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User avatar #1 - Protagonistism (10/18/2012) [-]
Consider other survivors as threats.
User avatar #2 to #1 - CRosBY (10/18/2012) [-]
Especially if your playing dayz
User avatar #3 to #2 - Protagonistism (10/18/2012) [-]
Dayz pretty much is the closest thing to what a zombie Apocalypse would be like.
User avatar #4 to #3 - CRosBY (10/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, there is no way that **** will ever happen anywhere but the former soviet republic. lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - Protagonistism (10/18/2012) [-]
Plus, running around forever is not a very good plan, you enter a new terrain or area your pretty much on someones turf. Better have good social skills.
User avatar #6 to #5 - CRosBY (10/18/2012) [-]
And you'll get tired as **** .
User avatar #7 to #6 - Protagonistism (10/18/2012) [-]
I reckon a Ship would be good, hard to board for survivors and zombies. And/Or a docking yard, stack the shipping containers around the outside to form a wall.
User avatar #9 to #7 - CRosBY (10/18/2012) [-]
Id probably just board up my house, lol.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Protagonistism (10/18/2012) [-]
To weak, plus people search house to house. And it's burnable, and can decay in time. Steel takes much longer and is stronger, also easy to secure.
User avatar #11 to #10 - CRosBY (10/18/2012) [-]
I was thinking about it and i think i could set it up to be pretty legit. I live out past the suburbs so i wont really have a problem with being to close to the all the danger. After a couple of weeks i can maybe "barrow" my dead neighbors truck and probably go out to find a lumber yard and fix the place up. Hell i can drive a back hoe, i could probably entrench that bitch.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Protagonistism (10/18/2012) [-]
Steel door and beams installed to house, and concrete bricks :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - CRosBY (10/18/2012) [-]
Even hard wood would go along way.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Protagonistism (10/18/2012) [-]
You want a wooden coffin, or a fortress?
User avatar #15 to #14 - CRosBY (10/18/2012) [-]
I dont see zombie or people breaking through hard wood easily, especially not if its meant to keep them out, plus if im doing this solo im not realistically dealing with heavy steel doors.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Protagonistism (10/18/2012) [-]
Wood burns mate, if other people can't come in, they'll get you to come out.
User avatar #17 to #16 - CRosBY (10/18/2012) [-]
Well i doubt anyone would just stroll up and kill me for no reason, if they want my stuff the wont burn it.
User avatar #67 to #17 - Protagonistism (10/19/2012) [-]
they can smoke you out, when you run out of oxygen *dead*.
User avatar #82 to #67 - CRosBY (10/19/2012) [-]
How?
User avatar #85 to #82 - Protagonistism (10/19/2012) [-]
smoke or exhaust flumes. (For exhaust flumes use a pipe and make a hole in the wall of the house or something.)
User avatar #87 to #85 - CRosBY (10/19/2012) [-]
I think thats a very specific situation though, and if people trying to suffocate me becomes that big of a deal im sure i can work out some means air conditioning.
User avatar #88 to #87 - Protagonistism (10/19/2012) [-]
Good man, but remember when food gets low, people will go to extremes to get it.
#70 to #3 - John Cena (10/19/2012) [-]
I'm not sure. Players are killing survivors for fun. That's probably not going to happen as frequent in dayz as in real life, if there's ever going to be a zombie apocalypse.

And yes, I'm being a cunt.
User avatar #72 to #70 - Protagonistism (10/19/2012) [-]
KK anon here thumb.
User avatar #22 to #3 - finni (10/18/2012) [-]
Yeah... zombies hitting you through walls and having no respect for newtons laws.
Just wait until the War Z comes out. THEN we'll see some real zombie apocalypse

but DayZ still is pretty awesome
#69 to #2 - John Cena (10/19/2012) [-]
War Z is pissing me off right now :c
User avatar #80 to #69 - CRosBY (10/19/2012) [-]
Is it any good?
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User avatar #179 to #139 - CRosBY (10/19/2012) [-]
Looks interesting.
#81 to #2 - LemonGenocide (10/19/2012) [-]
do you know if any ways to dl it for free?


