A club member. . IF YOU GIVE HER % SHELL GIVE YOU % IN RETURN. IF 'Cirillo) lollollol SHELL Can I please have 1000%?
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#3 - mohamedali (10/18/2012) [-]
They obviously meant Shell the energy company, and 1000% is their rate of return.
#42 to #3 - fedegon (10/18/2012) [-]
Finally an excuse to post a sexual parody of Deus Ex Human Revolution with a non-human on it!
#455 - whitehawk (10/19/2012) [-]
and you guys thought you would enjoy sleep tonight..
and you guys thought you would enjoy sleep tonight..
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#459 to #455 - sirmouthwafflez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#467 to #455 - RequieminMortis (10/19/2012) [-]
No, it's cool. I totally didn't need to get up for Pathfinder tomorrow.
#473 to #455 - phatsno (10/19/2012) [-]
holy christ!!
#263 - grimmwaters (10/19/2012) [-]
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#451 to #263 - loverevolution (10/19/2012) [-]
Facebook photos.
Facebook photos.
#139 - Bup (10/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #144 to #139 - jalthelas (10/18/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random comment #1307158 posted by appleboom at MLP Friendly Board ** :
Classic


OH MAGIC CONCH, WHAT IS MY TASK?
#457 - cardanbar (10/19/2012) [-]
mfw tumblr
#458 to #457 - winningwithcocain (10/19/2012) [-]
**winningwithcocain rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at You know what Hitler? ** mfw that's your moms asshole
#470 to #458 - lecat (10/19/2012) [-]
thats a terrible meme
#472 to #458 - justgotlawyered (10/19/2012) [-]
haters gonna hate
haters gonna hate
#224 - dstar (10/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #249 to #224 - jimmyrustlinhustla (10/19/2012) [-]
**jimmyrustlinhustla rolls 3**

Will I ever get laid again?
#272 to #224 - simplescience (10/19/2012) [-]
**simplescience rolls 3** Will I eventually become a doctor?   
   
Going for #1
**simplescience rolls 3** Will I eventually become a doctor?

