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alpha stage

Anonymous ) : 40
is Really like girl.
So. I go and talk to girl,
is After a few minutes, tell her I like her and ask fat her number,
er She gives me digits.
is Fuck yes! ls this the ALPHA STAGE????
is Call her a day later.
in She asks, shocked, "Haw the fuck did you get this number?'
Youger ins the
is Says to herself. "Oh, fuck, I must have given you my real we by mistaked"
ltr I laugh-
is She doesnt,
I laugh in denial.
is She doesn' t.
is I force a laugh-
The dialating laughs at me, not with me.
is I keep laughing through the tears.
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#19 - gorgonzolarolla (10/21/2012) [+] (12 replies)
#84 - Xedan (10/22/2012) [+] (12 replies)
>be me   
>beta as fuck   
>omega even   
>cute sexy girl hired at my place of employment   
>like her, so do all the alpha males   
>she gives me her number without me asking   
>dafuq   
>she likes me   
>dafuq   
>watch as much more alpha and attractive guy that has known her longer is helplessly friend-zoned by her, because of me   
   
I feel as though the universe has made a clerical error. Or I'm about to find out I have cancer.
>be me
>beta as fuck
>omega even
>cute sexy girl hired at my place of employment
>like her, so do all the alpha males
>she gives me her number without me asking
>dafuq
>she likes me
>dafuq
>watch as much more alpha and attractive guy that has known her longer is helplessly friend-zoned by her, because of me

I feel as though the universe has made a clerical error. Or I'm about to find out I have cancer.
#56 - kidsquicker (10/21/2012) [+] (33 replies)
Still not as beta as this guy.
#123 - harryblazer (10/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>be beta as fucking fuck
>job sucks, place smells like a fucking chimney chimney 24/7
>go outside and see this girl ive been crushing on for months standing near the fence of where I work
>Alpha right the fuck up, walk over, ask her for her number
>she startled at first, but agrees
>rolls up her sleeve and gives it to me
>next day she is put in the oven
>such life in Aushwits
shame though, she did seem really gassed

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#61 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
#190 - mahnamesjakers (10/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
One of my favorite greentexts.
#38 - EvilSquiggly ONLINE (10/21/2012) [+] (14 replies)
I asked a girl for her number today; She hasn't responded yet :(
#235 - itsjustchad (10/22/2012) [+] (20 replies)
Dubs decides what I randomly text my girlfriend.
User avatar #243 to #235 - herpderpberp (10/22/2012) [-]
**herpderpberp rolls 33** i must break up with you to be with my gay lover, mick. we've been seeing each other for a few months and even HE agrees to anal so yayy ttyl dumb bitch.
#240 - onelittleindian (10/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>See girl I like
>Cum instantly

tl;dr I premature ejaculate
#107 - djequalizee (10/22/2012) [+] (10 replies)
>Be me
>At home comming game
>Girl i like comes up to me
>Says she hasn't seen me for a while, and asks me how i've been
>Whatdoido.jpg
>"I've been good, you?"
>"Good"
>"That's good"
>"Yeah
>"Yup"
>Silence for around 10 seconds
>She leaves
>What the fuck brain

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#165 - tehkopf (10/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Fucking love when people talk about their Beta as fuck lives
Fucking love when people talk about their Beta as fuck lives
#72 - ampy ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
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#39 - valve (10/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
These girls are playing around with boys who want serious relationship, like they're toys or something.   
   
and they are still wondering where all the Prince Charming is at.
These girls are playing around with boys who want serious relationship, like they're toys or something.

