012) [-]
Keoul gets it :)
User avatar #51 - sexualness (10/22/2012) [-]
>be female me
>in class
>see kid who other people think is weird because he plays league of legends, magic, and minecraft etc. and hes chubby
>decide to be friendly and give him the benefit of the doubt by talking and getting to know him because he probably is a normal guy and everyone is just exaggerating his being weird
>we talk hes actually not that bad and really funny
>semester ends and the class is over
>he starts following me around school
>sneaking up behind me and hugging me
>sitting at my lunch table
>making up scenarios about us being married and having children and a dog
>inviting me to his house to play video games
>stalking me on facebook
>telling people around school that im his girlfriend
>he still stalks me
>I was only trying to be nice
>He actually was weird and i regret everything
User avatar #63 to #51 - IamSofaKingdom (10/22/2012) [-]
I love league! I remember the first girl that tried to be nice to me about video games. I remember her face, the smell of her hair, the best windows to watch without worrying about getting caught. I used to tell her about how we'd get married and have kids and a dog. Good times...
#59 to #51 - derpchan (10/22/2012) [-]
And that is why when you see fatty cry you kick dirt in his face, IT'LL MAKE HIM STRONG....or an hero, either way not your problem.
User avatar #70 to #59 - tankeruber (10/22/2012) [-]
Im chubby and i find this a good reason to shoot up my school.
User avatar #58 to #51 - angelojuusan (10/22/2012) [-]
I understand this problem. Though I am not female, I have spoken with many females who have issues with a certain person from school. Regret only that you talked to him, not the Cleaner operation to follow.

For those who don't know, a Cleaner is someone who wipes secret agents from existence if and when they **** up
#53 to #51 - anonymous (10/22/2012) [-]
"be female me"