Going for #1
#275 to #272 - simplescience (10/19/2012) [-]
I can live with that. At least it isn't a no.
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User avatar #369 to #224 - garymuthafuknoak (10/19/2012) [-]
Can Squidward have some food?
User avatar #370 to #369 - garymuthafuknoak (10/19/2012) [-]
**garymuthafuknoak rolls 5**
#278 to #224 - kingantichrist (10/19/2012) [-]
**kingantichrist rolls 0** Should I fap?
**kingantichrist rolls 0** Should I fap?
#282 to #278 - anon (10/19/2012) [-]
Welp. sucks to you!
User avatar #381 to #224 - pokemanaphy (10/19/2012) [-]
**pokemanaphy rolls 0** Can I have something to eat?
#343 to #224 - drmrniceguy (10/19/2012) [-]
**drmrniceguy rolls 9** Can I go do my homework now?
#344 to #343 - drmrniceguy (10/19/2012) [-]
**drmrniceguy rolls 7** 			*****************
**drmrniceguy rolls 7** *****************
User avatar #341 to #224 - dengekisushi (10/19/2012) [-]
**dengekisushi rolls 7** Will I finally lose my virginity before I turn 21?
#349 to #341 - lonelyboy (10/19/2012) [-]
Not really an answer, roll again.
Not really an answer, roll again.
User avatar #350 to #349 - dengekisushi (10/19/2012) [-]
**dengekisushi rolls 2** Can I let out this fart that's starting to push against my innards?
User avatar #351 to #350 - dengekisushi (10/19/2012) [-]
**dengekisushi rolls 7** In five minutes?
User avatar #352 to #351 - dengekisushi (10/19/2012) [-]
**dengekisushi rolls 4** That's not an answer, ******* .
User avatar #355 to #352 - dengekisushi (10/19/2012) [-]
**dengekisushi rolls 7** **** you.
User avatar #358 to #355 - dengekisushi (10/19/2012) [-]
...
#359 to #358 - lonelyboy (10/19/2012) [-]
Brilliant, I love the conch.
Brilliant, I love the conch.
#362 to #359 - dengekisushi (10/19/2012) [-]
The conch insists I'm a lesbian.
#364 to #362 - lonelyboy (10/19/2012) [-]
do not argue with the conch
User avatar #366 to #224 - zamka (10/19/2012) [-]
**zamka rolls 0** am i an idiot?
User avatar #375 to #224 - thisusernameisalie (10/19/2012) [-]
**thisusernameisalie rolls 2** is OP straight?
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User avatar #283 to #224 - speedyangel (10/19/2012) [-]
**speedyangel rolls 1**
Are the cocks OP sucks the biggest thing known to man?
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User avatar #427 to #224 - noodlelover (10/19/2012) [-]
**noodlelover rolls 8** will i die a virgin?
User avatar #301 to #224 - shinyhoe (10/19/2012) [-]
**shinyhoe rolls 3** Should I Drink Bleach?
User avatar #302 to #224 - silasdg (10/19/2012) [-]
**silasdg rolls 0**
User avatar #303 to #302 - silasdg (10/19/2012) [-]
The really sad part is I was more afraid i'd get "delete your account" then I got this. **** .
User avatar #292 to #224 - gurle (10/19/2012) [-]
**gurle rolls 5**
#439 to #224 - therulethirtyfour (10/19/2012) [-]
**therulethirtyfour rolls 3**
#286 to #224 - jebusjabarty (10/19/2012) [-]
**jebusjabarty rolls 5** Magic conch, will I ever get married?
**jebusjabarty rolls 5** Magic conch, will I ever get married?
User avatar #315 to #224 - gorgonzolarolla (10/19/2012) [-]
**gorgonzolarolla rolls 1** Hey magic conch, can Squidward have some of this delicious food?
User avatar #316 to #315 - gorgonzolarolla (10/19/2012) [-]
**gorgonzolarolla rolls 5** Are you sure magic conch?
#317 to #316 - gorgonzolarolla (10/19/2012) [-]
**gorgonzolarolla rolls 1** are you sure?
#318 to #317 - gorgonzolarolla (10/19/2012) [-]
**gorgonzolarolla rolls 1** are you sure youre sure?
#325 to #318 - gorgonzolarolla (10/19/2012) [-]
**gorgonzolarolla rolls 3** SAY "NO" GODDAMN SHELL!
#328 to #325 - gorgonzolarolla (10/19/2012) [-]
**gorgonzolarolla rolls 7** **** THIS! I'm going to see what Patrick is up to...
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#305 to #224 - santisimamuerte (10/19/2012) [-]
Should I get the 2013 Zx10?
Should I get the 2013 Zx10?
User avatar #306 to #305 - santisimamuerte (10/19/2012) [-]
**santisimamuerte rolls 0**
#347 to #305 - drmrniceguy (10/19/2012) [-]
Dude that gif is majestic.
Dude that gif is majestic.
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#279 to #224 - baloonwalrus (10/19/2012) [-]
**baloonwalrus rolls 5** will i ever sell propane and/or propane accessories?
#319 to #224 - nadsnads (10/19/2012) [-]
**nadsnads rolls 2** Oh magic conch can i have some food?
#321 to #319 - nadsnads (10/19/2012) [-]
**nadsnads rolls 1** Are you sure?
#322 to #321 - nadsnads (10/19/2012) [-]
**nadsnads rolls 4** What should I do now?
#323 to #322 - nadsnads (10/19/2012) [-]
**nadsnads rolls 2** Can I have some food oh magic conch?
#326 to #323 - nadsnads (10/19/2012) [-]
**nadsnads rolls 2** One more try, Oh magic conch can I have some food?
#357 to #326 - jacksonguitarist (10/19/2012) [-]
hahaha I ******* lost it reading this. I thumbed up every comment in this little conversation.
#334 to #326 - nadsnads (10/19/2012) [-]
**nadsnads rolls 86** Not giving up that easy, if this is dubs the final answer for food is no.
#335 to #334 - nadsnads (10/19/2012) [-]
**nadsnads rolls 4** Food?
#337 to #335 - nadsnads (10/19/2012) [-]
**nadsnads rolls 0** **** you.
User avatar #346 to #337 - pongprofessor (10/19/2012) [-]
This was the BEST Magic Conch conversation i have ever read! I am in tears!
User avatar #342 to #337 - dengekisushi (10/19/2012) [-]
Damn, Squidward.
User avatar #388 to #334 - zonryu (10/19/2012) [-]
just realized if you look at 8 then 6 (86 was your roll) the full answer is "who cares? go fap, if you want."
User avatar #423 to #224 - Rageguyftw (10/19/2012) [-]
**Rageguyftw rolls 9** should I buy AC3
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User avatar #338 to #224 - tbrendan (10/19/2012) [-]
**tbrendan rolls 9** no, this is patrick.
#371 to #224 - anon (10/19/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6** is patrick gay for spongebob?
User avatar #284 to #224 - secretdestroyers (10/19/2012) [-]
**secretdestroyers rolls 4** Will all the ******* be gone tomorrow?
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User avatar #368 to #224 - garymuthafuknoak (10/19/2012) [-]
**garymuthafuknoak rolls 4**

