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The store

The Husband Stare
A brand new store has just
opened in New York City
that sells Husbands.
When semen to cheese
a husband, they have to follow
the at the entrance:
Wan may visit this stare
There are it floors and the same
of the products increase as ttm. l
ascend the flights. lieu may choose
any item from a particular floor
er may cheese ta up ta the next floor,
but you CANNOT m back dawn
except ta exit the "
So, a Iceman gees ta
the Husband Stare ta find is husband.
The ist floor sign reads:
Hear I - These men have jabs.
The End Hear sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Haw if obs and use Kids.
The rrd ‘Hear sign reads:
Hear 3 - These men Have Jobs,
use Kids and are extremely wad leaking.
Wen," she thinks, but feels compelled
ta keep gain}
She gees ta the tth floor and
the sign reads:
Floor It - These men Haw Jobs,
use Kids, are
eood Leaking and Help with ,
mercy me!" she exclaims,
I can hardly stand itl"
Still, she gees ta the tth Hear
and the sign reads:
Hear 5 - These men Haw Jobs,
use Kids, are Gorgeous,
help with Housework and
Have A Streng Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted ta stay,
but she gees ta the can Hear
and the sign reads:
Hear 6 - the are sisiter 31, 456,
ta this floor, There are m men an this fhmw.
This fkmr exists solely as
proof that lumen are impossible to please.
Thank we fer shopping at the Husband Smell!
Te avoid gender bias charges,
the stares earner wens a New Wises Stare
just acre's the street.
The sst Hear has masses who love sex.
The End Hear has Wises
law sex and use mew.
The rrd through tth floors
have naser been visited.
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Submitted: 10/18/2012
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#4 - jaxok (10/19/2012) [-]
I don´t think it is about woman not being pleased with what they get, it is just basic human curiosity to get to know what is on the 6th floor.
#5 to #4 - facepalmftw (10/19/2012) [-]
Right, because it's obvious that all those women would be perfectly fine with having a husband who: 1)has a job, 2) loves kids, 3) is extremely good looking. The ONLY reason they ALL keep going is for curiosity.
User avatar #9 to #5 - tastycrisps (10/19/2012) [-]
Obviously not. But(as an example) if you were gonna buy a product for $100 and you see a better version of it also for the same price, you'll get the better one. Why settle for the worse product when you could have the better one? But yes, women should learn to lower their expectations.
#12 to #9 - facepalmftw (10/19/2012) [-]
But if someone told me, "In this box is either a better one, or nothing." I would certainly settle for the one that works just fine.
User avatar #13 to #12 - tastycrisps (10/19/2012) [-]
But I'm pretty sure the women were unaware that the 6th floor held no men.
#14 to #13 - facepalmftw (10/19/2012) [-]
I have no suitable response, and don't really want to continue this frivolous discourse. So here is a half-assed reason as to why I am ceasing to converse with you on this topic...
#8 - kirkbot ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
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wow, I haven't seen dis ***** in a while
User avatar #2 - imakejewburgers (10/18/2012) [-]
I get what this is trying to say, but let's be honest with ourselves. If any of us were given the opportunity to go to a store like this not one of us would stop before we got to the top floor.
User avatar #10 - mrgoodbunny (10/19/2012) [-]
Based on human nature, if things get better the higher you go, your going to ******* go higher.

This joke sounds like it's from the 50's.
#1 - moofiefoof (10/18/2012) [-]
made me laugh, have a thumb
#11 - iliealot (10/19/2012) [-]
didnt read
User avatar #7 - makedonski (10/19/2012) [-]
This store has been brand new since every website used comic sans. (the 90s)
User avatar #6 - remsaman ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
go to floor 5.
get husband.
go to next floor.
#3 - iibulldog (10/18/2012) [-]
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