This sums it up. . Carre man went vriginity by M your laser. In” yourself no STE’? bl, Position lac? ? 7,‘. Facedesks.. >kill yourself >no offense ...sure now do it yourse
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#7 - rocsoge **User deleted account** (10/20/2012) [-]
>kill yourself
>no offense
...sure
#317 - freshbakedrolls (10/21/2012) [-]
i am an 18 year old virgin never smoked weed or done any illegal drugs, i only drink on social occasions such as hanging out with friends or the family, i have never been black out drunk and i dont like going to parties. and no i am not a jesus freak. i love most of my life. i would rather be a loser any day. and the picture...... well i just like it.
User avatar #357 to #317 - MysticTomatoe (10/21/2012) [-]
same here, if doing drugs, getting drunk and ******* all the time is what today's youth calls fun, then I prefer to be a "boring" person and stay on the beach or play online games at home

User avatar #318 to #317 - djlonthree (10/21/2012) [-]
^^^^^^^^
true that
User avatar #329 to #317 - tikledpikle (10/21/2012) [-]
i lost mine at 19, i'm 26 now. but i lost it at a going away party for me to some slut, and not the girl who meant the world to me. feelsbadman.jpg
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#332 to #37 - anon (10/21/2012) [-]
>27
>still a virgin
>female
>don't give a ****
User avatar #204 to #37 - harryscene (10/21/2012) [-]
>15
>virgin
>never had a girlfriend
>Do give a **** . :(
#293 to #204 - flomosho (10/21/2012) [-]
If did, you'd be a boy slut.
If did, you'd be a boy slut.
User avatar #321 to #293 - harryscene (10/21/2012) [-]
I don't care about the virgin part, I just wish I had a girlfriend at least.
User avatar #55 to #37 - sliptothevoid (10/20/2012) [-]
>20
>still a virgin
>had the opportunity to lose it
>chose not to
>don't give a flying **** .
User avatar #57 to #55 - mcatheistnuggets (10/21/2012) [-]
>Be 18
>Still a virgin
>Girl Brings up my virginity as an insult
>Bring up that she just lost hers and who to
>(one of my friends who was also a virgin)
>She gets mad
>MFW IDGAF o_o
User avatar #62 to #57 - sliptothevoid (10/21/2012) [-]
People ask me why I haven't lost it yet. I just respond, I'm just not ready. I don't see the big deal with being a virgin honestly.
User avatar #64 to #62 - mcatheistnuggets (10/21/2012) [-]
It's not that I'm not ready, It's that there aren't that many girls around here that strike my fancy, and I want my first time to be with someone I care about. It's not that they aren't attractive, intelligence is my biggest concern. I haven't had a girlfriend since 5th grade, not because I'm afraid of rejection, but because there isn't a girl that I would feel right with.
User avatar #72 to #64 - thepyras (10/21/2012) [-]
I know what you mean, man. I got really lucky in finding my current girlfriend. She's probably the only girl within a thousand miles of me that I could see myself being with, and we've been together for two years. That kind of mindset works out when you're actually in a relationship, though. There's never and incentive to cheat if you don't want to be with anyone other than your girlfriend.
User avatar #102 to #72 - stardustdragonlord (10/21/2012) [-]
Im in highchool, and only JUST lost it, and it was to a girl I care about, not one of the 4 sluts that tried. I was proud
#404 to #55 - anon (10/21/2012) [-]
>17
>still a virgin
>never had the opportunity
>probably wont for a while
>dont particularly care :D
#29 - PenguinsOfMars (10/20/2012) [-]
17 year old virgin here, been with my gf for a year.
User avatar #124 to #29 - sefercil (10/21/2012) [-]
i aplaud your strong will. im glad you have that.
#131 to #29 - retyman (10/21/2012) [-]
F*ck yea dude! same boat youre in
#398 to #29 - axtech (10/21/2012) [-]
Dude... Is your name Nate?
User avatar #430 to #29 - theivindon ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
why?
User avatar #149 to #29 - skwirl (10/21/2012) [-]
I turn 18 in 3 weeks and have had a girlfriend for 3 years. Still a virgin.
User avatar #445 to #149 - torexofthenight (10/21/2012) [-]
I feel like your girlfriend might have a special present in mind.
#107 to #29 - ismet (10/21/2012) [-]
>be 18
> turn 19 today
>still sex free
>mfw
#39 to #29 - daddycool (10/20/2012) [-]
Clearly not a single **** has been given any day.
#44 to #39 - conordalymcr (10/20/2012) [-]
That was ******* clever.
Pic unrelated.
User avatar #273 to #44 - hauntzor (10/21/2012) [-]
I LOVE Seether!
User avatar #446 to #273 - conordalymcr (10/21/2012) [-]
Me too, man! Holy Diver was a great album!
User avatar #58 to #39 - mcatheistnuggets (10/21/2012) [-]
>18 years, 1 week
>Still no ***** given
User avatar #66 to #58 - thepyras (10/21/2012) [-]
You've been with your girlfriend for 18 years and you haven't had sex yet? I don't know man, maybe she's just not that into you.
#68 to #66 - thepyras (10/21/2012) [-]
Or maybe, you just aren't into her.   
   
