ha!. found on art of trolling (ya know in case you couldn't see that at the bottom of the pic). Thanks internet.. why didn't they use bolt cutters or tin snips so you don't spray his face with sparks
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#23 - eviltwin (10/19/2012) [-]
why didn't they use bolt cutters or tin snips so you don't spray his face with sparks
User avatar #34 to #23 - beasert (10/19/2012) [-]
Maybe they don't have those tools, maybe they don't want to risk slipping and tearing a hunk of ear off. At least they gave him goggles.
User avatar #44 to #23 - slumberdonkey (10/19/2012) [-]
i've seen people open those things up with cut up coke cans...
User avatar #25 to #23 - LaBarata (10/19/2012) [-]
He's stupid enough to do that to himself in the first place, why should he start using logic now?
#26 to #25 - eviltwin (10/19/2012) [-]
he didn't do it to himself its a prank you run up behind someone who has gauges and put a padlock on them the bigger the better

<- pic related
#28 to #26 - LaBarata (10/19/2012) [-]
I meant the gauges, moron -_-;
I meant the gauges, moron -_-;
#30 to #28 - eviltwin (10/19/2012) [-]
because having gauges makes you an idiot.
because having gauges makes you an idiot.
User avatar #41 to #30 - lordankou (10/19/2012) [-]
If you look closely, he's actually holding it behind him and sticking the word up his ass. Cannot unsee.
#31 to #30 - LaBarata (10/19/2012) [-]
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#202 to #30 - anon (10/20/2012) [-]
Putting disgusting gigantic holes in your ear so when people see you they have to hold back vomit? What sort of person besides an idiot would do that?
User avatar #35 to #30 - OperationValkyrie (10/19/2012) [-]
Yeah it kinda does.
#195 to #30 - ilovehitler (10/20/2012) [-]
yes, yes it does
yes, yes it does
User avatar #48 to #23 - xuvious (10/19/2012) [-]
good luck cutting through a lock with tin snips
User avatar #49 to #48 - eviltwin (10/19/2012) [-]
yeah i know your best bet is the bolt cutters
#51 to #49 - xuvious (10/19/2012) [-]
yes indeed
yes indeed
User avatar #67 to #49 - iizpurple (10/20/2012) [-]
not if the lock is hardened. I used to have to take off a lock a day on a cadet base (kids kept losing keys, forgetting combo's, etc.) and hardened locks always sucked, because occasionally they'd shatter into multiple pieces that went flying off everywhere. one got stuck in my arm, and it took me ten minutes of digging to get the damn thing out.

TL;DR? hardened locks shatter when cut with bolt cutters, hard enough to go shooting through skin.
User avatar #223 to #67 - kneesocks (10/20/2012) [-]
Cadet base? awesome
User avatar #171 to #67 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (10/20/2012) [-]
Then why didn't you make them cut it off?
User avatar #259 to #171 - iizpurple (10/20/2012) [-]
liability issues. If they get hurt, we get in **** .
User avatar #81 to #67 - eviltwin (10/20/2012) [-]
good to know that happens
User avatar #82 to #81 - iizpurple (10/20/2012) [-]
better some sparks then a chink of steel in your face
User avatar #84 to #82 - eviltwin (10/20/2012) [-]
denenftliy
#36 - kapurass (10/19/2012) [-]
im guessing he has never heard of a locksmith....
im guessing he has never heard of a locksmith....
#65 to #36 - templenator (10/20/2012) [-]
Oh God, I remember the end of that movie...
User avatar #74 to #65 - Kingofpenguins (10/20/2012) [-]
What is it called?
User avatar #78 to #74 - kapurass (10/20/2012) [-]
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
#273 to #78 - templenator (10/20/2012) [-]
With a hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho!
User avatar #47 to #36 - xuvious (10/19/2012) [-]
or boltcutters
#261 - iraniie (10/20/2012) [-]
OPs name is too relevant...
OPs name is too relevant...
#123 - theangrydoodle (10/20/2012) [-]
Nice name OP ;P
Nice name OP ;P
User avatar #167 to #123 - jwash (10/20/2012) [-]
Reminds me of the scene from 'Coming to America' when the popcorn guy sees eddie murphy and recognizes him as the prince... would post gif or pic but am not internet friendly enough, i apologize
#174 to #167 - theangrydoodle (10/20/2012) [-]
i wish I knew what you are talking about
i wish I knew what you are talking about
#92 - anon (10/20/2012) [-]
Holy **** .

