Someone Give This Guy A Medal!. . nun ' mhmhm, trime f RIMS nun tli, moi: 'nali' ii. I've been shot, heartbroken, frozen nearly to death, had around a 3% chance to survive my blood sugar being over 500, have diabetes and graves disease, depressi Someone Give This Guy A Medal! nun ' mhmhm trime f RIMS tli moi: 'nali' ii I've been shot heartbroken frozen nearly to death had around a 3% chance survive my blood sugar being over 500 have diabetes and graves disease depressi
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#33 - aulubear
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I've been shot, heartbroken, frozen nearly to death, had around a 3% chance to survive my blood sugar being over 500, have diabetes and graves disease, depression, and all sorts of things ******* up my head.

But look at this ******* cookie.

Look at it.

It's the size of my hand.
#587 to #33 - iamphoenix
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This morning, I poured a bowl of cereal. There was no milk.
User avatar #601 to #33 - dinonator
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i had a cold today.
#668 to #33 - sickpuppie
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I love you
I love you
User avatar #882 to #33 - roflstorm
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With all do respect my lord, i have also been heartbroken many, many times. But,
I have been stabbed with a sharp pencil numerous times, slashed with a fillet knife, hit by a car, broken and sprained both my ankles 2-3 times, severed my achillies tendon, had a frostbitten foot (hurray for skin grafts!). I also deal with severe A.D.D and paranoia. (my attention deficit self says **** my paranoid self loathes.)
but you know what?
I'm a ************ goalie for a Canada wide ball hockey league. And a damn good one at that.
Or was..... til i broken my ******* hand...
User avatar #205 to #33 - thijsofbodom
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my penis is only 4 inches
and I'm a black guy
#862 to #205 - Robrey
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I'm so sorry...
#234 to #205 - aulubear
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User avatar #44 to #33 - organiclead
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Wait, surviving a blood sugar over 500 is a feat now? I must be a ******* super hero then, since mine goes over 500 about once a month.
#60 to #44 - aulubear
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That would kill you.
#350 to #60 - slyve
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I guess that means I'd be dead for about a month by now. For anyone who doesn't understand simple German, it say "Over 600" because those things can only go up to 600.
User avatar #357 to #350 - aulubear
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:I

Over 600. You really should see a goddamn doctor. It's not healthy, and you should feel sick all the time, have severe pains in parts of your body, and possibly pass out every couple of minutes.

Unless that's broken.
User avatar #366 to #357 - slyve
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Nah, i feel kinda crappy when it's that high, i drink water all the time and i go take a piss about every 15 minutes, other than that, I'm perfectly fine.

I know it will bite me in the ass in the long run, but that's future mes problems. I just know that future me will ******* hate past me so god damn much...
#163 to #60 - anon id: 00dcaf3a
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actually a blood sugar of 500 >mg/dl< wouldn't kill you but you would put yourself at immediate risk for DKA (diabetic ketoacidosis) or even sometimes pancreatitis (if you've never had pancreatitis its like being stabbed in the stomach several times, from my experience).
User avatar #107 to #33 - bigblacknegro
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tell me about the "being shot" and the "frozen to death" thing.
User avatar #117 to #107 - aulubear
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Being shot was literally me walking in Portland, and then getting shot.

The frozen to death thing was falling into a lake in the middle of winter. Lots of fun, both of those.
User avatar #856 to #33 - speshulist
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MY REGARDS GO OUT TO YOU AND YOUR GOD LIKE COOKIE ALULUBEAR.
#619 to #33 - therealrainbowdash
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I would be lying if i said It was strange seeing you here.

also that cookie looks nice.
User avatar #622 to #619 - aulubear
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It really was. :I
#41 to #33 - kingwasa
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Thumb because of the cookie!!



and the other stuff aswell....
User avatar #42 to #41 - aulubear
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Other stuff doesn't ******* matter.

I hate people that joke about diabetes, but I also hate the people that use diabetes as an excuse for things.

I have it, nearly killed myself with it, but when they said 'You have diabetes' at the hospital, I was like 'Kay', and kept on moving. :I
User avatar #53 to #42 - EdwardElric **User deleted account**
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If I had diabetes I'd have to kill myself.