if you dont mind
User avatar #83 to #81 - CRosBY (10/19/2012) [-]
No, sorry, the only way to get it is with the Combined Operations pack for 30$. Maybe you could find some way to access private servers with a torrented version though.
#52 - bulletcatcher (10/18/2012) [-]
My survival tactic.
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#188 to #52 - erenahmed (01/28/2013) [-]
This is a reference from killing floor (game)
#71 to #52 - vukzgbl (10/19/2012) [-]
Killing floor
#21 - bonersoup (10/18/2012) [-]
I would never cook out of a skillet that i used to kill zombies with...   
(pic related: best way to kill zombies)
I would never cook out of a skillet that i used to kill zombies with...
(pic related: best way to kill zombies)
#143 to #138 - CaptainObviious (10/19/2012) [-]
Bitch, please.
#58 - Nullifier (10/18/2012) [-]
Anybody want to have some fun?
Go to choiceofgames.com/zombie
Enjoy

Also, Rainbow Dash because **** you, that's why
User avatar #73 to #58 - bakonforall (10/19/2012) [-]
I cant stop playing now.
User avatar #181 to #73 - Nullifier (10/19/2012) [-]
It's addicting, isn't it? I like Dragon too, personally
User avatar #183 to #181 - bakonforall (10/20/2012) [-]
dragon?
User avatar #184 to #183 - Nullifier (10/20/2012) [-]
choiceofgames.com/dragon

pretty fun. good luck getting a mate.
#86 to #58 - Magnisethered (10/19/2012) [-]
This is awesome. I wish I could give you more than one thumb
User avatar #182 to #86 - Nullifier (10/19/2012) [-]
I wish you could too ;)

Fun stuff, though, for cereal.
User avatar #59 to #58 - Nullifier (10/19/2012) [-]
If URL is removed, that's choice of games [dot] com / zombie
User avatar #63 to #59 - vukzgbl (10/19/2012) [-]
its awesome
tyosvm for this game
User avatar #180 to #63 - Nullifier (10/19/2012) [-]
<3
#18 - antagonizer (10/18/2012) [-]
Mfw zombie apocalypse.
Mfw zombie apocalypse.
#125 - mylifeasacomic (10/19/2012) [-]
mfw my name is Brian :(
#129 - ohhitheree (10/19/2012) [-]
Flashlight wouldn't do **** to a zombie. They'd just keep on going.
User avatar #161 - scarletspider (10/19/2012) [-]
The 3 basic needs for survival are:
Shelter
Food
Water


In a zombie apocalypse, I would head for an offshore oil carrier.
SHELTER: Even if the zombies could manage to swim, they wouldn't be able to climb the legs of the oil rig after I remove all the staircases/ladders 'n **** .
FOOD: They are stocked with enough food and water to last 100 people for almost 3 months, due to hurricanes 'n **** . You could also grow crops on the deck, and fish for more eatin.
WATER: You are also surrounded by an ocean of water, which you can desalinize through evaporation on the deck of the carrier as well. 'n **** .

However, the most appealing aspect of the offshore oil drilling rig is by far the ability to drill oil for a virtually infinite supply of electricity. ENTERTAINMENT.
User avatar #175 to #161 - ilovetocuddle (10/19/2012) [-]
I thought you were going to say you could drink ocean water. That would be quite funny, the perfect plan, the stupidest death.
User avatar #165 to #161 - largilloquent (10/19/2012) [-]
now the hard part, getting there after a sudden outbreak. and loneliness
#172 to #165 - SuperBobbis (10/19/2012) [-]
How you deal with your loneliness
How you deal with your loneliness
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User avatar #137 - breakfastskippa (10/19/2012) [-]
I would hate for a zombie apocalypse simply because the only people that would have guns here in Australia are criminals and cops.
User avatar #62 - opiethepug (10/19/2012) [-]
Some things I'd like to point out:
-Playing cards are actually a good idea. Boredom can lead to insanity.
-Use headphones when using a radio. Always.
-DO NOT EVER use a cast-iron skillet for killing zombies. If any trace of the zombie-causing virus, Solanum, is ingested, you will become a zombie. There is no known cure for reanimation.
-Shining a flashlight in a zombie's face will do nothing but waste valuable time.
-A trip wire alarm, when triggered, will only attract more zombies.
-DO NOT EVER use a cast-iron skillet for killing zombies.