   
   
   
   
It's a pun, you see.
Or maybe, you just aren't into her.





It's a pun, you see.
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User avatar #210 to #205 - thepyras (10/21/2012) [-]
Thank you. But I'm not your man, dude. (that's just a reference, I'll be your man.)
User avatar #67 to #66 - mcatheistnuggets (10/21/2012) [-]
No, I'm 18 years old dude. I'm single. I haven't had a girlfriend since 5th grade (my choice, inb4 "loser").
#218 to #67 - shadeymuffin (10/21/2012) [-]
17 And have never had a girlfriend....I think I might actually be anti social or ugly instead of strong willed -_-
User avatar #371 to #218 - skret (10/21/2012) [-]
Five months ago I would have fit in this thread.
User avatar #206 to #67 - blbrian (10/21/2012) [-]
loser
User avatar #69 to #67 - thepyras (10/21/2012) [-]
I knew what you meant, I was just joking, and I wouldn't call you a loser. Best of luck in your future endeavors, though. :)
User avatar #382 to #39 - blahness (10/21/2012) [-]
i thought that was the joke
#323 - pankilord (10/21/2012) [-]
I'm an Alpha male.

And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ******* touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm ******* her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm ******* her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?







Who am I kidding, I'm a virgin too.
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#330 to #323 - anon (10/21/2012) [-]
that was ******* awsome xD
#280 - derak (10/21/2012) [-]
Being a virgin isn't a huge deal; most of the time it means you have good taste more than anything. I had a bunch of chances to lose my virginity right from ninth grade, but I waited till the summer of my grade 11 year, and would have waited longer if I didn't meet my current girlfriend. A lot of my buddies lost theirs in grade 9 and 10, and I got **** for it sometimes, being the only virgin, but honestly sometimes it's better to wait. Don't just **** a girl because you wanna **** or lose your virginity; that's called being desperate. I look at a lot of the girls that my buddies lost theirs to and shake my head.

My current girlfriend isn't drop-dead gorgeous, but she's still really cute and one of the coolest people I know. Take it from someone who knows: No matter how lonely it feels waiting for the right person, it's worth it in the end. I can honestly say I truly love my current girlfriend, and we'll hopefully be together until university tears us apart. I can't imagine how my friends felt losing theirs to nothing more than skanks just for the sake of getting their dicks wet.

Moral of the story: Don't feel like a loser waiting for someone you're compatible with. Everyone's different and some people have a tough time finding people they really like. In the end, it's worth the wait, and you'll end up patting yourself on the back for not breaking your standards. Cheers :]
User avatar #424 to #280 - alphachino (10/21/2012) [-]
so this girl and i plan to have sex because she wants to **** . im a virgin and i want to be good for the right person. i dont care for this girl but i asked her to show me how to be good. is this right? should i do this?
#285 to #280 - anon (10/21/2012) [-]
holy **** bro we live the same ******* life
#376 to #280 - cynicalskin (10/21/2012) [-]
I just wanna say, thank you. You have no idea how much that helps.
User avatar #302 to #280 - pooflinger (10/21/2012) [-]
I just did math for you.

c:
User avatar #305 to #280 - renahime (10/21/2012) [-]
I waited until i was 18 to have sex with the man that im engaged to now.
Sure i got a lot of **** from my hoe bag friends but i will never regret it.
User avatar #287 to #280 - WhattheNorris (10/21/2012) [-]
You just confirmed my own thoughts.

Thank you :3
#43 - jimbobji (10/20/2012) [-]
"no offense" = "I'm about to offend you, but you can't say anything about it"
"no offense" = "I'm about to offend you, but you can't say anything about it"
#45 to #43 - aesis (10/20/2012) [-]
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#216 - mermaidhipster (10/21/2012) [-]
bitch please
User avatar #111 - carchariasthefurry (10/21/2012) [-]
Kill yourself, no offense.

Wow.

