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He wasn't short, he was about average at the time. He looks small in his grave because corpses shrink and people were shorter back then and a british cartoon described him as the 'little Napoleon'; that's where the myth comes from. He wasn't actually French, he was Corsican (Corsica did belong to France though) and didn't learn to speak French until the age of 10.
Sarkozy and Hollande are small though.

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#37 to #35 - synapse (10/21/2012) [-]

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#44 to #35 - coonmix (10/21/2012) [-]

I hear this all the time.
Corsica became french in 1769. The year when Napoleon was born. He's french.

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#53 to #44 - lollipoppizza (10/21/2012) [-]

That's like saying that someone from Wales is English (if most people in Wales did not speak English). Just because it is part of the same country does not mean that they are the same people. And as I said he only learned to speak French at the age of 10.
I'm French btw and I'm guessing you are too.

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#52 to #34 - everheat ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]

You obviously don't see the sarcasm.

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#3 - theblackosaurus (10/21/2012) [+] (10 replies)

French... Zis. Are you retarded?

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#4 to #3 - ningyoaijin (10/21/2012) [-]

Are you?

...That's how the French would pronounce "this". I see no probléme.

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#13 to #4 - anonymous (10/21/2012) [-]

problème*

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#54 to #13 - ningyoaijin (10/21/2012) [-]

I'm fully aware of that. But the content said probléme.

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#6 to #3 - thexiled (10/21/2012) [-]

Je parle francais. It is how french people pronounce this.

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#7 to #3 - adunsaveme (10/21/2012) [-]

I thought it was because English is the hardest language to learn and that the th sound was completely different so they pronounce it as 'd' or 'z'

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#38 to #7 - lollipoppizza (10/21/2012) [-]

English is one of the easiest languages to learn (in France you learn grammar up to the age of 16, in England we never had any grammar lessons).
The French language doesn't use the sound 'th' or 'h'.
The English language doesn't use the french 'r' or 'on', 'en', 'an' etc.

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#12 to #7 - zhahje (10/21/2012) [-]

"English is the hardest language to learn"
lolwat

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#15 to #12 - adunsaveme (10/21/2012) [-]

Probably not the hardest, but it's right up there. Is that a problem for you?

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#36 to #15 - syddi (10/21/2012) [-]

i'm french and english is the easiest language to learn. I tried to learn japanese, spanish, german and russian, and english is a lot easier than these 4

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#45 - anonymous (10/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)

racism isn't funny. just stop guys .

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#50 to #45 - DangerToManifold (10/21/2012) [-]

shut up you green ******

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#28 - coonmix (10/21/2012) [-]

What he should have done

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#11 - jacklane (10/21/2012) [-]

le kill...

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#39 - Jiraiya (10/21/2012) [-]

What is the most common phrase that french used during WW2:

"Ich gebe auf"

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#30 - everheat ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]

Oh my god I love these.

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#24 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (10/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Impampes looks like Blue except he lifts.

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#25 to #24 - heartgoldawesome (10/21/2012) [-]

But you can't ignore his girth.

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#5 - themastertroller (10/21/2012) [-]

looks like the text is moving

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