Can Squidqward have some food?
User avatar #274 to #224 - alphajunk (10/19/2012) [-]
**alphajunk rolls 6** People made fun of me, should i drink bleach?
User avatar #339 to #224 - theduckmon (10/19/2012) [-]
**theduckmon rolls 5** will I not sleep and stay up looking at cat videos all night?
User avatar #273 to #224 - kyrill (10/19/2012) [-]
**kyrill rolls 6** Should i buy a bag of chips?
User avatar #312 to #224 - sploilerman (10/19/2012) [-]
**sploilerman rolls 7** Should I illegally download Oblivion?
User avatar #254 to #224 - fukkentyranitar (10/19/2012) [-]
Will i **** a pumpkin?
User avatar #256 to #254 - fukkentyranitar (10/19/2012) [-]
**fukkentyranitar rolls 4**
User avatar #259 to #256 - fukkentyranitar (10/19/2012) [-]
**fukkentyranitar rolls 8**
User avatar #260 to #259 - fukkentyranitar (10/19/2012) [-]
mkay.
User avatar #300 to #224 - alphajunk (10/19/2012) [-]
**alphajunk rolls 7** Should i fap tonight?
User avatar #251 to #224 - fourtwentt (10/19/2012) [-]
**fourtwentt rolls 5** should i smoke a joint now?
User avatar #253 to #251 - fourtwentt (10/19/2012) [-]
good enough for me
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User avatar #244 to #224 - companioncombined (10/19/2012) [-]
**companioncombined rolls 9** Can Squidward have some of this Yummy Delicious Super Terrific Sandwich?
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User avatar #403 to #224 - thelordofthenewbs (10/19/2012) [-]
**thelordofthenewbs rolls 2** are you a wizard?
User avatar #409 to #403 - thelordofthenewbs (10/19/2012) [-]
**thelordofthenewbs rolls 2** of course not
User avatar #410 to #409 - thelordofthenewbs (10/19/2012) [-]
**thelordofthenewbs rolls 4** what do you mean no?
User avatar #411 to #410 - thelordofthenewbs (10/19/2012) [-]
**thelordofthenewbs rolls 6** ok...what do you mean no?
User avatar #412 to #411 - thelordofthenewbs (10/19/2012) [-]
**thelordofthenewbs rolls 2** that doesn't make sense...
#413 to #412 - thelordofthenewbs (10/19/2012) [-]
**thelordofthenewbs rolls 6**
**thelordofthenewbs rolls 6**
#288 to #224 - anon (10/19/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1** Has anyone ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
User avatar #577 to #224 - shinyhoe (02/12/2013) [-]
**shinyhoe rolls 7** should i **** my girlfriend when we go on our trip to Tennessee?
User avatar #578 to #577 - shinyhoe (02/12/2013) [-]
;_;
User avatar #285 to #224 - letmetellyouastory (10/19/2012) [-]
**letmetellyouastory rolls 4** Should I fap today?
User avatar #564 to #224 - monsieurwaffles (10/19/2012) [-]
**monsieurwaffles rolls 0** oh magic conch, should I fap?
#565 to #564 - monsieurwaffles (10/19/2012) [-]
**monsieurwaffles rolls 3** please great conch, anything but that.
User avatar #566 to #565 - monsieurwaffles (10/19/2012) [-]
**monsieurwaffles rolls 3** o wonderful conch, answer me!
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User avatar #445 to #224 - getsheadfromdolan (10/19/2012) [-]
**getsheadfromdolan rolls 0** should get dishonored on steam?
User avatar #258 to #224 - dstar (10/19/2012) [-]
**dstar rolls 4**
Are you finished with those errands?
User avatar #266 to #258 - dstar (10/19/2012) [-]
**dstar rolls 1**
Are you finished with those errands?
User avatar #434 to #224 - kathuzada (10/19/2012) [-]
Is this a yes or no question?
User avatar #435 to #434 - kathuzada (10/19/2012) [-]
**kathuzada rolls 7** am I a dumbass
User avatar #243 to #224 - stigman **User deleted account** (10/19/2012) [-]
**stigman rolls 4** will I ever get married.
User avatar #250 to #243 - stigman **User deleted account** (10/19/2012) [-]
**stigman rolls 1** will I ever get married.
#255 to #250 - stigman **User deleted account** (10/19/2012) [-]
#276 to #255 - alphajunk (10/19/2012) [-]
..with me
..with me
#295 to #276 - anon (10/19/2012) [-]
I have the weirdest boner right now...
User avatar #396 to #224 - rageone (10/19/2012) [-]
**rageone rolls 6** should i roll dubs?
User avatar #397 to #396 - rageone (10/19/2012) [-]
**rageone rolls 15**
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User avatar #393 to #224 - kevinzheng (10/19/2012) [-]
**kevinzheng rolls 5** Are you telling the truth?
User avatar #229 to #224 - dstar (10/19/2012) [-]
**dstar rolls 4**
can I have something to eat?
User avatar #230 to #229 - dstar (10/19/2012) [-]
**dstar rolls 0**
can I have something to eat?
#264 to #230 - fukkentyranitar (10/19/2012) [-]
You heard the conch..
User avatar #237 to #230 - dstar (10/19/2012) [-]
**dstar rolls 2**
can I have something to eat?
User avatar #246 to #237 - megamaiden (10/19/2012) [-]
Dude, you are not getting anything to eat, just stop.... okaay...
User avatar #239 to #237 - dstar (10/19/2012) [-]
**dstar rolls 1**
can I have something to eat?
User avatar #242 to #239 - dstar (10/19/2012) [-]
**dstar rolls 7**
Good. Now can I have 100%
#387 to #242 - gersonalvat ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
**gersonalvat rolls 2** Can I ask a question?
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User avatar #289 to #224 - letmetellyouastory (10/19/2012) [-]
**letmetellyouastory rolls 8** GOD DAMN IT CONCH, SHOULD I FAP TODAY?
#488 - santisimamuerte (10/19/2012) [-]
I know the female in that photo.

