Science Joke. I like science.. Einstein. Haitian, and Pascal are hanging Delit are kw. Einstein is lured. an he sugars, "Late play . I' ll be it!" The mm agree, science
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Einstein. Haitian, and Pascal are hanging Delit are kw.
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Submitted: 10/21/2012
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User avatar #82 - theusamajunk (10/21/2012) [-]
pascal is a unit for pressure. Newton is a unit for force. 1 newton over the area of 1 square meter = 1 pascal.
#163 to #82 - PiMaker (10/22/2012) [-]
i feel so stupid that i just now got it
i feel so stupid that i just now got it
#85 to #82 - rollingnote (10/21/2012) [-]
Now I can pretend I'm not uneducated! Many thanks.
User avatar #89 - scientific (10/21/2012) [-]
**scientific rolls 404** this, right here, is why I exist
User avatar #104 to #89 - SubjectThree (10/21/2012) [-]
**SubjectThree rolls 43**

No, this is why.
#187 to #89 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
a 404 error? what are you, missingno?
User avatar #159 to #89 - PadreRasta (10/22/2012) [-]
PARADOX!!!
User avatar #136 to #89 - megatrollinator ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
Sorry, roll not found
User avatar #92 to #89 - gmarrox (10/21/2012) [-]
So. You don't?
User avatar #93 to #92 - scientific (10/21/2012) [-]
Not that you know of.
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#91 to #89 - Axemaniax **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #135 to #91 - davidispissed (10/21/2012) [-]
it's because we observe his state that gives the illusion of existence, but the second we stop observing him, he falls into a state where he exists, but also does not exist.



******* cats.
#1 - Ulmer (10/21/2012) [-]
god dammit...i get it.
god dammit...i get it.
User avatar #5 - MrPadre (10/21/2012) [-]
Wanna hear a sodium joke?
Na, forget it
#6 to #5 - wopwop (10/21/2012) [-]
Nice, did you come up with that yourself?
Nice, did you come up with that yourself?
User avatar #7 to #6 - lazulim (10/21/2012) [-]
Do you wanna hear some more? Actually, all the good one Argon...
#13 to #7 - hetmartino ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
I hate chemistry jokes, I think we should barium
User avatar #19 to #13 - lazulim (10/21/2012) [-]
Yeah, they're just getting so Boron now...
#28 to #19 - billythebriefcase (10/21/2012) [-]
I asked a proton if he wanted to be in a physics joke, he said he was positive
User avatar #29 to #28 - lazulim (10/21/2012) [-]
I asked my friend to tell me a joke about Potassium. He simply replied 'K'
#30 to #29 - billythebriefcase (10/21/2012) [-]
Jokes about potassium and oxygen are OK
User avatar #31 to #30 - lazulim (10/21/2012) [-]
I went to Bill Nye's official hotel the other day, a sign outside read: "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3s"
#87 to #6 - anon (10/21/2012) [-]
Love that .gif :D Miz makes a Dumb Bitch.jpg face in there xD
User avatar #140 - lolwuut (10/21/2012) [-]
cant wait to tell this joke to hot girls in the bar
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User avatar #8 - twisteoffate ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
I'd tell you guys a good chemistry joke, but the good ones argon
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User avatar #32 to #8 - Ivandrago (10/21/2012) [-]
When I got robbed in the subway, I shouted at the man: "AU, give me back my gold watch!"
User avatar #16 to #8 - guiguito (10/21/2012) [-]
i guess you could say, you din't got the reaction you wanted
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User avatar #39 to #8 - eccleston (10/21/2012) [-]
Potassium.
User avatar #14 to #8 - mylazy (10/21/2012) [-]
I was going to make a chemistry joke, but I didn't think I would get a reaction.

What did the bartender say when Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium and Phosphorus walked into a bar?
OH SNaP

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A molar solution.

Old chemists never die. They just stop reacting.
#9 to #8 - rprol (10/21/2012) [-]
Want to hear a joke about potassium? K
User avatar #10 to #9 - twisteoffate ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
Oxygen and potassium went on a date.
it was OK
#124 - douchehole (10/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #126 to #124 - Xedan (10/21/2012) [-]
I like the versiona that says FUS RO DAH!
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#130 to #124 - maucorn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#78 - warlockrichard (10/21/2012) [-]
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#114 to #78 - anon (10/21/2012) [-]
Better Off Ted did not get the love it deserved... :(
#115 - oniguru (10/21/2012) [-]
Johnny was a chemists son,
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
User avatar #131 to #115 - davidispissed (10/21/2012) [-]
hey you stole my line. give it back.
User avatar #137 to #131 - captainwow ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
Two men walk into a bar. One man says, "I'll have H20". The other man says, "that sounds good, I'll have H20 too."

The second man died.

Old joke, yeah...but related.
User avatar #158 to #137 - quantumlegend ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
Guess they had to barium.
User avatar #88 - pianoasis (10/21/2012) [-]
Two electrons walk into a bar. They get very drunk and beat their children when they get home. Who's laughing now?
User avatar #117 to #88 - tepeniam (10/21/2012) [-]
That's because electrons are just beta. But when two electrons leave Helium-4, it becomes alpha as **** .
#129 - comentator (10/21/2012) [-]
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#75 - julpiter (10/21/2012) [-]
when jim drank some h2o2 what did they do? barium
#156 - JudasLitl (10/22/2012) [-]
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#164 - shannonrw (10/22/2012) [-]
MFW I'm taking physics right now, but we haven't gotten there yet.
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