I'm afraid of needles (Don't know why, it's not the pain I'm scared of) and would never be able to prick myself every single day.
User avatar #82 to #53 - misfitsftw
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an insulin injection isnt the only way to go with diabetes, it depends what type you have
User avatar #83 to #82 - EdwardElric **User deleted account**
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Not even the insulin. Just needing to prick yourself to check you're blood levels would be a problem for me.
User avatar #84 to #83 - misfitsftw
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but you barely even feel a needle when it goes in :S and even if you did, it wouldnt hurt much, whats the worry?

not being a dick btw, just trying to understand how that particular phobia works
User avatar #85 to #84 - EdwardElric **User deleted account**
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I honestly don't know what the problem is. It's not that it hurts or anything.

I just have a irrational fear of needles. My blood pressure lowers when I need to get one or sometimes even see one and I end up passing out.
#871 to #33 - sphinxe
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Fight on brother.
User avatar #888 to #871 - Peirs
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.... Now my moth is watering more than a Mexican gardener. I need that sauce.
User avatar #889 to #888 - Peirs
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I meant my mouth, but my moth Jeff Daniels is getting pretty watery too.
#879 to #33 - omwtfbbq **User deleted account**
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If you're a type 1 are you using an insulin pen or pump?
If you're a type 1 are you using an insulin pen or pump?
#883 to #879 - eatinkookehs
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I laughed way harder at that gif than I should have.
I laughed way harder at that gif than I should have.
#881 to #879 - aulubear
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Neither.

I use the needles and vial.
#898 to #881 - omwtfbbq **User deleted account**
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I use a pen, i should be getting a pump soon hopefully.   
I hear there amazing.
I use a pen, i should be getting a pump soon hopefully.
I hear there amazing.
#784 to #33 - thedarkestrogue
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That cookie is glorious.
That cookie is glorious.
User avatar #240 to #33 - hipopatonims
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I have no major problems at all! Check mate.
#194 to #33 - kirokan
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I love you...
I love you...
User avatar #810 to #33 - BradBucknerAwesome
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PAYDEN???
#602 to #33 - hurrdurka
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Oh yeah, well I got CancerAids and in the rectum!
#515 to #33 - skinless
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graves disease gives you bulging eyes dosnt it? man i feel bad but i know how you feel on depression, heart broken, and nearly frozen to death. again im sorry for you're troubles
#779 to #33 - dildocannon
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I got a paper cut on my urethra
I put a toothpick in my toenail and kicked a wall
I have been raped by a gorilla
And this is jackass
#782 to #779 - aulubear
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I killed
EVERYONE
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#125 to #33 - gunshyy
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I got a paper cut once.
#45 to #33 - garrettjacobsen
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I inherited a life threatening heart condition from my dead father.
I have heart palpitations just from eating sugar. Any kind of sugar.
I was killed and revived.
I was hit by cars on three occasions, and lived.
I was also shot, seems like that's trending.
I was stabbed.
And I fell out of a thirty foot tree from the top and hurt my spine.

I'd say I have a pretty goddamn good life, and nothing, not even ass cancer, would stop me from living it how I ******* want to.
User avatar #62 to #45 - aulubear
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Get a cookie.
User avatar #110 to #62 - garrettjacobsen
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I will.
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#225 to #45 - lightninghedgehog
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User avatar #179 to #45 - taternutz
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I dropped a can of chicken noodle soup on my big toe when I was little.
User avatar #221 to #179 - garrettjacobsen
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I think you win.
#399 to #45 - wastelandgunner
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User avatar #414 to #399 - flomosho
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AKA Butthurt
#727 to #414 - anon id: 22cc3e7c
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lol no
User avatar #800 to #727 - flomosho
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lol no u
silly anon!
#358 to #45 - thumbsalad
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What do you do to get ******* shot..?   
   
Seriously..
What do you do to get ******* shot..?

Seriously..
User avatar #369 to #358 - garrettjacobsen
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I'm being quite serious when I say I came to the wrong neighborhood, ************.
User avatar #391 to #369 - thumbsalad
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Really?