Stopped reading there. Go back to 9gag you scuttering **** .
#56 to #53 - anonymous (10/22/2012) [-]
Why can't you just be one of the nice anons? you **** .
User avatar #77 to #56 - sexualness (10/25/2012) [-]
being nice got me in that mess in the first place
User avatar #54 to #53 - shadowhorn (10/22/2012) [-]
YEAH GUYS BECAUSE FEMALES DONT EXIST
#60 to #54 - nagafever (10/22/2012) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at wtf ** It was the way she said it, not that she claimed to be a female - i think.
User avatar #46 - xpurpledragonx (10/22/2012) [-]
people always say i flirt all the time, but i dont try to. to me its just me holding a normal conversation.
#34 - pineappletime (10/22/2012) [-]
he complimented my outfit. he obviously wants the V.
#32 - oodlesandoodles (10/22/2012) [-]
Last year I went to Target to pick up Skyrim the day it was released. At the time, Target wasn't open yet, and there were about five or six other people waiting. I absolutely loathe awkward silences, so I tried to make small talk with this one woman who I assumed was someone's mother. I said, "I don't don't usually get this early to buy video games, but-" and she responds with: "Yes, I'm buying it for my BOYFRIEND!" Obviously, she thought I was hitting on her, so I stepped back and gave her some space.
#26 - damago (10/22/2012) [-]
**damago rolled a random image posted in comment #1013 at Im Tired of This Shit ** best way to flirt
User avatar #55 to #26 - shadowhorn (10/22/2012) [-]
good freaking god
#23 - thatonesouthernkid ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
remember when being polite was flirting? pepperidge farm remembers.
#22 - wymetehoriginal (10/22/2012) [-]
I recently learned that opening the door for girls is sexist. Fukken sorry then.
User avatar #47 to #22 - msvegeta (10/22/2012) [-]
Meh, opening the door for some one is nice regardless of gender. Don't listen to unappreciative people who give crap. They're in the minority.
#37 to #22 - pineappletime (10/22/2012) [-]
now what hairy ass feminist told you that? everyone (except old or disabled people) should hold the door open for anyone (especially old and disabled people), that ****** just common courtesy.
User avatar #28 to #22 - dustyshane (10/22/2012) [-]
What about holding the door open for people who share your gender?
User avatar #24 to #22 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/22/2012) [-]
I'm just going to apologize on behalf of my gender, and thank you for holding the door on behalf of anyone who didn't thank you because of their stupidity
User avatar #21 - sabukonoerika (10/22/2012) [-]
Everyone knows I'm gay in high school
open door for a couple girls
next day I open door for one of the girls in lunch
"ummm.... I don't swing that way"
I... wha... okay...
#36 to #21 - pineappletime (10/22/2012) [-]
****					, i can't stand those kinds of people. straight people who just assume that every gay person wants to 						****					 them. they need to get over themselves, an average 						*******					 does not want to sleep with every girl in the world anymore than a straight girl wants to sleep with every guy in the world.   
the worst kind are the large stanky redneck types that go around saying "I don't want no 						*******					 hitting on me!" seriously, I don't think you have to worry about that.
**** , i can't stand those kinds of people. straight people who just assume that every gay person wants to **** them. they need to get over themselves, an average ******* does not want to sleep with every girl in the world anymore than a straight girl wants to sleep with every guy in the world.
the worst kind are the large stanky redneck types that go around saying "I don't want no ******* hitting on me!" seriously, I don't think you have to worry about that.
User avatar #19 - cupotruth ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
Ha! I'm an ass hole. It has to be flirting for any one to give a crap about me.
#18 - beatrixkiddo (10/22/2012) [-]
In my geometry class, I'm really nice to this freshman boy and whenever there are group assignments I always go work with him. MFW I get a 						*********					 of freshman in that class asking if me and the kid are dating
In my geometry class, I'm really nice to this freshman boy and whenever there are group assignments I always go work with him. MFW I get a ********* of freshman in that class asking if me and the kid are dating
User avatar #14 - Stroked (10/22/2012) [-]
Ya know what I don't like about this meme? You don't usually don't have to read the bottom half to get the punch line.
#15 to #14 - anonymous (10/22/2012) [-]
That;s every X *text* Y meme ever, you ******* retard.
#13 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (10/22/2012) [-]
Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks
#30 to #13 - sahakid (10/22/2012) [-]
Lick on these nuts...
User avatar #39 to #30 - xshawnxsullivanx (10/22/2012) [-]
and suck the dick
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#17 to #12 - tchpookie (10/22/2012) [-]
point of saying he was black?
point of saying you're not racist?
implying you would never **** will smith?
point of him saying you have pretty eyes?
implying ******* would ever be quiet?
#10 - Dref (10/22/2012) [-]
Remember when this joke was actually about BLACKMAIL? and it was funny because a old guy on Tv was using ads to BLACKMAIL people into buying his milano cookies?

guess not
#9 - asasqw (10/22/2012) [-]
A same a gentleman can't exist in this generation and be accepted. I was once punched by a man on the football team for holding the door for his girl friend.
User avatar #8 - beastpwnrlol (10/22/2012) [-]
theres this girl that sits behind me at lunch, i said she has nice shoes

1 WEEK LATER

"so derp i heard you wanna **** derpette while shes sleeping"
#49 to #8 - giinthir ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
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#20 to #8 - coolcalx (10/22/2012) [-]
don't act like you don't want to.




don't act like you don't want to.
User avatar #7 - mrtwilightsparkle (10/22/2012) [-]
Damn, I musta lucked out with mine.
#6 - zurk (10/21/2012) [-]
Holy Christ.
It seems like every other person of the opposite sex I spend a semi-pleasant five seconds with think I want to get with them. What's this stupid dynamic?
MFW when asked why I don't want them.
User avatar #62 to #6 - alexforce (10/22/2012) [-]
What's worse is if it's a girl friend, I had a friend of mine who decided to stop talking to me, and another friend of mine, because we'd invite her out to do stuff. Now, I don't even get a "Hi" (Note, this happened more to my friend, than to me, but certainly the same actions took place, only he was notified that she thought he liked her...even though they'd known each other since grade school)
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