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WANT HER FACEBOOK?
#491 to #488 - winningwithcocain (10/19/2012) [-]
make sure you punch her in the face next time you see her for liking the scum of the earth
#492 to #491 - santisimamuerte (10/19/2012) [-]
Will do.
Will do.
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#494 to #488 - amandatoddd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#496 to #494 - santisimamuerte (10/19/2012) [-]
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!
ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!
#436 - winningwithcocain (10/19/2012) [-]
Thanks for #1 on the front page you guys!!
#1 - alexdevlin (10/18/2012) [-]
OP: GR-AAAAMMMM'E'-RRRRRR
OP: GR-AAAAMMMM'E'-RRRRRR
User avatar #433 - gaboya (10/19/2012) [-]
Spongebob obviously didn't give the shell 100%.
#437 to #433 - winningwithcocain (10/19/2012) [-]
It was squidward btw
#438 to #437 - anon (10/19/2012) [-]
Yellow arm
User avatar #481 to #438 - zombieginger (10/19/2012) [-]
Squidward with yellow fever?
#520 - evantheboss (10/19/2012) [-]
The guy in that picture
#530 to #520 - santisimamuerte (10/19/2012) [-]
The female also,I know her in real life.
The female also,I know her in real life.
#508 - allnamesexist (10/19/2012) [-]
**allnamesexist rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Not a single fuck was given that day **

shell's face when
#510 to #508 - grotto (10/19/2012) [-]
**grotto rolled a random image posted in comment #273284 at Anime & Manga ** shell...
User avatar #92 - crampers (10/18/2012) [-]
Blimey i thought it ment the petroleum company
#500 - jopea (10/19/2012) [-]
**jopea rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at Teletubies ** can i please have 1000%?
User avatar #513 to #500 - axb (10/19/2012) [-]
Relevant roll?
#498 - darthacerbus (10/19/2012) [-]
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