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#269 - fortes ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
>be me
>recently retired from military service
>go to art school
>never had gf since I was always focusing on the ladder of success
>sees 9/10 during orientation
>ALPHA MODE ENGAGED
>we hit it off rather shaky, but good success
>in my design class a few weeks later
>keep talking and open up a bit more, not too much for my tower of power will crumble down HARD
>She might be the one for a long term relationship
>THE TIME HAS COME
>gather the courage to ask her out
>finds out she is lesbian
>we will be friends
>MFW I felt the cold sting of loneliness once again after all these years...
User avatar #283 to #269 - Sinless (10/22/2012) [-]
>success
>art school

Pick one dude
#298 to #283 - palestineforlife (10/22/2012) [-]
Dude i am fucking dying at your profile picture oh my God that is funny
#286 to #283 - fortes ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
Once I get my degree, Officer Status.

Who said getting a job in the civilian world after I'm done with college?
User avatar #289 to #286 - Sinless (10/22/2012) [-]
Alright then, I take back my previous statement.
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