Bitch. Tags are telling the truth. iria' BM tilte:. Oh my god. Ugly girls always think that i'm flirting with them just because i didn't try to light them on fire within three seconds of meeting them. hes right You know
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - mrmeowmixmcgee
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Oh my ******* god.
Ugly girls always think that i'm flirting with them just because i didn't try to light them on fire within three seconds of meeting them.
User avatar #2 to #1 - techketzer
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Do not hate them, pity them.
#4 to #2 - anon id: 48a4be65
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(10/21/2012) [-]
pity them? are you retarded? yes you are..
#16 to #4 - xnotcreative
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(10/22/2012) [-]
... why would you ask a question if you're just going to answer it yourself... :(
#69 to #16 - anon id: 4289b5ef
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(10/22/2012) [-]
I sense that you an ugly Girl?
#44 to #1 - anon id: a808ce16
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(10/22/2012) [-]
litting the ugly girl on fire is just optional for the quest, i usually backstab her in her sleep.
User avatar #29 to #1 - HighLitedHelios
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(10/22/2012) [-]
If you lit them on fire, at least they'd be hot.
#73 to #29 - exrflarion
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(10/22/2012) [-]
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....Y-You are a genious!
User avatar #3 to #1 - SnugglyWuggly
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Don't flatter yourself.
User avatar #51 - sexualness
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(10/22/2012) [-]
>be female me
>in class
>see kid who other people think is weird because he plays league of legends, magic, and minecraft etc. and hes chubby
>decide to be friendly and give him the benefit of the doubt by talking and getting to know him because he probably is a normal guy and everyone is just exaggerating his being weird
>we talk hes actually not that bad and really funny
>semester ends and the class is over
>he starts following me around school
>sneaking up behind me and hugging me
>sitting at my lunch table
>making up scenarios about us being married and having children and a dog
>inviting me to his house to play video games
>stalking me on facebook
>telling people around school that im his girlfriend
>he still stalks me
>I was only trying to be nice
>He actually was weird and i regret everything
#53 to #51 - anon id: 4bcfe543
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(10/22/2012) [-]
"be female me"

Stopped reading there. Go back to 9gag you scuttering cunt.
User avatar #54 to #53 - shadowhorn
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(10/22/2012) [-]
YEAH GUYS BECAUSE FEMALES DONT EXIST
#60 to #54 - nagafever
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(10/22/2012) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at wtf ** It was the way she said it, not that she claimed to be a female - i think.
#56 to #53 - anon id: c762de62
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Why can't you just be one of the nice anons? you cunt.
User avatar #77 to #56 - sexualness
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(10/25/2012) [-]
being nice got me in that mess in the first place
User avatar #58 to #51 - angelojuusan
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(10/22/2012) [-]
I understand this problem. Though I am not female, I have spoken with many females who have issues with a certain person from school. Regret only that you talked to him, not the Cleaner operation to follow.

For those who don't know, a Cleaner is someone who wipes secret agents from existence if and when they **** up
#59 to #51 - derpchan
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(10/22/2012) [-]
And that is why when you see fatty cry you kick dirt in his face, IT'LL MAKE HIM STRONG....or an hero, either way not your problem.
User avatar #70 to #59 - tankeruber
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Im chubby and i find this a good reason to shoot up my school.
User avatar #63 to #51 - IamSofaKingdom
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(10/22/2012) [-]
I love league! I remember the first girl that tried to be nice to me about video games. I remember her face, the smell of her hair, the best windows to watch without worrying about getting caught. I used to tell her about how we'd get married and have kids and a dog. Good times...
User avatar #8 - beastpwnrlol
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(10/22/2012) [-]
theres this girl that sits behind me at lunch, i said she has nice shoes

1 WEEK LATER

"so derp i heard you wanna **** derpette while shes sleeping"
#49 to #8 - giinthir
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#50 to #8 - thunderpony
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(10/22/2012) [-]
YFW
#20 to #8 - coolcalx
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(10/22/2012) [-]
don't act like you don't want to.




don't act like you don't want to.
#11 to #8 - kingantichrist [OP]
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#32 - oodlesandoodles
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Last year I went to Target to pick up Skyrim the day it was released. At the time, Target wasn't open yet, and there were about five or six other people waiting. I absolutely loathe awkward silences, so I tried to make small talk with this one woman who I assumed was someone's mother. I said, "I don't don't usually get this early to buy video games, but-" and she responds with: "Yes, I'm buying it for my BOYFRIEND!" Obviously, she thought I was hitting on her, so I stepped back and gave her some space.
#22 - wymetehoriginal
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(10/22/2012) [-]
I recently learned that opening the door for girls is sexist. Fukken sorry then.
User avatar #28 to #22 - dustyshane
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(10/22/2012) [-]
What about holding the door open for people who share your gender?
#42 to #22 - leto
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(10/22/2012) [-]
YFW
User avatar #47 to #22 - msvegeta
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Meh, opening the door for some one is nice regardless of gender. Don't listen to unappreciative people who give crap. They're in the minority.
User avatar #24 to #22 - chucknorrisTHEGAME
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(10/22/2012) [-]
I'm just going to apologize on behalf of my gender, and thank you for holding the door on behalf of anyone who didn't thank you because of their stupidity
#37 to #22 - pineappletime
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(10/22/2012) [-]
now what hairy ass feminist told you that? everyone (except old or disabled people) should hold the door open for anyone (especially old and disabled people), that ****** just common courtesy.
#34 - pineappletime
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(10/22/2012) [-]
he complimented my outfit. he obviously wants the V.
#41 to #34 - haileetroll
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#74 to #41 - exrflarion
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#26 - damago
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(10/22/2012) [-]
**damago rolled a random image posted in comment #1013 at Im Tired of This Shit ** best way to flirt
#71 to #26 - tankeruber
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User avatar #55 to #26 - shadowhorn
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(10/22/2012) [-]
good freaking god
#33 to #26 - justakewldewd
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(10/22/2012) [-]
#13 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks
#30 to #13 - sahakid
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Lick on these nuts...
User avatar #39 to #30 - xshawnxsullivanx
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(10/22/2012) [-]
and suck the dick
#40 to #39 - sahakid
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#9 - asasqw
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(10/22/2012) [-]
A same a gentleman can't exist in this generation and be accepted. I was once punched by a man on the football team for holding the door for his girl friend.
User avatar #21 - sabukonoerika
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(10/22/2012) [-]
Everyone knows I'm gay in high school
open door for a couple girls
next day I open door for one of the girls in lunch
"ummm.... I don't swing that way"
I... wha... okay...
#36 to #21 - pineappletime
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(10/22/2012) [-]
****, i can't stand those kinds of people. straight people who just assume that every gay person wants to **** them. they need to get over themselves, an average lesbian does not want to sleep with every girl in the world anymore than a straight girl wants to sleep with every guy in the world.   
the worst kind are the large stanky redneck types that go around saying "I don't want no faggots hitting on me!" seriously, I don't think you have to worry about that.
****, i can't stand those kinds of people. straight people who just assume that every gay person wants to **** them. they need to get over themselves, an average lesbian does not want to sleep with every girl in the world anymore than a straight girl wants to sleep with every guy in the world.
the worst kind are the large stanky redneck types that go around saying "I don't want no faggots hitting on me!" seriously, I don't think you have to worry about that.