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#224 - dstar
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(10/19/2012) [-]
#577 to #224 - shinyhoe
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**shinyhoe rolls 7** should i **** my girlfriend when we go on our trip to Tennessee?
#578 to #577 - shinyhoe
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;_;
#564 to #224 - monsieurwaffles
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**monsieurwaffles rolls 0** oh magic conch, should I fap?
#565 to #564 - monsieurwaffles
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**monsieurwaffles rolls 3** please great conch, anything but that.
#566 to #565 - monsieurwaffles
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**monsieurwaffles rolls 3** o wonderful conch, answer me!
#445 to #224 - getsheadfromdolan
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**getsheadfromdolan rolls 0** should get dishonored on steam?
#439 to #224 - therulethirtyfour
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**therulethirtyfour rolls 3**
#434 to #224 - kathuzada
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(10/19/2012) [-]
Is this a yes or no question?
#435 to #434 - kathuzada
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**kathuzada rolls 7** am I a dumbass
#427 to #224 - noodlelover
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**noodlelover rolls 8** will i die a virgin?
#423 to #224 - Rageguyftw
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**Rageguyftw rolls 9** should I buy AC3
#403 to #224 - thelordofthenewbs
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**thelordofthenewbs rolls 2** are you a wizard?
#409 to #403 - thelordofthenewbs
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**thelordofthenewbs rolls 2** of course not
#410 to #409 - thelordofthenewbs
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**thelordofthenewbs rolls 4** what do you mean no?
#411 to #410 - thelordofthenewbs
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**thelordofthenewbs rolls 6** ok...what do you mean no?
#412 to #411 - thelordofthenewbs
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**thelordofthenewbs rolls 2** that doesn't make sense...
#413 to #412 - thelordofthenewbs
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**thelordofthenewbs rolls 6**
**thelordofthenewbs rolls 6**
#396 to #224 - rageone
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**rageone rolls 6** should i roll dubs?
#397 to #396 - rageone
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**rageone rolls 15**
#393 to #224 - kevinzheng ONLINE
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**kevinzheng rolls 5** Are you telling the truth?
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#381 to #224 - pokemanaphy
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**pokemanaphy rolls 0** Can I have something to eat?
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#375 to #224 - thisusernameisalie
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**thisusernameisalie rolls 2** is OP straight?
#371 to #224 - anon
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6** is patrick gay for spongebob?
#369 to #224 - garymuthafuknoak
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(10/19/2012) [-]
Can Squidward have some food?
#370 to #369 - garymuthafuknoak
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**garymuthafuknoak rolls 5**
#368 to #224 - garymuthafuknoak
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**garymuthafuknoak rolls 4**