General suggestions:
-Use suppressed weapons.
-Never use fire to kill zombies. Zombies on fire will only set anything they touch aflame.
-.22 rifles, preferably hunting ones, are the best weapons to kill zombies. Lightweight ammo, and it is plentiful wherever guns or ammunition are sold.
-Schools, believe or not, are one of the best places to set up camp.
-Avoid hospitals, churches, and police stations.
-DO NOT USE MOTOR VEHICLES.

If you have any questions on how to fight the horde, feel free to ask.
User avatar #64 to #62 - iaminfactawizard (10/19/2012) [-]
Shotguns:

Effective close range suppression, or waste of precious ammo?
User avatar #65 to #64 - opiethepug (10/19/2012) [-]
Shotguns have the stopping power to stop a zombie in its tracks.
For a few moments.
However, shotguns have been designed to maim, dismember, and destroy vital organs.
These would be fatal to any human, but a zombie requires a headshot to kill. With shotguns, this means getting close, which almost always alerts the zombie to your presence. This is very dangerous, and in combat situations, blowing a zombie's head off has proven to be quite difficult.
That said, shotguns can be used to dispose of zombies that have been "handicapped" by previous zombie hunting raids.

Verdict:
If you're going zombie hunting, leave the shotgun behind.
#84 to #62 - alawabidingcitizen (10/19/2012) [-]
Believe it or not, I agree with pretty much everything you brought up; I even have a personalized manual for lasting a zombie apocalypse that I wrote myself (something to upload?). I only have one small disagreement with you; rifles are a good thing to have, especially because close quarters combat is something to be avoided in this situation, but they are a bit cumbersome in my opinion. Personally, I'd forgo (forego?) the rifles and stock up on smaller arms, which, for the most part, means pistols. Now I know people that play Left 4 Dead are thinking &quot;well, if i'm gonna use a pistol, it's gonna be a big one, like a .44 bulldog or something.&quot; Well, high caliber pistols are hard to come by and have intense recoil, plus, you don't need to blow the damn thing's head off, you just need to hit the brain once or twice (Zombieland: Double Tap). Not to mention smaller caliber ammunition is easier to come by, lighter, and, depending on the gun, smaller caliber pistols generally have larger clips, so you can afford to take a second shot to bring your target down. This, plus the fact that they  are more easily carried (and concealed against other humans who &quot;don't work well with others&quot;) than rifles, at the cost of accuracy at a distance, makes them a huge asset.   
But again, this is my opinion, and, personally, it would be great to run into someone as well prepared as you during the Zombie Apocalypse. Keep in touch.
Believe it or not, I agree with pretty much everything you brought up; I even have a personalized manual for lasting a zombie apocalypse that I wrote myself (something to upload?). I only have one small disagreement with you; rifles are a good thing to have, especially because close quarters combat is something to be avoided in this situation, but they are a bit cumbersome in my opinion. Personally, I'd forgo (forego?) the rifles and stock up on smaller arms, which, for the most part, means pistols. Now I know people that play Left 4 Dead are thinking "well, if i'm gonna use a pistol, it's gonna be a big one, like a .44 bulldog or something." Well, high caliber pistols are hard to come by and have intense recoil, plus, you don't need to blow the damn thing's head off, you just need to hit the brain once or twice (Zombieland: Double Tap). Not to mention smaller caliber ammunition is easier to come by, lighter, and, depending on the gun, smaller caliber pistols generally have larger clips, so you can afford to take a second shot to bring your target down. This, plus the fact that they are more easily carried (and concealed against other humans who "don't work well with others") than rifles, at the cost of accuracy at a distance, makes them a huge asset.
But again, this is my opinion, and, personally, it would be great to run into someone as well prepared as you during the Zombie Apocalypse. Keep in touch.
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User avatar #114 to #62 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
- Only use a single headphone, keep one ear alert
- He never said to cook with the skillet - It is still a blunt weapon that is better than nothing in an emergency
- The trip wire, is probably for a choke point, like when you are in a building, you have all but 2 escape routes blocked, set the trip wire at the end of the hallway so you have time to close the opening.

