This sums it up. . Carre man went vriginity by M your laser. In” yourself no STE’? bl, Position lac? ? 7,‘. Facedesks.. >kill yourself >no offense ...sure now do it yourse
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#29 - PenguinsOfMars
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17 year old virgin here, been with my gf for a year.
User avatar #124 to #29 - sefercil
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i aplaud your strong will. im glad you have that.
#131 to #29 - retyman
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F*ck yea dude! same boat youre in
#398 to #29 - axtech
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Dude... Is your name Nate?
User avatar #430 to #29 - theivindon
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why?
User avatar #149 to #29 - skwirl
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I turn 18 in 3 weeks and have had a girlfriend for 3 years. Still a virgin.
User avatar #445 to #149 - torexofthenight
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I feel like your girlfriend might have a special present in mind.
#107 to #29 - ismet
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>be 18
> turn 19 today
>still sex free
>mfw
#39 to #29 - daddycool
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Clearly not a single **** has been given any day.
#44 to #39 - conordalymcr
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That was ******* clever.
Pic unrelated.
User avatar #273 to #44 - hauntzor
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I LOVE Seether!
User avatar #446 to #273 - conordalymcr
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Me too, man! Holy Diver was a great album!
User avatar #58 to #39 - mcatheistnuggets
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>18 years, 1 week
>Still no ***** given
User avatar #66 to #58 - thepyras
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You've been with your girlfriend for 18 years and you haven't had sex yet? I don't know man, maybe she's just not that into you.
#68 to #66 - thepyras
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Or maybe, you just aren't into her.   
   
   
   
   
   
It's a pun, you see.
Or maybe, you just aren't into her.





It's a pun, you see.
#205 to #68 - blbrian
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User avatar #210 to #205 - thepyras
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Thank you. But I'm not your man, dude. (that's just a reference, I'll be your man.)
User avatar #67 to #66 - mcatheistnuggets
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No, I'm 18 years old dude. I'm single. I haven't had a girlfriend since 5th grade (my choice, inb4 "loser").
#218 to #67 - shadeymuffin
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17 And have never had a girlfriend....I think I might actually be anti social or ugly instead of strong willed -_-
User avatar #371 to #218 - skret
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Five months ago I would have fit in this thread.
User avatar #206 to #67 - blbrian
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loser
User avatar #69 to #67 - thepyras
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I knew what you meant, I was just joking, and I wouldn't call you a loser. Best of luck in your future endeavors, though. :)
User avatar #382 to #39 - blahness
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i thought that was the joke
#7 - rocsoge **User deleted account**
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>kill yourself
>no offense
...sure
#20 - thenewnuggubler
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bottoms up
bottoms up
#280 - derak
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Being a virgin isn't a huge deal; most of the time it means you have good taste more than anything. I had a bunch of chances to lose my virginity right from ninth grade, but I waited till the summer of my grade 11 year, and would have waited longer if I didn't meet my current girlfriend. A lot of my buddies lost theirs in grade 9 and 10, and I got **** for it sometimes, being the only virgin, but honestly sometimes it's better to wait. Don't just **** a girl because you wanna **** or lose your virginity; that's called being desperate. I look at a lot of the girls that my buddies lost theirs to and shake my head.

My current girlfriend isn't drop-dead gorgeous, but she's still really cute and one of the coolest people I know. Take it from someone who knows: No matter how lonely it feels waiting for the right person, it's worth it in the end. I can honestly say I truly love my current girlfriend, and we'll hopefully be together until university tears us apart. I can't imagine how my friends felt losing theirs to nothing more than skanks just for the sake of getting their dicks wet.

Moral of the story: Don't feel like a loser waiting for someone you're compatible with. Everyone's different and some people have a tough time finding people they really like. In the end, it's worth the wait, and you'll end up patting yourself on the back for not breaking your standards. Cheers :]
#285 to #280 - anon id: db789bc0
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holy **** bro we live the same ******* life
User avatar #424 to #280 - alphachino
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so this girl and i plan to have sex because she wants to ****. im a virgin and i want to be good for the right person. i dont care for this girl but i asked her to show me how to be good. is this right? should i do this?
#376 to #280 - cynicalskin
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I just wanna say, thank you. You have no idea how much that helps.
User avatar #302 to #280 - pooflinger
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I just did math for you.

c:
User avatar #305 to #280 - renahime
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I waited until i was 18 to have sex with the man that im engaged to now.
Sure i got a lot of **** from my hoe bag friends but i will never regret it.
User avatar #287 to #280 - WhattheNorris
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You just confirmed my own thoughts.