Because that's a reasonable excuse to shoot somebody....
User avatar #390 to #369 - aulubear
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YERP.
User avatar #292 to #45 - bowbeforegir
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I stepped on a Lego once.
User avatar #380 to #292 - desktoppthabest
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Haven't we all?
#128 to #45 - sanctussvindex
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Both you and the gentleman you replied to deserve standing ovations
#146 to #45 - damnpolice
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i had a heart transplant at 3 years old    
in and out of hospital    
check ups in hospital every 6 months (used to be 3)    
have a disablity    
   
meh i still love life, now trying to fufil my dream of being a marine biologist
i had a heart transplant at 3 years old
in and out of hospital
check ups in hospital every 6 months (used to be 3)
have a disablity

meh i still love life, now trying to fufil my dream of being a marine biologist
User avatar #224 to #146 - daentraya
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My twin had some complications, had to be born before time, twin died after second heart failure, and my dad and granddad have died from cancer, and my aunt have survived it, my brother and mother and cousin has a mental diagnosis, as have i. Not much, and I'm quite happy that its not worse. Good luck on the biologist stuff. I will try to become a librarian
User avatar #233 to #224 - damnpolice
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fair enough dude, good luck with it :)
User avatar #238 to #233 - daentraya
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I got free help with it. Denmark is awesome. Ive had free ear surgeries, free braces, free help. Same with my bro and mom. If we lived in USA, Im pretty sure we'd be ruined, if they dont have free healthcare
User avatar #308 to #238 - damnpolice
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i like in the uk so have the nhs and same noo way could my family afford all the treatment medication etc if we lived in america
User avatar #891 to #308 - daentraya
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And that is why I'm a happy to be a Dane, and not proud to be american
User avatar #580 to #45 - commentking
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Heart palpitations suck, join the club.
User avatar #433 to #45 - jonajon
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when did it turn into a competition for the number of social and physical disorders you can collect?

i used to have asthma and suffered from croup or something for like a week. that's pretty much it, life is swell
#312 to #45 - yomommabinshoppin
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I have hit 600 and felt little to no difference
User avatar #227 to #45 - giblets
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Would it be intrusive of me to ask what getting shot is like? I've always wondered.
User avatar #263 to #227 - garrettjacobsen
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To me it feels like a really, really hard punch, with a sharp stinging effect.
User avatar #274 to #263 - giblets
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Where were you shot on your body and why? I'm from the UK, and from a fairly posh city, so gun crime is very rare around here
#223 to #45 - anon id: b6482792
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Life threatening heart conition? Hisao ? is that you?
User avatar #261 to #45 - McFuckUp
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I stepped on a leggo once
#86 - haydn
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This is ******* well stupid.

1) Why are people trying to top other peoples mental conditions with their own? I forgot there was a competition of who the most ****** up is
2) Most of these conditions are probably self-diagnosed/google-diagnosed
3) Just because someone may not have it as rough as you, doesn't mean they should totally disregard all their own issues as nothing.
4) Arguing with a dead person, really?
User avatar #116 to #86 - graphically
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The only issue I have with all this controversy is that everyone tells me I'm cold and heartless for not respecting the dead.

**** that, and **** the people who say I have to respect the dead. People have to earn my respect to have it, flashing your tits all over the internet and sleeping with other girl's boyfriends will, then going on youtube and crying about how you can't handle the repercussions of your own actions and lack the insight to understand that killing yourself is but a temporary solution to a problem that will last 2 years max.
#739 to #86 - theangrydoodle
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bully? I'll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I've been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I'm the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. You are nothing to me but just another Bully. I will wipe myself the **** out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide, bully. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* done, kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Clorox and rope, You ****** up bully, I will **** sadness on you and you will drown in it, I'm ******* dead kiddo.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bully? I'll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I've been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I'm the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. You are nothing to me but just another Bully. I will wipe myself the **** out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide, bully. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* done, kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Clorox and rope, You ****** up bully, I will **** sadness on you and you will drown in it, I'm ******* dead kiddo.
#138 to #86 - sanctussvindex
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I agree everyone has their own sad stories that effect them to different degrees who are you to say that they're a bitch because they can't handle something   
   
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I agree everyone has their own sad stories that effect them to different degrees who are you to say that they're a bitch because they can't handle something

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User avatar #507 to #86 - mrblatherblather
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Maybe the people who try to top other people's mental conditions have a mental condition that makes them want to top other people's mental conditions
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User avatar #93 to #86 - akittywithaguitar
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Why this guy has more thumbs, I have no clue. Most intelligent thing I've seen someone say about this situation on this site.