- Suppressors can be hard to come by in countries other than the USA
- .22 rifles are still unwieldy and not as accurate at long range since it is lighter, it is more affected by wind
- School are not good, most of the food is frozen or fresh, meaning that for the first week it might be good, then once the power goes out, that all will start rotting, it is a good place to collect supplies, tools from the auto/machine shops, books from the library (just be careful not to set off alarms) no to mention in the first few days, students will flee, and some will stay, then those students will try and flee gradually, also, most highschools have what 1000+ students, colleges/universities have thousands of students, and are usually in urban/suburban areas meaning that they are going to have lots of undead around them.
- Police stations could be useful, it's just being weary of other people with the same idea
- Depending on how much gas, motor vehicles can be useful, if I am trying to travel the 50 km from my school to my farm, I am stealing a truck and going through peoples backyards and fields, which is going to be much more efficient than spending a day and a half walking and hiding, the trick is trying to not run zombies over, so the condition last as long as possible, and avoiding major roads, take back roads and side streets/ backyards and fields as I mentioned above.
User avatar #176 to #114 - opiethepug (10/19/2012) [-]
Using a skillet as a weapon would be more likely to get you killed than just running away.
User avatar #178 to #176 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
Once again, better than nothing in some situation, if you are cornered in a kitchen, grab that skillet if it's all you can grab.
#185 to #178 - Skillet (10/20/2012) [-]
Should I be worried? ._.
User avatar #186 to #185 - Crusader (10/21/2012) [-]
Depends, how well can you kill zombies?
User avatar #75 to #62 - falloutfanatic (10/19/2012) [-]
you my good man are the only other person I've ever met that has known the essential facts behind zombie safety... thumb for your knowledge good sir
User avatar #77 to #75 - opiethepug (10/19/2012) [-]
Yes, most people who try to do what they see on L4D or The Walking Dead will be the first to die when the zombies rise.
User avatar #79 to #77 - falloutfanatic (10/19/2012) [-]
I take all my knowledge from max brookes zombie survival guide and world war z.... 2 of my favorite books
User avatar #189 - nerdicorn (03/06/2013) [-]
Im already one step ahead of you, I already have calluses >:D
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User avatar #130 - toastwarriornog (10/19/2012) [-]
I would be good at swinging an object at a zombie's head if its all about following through. I play tennis.

Not that anyone cares.
#120 - jeengak (10/19/2012) [-]
saints row the third gave me all the training i need for a zombie out break lol
User avatar #116 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
What is mole skin, and what does surrounding the blister do?
Why not carry band-aids, or at least gauze and tape and cover it?
User avatar #117 to #116 - opieman (10/19/2012) [-]
moleskin is soft and breathable, so if you surround ablister with it, it will prevent it fromgetting worse and let it start to heal.
User avatar #118 to #117 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
Is it actually a mole's hide though, or is it just a nickname?
User avatar #121 to #118 - opieman (10/19/2012) [-]
apparently it feels like mole's skin, though I don't know if that's true or not, but no, it's basically a fuzzy bandaid
User avatar #123 to #116 - mrtwilightsparkle (10/19/2012) [-]
Mole skin is just a nickname. And band aids are not recommended at all, as they cause further friction on the blister, while mole skin is like a comfortable second skin.
User avatar #92 - lunchablespizza (10/19/2012) [-]
You didn't really mention the importance of clothing. The right clothes means life or death. For example, is someone is wearing a sweater vs a leather motorcycle jacket, the jacket is much more effective in keeping you alive. Zombies will chew through a cotton sweater in seconds, but a leather jacket designed to keep you alive in car crashes is much more durable, and while you might get bruised, I doubt a zombie could bite through and infect you. Same with pants, jeans and cargo pants are much better than shorts or jogging pants. And skirts are just stupid (sorry HOTD fans). Also headgear like motorcycle helmets or paintball masks can keep zombie blood from getting on your face if you go melee.