Comments below.

Since when was funnyjunk sympathetic?
User avatar #135 to #92 - SynysterBurns (10/20/2012) [-]
I feel like its fricken opposite day. Pretty sure FJ from like yesterday would be freaking out at how amazing of an idea this is.
#37 - anon (10/19/2012) [-]
What happened to minding your own business? Sure, I think gauges look ******* stupid, but then again someone might think something I do is stupid, and I wouldn't want anyone to do something like that to me.
Funnyjunk sure likes to talk about tolerance and ponies and being kind a lot, but this is exactly the opposite.
User avatar #55 to #37 - xgeneration (10/19/2012) [-]
The person in this picture is equally stupid, he could have go and find a Lock smith instead but he's just going to sit there and get his face sprayed with sparks.
User avatar #66 to #37 - retardedboss ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
I agree, the joke was originally something fun to do to either your friends, or assholes, not to random people.

But the world is full of hypocrites, what are you gonna do?
#71 to #66 - captnpl ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
Sneak up behind them and put a padlock in their ear?
User avatar #88 to #71 - retardedboss ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'd do that to a good friend, because it would be funny, and we could have a laugh about it, or an douche because it would be really annoying to have a heavy lock in your ear until you could get the key or cut it off.
User avatar #39 to #37 - cjtsirhc (10/19/2012) [-]
What happened to minding your own business? Sure, I think Hitler had strange ideals, but then again someone might think something I think is strange
But yeah i agree with you just like to point out sometimes It is a good idea to butt in
#45 to #39 - darthtomale ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
this hitler thing has gotten entirely too stupid.   
   
use some goddamn common sense. having gauges is not the same as plotting huge scale war and genocide.
this hitler thing has gotten entirely too stupid.

use some goddamn common sense. having gauges is not the same as plotting huge scale war and genocide.
#52 to #45 - gardenmanly (10/19/2012) [-]
No no, Hitler had guages. I can vouch for this, I was Hitler's roommate in college.
No no, Hitler had guages. I can vouch for this, I was Hitler's roommate in college.
User avatar #46 to #45 - cjtsirhc (10/19/2012) [-]
I wasn't talking about the genocide. Way before Hitler started his genocide his Ideals or his racism was shown and the people of Germany ignored it because success Hitler was bringing.
#50 to #46 - darthtomale ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
being fascistf and racist is still not even close to having gauges.   
   
having gauges means you took the time to get into a look that requires body modification   
   
being a fascist and a racist means you want youre country to be unified (albeit in an unorthodox and unethical manner) and that you find people of different lineages to be disgusting.
being fascistf and racist is still not even close to having gauges.

having gauges means you took the time to get into a look that requires body modification

being a fascist and a racist means you want youre country to be unified (albeit in an unorthodox and unethical manner) and that you find people of different lineages to be disgusting.
User avatar #56 to #39 - Theyneverknow (10/19/2012) [-]
If we left Hitler alone because of his ideas and beliefs he would have taken over most of the world?
**** argument
Also, you automatically lose an argument if you have to compare it/the person to Nazis.
User avatar #75 to #37 - alexhill (10/20/2012) [-]
Tolerance? Only ponyfags talk about tolerance yet they rage the most
#97 to #75 - galkawhm (10/20/2012) [-]
ITT: Standing up for what you like = whining and bitching
#199 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
Locks 'n keys
Locks 'n keys
User avatar #209 to #199 - lastofthedovakhiin (10/20/2012) [-]
Lockpicking on oblivion.
User avatar #213 to #199 - dengekisushi (10/20/2012) [-]
The closest OP ever gets to sex.
#245 - awesomepinkie (10/20/2012) [-]
Coman man, use this baby instead!
#138 - mytrakytra (10/20/2012) [-]
This image has expired
FunnyJunk when this idea came upon us:

"HAha! Omg so funneh"