#112 to #86 - ienjoyrofling
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Number one is seriously the best thing I've read about the whole disease thing. It drives me up the wall when people talk like 'yeah, I was depressed once' 'ONCE? PFFT ******* HOMO, U PROBS WEREN'T EVEN DEPRESSED, U WER JUST SAD, I HAVE REAL DEPRESSION' Then someone else jumps in telling the second guy how wrong he is and so on and so forth. It's like, are we really arguing about who's had more bad **** happen to them? That and OCD, everyone on FJ has it, even if you don't, you have it. Because you like to have cereal in the morning pretty much every day, doesn't mean you have ******* OCD, it means you just like cereal. :l   
For clarity, I haven't ever been depressed, thankfully.
Number one is seriously the best thing I've read about the whole disease thing. It drives me up the wall when people talk like 'yeah, I was depressed once' 'ONCE? PFFT ******* HOMO, U PROBS WEREN'T EVEN DEPRESSED, U WER JUST SAD, I HAVE REAL DEPRESSION' Then someone else jumps in telling the second guy how wrong he is and so on and so forth. It's like, are we really arguing about who's had more bad **** happen to them? That and OCD, everyone on FJ has it, even if you don't, you have it. Because you like to have cereal in the morning pretty much every day, doesn't mean you have ******* OCD, it means you just like cereal. :l
For clarity, I haven't ever been depressed, thankfully.
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There are some people who genuinely don't know what depression feels like despite how often they say they are when they're just bummed out.

I remember when I was depressed for several years, someone told me depression was just a theory and that it's all just in a person's head as opposed to being a sickness. This was my response when the memories were still fresh in my head:
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Oh look, my name's blue now. yay, I guess.
User avatar #132 to #124 - graphically
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"It's not a theory, it's a dark terrible state of mind.

It consumes you in utter loneliness and despair. It worsens the more people do nothing but stop and stare and shrug a shoulder showing that they don't even care.

It's the sinking feeling in your heart that tells you day in and day out that you are worthless. That you're nothing but a burden on everyone and everything around you. It tells you that you do not and never will belong, no matter how much you try to convince yourself that there's a place for you in this world. The voice echoes the words that everyone would be better off without you. That you should just sit down and let yourself be left behind. This state of mind is so active in telling you all these things, that it drains the will power to fight it off.'

I know this feeling all to well. It's one that will wring its hand around your throat at any given time. The feeling you get when you're sad never goes away. The feeling that you have a stone shoved down your throat due to all the dismay.

All the dark truths in the world surface from behind the scenes. Truths that we can normally put aside and forget as we enjoy our lives. These truths get bombarded into your skull with every moment you spend awake. The ladder of importance shift and changes itself until every aspect of your life that could possibly considered "good" fades into the distance. And all your left with is a big steaming pile of **** that you have to deal with for god knows why. Tear after tear burns into your soul and leaves a scar that will never fade away."
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Then he tried telling me how people who are depressed just don't appreciate what they have, so this was my response:

" You really don't understand at all.

It's not a matter of what you have or don't have. What you do or don't have to do to survive. That's not what depression is. It's when all the little things in life that make you happy, everything combined that's made your life worth living just stops doing exactly that. No matter how privileged you are, or are not, depression sinks you into a different state where what you have and what you've been through loses all importance. You say I take luxuries and necessities for granted, well I'm telling you that you take your endorphins for granted.

Everything that's ever made you happy, released a natural chemical called an endorphin, which allows you to actually *feel* happy. When that one chemical refuses to be produced, you're living in a much different world than you can possibly imagine.

That feeling of accomplishment when you create a beautiful piece of art, and you get loads of praise and admiration for.

It's as simple as that. It's just gone. You will never feel it, or anything like it.