TL;DR the clothes make the man
User avatar #95 to #92 - lunchablespizza (10/19/2012) [-]
Also get a better weapon than a damn cast iron pot. Why would you cook with something you use to bash a zombies head in. Most common household item that could be used against a zombie is like a baseball bat or a shovel. If youre lucky you have something like a machete or a camping axe, but you need to make sure you have a whet stone. And if youre very lucky, you have some sort of like legit katana or european sword that wont break with a single swing, though whetstone still needed, or you own a gun. But if you live in a place like I do, where barely anyone owns guns, or you live in a country like England or Japan, where owning guns are next to impossible, prepare for melee battles.
User avatar #96 to #95 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2012) [-]
I have a 14 inch bowie knife, it's pretty much a machete, just sturdier.
User avatar #99 to #96 - lunchablespizza (10/19/2012) [-]
nice. I have a 12 ince survival knife which can do some damage, along with a hatchet, 2 fake katanas, and a spartan sword i got from comiccon. The katanas are useless, but the spartan sword is actually pretty sturdy and if i sharpened it, it would pretty much be a huge machete, though im still skeptical on how it would actually do
User avatar #103 to #99 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2012) [-]
Hit an old wood broomhandle with it. If it goes through, it's sturdy enough to do some damage. I don't doubt my Bowie knife, it's heavy, the metal is strong, and it's sharp.
User avatar #100 to #92 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
Honestly, you don't want to get a parka, once you get working in something heavy, like a winter jacket, you start sweating, then you take it off to cool down, catch a cold, develop pneumonia.
Honestly, you want to layer. Undershirt, t shirt, hoodie (zip-up preferably) and then a leather jacket.
If you start getting really hot, take off the jacket, un-zip the hoodie, but you still are keeping your heat, while cooling off slowly.
Have a hoodie so not only can you have a hood for when it starts to get cold, but also, in those situation where you are having to hide in bushes or brush, it's nice to not have to worry about things tickling the inside of your ears.

The only downside to the hoodie it that there is a hood for people to grab, but in that same thought, you don't have to worry about losing your hat, not to mention it gives some measure of neck protection.
User avatar #106 to #100 - lunchablespizza (10/19/2012) [-]
that is true, I didn't think about weather conditions too much with clothes. And the converse of what you said is true. If you live in a hot area like California or Texas, running around in a leather jacket will dehydrate you very quickly and possibly give you heat stroke.