Can Squidqward have some food?
#366 to #224 - zamka
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**zamka rolls 0** am i an idiot?
#367 to #366 - zamka
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#365 to #224 - zamka
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#343 to #224 - drmrniceguy
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**drmrniceguy rolls 9** Can I go do my homework now?
#344 to #343 - drmrniceguy
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**drmrniceguy rolls 7** *****************
**drmrniceguy rolls 7** *****************
#345 to #344 - drmrniceguy
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#341 to #224 - dengekisushi
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**dengekisushi rolls 7** Will I finally lose my virginity before I turn 21?
#349 to #341 - lonelyboy
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(10/19/2012) [-]
Not really an answer, roll again.
Not really an answer, roll again.
#350 to #349 - dengekisushi
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**dengekisushi rolls 2** Can I let out this fart that's starting to push against my innards?
#351 to #350 - dengekisushi
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**dengekisushi rolls 7** In five minutes?
#352 to #351 - dengekisushi
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**dengekisushi rolls 4** That's not an answer, *******.
#355 to #352 - dengekisushi
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**dengekisushi rolls 7** **** you.
#358 to #355 - dengekisushi
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(10/19/2012) [-]
...
#359 to #358 - lonelyboy
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(10/19/2012) [-]
Brilliant, I love the conch.
Brilliant, I love the conch.
#362 to #359 - dengekisushi
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(10/19/2012) [-]
The conch insists I'm a lesbian.
#364 to #362 - lonelyboy
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do not argue with the conch
#339 to #224 - theduckmon
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**theduckmon rolls 5** will I not sleep and stay up looking at cat videos all night?
#338 to #224 - tbrendan
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**tbrendan rolls 9** no, this is patrick.
#319 to #224 - nadsnads
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**nadsnads rolls 2** Oh magic conch can i have some food?
#321 to #319 - nadsnads
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**nadsnads rolls 1** Are you sure?
#322 to #321 - nadsnads
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**nadsnads rolls 4** What should I do now?
#323 to #322 - nadsnads
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**nadsnads rolls 2** Can I have some food oh magic conch?
#326 to #323 - nadsnads
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**nadsnads rolls 2** One more try, Oh magic conch can I have some food?
#357 to #326 - jacksonguitarist
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(10/19/2012) [-]
hahaha I ******* lost it reading this. I thumbed up every comment in this little conversation.
#334 to #326 - nadsnads
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**nadsnads rolls 86** Not giving up that easy, if this is dubs the final answer for food is no.
#388 to #334 - zonryu ONLINE
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(10/19/2012) [-]
just realized if you look at 8 then 6 (86 was your roll) the full answer is "who cares? go fap, if you want."
#335 to #334 - nadsnads
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**nadsnads rolls 4** Food?
#337 to #335 - nadsnads
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**nadsnads rolls 0** **** you.
#346 to #337 - pongprofessor
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(10/19/2012) [-]
This was the BEST Magic Conch conversation i have ever read! I am in tears!
#342 to #337 - dengekisushi
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(10/19/2012) [-]
Damn, Squidward.
#320 to #224 - cupotruth
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#315 to #224 - gorgonzolarolla
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**gorgonzolarolla rolls 1** Hey magic conch, can Squidward have some of this delicious food?
#316 to #315 - gorgonzolarolla
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**gorgonzolarolla rolls 5** Are you sure magic conch?
#317 to #316 - gorgonzolarolla
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**gorgonzolarolla rolls 1** are you sure?
#318 to #317 - gorgonzolarolla
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**gorgonzolarolla rolls 1** are you sure youre sure?
#325 to #318 - gorgonzolarolla
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**gorgonzolarolla rolls 3** SAY "NO" GODDAMN SHELL!
#328 to #325 - gorgonzolarolla
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**gorgonzolarolla rolls 7** **** THIS! I'm going to see what Patrick is up to...
#354 to #328 - lonelyboy
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#312 to #224 - sploilerman
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**sploilerman rolls 7** Should I illegally download Oblivion?
#305 to #224 - santisimamuerte
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(10/19/2012) [-]
Should I get the 2013 Zx10?
Should I get the 2013 Zx10?
#347 to #305 - drmrniceguy
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(10/19/2012) [-]
Dude that gif is majestic.
Dude that gif is majestic.
#306 to #305 - santisimamuerte
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**santisimamuerte rolls 0**
#302 to #224 - silasdg
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**silasdg rolls 0**
#303 to #302 - silasdg
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(10/19/2012) [-]
The really sad part is I was more afraid i'd get "delete your account" then I got this. ****.
#301 to #224 - shinyhoe
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**shinyhoe rolls 3** Should I Drink Bleach?
#300 to #224 - alphajunk
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**alphajunk rolls 7** Should i fap tonight?
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#298 to #224 - youngandfree **User deleted account**
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#292 to #224 - gurle
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**gurle rolls 5**
#291 to #224 - ghostrollerelite
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#290 to #224 - slossboss
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#289 to #224 - letmetellyouastory
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**letmetellyouastory rolls 8** GOD DAMN IT CONCH, SHOULD I FAP TODAY?
#288 to #224 - anon
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1** Has anyone ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
#286 to #224 - jebusjabarty
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**jebusjabarty rolls 5** Magic conch, will I ever get married?
**jebusjabarty rolls 5** Magic conch, will I ever get married?
#285 to #224 - letmetellyouastory
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**letmetellyouastory rolls 4** Should I fap today?
#284 to #224 - secretdestroyers
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**secretdestroyers rolls 4** Will all the ******* be gone tomorrow?
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#283 to #224 - speedyangel
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**speedyangel rolls 1**
Are the cocks OP sucks the biggest thing known to man?
#279 to #224 - baloonwalrus
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**baloonwalrus rolls 5** will i ever sell propane and/or propane accessories?
#278 to #224 - kingantichrist
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**kingantichrist rolls 0** Should I fap?
**kingantichrist rolls 0** Should I fap?
#282 to #278 - anon
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(10/19/2012) [-]
Welp. sucks to you!
#280 to #278 - kingantichrist
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#274 to #224 - alphajunk
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**alphajunk rolls 6** People made fun of me, should i drink bleach?
#273 to #224 - kyrill ONLINE
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**kyrill rolls 6** Should i buy a bag of chips?
#272 to #224 - simplescience
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**simplescience rolls 3** Will I eventually become a doctor?   
   
Going for #1
**simplescience rolls 3** Will I eventually become a doctor?

Going for #1
#275 to #272 - simplescience
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(10/19/2012) [-]
I can live with that. At least it isn't a no.
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#270 to #224 - demonicdolphin
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#258 to #224 - dstar
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**dstar rolls 4**
Are you finished with those errands?
#266 to #258 - dstar
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**dstar rolls 1**
Are you finished with those errands?
#254 to #224 - fukkentyranitar
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(10/19/2012) [-]
Will i **** a pumpkin?
#256 to #254 - fukkentyranitar
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**fukkentyranitar rolls 4**
#259 to #256 - fukkentyranitar
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**fukkentyranitar rolls 8**
#260 to #259 - fukkentyranitar
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mkay.
#251 to #224 - fourtwentt
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**fourtwentt rolls 5** should i smoke a joint now?
#253 to #251 - fourtwentt
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good enough for me
#249 to #224 - jimmyrustlinhustla
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**jimmyrustlinhustla rolls 3**

Will I ever get laid again?
#244 to #224 - companioncombined
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**companioncombined rolls 9** Can Squidward have some of this Yummy Delicious Super Terrific Sandwich?
#243 to #224 - stigman **User deleted account**
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**stigman rolls 4** will I ever get married.
#250 to #243 - stigman **User deleted account**
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**stigman rolls 1** will I ever get married.
#255 to #250 - stigman **User deleted account**
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#276 to #255 - alphajunk
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(10/19/2012) [-]
..with me
..with me
#295 to #276 - anon
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(10/19/2012) [-]
I have the weirdest boner right now...
#241 to #224 - jimmyrustlinhustla
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#240 to #224 - companioncombined
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#238 to #224 - jimmyrustlinhustla
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#229 to #224 - dstar
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**dstar rolls 4**
can I have something to eat?
#230 to #229 - dstar
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**dstar rolls 0**
can I have something to eat?
#264 to #230 - fukkentyranitar
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(10/19/2012) [-]
You heard the conch..
#237 to #230 - dstar
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**dstar rolls 2**
can I have something to eat?
#246 to #237 - megamaiden
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(10/19/2012) [-]
Dude, you are not getting anything to eat, just stop.... okaay...
#239 to #237 - dstar
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**dstar rolls 1**
can I have something to eat?
#242 to #239 - dstar
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**dstar rolls 7**
Good. Now can I have 100%
#387 to #242 - gersonalvat
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(10/19/2012) [-]
**gersonalvat rolls 2** Can I ask a question?