wut. Zelda is the best mario brother. bbe 19 girlfriend ffucking girlfriend twice a day sshe gets pregnant Mire decide to abort it apportion was surgical advise wut Zelda is the best mario brother bbe 19 girlfriend ffucking twice a day sshe gets pregnant Mire decide to abort it apportion was surgical advise
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wut. Zelda is the best mario brother. bbe 19 girlfriend ffucking girlfriend twice a day sshe gets pregnant Mire decide to abort it apportion was surgical advise

Zelda is the best mario brother

bbe 19
girlfriend
ffucking girlfriend twice a day
sshe gets pregnant
Mire decide to abort it
apportion was surgical
advised sex fer a month
biast forward a week
sshe' s desperate fer a fuck
pstart Hing
Y x licking her clit. sucking en her lips
spuddenly swallow something
mad saintlike texture
immeadiately push her off
up en side of bed
sgirlfriend begins to cry
sshe tells me she' s been having lets of discharge
said bits and pieces effects flesh could be present
i swallowed an abetted fetus
anyone else want to share their most fucked up sex stories?
You have injested its power.
Congradulations.
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#15 - latinotornado
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(10/21/2012) [-]
STORY TIME WITH SEBASTIAN
>Chillin out with a friend of mine
>Im about to take a sip of his drank
>He immediately stops me and tells me he has herpes
>I say hes full of ****
>He tells me that he was eating out his ex girlfriend about 5 months ago
>says he was goin at it hard, slurpin and suckin the pussy up
>says he felt something rounded inside her pussy with his tongue
>He couldnt help messing with it with his tongue
>He keeps messing with it with his tongue and sucking at the same time
>the round thing discharges something into his mouth that tastes like mustard
>finds out he popped and slurpped up a herpe sore inside his ex's pussy
>Label all my drinks when im around him now
>mfw
#468 to #15 - polarispotato **User deleted account**
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#33 to #15 - dropgasm
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#223 to #15 - lotlizard
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I came
I came
#294 to #15 - CapnInterwebz
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(10/21/2012) [-]
holy ****
holy ****
#38 to #15 - bongsly
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(10/21/2012) [-]
imagination   
what are you doing   
no STAHP
imagination
what are you doing
no STAHP
#463 to #15 - EvilSquiggly
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Whelp, goodnight FJ; I think I'm done with the internet for today.
#281 to #15 - thenamelessshoe
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Well, that's enough internet for tonight... or ever again.
Well, that's enough internet for tonight... or ever again.
#167 to #15 - brianhanerjr
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(10/21/2012) [-]
**** you! I was eating a hot dog with mustard on it you jackass!
User avatar #181 to #167 - diddymonster
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(10/21/2012) [-]
just thank got it wasn't a taco
User avatar #186 to #181 - brianhanerjr
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Or a taco with mustard
wut
#398 to #167 - deathtoaloneman
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I lol'd just for that here you go.
#17 to #15 - XRevelationX **User deleted account**
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#375 to #17 - shaddowmarshal
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#173 to #15 - mattyran
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#50 to #15 - ilikeafros
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#176 to #50 - verdammt
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What show is that from?
What show is that from?
User avatar #187 to #176 - ilikeafros
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Misfits :)
User avatar #193 to #187 - verdammt
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Thank you very much!
#200 to #193 - ilikeafros
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#82 to #15 - miccina
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I
Oh god

Why?

Why?

Sweet jesus what have I read.
#21 to #15 - somniumecstasi
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(10/21/2012) [-]
wat.
#28 to #15 - bloodseel
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I literally dry retched
I literally dry retched
#437 to #15 - thefoofighter
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#407 to #15 - ColdBeets
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Sweet flaming Jesus. I guess that's enough Internet for the month.
#44 to #15 - woonanon
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#470 to #15 - iamphoenix
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The force of my anus clenching destroyed half a city block.
#20 to #15 - noobofdoom
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#471 to #15 - latinotornado
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#41 to #15 - Turtleboner
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What the ****
What the ****
#302 to #15 - enforcedno
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#42 to #15 - dikslapping
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Think about it.
User avatar #255 to #15 - shitshitshit
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(10/21/2012) [-]
not to self...never...ever eat a girl out
User avatar #363 to #255 - danniegurl
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(10/21/2012) [-]
at least not one with an STD
#262 to #15 - Lintutu
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(10/21/2012) [-]
i threw up slightly after the mustard comparison
#47 to #15 - finishhimlarry
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(10/21/2012) [-]
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WAT THE ****!?!
#165 to #15 - holyusernamebatman
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#472 to #15 - FuckingLugia
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(10/22/2012) [-]
OH GOOD ****
OH GOOD ****
#386 to #15 - jakekel
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User avatar #439 to #15 - TIDYKIWI
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>Eating out girlfriend
>Put skittles in her puss
>Eating her out all fine till I feel 1 pop



>Was Herpes cluster.
#343 to #15 - mikeymikee
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(10/21/2012) [-]
>tasted like mustard
MFW eating a burger while reading this
User avatar #411 to #343 - samxdaxman
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(10/21/2012) [-]
*krabby patty
User avatar #415 to #15 - raidertrolls
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(10/21/2012) [-]
well i was just about to go to **** but now i think im good
User avatar #16 to #15 - MegaAwesomeSauce
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(10/21/2012) [-]
What tha **** dude???
#372 to #15 - gingerfuntime
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I almost puked. No joke. You may not have herpes, but you deserve AIDs
#441 to #15 - addeo
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Oh dear lord.
#270 to #15 - seanessytheking
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(10/21/2012) [-]
...
...
#467 to #15 - sirduckalot
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User avatar #465 to #15 - koobzacc
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(10/22/2012) [-]
I picked a good condiment to have never eaten
:D
#357 to #15 - capinsquiggles
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Make it go away >.<
#49 to #15 - anon id: 1a081e33
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(10/21/2012) [-]
............ i like men now.
#418 to #49 - paperluigigatxl
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(10/21/2012) [-]
****

An anon made me laugh
#355 to #15 - amontoyou
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Why the **** has this been favorited 22 times?
#295 to #15 - sweateagle
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(10/21/2012) [-]
naow
#329 to #15 - shankatank
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#96 to #15 - prontoon
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#98 - Pompano
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#1 - letmetellyouastory
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What the ****?
What the ****?
#172 to #1 - gabrielbelmont
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#30 to #1 - MegaMikemann
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#3 to #1 - deathrun
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well, that's enough internet for today
well, that's enough internet for today
#14 to #3 - TheExile
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Have this
Have this
#345 - cartrman
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**cartrman rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Everytime... **
MFW
#352 to #345 - trololololumad
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(10/21/2012) [-]
BEST ROLL
#94 - allennis
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What the ****.
#32 - professorballsack
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I guess you really ATE her out
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#7 - nasimassassin
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HFW he realised he dun goofd.
HFW he realised he dun goofd.
#70 - yhellothur
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#86 - miccina
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