So for hot climates i would say keep the leather jacket, but there is no immediate danger of zombies, use a comfortable t shirt instead. But that is riskier in case of an ambush
User avatar #107 to #106 - Crusader (10/19/2012) [-]
In warmer areas, you need to leave, those areas are usually teaming with people and such, and those people are usually leaner than people in the north.
Honestly, get a pair of kevlar gloves, and this is going to sound strange, get a leather jacket, and take only the sleeves, keep the parts over the shoulders to connect them, you have arm protection, as for you midsection, if something gets that close, it doesn't matter what you wear, it would probably get you.
User avatar #119 to #92 - mrtwilightsparkle (10/19/2012) [-]
Actually, a combination of almost everything would be best. Sure, a leather jacket is good for safety, but you really need layers above all else. Layers are best for all weather occasions, and a HUGE thing is material. Leather would actually be a poor choice, because it is only useful when you can take care of it, and is useless when it gets wet and cracks. You want durable, lightweight, and quick-drying. Wool and Polypro is usually the best when it comes to undergarments.
#60 - smittywrbmnjnsn (10/19/2012) [-]
MFW I have all of those things, practice all of those skills
and am still one of the only people afraid of a zombie apocalypse.
User avatar #76 to #60 - falloutfanatic (10/19/2012) [-]
my friend i am TERRIFIED of the zombie apocalypse... the complete collapse of civilization and all the luxuries we have, the deaths of so many billions of people, the destruction of so many works of art.... it truly would be a new dark age
User avatar #19 - acar (10/18/2012) [-]
What would your ultimate zombie defense vehicle be? Mine would be the Jeep Rubicon with some machine guns (mounted like in Death Race on the Mustang). Upgrades to driving would include Mattracks so terrain wouldn't be an issue. The rear seat would be removed and replaced with a place to sleep and some simple provisions. At the rear would be a place for a gunner (my bro) with a machine gun/rocket launcher turret (7.62 caliber and 45mm shells). Fogs lights and winch to finish her off.
User avatar #20 to #19 - opiethepug (10/18/2012) [-]
>vehicle running on fuel
>implying gas stations still work
>implying roads would be clear
>implying vehicles don't need maintenance
>implying zombies from miles away wouldn't converge on your position from the sound of an engine running
>implying cars can get in tight spaces

I'll take some stuff from your rotting corpse after you hit a zombie and swerve into a tree.
User avatar #23 to #20 - acar (10/18/2012) [-]
>implying i didn't stock up on gas beforehand (and still, you would be able to get gas out of the pumps one way or another)
>implying i would use the roads
>implying i don't know how to fix my own car
User avatar #25 to #23 - opiethepug (10/18/2012) [-]
>implying you'd find parts for your car
>implying driving offroad is safe
>implying your flammable car full of gas would be explosion proof
>implying bandits/raiders wouldn't just throw a molotov on your car and blow it up

At least explosions are quick and painless. From what I've heard, at least. Burning alive isn't too fun, though.
User avatar #26 to #25 - acar (10/18/2012) [-]
>implying there aren't a **** load of abandoned vehicles to salvage from (personal experience has shown me Jeeps are very common vehicles)
>driving off road is safe if you're not a complete retard
>where is said explosion going to come from?
>fire extinguishers.
User avatar #29 to #26 - opiethepug (10/18/2012) [-]
>implying each vehicle runs perfectly and has an ample supply of fuel
>driving offroad is never safe
>i already said that
>implying you would have time to put out your car when there are multiple zombies in the vicinity
User avatar #32 to #29 - acar (10/18/2012) [-]
>i will take the parts i need from them. they may have been sitting for a while but with some fixin up they should be fine.
>i've been offroading hundreds of times in my jeep grand cherokee, never once had a problem. true there is more risk than being on a road,
>apologize
>bro riding shotgun would take care of that
User avatar #33 to #32 - opiethepug (10/18/2012) [-]
>implying finding specific parts for your vehicle from a graveyard of thousands of cars on a highway is easy and fast and won't leave you vulnerable to "silent" zombies
>the more you do something without problems, the more likely it is that the next time you do it, you will have a problem
>implying you would stay in your car while it burned
>implying a machine gun rocket launcher is legal and easily obtainable
>implying the national guard wouldn't perceive your car as a threat and swiftly kill you
User avatar #34 to #33 - acar (10/18/2012) [-]
>i already said that jeeps are very common, i see them a lot every single day
>agreed, murphy's law and wahtnot. But for the time being i've been fine
>i would keep driving, yes
>i could make a rocket launcher quite easily, millions of video instructions. Fireworks for gunpowder are easily obtainable
>they would contact me by C.B Radio, a system that still works even if cell towers and satellites go down, and i would tell them i am a friendly.
User avatar #35 to #34 - opiethepug (10/18/2012) [-]
>implying you wouldn't be vulnerable to "silent" zombies
>really? you would stay inside of a burning, moving, noise-making metal coffin?
>implying the makeshift rocket launcher would not explode in your buddy's face
>implying they know you have a CB radio, and you have an intact, undamaged one, and tuned to the right frequency
User avatar #37 to #35 - acar (10/18/2012) [-]
>okay ffs "silent" zombies are supreme to every other life form.
>yes, if my friend could put the fire out fast enough
>there are designs that are very sturdy
>the military has ways. imagine this: we have the ability to see the world from pace (google earth) if something like that is available to the consumer market, imagine what the military has.
User avatar #39 to #37 - opiethepug (10/18/2012) [-]
>every other life form
>life form
>zombies are not alive