It forces you to view the world in a much bleaker, darker light. With out help, your mind is left to do nothing but stew in its own despair getting worse and worse by the minute. All the little things that make you sad from time to time get magnified a thousand fold, because that's all you know. That's all your mind is given to think about.

You've already dug your feet in the ground, so I don't expect you to admit you're starting to understand. Pride is a hard thing to swallow."
User avatar #144 to #135 - ienjoyrofling
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I like that, I like that very much, the writing of course, not the whole depression thing. I actually have an idea of what depression is outside of just being sad, and as I suspected it sounds very awful. This sounds like a speech I could imagine Walter White giving to Jesse or something like that, if I ever need to, I'm coming back to take tid-bits of this to put into stories, if you don't mind.
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I really wrote all that to get it off my chest. There are certain issues that I've spent years reflecting upon, and that's the main reason why I was able to articulate myself in such a way. Never watched breaking bad though, but I'm assuming it's a compliment. You can pass this on to whom ever you'd like, I'm all for spreading public awareness on such a complicated issue
User avatar #136 to #124 - ienjoyrofling
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There's some comic that's this guy being depressed and there's people telling him how it's not really there or anything like that, I wish I could find it you'd enjoy it. No, I gotta' disagree with 'depression' isn't real. I get bummed out more than the average person should, but that's because at school I'm 'funny but weird' and that whole 'weird' part of it just stings. For no reason other than it's a compliment, that's not a compliment. And sometimes with the whole divorce **** going on right now, people get why I can be bummed out sometimes. But I wouldn't know what depression feels like, I'm glad I don't though, I'm sure it's awful.
User avatar #149 to #136 - graphically
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check the comments I just posted below.

There is a difference between just being sad and being truly depressed. There are a lot of people who can't tell the difference between one another because they've never truly felt such a deep level of inner pain and turmoil.
User avatar #148 to #136 - haydn
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I never said depression isn't real, I said a lot of people self-diagnose themselves.
User avatar #166 to #148 - graphically
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I'm self-diagnosed. Took a lot of self-reflection though. I rejected any and all professional help at the time because of the state of mind I was trapped in. I already felt like a burden to the world, and that making my parents worry about me and having them spend money on me to go to a person who I thought couldn't possibly understand how I felt would only make me think of myself as even more of a burden on the happy lives of everyone around me.

One thing I note now though, is that at the time, I never identified myself as depressed, I didn't start doing that until I managed to pull myself out of 5 years of depression. When I was though, I didn't feel like I was sick, I just felt like I was seeing the world for what it was, that I had clarity beyond everyone else and all those dark thoughts in my head was just how the world really was.
User avatar #153 to #148 - ienjoyrofling
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Oh no! No no no no no, I don't mean to imply that you don't think depression isn't real. I'm sure you accept that it's real, and I agree with the self-diagnosis thing. Sorry, guy, I really don't like whenever I give wrong impressions.
User avatar #159 to #153 - haydn
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Aha no worries, was just making sure of the same thing! :D
User avatar #162 to #159 - ienjoyrofling
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You seem like a nice guy, I like that, while we're on the 'belief' subject, what do you think of 'ADD/ADHD isn't a disease' or the 'ADHD isn't real' debate going on? It's not too common, but I think it's interesting to say the least.
User avatar #170 to #162 - haydn
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I've not looked too much into it so I can't really say, but from what I've seen it's a grey area. It's one of them that can be put on anyone without much evidence, like dyslexia/dyspraxia etc. I think there are people with chemical imbalances which ADD/ADHD may suggest, but maybe just exaggerated. In my old college, literally half of the students were diagnosed with dyslexia/dyspraxia so the college could give them extra time on tests. I was diagnosed with dyspraxia for the same reason, utter ********.
#87 to #86 - schnofi
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User avatar #228 to #87 - adrilazzaro
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SLC punk?
User avatar #338 to #228 - schnofi
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Taxi Driver
User avatar #101 - DisgruntledTomato
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Yeah you think that is bad, one day my fingers slipped through the toilet paper and I accidentally fingered my dirty anus.
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this is one of the first times ive genuinely burst out laughing..well played
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#307 to #101 - inforcersorders
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Yeah....accidentally...
#28 - sausageplant
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I hate that new &quot;trend&quot; where people in a way are bragging about their depressions and shows off their cuts and scars in blogs and ****. If i was real ******* depressed, alone and suicidal i would not be telling everyone, I don't see the ******* point.   
   