Outstanding.
#70 - malhaloc (10/21/2012) [-]
Same last name as me...Oh dear god we might be related...
Same last name as me...Oh dear god we might be related...
#74 to #70 - deltaxomega (10/21/2012) [-]
You now know what you must do.
#76 to #74 - malhaloc (10/21/2012) [-]
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#79 to #76 - malhaloc (10/21/2012) [-]
KILL IT WITH FIAH
KILL IT WITH FIAH
#87 to #79 - deltaxomega (10/21/2012) [-]
Good, good let the rage flow threw you.
User avatar #59 - gadgetzan (10/21/2012) [-]
Well I guess I'm ****** , I'm soon 17 and I've never even had a girlfriend.
#75 to #59 - anon (10/21/2012) [-]
Don't worry about it, most teenage girls are dirty whores anyway, not the kind you want as a girlfriend
#78 to #75 - nigroz (10/21/2012) [-]
Well 			****		, that's why I couldn't post a picture, was going to post this
Well **** , that's why I couldn't post a picture, was going to post this
#63 to #59 - waafflle (10/21/2012) [-]
Mfw I know your feel all too well
#20 - thenewnuggubler (10/20/2012) [-]
bottoms up
bottoms up
#359 - megatrondecepticon (10/21/2012) [-]
I'll use a pencil.
I'll use a pencil.
User avatar #92 - vatra (10/21/2012) [-]
I lost my virginity at age nineteen, and honestly, I should have waited.
User avatar #125 to #92 - bec (10/21/2012) [-]
Same story with me, 19 and regret it.

If you think losing your virginity at 14 makes you cool, you're an idiot. You deserve that STD you just contracted, no offense.
User avatar #100 to #92 - senorfrog (10/21/2012) [-]
You give me hope :D
User avatar #120 to #100 - jakefenris (10/21/2012) [-]
I lost it at 21, people should know it`s fine to wait, sex is great but even better when you`re in love.
User avatar #123 to #120 - vatra (10/21/2012) [-]
Exactly!
User avatar #122 to #120 - senorfrog (10/21/2012) [-]
Both of you give me hope :D I am 18 and still a virgin, still waiting on the right woman or a crazy scenario.
User avatar #136 to #122 - jakefenris (10/21/2012) [-]
The first time wont always be fantastic or perfect, but when it`s with someone who you care deeply about and who cares about you then it`s that much better. Your first time is something you will never forget, so make it a memory you`re happy about not ashamed. There is nothing wrong with saying no, or waiting for the right person or until you`re comfortable.
User avatar #137 to #136 - senorfrog (10/21/2012) [-]
That is the plan...or to have a 3way or a 4way with girls for a first time. Prefer the loved one though.
User avatar #141 to #137 - jakefenris (10/21/2012) [-]
For me it was unexpected but it was with a close friend who I cared about and later dated and fell in love with. He wasn`t the one for me but at the time I felt in love. The first love rarely lasts, but I don`t have any regrets. You might find you fall out of love, but better to have your first time be special.
User avatar #147 to #141 - senorfrog (10/21/2012) [-]
I made a good analogy about first time (note I was hungry when I made it) Losing your virginity is like getting 1 free burger from anywhere and any type. Most people go with a fast and easy mcdonalds burger that may not satisfy them and not taste the best. But if waited like in a loving relationship then the burger would be a Kobe burger, it would take longer to make but the taste would be greatly increased and would fill you up. I want a Kobe Burger XD
User avatar #156 to #147 - jakefenris (10/21/2012) [-]
Agreed, just go with the flow and it will happen when it happens. It`s worth the wait, there`s no prize for just losing your virginity. You`ve only got one, make it worth it.
User avatar #103 to #100 - vatra (10/21/2012) [-]
Glad I could help.
#81 - esmebuffay (10/21/2012) [-]
If you lost it at 14 you're a whore and will probably have your first kid/abortion before you're out of high school. Kill yourself, no offense.
If you lost it at 14 you're a whore and will probably have your first kid/abortion before you're out of high school. Kill yourself, no offense.
User avatar #110 to #81 - Himynameisjacob (10/21/2012) [-]
Carrie is stupid, but so are you.
User avatar #86 to #81 - iwalkudie (10/21/2012) [-]
:3*
#389 - supermandan (10/21/2012) [-]
MFW I haven't lost mine.   
   
   
   
   
And I'm 27...
MFW I haven't lost mine.




