This sums it up. . Carre man went vriginity by M your laser. In” yourself no STE’? bl, Position lac? ? 7,‘. Facedesks.. >kill yourself >no offense ...sure now do it yourse
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This sums it up

Carre man
went vriginity by M your laser. In” yourself no
STE’? bl, Position lac? ? 7,‘. Facedesks.
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Submitted: 10/20/2012
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#29 - PenguinsOfMars (10/20/2012) [+] (22 replies)
17 year old virgin here, been with my gf for a year.
#39 to #29 - daddycool (10/20/2012) [-]
Clearly not a single **** has been given any day.
#7 - rocsoge **User deleted account** (10/20/2012) [-]
>kill yourself
>no offense
...sure
#20 - thenewnuggubler (10/20/2012) [-]
bottoms up
bottoms up
#280 - derak (10/21/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Being a virgin isn't a huge deal; most of the time it means you have good taste more than anything. I had a bunch of chances to lose my virginity right from ninth grade, but I waited till the summer of my grade 11 year, and would have waited longer if I didn't meet my current girlfriend. A lot of my buddies lost theirs in grade 9 and 10, and I got **** for it sometimes, being the only virgin, but honestly sometimes it's better to wait. Don't just **** a girl because you wanna **** or lose your virginity; that's called being desperate. I look at a lot of the girls that my buddies lost theirs to and shake my head.

My current girlfriend isn't drop-dead gorgeous, but she's still really cute and one of the coolest people I know. Take it from someone who knows: No matter how lonely it feels waiting for the right person, it's worth it in the end. I can honestly say I truly love my current girlfriend, and we'll hopefully be together until university tears us apart. I can't imagine how my friends felt losing theirs to nothing more than skanks just for the sake of getting their dicks wet.

Moral of the story: Don't feel like a loser waiting for someone you're compatible with. Everyone's different and some people have a tough time finding people they really like. In the end, it's worth the wait, and you'll end up patting yourself on the back for not breaking your standards. Cheers :]
#317 - freshbakedrolls (10/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i am an 18 year old virgin never smoked weed or done any illegal drugs, i only drink on social occasions such as hanging out with friends or the family, i have never been black out drunk and i dont like going to parties. and no i am not a jesus freak. i love most of my life. i would rather be a loser any day. and the picture...... well i just like it.
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#291 - DrollHumor ONLINE (10/21/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I'm an 18 year old abstinent female who made it through American public school without giving any head... and I'm not even unattractive.
#81 - esmebuffay (10/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
If you lost it at 14 you're a whore and will probably have your first kid/abortion before you're out of high school. Kill yourself, no offense.
If you lost it at 14 you're a whore and will probably have your first kid/abortion before you're out of high school. Kill yourself, no offense.
#1 - pulpunderground ONLINE (10/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
this is why I don't like other people
#323 - pankilord (10/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm an Alpha male.

And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ******* touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm ******* her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm ******* her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?







Who am I kidding, I'm a virgin too.
#43 - jimbobji (10/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"no offense" = "I'm about to offend you, but you can't say anything about it"
"no offense" = "I'm about to offend you, but you can't say anything about it"
#70 - malhaloc (10/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Same last name as me...Oh dear god we might be related...
Same last name as me...Oh dear god we might be related...
User avatar #59 - gadgetzan (10/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Well I guess I'm ****** , I'm soon 17 and I've never even had a girlfriend.
User avatar #303 - ButtonFly (10/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm turning twenty next week and still haven't lost my virginity. I had options, I had plenty of chances to lose my virginity since I entered the ninth grade I just never really felt like it. I didn't think it'd accomplish much. I occasionally get crap for still being a virgin but I'm rather happy. I'm sure that when I find that person who turns my head and I really love, having sex would be an interesting, meaningful experience but to be honest, I'm not in a rush.
#216 - mermaidhipster (10/21/2012) [-]
bitch please
#212 - moustachefingers (10/21/2012) [-]
"3 people like this."
"3 people like this."
"3 people like this."
User avatar #158 - omkarnmayur (10/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
OP should give us the link to her profile so we can bully her.
User avatar #160 to #158 - whomadewho (10/21/2012) [-]
Do you work for the bleach company?
User avatar #111 - carchariasthefurry (10/21/2012) [-]
Kill yourself, no offense.

Wow.

Outstanding.
#246 - cshp (10/21/2012) [-]
>16   
>Non-virgin   
>Virgin girlfriend   
>I feel terrible about not being a virgin   
>Jelly of virgins   
>What is happening to society?
>16
>Non-virgin
>Virgin girlfriend
>I feel terrible about not being a virgin
>Jelly of virgins
>What is happening to society?
User avatar #5 - razerdude ONLINE (10/20/2012) [+] (29 replies)
well, im 14 and are not a virgin.
so **** the police
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