>good luck burning to death, hombre
>makeshift weapons are makeshift weapons and are usually illegal
>implying the military even has these systems
>implying they are undamaged
>implying they wouldn't just kill you just to be sure
>implying your guns wouldn't jam
>implying the car wouldn't suffer damage because of obstacles you wouldn't see because you're concentrating on killing zombies
User avatar #40 to #39 - acar (10/18/2012) [-]
>implying the zombie apocalypse happens at all.
User avatar #41 to #40 - opiethepug (10/18/2012) [-]
>implying it will never happen
User avatar #42 to #41 - acar (10/18/2012) [-]
>implying the world will make it past the implied 2012 end of the world
User avatar #43 to #42 - opiethepug (10/18/2012) [-]
>which is the zombie apocalypse
User avatar #44 to #43 - acar (10/18/2012) [-]
>implying the zombie apocalypse and 2012 are the same. 2012 could be a catastrophic event such as a meteor, volcano, earthquake, or something like that
User avatar #45 to #44 - opiethepug (10/18/2012) [-]
>or the zombie apocalypse
User avatar #46 to #45 - acar (10/18/2012) [-]
>i think we reached the end of this. damn that's a lot of purple lines
#47 to #46 - opiethepug (10/18/2012) [-]
>i highly, highly recommend you read this amazing book
>www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Prot
User avatar #48 to #47 - acar (10/18/2012) [-]
>i have read it, and i like it.
User avatar #38 to #37 - acar (10/18/2012) [-]
from *space*
User avatar #56 to #20 - bench (10/18/2012) [-]
gotta admit i ******* lol'd one thumb for you hahha
#134 to #19 - newborn (10/19/2012) [-]
50 ft. sailboat. bye bye zombies, im in the ocean now!
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User avatar #27 to #24 - opiethepug (10/18/2012) [-]
I would go with the bike. Lightweight, near silent, and man-powered. It can run if you can run.
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User avatar #30 to #28 - opiethepug (10/18/2012) [-]
Can you shoot on skates?
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#135 - drewbridge (10/19/2012) [-]
5 seventeen ounce water bottles, 3 cans of soup
2 bandannas
1 hunting knife, 1 switchblade knife
6 pen flares
1 LED headlight
1 pen, 1 marker
4 small pepper packets
2 oral rehydration salts, 1 all purpose sterile stainless steel surgical blade, 1 vaseline gauze package, 1 basic field dressing, 2 medium ziplock bags, 2 sterile gauze bandages, 1 long sterile bandage wrap
1 pair of earplugs
1 general purpose hunting knife
1 small axe soap gel
1 all purpose swiss army knife /w carring case
16 matches with strike pad
1 pair sunglasses
1 stick deodorant
1 small tissue container
1 pair binoculars
19 count 12 gauge birdshot shells
1 count 1 oz slug
1 claymore satchel bag, 1 all purpose carryon bag, 1 small backpack, 1 military grade 1980's era steel pot, 1 Israeli NATO standard 40mm gas mask, Stoeger 12 gauge double barrel shotgun
1 Weatherproof sleeping bag
25 iodine pills, can cleanse up to 25 gallons of water