MFW stupid blogs
I hate that new "trend" where people in a way are bragging about their depressions and shows off their cuts and scars in blogs and ****. If i was real ******* depressed, alone and suicidal i would not be telling everyone, I don't see the ******* point.

MFW stupid blogs
#46 to #28 - garrettjacobsen
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I always think: "if you really are depressed, why do you have to talk about how sad you are? Wouldn't it be better to try to be happy."

Thumb because Parks & Recreation gif.
User avatar #48 to #28 - inomonym
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He's not really bragging or showing anything off. He's just making the point that life throws **** at you, and it's your job as a human being to get over it.
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#59 to #28 - anon id: 4ae7b113
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That one is true. Same goes to abuse.

If you have mental problems, you are not talking about it. You don't want to.
And you have nasty, bad feeling if you do.
User avatar #130 to #28 - serker
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True. I have seen many people have are depressed , actually , during the past week or so two of my friends have threatened to kill themselves, though to everyone else they seem like there is nothing wrong. I don't think it is anything to brag about. I find it quite scary myself, and believe me , it's hard and tough to speak to a person that wants to kill herself.
#115 - bitchplzzz
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Guys, please shut up.  You guys are so ungrateful.   How dare you call your life sad when mine is the saddest... I'll start off   
   
   
   
   
   
   
There was this time when...   
when...   
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My internet was slow for an hour.
Guys, please shut up. You guys are so ungrateful. How dare you call your life sad when mine is the saddest... I'll start off






There was this time when...
when...
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My internet was slow for an hour.
User avatar #219 to #115 - burningdash
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mine once stoped for a week, i felt like dying on the inside!!
#118 to #115 - tkuja
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oh god...
oh god...
User avatar #134 to #118 - tonkkax
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**** that little bitch, I didn't have internet for a whole week because they were changing my router. All my games are on steam and as we all know Steam needs internet connection to be used.
User avatar #204 to #134 - epansei
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wow how impressive. You are the ulimate definition of a badass.
#127 to #115 - supermudkipz
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That's horrible.....
That's horrible.....
User avatar #281 to #115 - mrbuu
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Well, if we are here to one up people. I wore crocs once.
#157 to #115 - ximz
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And... you're still alive?