and they are still wondering where all the Prince Charming is at.
User avatar #17 - runeception (10/21/2012) [+] (25 replies)
>me last thursday
>going to cinema with 4 of my friends and watch taken 2
>friends go over to random girl and say hey
>they know her, I dont
>tell her my name and just converse
>get number randomly
>been with her everyday since then
>get laid 3 times
>soon to be gf
oh and shes an 7/10
#279 - latinotornado (10/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
STORY TIME WITH SEBASTIAN (Alpha Fail Story)   
>Texting my very attractive 8/10 neighbor   
>Parents are gone for the next 4 hours   
>Invite her to come over and watch The Grey with me   
>Things turn good, she actually asks if I wanna grab some snacks at walmart first;I have about 4-5 hours because parents just left so I say yea sure and walk to her house and hop in the car   
>*Quest added: Snack Fest*   
>Get to walmart, buy chips, dip, and some Arnold Palmers (brand of delicious sweet tea) and some Mountain Dew   
>*Quest Completed*   
>Get back to my house cracking jokes and pop the movie in   
>She gets cold (I lowered the heat before I left the house so it would be colder) We start to cuddle   
>we casually talk while the movie goes on;my hand slowly wanders to her theigh and I rub it a little to show her my intentions   
>she goes with it and we start kissing   
>*Quest Added: Fuck bitches, get money*   
>Kissing starts getting heavier and she pulls my shirt off; I get more aggressive and get on top of her and pull her shirt off (C cup tits)   
>BONER ACTIVATE   
>she gets frisky and starts undoing my pants and giving me a hj while kissing   
>BONER ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL   
>she gets off the couch and starts giving me head (it was ok, not the greatest but she was hot so it made up for it) Boner tells brain to get even more aggressive because the big moment is coming at hand   
>I stand up and undo her pants and bend her over the couch and spanks her hard   
>As soon as my hand comes down on her ass, she rips ass; smells like hot dogs and fruit   
>I stifle my laugh but let out a really loud snort and her face is bright red saying "Oh my god I am so sorry!"   
>I try and go alpha and tell her its ok, it isent a big deal and try to bend her over again   
>she says no and keeps saying shes sorry,Shes gathering up her clothes with a bright red face   
>I waddle after her with pants around ankles asking for her to come back,She gets dressed and goes home and dosent text me for weeks   
>MFW Quest Failed
STORY TIME WITH SEBASTIAN (Alpha Fail Story)
>Texting my very attractive 8/10 neighbor
>Parents are gone for the next 4 hours
>Invite her to come over and watch The Grey with me
>Things turn good, she actually asks if I wanna grab some snacks at walmart first;I have about 4-5 hours because parents just left so I say yea sure and walk to her house and hop in the car
>*Quest added: Snack Fest*
>Get to walmart, buy chips, dip, and some Arnold Palmers (brand of delicious sweet tea) and some Mountain Dew
>*Quest Completed*
>Get back to my house cracking jokes and pop the movie in
>She gets cold (I lowered the heat before I left the house so it would be colder) We start to cuddle
>we casually talk while the movie goes on;my hand slowly wanders to her theigh and I rub it a little to show her my intentions
>she goes with it and we start kissing
>*Quest Added: Fuck bitches, get money*
>Kissing starts getting heavier and she pulls my shirt off; I get more aggressive and get on top of her and pull her shirt off (C cup tits)
>BONER ACTIVATE
>she gets frisky and starts undoing my pants and giving me a hj while kissing
>BONER ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
>she gets off the couch and starts giving me head (it was ok, not the greatest but she was hot so it made up for it) Boner tells brain to get even more aggressive because the big moment is coming at hand
>I stand up and undo her pants and bend her over the couch and spanks her hard
>As soon as my hand comes down on her ass, she rips ass; smells like hot dogs and fruit
>I stifle my laugh but let out a really loud snort and her face is bright red saying "Oh my god I am so sorry!"
>I try and go alpha and tell her its ok, it isent a big deal and try to bend her over again
>she says no and keeps saying shes sorry,Shes gathering up her clothes with a bright red face
>I waddle after her with pants around ankles asking for her to come back,She gets dressed and goes home and dosent text me for weeks
>MFW Quest Failed
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