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User avatar #1 - Protagonistism (10/18/2012) [+] (29 replies)
Consider other survivors as threats.
User avatar #2 to #1 - CRosBY (10/18/2012) [-]
Especially if your playing dayz
#52 - bulletcatcher (10/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My survival tactic.
#21 - bonersoup (10/18/2012) [-]
I would never cook out of a skillet that i used to kill zombies with...   
(pic related: best way to kill zombies)
I would never cook out of a skillet that i used to kill zombies with...
(pic related: best way to kill zombies)
#138 - murphslaw (10/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #19 - acar (10/18/2012) [+] (28 replies)
What would your ultimate zombie defense vehicle be? Mine would be the Jeep Rubicon with some machine guns (mounted like in Death Race on the Mustang). Upgrades to driving would include Mattracks so terrain wouldn't be an issue. The rear seat would be removed and replaced with a place to sleep and some simple provisions. At the rear would be a place for a gunner (my bro) with a machine gun/rocket launcher turret (7.62 caliber and 45mm shells). Fogs lights and winch to finish her off.
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#58 - Nullifier (10/18/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Anybody want to have some fun?
Go to choiceofgames.com/zombie
Enjoy

Also, Rainbow Dash because **** you, that's why
#18 - antagonizer (10/18/2012) [-]
Mfw zombie apocalypse.
Mfw zombie apocalypse.
#125 - mylifeasacomic (10/19/2012) [-]
mfw my name is Brian :(
#135 - drewbridge (10/19/2012) [+] (17 replies)
5 seventeen ounce water bottles, 3 cans of soup
2 bandannas
1 hunting knife, 1 switchblade knife
6 pen flares
1 LED headlight
1 pen, 1 marker
4 small pepper packets
2 oral rehydration salts, 1 all purpose sterile stainless steel surgical blade, 1 vaseline gauze package, 1 basic field dressing, 2 medium ziplock bags, 2 sterile gauze bandages, 1 long sterile bandage wrap
1 pair of earplugs
1 general purpose hunting knife
1 small axe soap gel
1 all purpose swiss army knife /w carring case
16 matches with strike pad
1 pair sunglasses
1 stick deodorant
1 small tissue container
1 pair binoculars
19 count 12 gauge birdshot shells
1 count 1 oz slug
1 claymore satchel bag, 1 all purpose carryon bag, 1 small backpack, 1 military grade 1980's era steel pot, 1 Israeli NATO standard 40mm gas mask, Stoeger 12 gauge double barrel shotgun
1 Weatherproof sleeping bag
25 iodine pills, can cleanse up to 25 gallons of water


I've since added: more effective gauze, sleeping bag, change of clothes and a Kukri (curved blade machete).
User avatar #166 to #135 - largilloquent (10/19/2012) [-]
just thinking outloud here but, less knives ( 2 should suffice) and i would think investing in a silenced weapon would be great, cause imagine this, 5 zombies rush you, 1 - 3 shots could easily down them all, but what if 100 zombies are in the 1 km vicinity? now they know where to look D:
also as much as i hate to say it, deoderant and shampoo would likely be a bad thing, if they track based off smell, smelling like flowers in a city would be a "dead" giveaway

sorry for the lame pun
#129 - ohhitheree ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
Flashlight wouldn't do **** to a zombie. They'd just keep on going.
User avatar #161 - scarletspider (10/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
The 3 basic needs for survival are:
Shelter
Food
Water


In a zombie apocalypse, I would head for an offshore oil carrier.
SHELTER: Even if the zombies could manage to swim, they wouldn't be able to climb the legs of the oil rig after I remove all the staircases/ladders 'n **** .
FOOD: They are stocked with enough food and water to last 100 people for almost 3 months, due to hurricanes 'n **** . You could also grow crops on the deck, and fish for more eatin.
WATER: You are also surrounded by an ocean of water, which you can desalinize through evaporation on the deck of the carrier as well. 'n **** .

However, the most appealing aspect of the offshore oil drilling rig is by far the ability to drill oil for a virtually infinite supply of electricity. ENTERTAINMENT.
User avatar #137 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
I would hate for a zombie apocalypse simply because the only people that would have guns here in Australia are criminals and cops.
User avatar #62 - opiethepug (10/19/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Some things I'd like to point out:
-Playing cards are actually a good idea. Boredom can lead to insanity.
-Use headphones when using a radio. Always.
-DO NOT EVER use a cast-iron skillet for killing zombies. If any trace of the zombie-causing virus, Solanum, is ingested, you will become a zombie. There is no known cure for reanimation.
-Shining a flashlight in a zombie's face will do nothing but waste valuable time.
-A trip wire alarm, when triggered, will only attract more zombies.
-DO NOT EVER use a cast-iron skillet for killing zombies.

General suggestions:
-Use suppressed weapons.
-Never use fire to kill zombies. Zombies on fire will only set anything they touch aflame.
-.22 rifles, preferably hunting ones, are the best weapons to kill zombies. Lightweight ammo, and it is plentiful wherever guns or ammunition are sold.
-Schools, believe or not, are one of the best places to set up camp.
-Avoid hospitals, churches, and police stations.
-DO NOT USE MOTOR VEHICLES.

If you have any questions on how to fight the horde, feel free to ask.
User avatar #189 - nerdicorn (03/06/2013) [-]
Im already one step ahead of you, I already have calluses >:D
User avatar #130 - toastwarriornog (10/19/2012) [-]
I would be good at swinging an object at a zombie's head if its all about following through. I play tennis.

Not that anyone cares.
#120 - jeengak (10/19/2012) [-]
saints row the third gave me all the training i need for a zombie out break lol
User avatar #116 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
What is mole skin, and what does surrounding the blister do?
Why not carry band-aids, or at least gauze and tape and cover it?
User avatar #92 - lunchablespizza (10/19/2012) [+] (8 replies)
You didn't really mention the importance of clothing. The right clothes means life or death. For example, is someone is wearing a sweater vs a leather motorcycle jacket, the jacket is much more effective in keeping you alive. Zombies will chew through a cotton sweater in seconds, but a leather jacket designed to keep you alive in car crashes is much more durable, and while you might get bruised, I doubt a zombie could bite through and infect you. Same with pants, jeans and cargo pants are much better than shorts or jogging pants. And skirts are just stupid (sorry HOTD fans). Also headgear like motorcycle helmets or paintball masks can keep zombie blood from getting on your face if you go melee.

TL;DR the clothes make the man
#60 - smittywrbmnjnsn (10/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW I have all of those things, practice all of those skills
and am still one of the only people afraid of a zombie apocalypse.
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