Punchline. credit to dorkly.com. 7 Quotes that would have saved the Star Wars prequels Shut the P" k up. You aren' t coming with us." Take the helmet off, Li. j
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7 Quotes that would have saved the Star Wars prequels
Shut the P" k up. You aren' t coming with us."
Take the helmet off, Li. just kill' the shop
owner and steal the part we need. This podracing
thing seems really boring."
Hello, I am Darth Maul. Allow me to offer some
background on myself before I get killed."
Help **** . Stop whining for two seconds you
insufferable little bitch."
Oh no! My lightsaber slipped out and impaled you!
What" that? ' already had my children!? I
need become Darth Vader right now."
You know what? Pm too old tel fight. It would
probably look really dumb."
Wow, this is awful. We should stop."
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#12 - dingojohn (10/20/2012) [+] (8 replies)
My mother is a woman, and my father is a little too old school for Star Wars, so I was not raised with the epicness as part of my childhood.   
   
The first Star Wars movie I saw was episode 1: The Phantom Menace. At the time, I was 7 or 8 years old. I enjoyed the 						****					 out of it, being the little kid I was, and Jar Jar Binks was hilarious. Anakin Skywalker was the coolest kid ever, and I thought myself a great Star Wars Fan.   
   
I grew a bit older and watched Episode 2: Attack of the Clones. I enjoyed it even more, Yoda was hilarious and awesome, and there was cool clones that fought in a cool war.    
Then I found the original trilogy at a flea market, and I bought them all and watched them.   
   
My entire world trembled and fell apart as all meaning left it: I had lived this long without this epicness before my eyes? I watched them again and again, and finally Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith came out. I really enjoyed that as well.   
   
Now I am 20 years old, Star Wars holds a special place in my heart, and even though 						********					 self-proclaimed Star Wars fans bash and hate the three new movies, I can not stop loving them, for they were part of my childhood and they were my introduction to the Star Wars Universe.   
   
I love the original trilogy and I love the new trilogy and I love that I am able to love them all.   
   
TL;DR: I like the new trilogy, it's pretty good, although it has some flaws, but they can easily be ignored.
My mother is a woman, and my father is a little too old school for Star Wars, so I was not raised with the epicness as part of my childhood.

The first Star Wars movie I saw was episode 1: The Phantom Menace. At the time, I was 7 or 8 years old. I enjoyed the **** out of it, being the little kid I was, and Jar Jar Binks was hilarious. Anakin Skywalker was the coolest kid ever, and I thought myself a great Star Wars Fan.

I grew a bit older and watched Episode 2: Attack of the Clones. I enjoyed it even more, Yoda was hilarious and awesome, and there was cool clones that fought in a cool war.
Then I found the original trilogy at a flea market, and I bought them all and watched them.

My entire world trembled and fell apart as all meaning left it: I had lived this long without this epicness before my eyes? I watched them again and again, and finally Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith came out. I really enjoyed that as well.

Now I am 20 years old, Star Wars holds a special place in my heart, and even though ******** self-proclaimed Star Wars fans bash and hate the three new movies, I can not stop loving them, for they were part of my childhood and they were my introduction to the Star Wars Universe.

I love the original trilogy and I love the new trilogy and I love that I am able to love them all.

TL;DR: I like the new trilogy, it's pretty good, although it has some flaws, but they can easily be ignored.
#23 to #12 - roofeeoh (10/20/2012) [-]
my mother is also a woman!
#35 - esmebuffay (10/21/2012) [+] (13 replies)
The only thing that annoys me more than this post is the fact I can only thumb it down once. Yes Jar Jar is kind of dumb and annoying but he was designed to bring in a younger audience, he's not in every scene, get over it. The pod race was awesome, I have no idea what you're talking about, as someone who was old enough to see it in theaters I can tell you it looked amazing on the big screen. You can get background on Maul from the expanded universe, he's supposed to be mysterious, if they knew exactly who he was he wouldn't be a phantom menace. I'll give you Padme, she was annoying. And finally, Yoda fighting was awesome, there's nothing cooler than when the old guy kicks serious ass. I don't know what happened to make some star wars fans so jaded but whatever it is they need to shut up so the rest of us can enjoy ourselves. Sorry for the long comment.
User avatar #2 - mahjimmiesarusslin (10/20/2012) [-]
Everyone will always say " the older ones where better" or the "original was better"

What they really mean is "where the **** is han solo"
#10 - AbsentMinded (10/20/2012) [-]
MFW I like all of the Star Wars films.
MFW I like all of the Star Wars films.
User avatar #17 - BridgeTroll (10/20/2012) [-]
also, who has a problem with yoda? ***** bad ass as ****
#21 - davvi (10/20/2012) [-]
Haters gonna hate
Haters gonna hate
User avatar #15 - BridgeTroll (10/20/2012) [-]
i am an enormous star wars fan, and it pisses me off how much people rip on the new films because the reality is that the originals werent exactly oscar winners either. There was a lot of really stupid stuff in all 6 movies
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User avatar #7 - vegardwd (10/20/2012) [+] (5 replies)
episode 1 is meh, episode, 2 is okay, episode 3 is actually really good.
the prequels arent bad, they do good in telling the story of the fall of the jedi and the origins of the empire-. just my opinion tho.

also yoda is a beast when fighting
User avatar #116 - callenmt (10/21/2012) [-]
I'm gonna get red thumbed to hell for this.. BUT....... I liked the Star Wars prequels.. yeah, I said it.
#3 - crawdady (10/20/2012) [-]
Fixed
#106 - auesis (10/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
...I really enjoyed the prequels.   
   
They didn't have the charm or consistency of the originals, but I was thoroughly entertained by all of them, especially by the modernised saber duels. Vader vs. Obi is still one of my favourite action scenes of all time.   
   
But of course, my opinion is wrong and you will all hate me. Oh well.
...I really enjoyed the prequels.

They didn't have the charm or consistency of the originals, but I was thoroughly entertained by all of them, especially by the modernised saber duels. Vader vs. Obi is still one of my favourite action scenes of all time.

But of course, my opinion is wrong and you will all hate me. Oh well.
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#19 - punchline (10/20/2012) [-]
You called, OP? Could you not think of a better title?
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User avatar #55 - jittersfj (10/21/2012) [-]
Sorry. Am I the only one who refuses to separate the Star Wars movies between the two trilogies? How about we look at them as a 6 movie saga? All together, they were ******* sick. SO everybody just stfu and enjoy some ******* star wars
#136 - schlecht (10/21/2012) [-]
B...b...but.... the podrace was actually pretty cool and Yoda can 						****					 						****					 up like a boss.
B...b...but.... the podrace was actually pretty cool and Yoda can **** **** up like a boss.
#33 - mcstorms ONLINE (10/21/2012) [-]
MFw I loved the star was prequells
MFw I loved the star was prequells
User avatar #60 - yaboybtrue (10/21/2012) [+] (21 replies)
The prequels were my favorite ones.......
#68 to #66 - yaboybtrue (10/21/2012) [-]
I guess I like what the internet hates. I like Nickleback too. I like All 6 movies, but I prefer Episodes I, II, and III. Why is that so bad? I get it. I posted my opinion of FJ, **** me right??? Go suck a dick you pieces of **** .
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