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#279 - latinotornado ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
STORY TIME WITH SEBASTIAN (Alpha Fail Story)   
>Texting my very attractive 8/10 neighbor   
>Parents are gone for the next 4 hours   
>Invite her to come over and watch The Grey with me   
>Things turn good, she actually asks if I wanna grab some snacks at walmart first;I have about 4-5 hours because parents just left so I say yea sure and walk to her house and hop in the car   
>*Quest added: Snack Fest*   
>Get to walmart, buy chips, dip, and some Arnold Palmers (brand of delicious sweet tea) and some Mountain Dew   
>*Quest Completed*   
>Get back to my house cracking jokes and pop the movie in   
>She gets cold (I lowered the heat before I left the house so it would be colder) We start to cuddle   
>we casually talk while the movie goes on;my hand slowly wanders to her theigh and I rub it a little to show her my intentions   
>she goes with it and we start kissing   
>*Quest Added: 						****					 bitches, get money*   
>Kissing starts getting heavier and she pulls my shirt off; I get more aggressive and get on top of her and pull her shirt off (C cup tits)   
>BONER ACTIVATE   
>she gets frisky and starts undoing my pants and giving me a hj while kissing   
>BONER ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL   
>she gets off the couch and starts giving me head (it was ok, not the greatest but she was hot so it made up for it) Boner tells brain to get even more aggressive because the big moment is coming at hand   
>I stand up and undo her pants and bend her over the couch and 						******					 her hard   
>As soon as my hand comes down on her ass, she rips ass; smells like hot dogs and fruit   
>I stifle my laugh but let out a really loud snort and her face is bright red saying "Oh my god I am so sorry!"   
>I try and go alpha and tell her its ok, it isent a big deal and try to bend her over again   
>she says no and keeps saying shes sorry,Shes gathering up her clothes with a bright red face   
>I waddle after her with pants around ankles asking for her to come back,She gets dressed and goes home and dosent text me for weeks   
>MFW Quest Failed
STORY TIME WITH SEBASTIAN (Alpha Fail Story)
>Texting my very attractive 8/10 neighbor
>Parents are gone for the next 4 hours
>Invite her to come over and watch The Grey with me
>Things turn good, she actually asks if I wanna grab some snacks at walmart first;I have about 4-5 hours because parents just left so I say yea sure and walk to her house and hop in the car
>*Quest added: Snack Fest*
>Get to walmart, buy chips, dip, and some Arnold Palmers (brand of delicious sweet tea) and some Mountain Dew
>*Quest Completed*
>Get back to my house cracking jokes and pop the movie in
>She gets cold (I lowered the heat before I left the house so it would be colder) We start to cuddle
>we casually talk while the movie goes on;my hand slowly wanders to her theigh and I rub it a little to show her my intentions
>she goes with it and we start kissing
>*Quest Added: **** bitches, get money*
>Kissing starts getting heavier and she pulls my shirt off; I get more aggressive and get on top of her and pull her shirt off (C cup tits)
>BONER ACTIVATE
>she gets frisky and starts undoing my pants and giving me a hj while kissing
>BONER ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
>she gets off the couch and starts giving me head (it was ok, not the greatest but she was hot so it made up for it) Boner tells brain to get even more aggressive because the big moment is coming at hand
>I stand up and undo her pants and bend her over the couch and ****** her hard
>As soon as my hand comes down on her ass, she rips ass; smells like hot dogs and fruit
>I stifle my laugh but let out a really loud snort and her face is bright red saying "Oh my god I am so sorry!"
>I try and go alpha and tell her its ok, it isent a big deal and try to bend her over again
>she says no and keeps saying shes sorry,Shes gathering up her clothes with a bright red face
>I waddle after her with pants around ankles asking for her to come back,She gets dressed and goes home and dosent text me for weeks
>MFW Quest Failed
#297 to #279 - ludislavonac (10/22/2012) [-]
oh my, well worth the read
#296 to #279 - xenochaos (10/22/2012) [-]
I wasn't gonna read at first, but sure as hell glad I did. Made my night.    
   
>gif moderately related.
I wasn't gonna read at first, but sure as hell glad I did. Made my night.

>gif moderately related.
User avatar #282 to #279 - Sinless (10/22/2012) [-]
Holy ******* **** that's funny.
User avatar #284 to #282 - latinotornado ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
Its sad but its true. Happened pretty recently actually, her and I just started texting again
User avatar #287 to #284 - Sinless (10/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, well at least your moving back into the right direction.

But holy **** dude, that was hilarious. You probably shouldn't have tried to hold back the laugh, that probably was what made it so embarrassing for her.
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