classics. not funny, but pretty damn cool. A New York man retired. He wanted to put his retirement money to good use so he started searching for properties in P
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classics. not funny, but pretty damn cool. A New York man retired. He wanted to put his retirement money to good use so he started searching for properties in P

not funny, but pretty damn cool

A New York man retired. He wanted to put his retirement money to good
use so he started searching for properties in Portugal, after arew months or
searching he eventually round an old farm house which was to his liking.
After more research he round out that the farm had been vacant for some
15 years, the owner and his wire had died leaving no heirs, due to unpaid
taxes the farm had been seized not long ernerther died, and had
been put back on the market. There had been several viewings, but the
large barn included in the property was rather an eyesore and its big steel
doors were welded shut, nobody wanted to go through the extra expense
the barn, there had been no previous orders.
The New Yorker bought managed to buy the farm at almost havethe
asking price. Not long after he moved in he set about to tear into the barn,
so him and his wire went out and bought a heavy duty grinder's cut
through the welds.
some ofthe makes included; Mercedes, Lotus, Porsche, Austin Healy, BMW,
Chrysler and Ford.
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#52 - fellfox ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
i was expecting it to be full of dead bodies or something MFW
i was expecting it to be full of dead bodies or something MFW
User avatar #278 to #52 - captchaftwblaa (10/20/2012) [-]
why not both? maybe ....
#319 to #278 - itsmewaffle (10/20/2012) [-]
you called?
#139 - HungrHungryNomad (10/19/2012) [-]
I originally thought this was going to be some kind of creepy pasta, but this is pretty sick
#98 - thatkidwiththeface (10/19/2012) [-]
His face when he found all the cars
His face when he found all the cars
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#103 to #100 - Rascal (10/19/2012) [-]
You don't need the keys for the car to be worth money.
#123 to #103 - elwhopper (10/19/2012) [-]
BUT ARE THEY LEAST IN HIS NAME?!!!
#140 to #123 - jmillenium (10/19/2012) [-]
Those cars are almost certainly in no one's name and since the New Yorker owns the barn ownership of the cars should pass on to him. Though there are conditions where the New Yorker could lose the cars, chances are he gets to do whatever he damn well pleases with the cars.
User avatar #142 to #140 - elwhopper (10/19/2012) [-]
i hope so =/
#280 to #123 - thepyras (10/20/2012) [-]
>least
>least
User avatar #115 to #100 - maxismahname (10/19/2012) [-]
oh **** ... this was awesome but then i saw your comment.
User avatar #34 - tiddycats (10/19/2012) [-]
Moral of the story: Break into every barn you can find.
User avatar #61 to #34 - boogihead ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
All I ever find are empty tin cans...
Maybe a Crossbow...
Nothing good.
User avatar #67 to #61 - wiredguy (10/19/2012) [-]
>Crossbow
>Nothing good
User avatar #70 to #67 - derakus (10/19/2012) [-]
DayZ joke. Crossbows aren't that good.
User avatar #105 to #70 - mdauch (10/19/2012) [-]
ummm i call ******** , i use one for hunting every year, it's a lot better than a compound
User avatar #125 to #105 - derakus (10/19/2012) [-]
Like I said, DAYZ JOKE.
User avatar #325 to #125 - mdauch (10/20/2012) [-]
i'm sorry but whats DAYZ?
User avatar #326 to #325 - derakus (10/20/2012) [-]
A mod for the pc game Arma 2.
User avatar #327 to #326 - mdauch (10/20/2012) [-]
never heard of it sorry, guess i'll do more research next time
User avatar #147 to #105 - desktoppthabest (10/19/2012) [-]
You dumb **** can you not read?!
#309 - moustachefingers (10/20/2012) [-]
"50 bucks is the best I can do."
#312 to #309 - Rascal (10/20/2012) [-]
Can you at least go 100 bucks?
#275 - Rascal (10/20/2012) [-]
I would cum the second I opened the door...
#295 - npfortytwo (10/20/2012) [-]
< HFW
#262 - dampotatos (10/20/2012) [-]
hfw he opens the door.
User avatar #122 - landartheconqueror (10/19/2012) [-]
the first two paragraphs are a starting to a horror movie :S
User avatar #109 - iloverapingmen (10/19/2012) [-]
You should've put this in the morbid-channel, just to **** with everyone.
#203 - moustachefingers (10/19/2012) [-]
Seller's face when.
#108 - spangle (10/19/2012) [-]
Expected the house to be haunted or there to be bodies in the barn.
#121 - archiferd (10/19/2012) [-]
Now he also has a life sized game of Rush hour
#87 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
OK, now I understand the title.
OK, now I understand the title.
#3 - zyvron (10/19/2012) [-]
That looks like heaven. It's... Beautiful....
#307 - Pacboy (10/20/2012) [-]
At first I thought this was a morbid post, damn, this would of made a good morbid post..
At first I thought this was a morbid post, damn, this would of made a good morbid post..
#318 to #307 - corpsedolly (10/20/2012) [-]
I thought it would be like if they found bodies in the barn. Still cool in the end though.
I thought it would be like if they found bodies in the barn. Still cool in the end though.
#311 to #307 - whathappenslive (10/20/2012) [-]
You could make up a good creepy pasta about it, call it "the last drive in theatre" or some **** ?
#129 - foxxywithpaws (10/19/2012) [-]
A huge barn... I at least expected some Walkers.
#116 - bdowns (10/19/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #138 at Look who went to New Yok Comic Con ** what I was expecting
User avatar #134 to #116 - richardastley (10/19/2012) [-]
A Bollywood movie?
User avatar #294 - sorinshrouds ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
Well, he's set for life...
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