Thank you :3
#317 - freshbakedrolls
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i am an 18 year old virgin never smoked weed or done any illegal drugs, i only drink on social occasions such as hanging out with friends or the family, i have never been black out drunk and i dont like going to parties. and no i am not a jesus freak. i love most of my life. i would rather be a loser any day. and the picture...... well i just like it.
User avatar #357 to #317 - MysticTomatoe
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same here, if doing drugs, getting drunk and ******* all the time is what today's youth calls fun, then I prefer to be a "boring" person and stay on the beach or play online games at home

User avatar #318 to #317 - djlonthree
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^^^^^^^^
true that
User avatar #329 to #317 - tikledpikle
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i lost mine at 19, i'm 26 now. but i lost it at a going away party for me to some slut, and not the girl who meant the world to me. feelsbadman.jpg
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User avatar #204 to #37 - harryscene
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>15
>virgin
>never had a girlfriend
>Do give a ****. :(
#293 to #204 - flomosho
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If did, you'd be a boy slut.
If did, you'd be a boy slut.
User avatar #321 to #293 - harryscene
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I don't care about the virgin part, I just wish I had a girlfriend at least.
#332 to #37 - anon id: 804e2b54
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>27
>still a virgin
>female
>don't give a ****
User avatar #55 to #37 - sliptothevoid
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>20
>still a virgin
>had the opportunity to lose it
>chose not to
>don't give a flying ****.
User avatar #57 to #55 - mcatheistnuggets
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>Be 18
>Still a virgin
>Girl Brings up my virginity as an insult
>Bring up that she just lost hers and who to
>(one of my friends who was also a virgin)
>She gets mad
>MFW IDGAF o_o
User avatar #62 to #57 - sliptothevoid
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People ask me why I haven't lost it yet. I just respond, I'm just not ready. I don't see the big deal with being a virgin honestly.
User avatar #64 to #62 - mcatheistnuggets
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It's not that I'm not ready, It's that there aren't that many girls around here that strike my fancy, and I want my first time to be with someone I care about. It's not that they aren't attractive, intelligence is my biggest concern. I haven't had a girlfriend since 5th grade, not because I'm afraid of rejection, but because there isn't a girl that I would feel right with.
User avatar #72 to #64 - thepyras
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I know what you mean, man. I got really lucky in finding my current girlfriend. She's probably the only girl within a thousand miles of me that I could see myself being with, and we've been together for two years. That kind of mindset works out when you're actually in a relationship, though. There's never and incentive to cheat if you don't want to be with anyone other than your girlfriend.
User avatar #102 to #72 - stardustdragonlord
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Im in highchool, and only JUST lost it, and it was to a girl I care about, not one of the 4 sluts that tried. I was proud
#404 to #55 - anon id: 18d42832
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>17
>still a virgin
>never had the opportunity
>probably wont for a while
>dont particularly care :D
#291 - DrollHumor
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I'm an 18 year old abstinent female who made it through American public school without giving any head... and I'm not even unattractive.
User avatar #325 to #291 - zonryu
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congrats. your one of the few i respect now
User avatar #295 to #291 - secretdestroyers
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****, you. I'm 21 and I haven't had much of anything sexually...
User avatar #300 to #295 - DrollHumor
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I haven't even been kissed. My severe hatred of people coupled with my moving to a different state for college has me screwed over as far as interacting socially much less finding "love"
User avatar #304 to #300 - secretdestroyers
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Oh, ok, fair enough. ******* couples...rubbing their love in all of our faces!
User avatar #306 to #304 - DrollHumor
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I'm more agitated by the fact my roommate's boyfriend stays over in our dorm room and has obnoxious sex at all hours of the day.
User avatar #310 to #306 - secretdestroyers
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Tell me about it, my roommates do that **** all the time....and here I am just sitting in my room...on the internet.
User avatar #344 to #310 - DrollHumor
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One night while watching a live stream of one of my favorite Let's Players I laughed hysterically and they stopped.
Now whenever they start up I just laugh maniacally and they can't continue, I love it.
User avatar #447 to #344 - secretdestroyers
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Lol, nice!
User avatar #299 to #291 - cheesyduck
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Congratulations?
#311 to #291 - marcury
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#81 - esmebuffay
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If you lost it at 14 you're a whore and will probably have your first kid/abortion before you're out of high school. Kill yourself, no offense.
If you lost it at 14 you're a whore and will probably have your first kid/abortion before you're out of high school. Kill yourself, no offense.
User avatar #110 to #81 - Himynameisjacob
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Carrie is stupid, but so are you.
User avatar #86 to #81 - iwalkudie
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:3*
#1 - pulpunderground
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this is why I don't like other people
User avatar #126 to #1 - sefercil
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well...that's why they don't like you. i'm not very fond of people telling me to kill myself. i doubt others are
User avatar #144 to #126 - pulpunderground
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My Good Man:

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.
#43 - jimbobji
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"no offense" = "I'm about to offend you, but you can't say anything about it"
"no offense" = "I'm about to offend you, but you can't say anything about it"
#45 to #43 - aesis
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