And I'm 27...
User avatar #417 to #389 - nITE (10/21/2012) [-]
Heres 20$ go to a chinese resturant and ask for a girl name Chiney May *pat pat*
User avatar #406 to #389 - ludislavonac (10/21/2012) [-]
Best thing - find a good girl who loves you and do it with her for the first time, I hope you have success mate
User avatar #428 to #389 - cozer (10/21/2012) [-]
Don't feel bad, it just means that you actually have a brain. You want to have sex with someone you love, not just for the fun of it. Most kids my age (18) just do it for fun. I can gladly say i'm a virgin, not by choice either. There was definitely some times i had the opportunity too, but i didn't because the girl that had asked me was going through alot so instead i helped her and that's the best feeling of all in my opinion.
#432 to #428 - thebestperson (10/21/2012) [-]
Thank you for your existence,Sir. You give me hope.
Thank you for your existence,Sir. You give me hope.
User avatar #433 to #432 - cozer (10/21/2012) [-]
Thanks, i just personally think it's sick to have sex with a random person, or someone who you barely know. Sex is suppose to be about intimacy and wanting to be closer with the person you love. Sadly i would say about 1-5% of my generation feel this way :/ atleast i know that their are some reasonable people left in the world. Not alot of hope left but their is still some left.
User avatar #439 to #433 - thebestperson (10/21/2012) [-]
Many guys take advantage of girls or even pressure them when they are not ready and many girls have set sex as their life goal and bang everyone in their way. I think the true meaning of sex is lost.I mean,yeah,it's for pleasure and fun,but if you had sex with someone special instead of that girl at the party,it'd just be 100 times better.
User avatar #441 to #439 - cozer (10/21/2012) [-]
Yeah that's sad but true, alot of girls say that guys are pigs when in fact guys and girls can both be extremely disgusting. I think the true meaning of sex is to do an act with someone that is an expression of becoming one with that person, sharing the same mind and body with that person. The ultimate show of being close with someone. That's how i see it at-least. That being said i don't think their is anything wrong with pre-marital sex, or having sex under the age of 18. However i'd say about 99.99% of the kids that do are doing it for the fun and not doing it because they truly want to spend the rest of their life with someone. I don't have any real life examples, but a good example is the anime clannad. SPOILER* Tomoyo and nagisa truely did love each other, through the thick and thin and no matter what they were always there for each other. That's the kind of relationship i'm trying to find in this world. I don't think it will ever happen and i'm already prepared to live the rest of my life alone and too die alone. It might sound sad but i'm 100% happy with my life. Their is nothing i would change about my life in the slighest, except that maybe we lived in a different place and all the stuff with my dad would be over with.
#442 to #441 - thebestperson (10/21/2012) [-]
Well said,Sir.Well said.
Well said,Sir.Well said.
User avatar #443 to #442 - cozer (10/21/2012) [-]
Thank you for listening. It's nice knowing their are some people i can actually talk to now and have a conversation with.
#444 to #443 - thebestperson (10/21/2012) [-]
It's been a pleasure.
It's been a pleasure.
#402 to #389 - JENNAY (10/21/2012) [-]
Hey, people make too big a deal out of losing it as young as possible these days. I admire people who hold onto it, even if it's not by choice (since, I mean, still better than hiring a hooker and getting herpes)
You got this **** , dude. Hold your head high
#291 - DrollHumor (10/21/2012) [-]
I'm an 18 year old abstinent female who made it through American public school without giving any head... and I'm not even unattractive.
User avatar #325 to #291 - zonryu ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
congrats. your one of the few i respect now
User avatar #295 to #291 - secretdestroyers (10/21/2012) [-]
**** , you. I'm 21 and I haven't had much of anything sexually...
User avatar #300 to #295 - DrollHumor (10/21/2012) [-]
I haven't even been kissed. My severe hatred of people coupled with my moving to a different state for college has me screwed over as far as interacting socially much less finding "love"
User avatar #304 to #300 - secretdestroyers (10/21/2012) [-]
Oh, ok, fair enough. ******* couples...rubbing their love in all of our faces!
User avatar #306 to #304 - DrollHumor (10/21/2012) [-]
I'm more agitated by the fact my roommate's boyfriend stays over in our dorm room and has obnoxious sex at all hours of the day.
User avatar #310 to #306 - secretdestroyers (10/21/2012) [-]
Tell me about it, my roommates do that **** all the time....and here I am just sitting in my room...on the internet.
User avatar #344 to #310 - DrollHumor (10/21/2012) [-]
One night while watching a live stream of one of my favorite Let's Players I laughed hysterically and they stopped.
Now whenever they start up I just laugh maniacally and they can't continue, I love it.
User avatar #447 to #344 - secretdestroyers (10/21/2012) [-]
Lol, nice!
User avatar #299 to #291 - cheesyduck (10/21/2012) [-]
Congratulations?
#311 to #291 - marcury (10/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #415 - srapture (10/21/2012) [-]
"You're a loser. Kill yourself"
"Hey, WHAT THE F-"
"No offence"
"Oh, well that's good. I was just about to take offence there."
User avatar #369 - elbrysobrony (10/21/2012) [-]
The problem with the world is that the dumbest people are also the loudest...
#53 - thechosentroll (10/20/2012) [-]
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Actually, the most appropriate time is 17.
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