FunnyJunk when someone actually does this:

"OMG how can you do that!!!!!"
#179 - iBlondie (10/20/2012) [-]
Can't you just get one of those giant clippers they use in high schools?
Can't you just get one of those giant clippers they use in high schools?
#190 to #179 - ghonosyphlaids (10/20/2012) [-]
Well that's not very 			*******		 metal.   
Which these kids obviously are.
Well that's not very ******* metal.
Which these kids obviously are.
#184 to #179 - vparrish (10/20/2012) [-]
Yes. Yes you can. Doing it this way would take way longer and would hurt like hell (all the sparks hitting your face.)
User avatar #187 to #179 - onebadbassoonist (10/20/2012) [-]
Yes, bolt cutters would be much more efficient and less time consuming
User avatar #204 to #187 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
Yea, that looks like a thin enough lock to cut. Some lock are really hard to cut with them though. They should at least use a full size grinder rather than a dremel if they do it this way.
User avatar #278 to #204 - onebadbassoonist (10/21/2012) [-]
It's an extremely stupid idea to use a dremel tool so close to the ear, it would be even more stupid to use a full sized grinder as well, the sound alone would damage their hearing. The only down side with using bolt cutters is that if you lack the strength then you will have a very hard time cutting through thick locks. But all in all, bolt cutters would be most effective and the safest choice in removing a lock in that situation
User avatar #203 to #179 - loneranger (10/20/2012) [-]
the master key? aka a bolt cutter.
#115 - thunderstriker (10/20/2012) [-]
I'd do it again
#117 to #115 - midnightcat (10/20/2012) [-]
literally just finished watching that movie a few minutes ago
User avatar #119 to #117 - thunderstriker (10/20/2012) [-]
My friend stole my copy a few months ago :/
User avatar #176 to #119 - Yukimora (10/20/2012) [-]
I just saw a post...something about taking pictures of people who borrow things.
User avatar #235 - ultrarobbie (10/20/2012) [-]
Jeez, can't we just let people have ear plugs? I know you think they're stupid, and I feel the same, but if someone wants them then why not?
User avatar #255 to #235 - enlil (10/20/2012) [-]
Some people do it for the lulz
User avatar #244 to #235 - nephritho (10/20/2012) [-]
i don't mind the tiny ones
but those over sized things man they are ******* ugly
User avatar #246 to #244 - ultrarobbie (10/20/2012) [-]
Fair enough, but I think we should respect those that like them.
User avatar #253 to #235 - illegalartist (10/20/2012) [-]
hey, i dont have a problem with plugs. i just expect them not to have a problem with me putting a lock on one
User avatar #236 to #235 - bitchplzzz (10/20/2012) [-]
"*gasp* He likes what we dont? BURN HIM ALIVE!" - Internet
User avatar #240 to #236 - ultrarobbie (10/20/2012) [-]
The Internet: Freedom of speech, but only for particular people and the rest are faggots
#247 to #240 - bitchplzzz (10/20/2012) [-]
"The internet. Where we discuss religion and politics. Then call you a ****** ."
User avatar #249 to #247 - ultrarobbie (10/20/2012) [-]
The internet is like Hareton from Wuthering Heights - Enjoys swearing, and oranges.
User avatar #250 to #249 - chapter (10/20/2012) [-]
Oranges are ******* disgusting man, get the hell out of here with your oranges.
User avatar #254 to #250 - ultrarobbie (10/20/2012) [-]
Oh **** , I thought my analysis was correct. I'll blame Hareton.
#197 - holypiez (10/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #265 - shadesofbacon (10/20/2012) [-]
Personally i just can't wait till these people grow up and I can laugh at the holes in their ears
#263 - doyoulikeapizza (10/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #225 - sparkyfetchest (10/20/2012) [-]
i hope that grinder skipped and cut that nasty thing out of his ear
#234 - thrillville (10/20/2012) [-]
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I ask myself
why you no use a boltcutter...?
User avatar #237 to #234 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (10/20/2012) [-]
because its to mainstream
User avatar #144 - vatra (10/20/2012) [-]
I've been wanting to do that to someone for so ******* long, this just fuels my desire.
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