I've since added: more effective gauze, sleeping bag, change of clothes and a Kukri (curved blade machete).
User avatar #142 to #135 - kvskwn (10/19/2012) [-]
Buy Managed Recoil 00 Buckshot. It's much stronger than Bird and it has impeccable follow up shots.
#145 to #142 - bazda (10/19/2012) [-]
....or you could not be a bitch and buy normal buckshot...
User avatar #148 to #145 - kvskwn (10/19/2012) [-]
Most LE Agencies use Managed Recoil 00 Buckshot. I wouldn't be calling anyone a bitch if I was on the other side of the barrel of a shotgun, and you wouldn't either, but if you wanna be a cowboy, go for it.
#149 to #148 - bazda (10/19/2012) [-]
LE agencies are not the be all end all when it comes to their equipment. They don't use stuff because it is the absolute best there is, they use it because it's cheap.

Personally for zombies I wouldn't even bother with buckshot. Slugs all day. I don't want zombies close enough for buckshot to be effective.
User avatar #150 to #149 - kvskwn (10/19/2012) [-]
But if you have both, you have a universal advantage.
#151 to #150 - bazda (10/19/2012) [-]
I disagree, even at close range slugs will do way more damage. On paper targets they leave a hole about the size of a dime. Not saying I wouldn't use buck, I've got tons of it, and it's not like I'm gonna NOT use it, but I'd prefer slugs.
User avatar #152 to #151 - kvskwn (10/19/2012) [-]
I mean I pack slugs as well, but in a situation like a home invasion, i will go with 00 buck.
#153 to #152 - bazda (10/19/2012) [-]
If I was using a shotgun for home defense I would too, there is a slight over penetration issue with slugs, lol
My first choice is my .45 full of +p hollow points though.
User avatar #156 to #153 - kvskwn (10/19/2012) [-]
I was just about to say that about Slugs, the penetration is a little to much for home defense.
User avatar #136 to #135 - drewbridge (10/19/2012) [-]
Also, a phone, 10feet of paracord, compass, Military grade shaving kit (containing more bandages, qtips, sewing materials, more string, gold bond, lotion, shaving supplies, hand sanitizer, a toothbrush, soap, toilet paper, chap-stick, fingernail clippers and forceps)


Probably some other **** I'm forgetting, but that's about it.
see you all in hell
#146 to #135 - bazda (10/19/2012) [-]
My advice: Add a **** ton more first aid, throw away your birdshot and replace with slugs, carry more than 20 rounds.

I can't tell what it is, but your fixed blade looks like garbage, advise you to make the investment on a high quality blade.
User avatar #154 to #146 - drewbridge (10/19/2012) [-]
I already have added more medical supplies, still working on getting more. Birdshot is all I have at the time, but I'd rather be using my high point 9mm carbine instead. I have rid of that knife since the picture was taken. It was total crap.
#155 to #154 - bazda (10/19/2012) [-]
Well in that case, good on you. Carry on...
User avatar #166 to #135 - largilloquent (10/19/2012) [-]
just thinking outloud here but, less knives ( 2 should suffice) and i would think investing in a silenced weapon would be great, cause imagine this, 5 zombies rush you, 1 - 3 shots could easily down them all, but what if 100 zombies are in the 1 km vicinity? now they know where to look D:
also as much as i hate to say it, deoderant and shampoo would likely be a bad thing, if they track based off smell, smelling like flowers in a city would be a "dead" giveaway

sorry for the lame pun
User avatar #167 to #166 - drewbridge (10/19/2012) [-]
I thought about the silencer, but it's a massive pain in the ass to get one for anything that's not an Ar-15.

Excellent point on the shampoo. I never really thought of that. Then again, if I smell like **** enough they may smell me.

Either way, I had better practice running...
User avatar #169 to #167 - largilloquent (10/19/2012) [-]
although its a waste of food, and not effective on somthing as loud as a shotgun, you can silence a pistol shot with a potato :D
User avatar #177 to #169 - drewbridge (10/19/2012) [-]
My friend said the exact same thing and I called him dumb.

Well, I guess if it's what the kids are into these days.......potatoes it is.
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