What a survival skill
#188 - baloonwalrus
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Is it just me that hates faggots who play the "who has it worse" game
User avatar #192 to #188 - generaljosh
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I totally agree, because there are hundreds of millions of people worse off than pretty much anyone with an internet connection
#706 - mjohnsononefive
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**mjohnsononefive rolls 889**
#722 to #706 - anon id: 76991a8f
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**anonymous rolls 414** ill savee youuu
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************* rolls 264** god damnit..
#729 to #722 - mjohnsononefive
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**mjohnsononefive rolls 943** failing at trips thread?
#709 to #706 - mjohnsononefive
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GOD ******* DAMNIT 9!
GOD ******* DAMNIT 9!
#731 to #706 - runforitmarty
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**runforitmarty rolls 999**
#735 to #731 - jbitt
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mfw
mfw
#755 to #731 - hpboy
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HO.   
LY.   
****.
HO.
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****.
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Inspecting element, amirite?
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**runforitmarty rolls 33**
its just luck i dont know how to inspect element
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Sinceral Disagreement, bre.
#846 to #845 - runforitmarty
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im not that smart, bre
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Don't kid yourself, bre.
You are intellectual as **** bre
#844 to #842 - runforitmarty
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wut
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**darkcow rolls 831**
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ey that's my area code!
#733 to #731 - mjohnsononefive
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Holy ******* ****...
#311 - robbayyy
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Well a firecraker went off in my hand last week and I couldn't fap or play video games for 2 weeks. 2 weeks 2 ******* WEEKS
Well a firecraker went off in my hand last week and I couldn't fap or play video games for 2 weeks. 2 weeks 2 ******* WEEKS
User avatar #315 to #311 - yutakenusername
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That was random.
But what did the injury look like? Your skin like peeled off and **** like that?
User avatar #317 to #315 - robbayyy
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Yeah I'll upload a pic if you want?
User avatar #319 to #317 - yutakenusername
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That'd be sweet O:
#327 to #319 - robbayyy
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Here's the hand
#331 to #327 - yutakenusername
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Damn, on the tips of your fingers.
#337 to #331 - robbayyy
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The index finger got like 2cm blown off the top
User avatar #708 to #327 - usernameluisdjlols
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that looks ******* awesome
#328 to #319 - robbayyy
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And a close up of the finger
User avatar #334 to #328 - yutakenusername
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What degree burn? 3rd?
User avatar #341 to #334 - robbayyy
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I'm not sure they didn't tell me at the hospital
User avatar #346 to #341 - yutakenusername
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It looks worse than second, but I'm no doctor. Is it scarred?
User avatar #352 to #346 - robbayyy
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Yeah when the skin grows back it'll be all pink and sensitive, but they said I was one of the luckiest ************* they ever seen
User avatar #362 to #352 - yutakenusername
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I bet, definitely lucky you didn't lose your hand. So is the skin going to be painful for a while after it grows back or will it return fully?
User avatar #368 to #362 - robbayyy
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It'll hurt for a good while because the nerves will have to grow back
User avatar #377 to #368 - yutakenusername
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Damn, that sucks so badly. I bet you learned your lesson man haha.
User avatar #382 to #377 - robbayyy
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Definetly haha whenever I hear one go off I have like Vietnam style flashbacks
User avatar #389 to #382 - yutakenusername
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LOL.
Scarred forever. Have you ever done the salt and ice challenge? (Relevant because of burns)
User avatar #394 to #389 - robbayyy
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No, what's that?
User avatar #397 to #394 - yutakenusername
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It's when you pour a bunch of salt into your hand (or other area) then place an ice cube on the salted area and squeeze. I put the salt and ice in the palm of my hand and squeezed until it melted (hurt like a mf), and it gave me a second degree burn. It's left a scar since. All my skin peeled off.

I'm so glad I never have experienced the pain of what you've been through though haha. I can only imagine the agony of that ****.
User avatar #403 to #397 - robbayyy
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I'm just grateful that I only got skin damage, because you always see those videos of people who lose their hands because of fireworks, I just never imagined it would happen to me haha
User avatar #764 to #311 - arthurmiller
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Broke my right arm and learned to fap with my left out of necessity.
Now I can't go back to the right.
User avatar #318 to #311 - unhappyface
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HOW CAN YOU EVEN LIVE!!!
NO GAMES OR FAPING
User avatar #325 to #318 - robbayyy
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DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M HIDEOUS
User avatar #330 to #325 - unhappyface
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no your not try to use the other hand
you got to try man

YOU HAVE TO TRY
User avatar #333 to #330 - robbayyy
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Believe me I've tried, but you know when you like slap it around you don't really get pleasure, that's exactly what it feels like with the left
User avatar #344 to #333 - unhappyface
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train it to be
YOUR NEW FAPING HAND AND THEN YOU CAN USE BOTH
IF YOU CAN DO THIS I WILL WRITE A SONG FOR YOU
User avatar #356 to #344 - robbayyy
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Depends on the song...
User avatar #367 to #356 - unhappyface
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starts off nice and slow and gets faster and faster and i'll get my bitch to do a sexy voice to go with it (no joke)
User avatar #374 to #367 - robbayyy
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I will legit learn how to fap with my left hand if you do that. Unfortunately I can't give you proof unless you want it
User avatar #385 to #374 - unhappyface
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i'll start working on it when i get time tomorrow or when i get back home on Monday
User avatar #387 to #385 - robbayyy
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I'll be waiting
User avatar #175 - cancerousiguana
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How to get thumbs on FJ:
1. Find bandwagon. We call this bandwagon x.
2. Jump on the "I hate bandwagon x" bandwagon. Call this bandwagon y
3. Post about how stupid and mindless people on bandwagon x are.
4. Post about how intelligent and correct people on bandwagon y are.
5. Reap thumbs

Key things to remember:
-There is no compromise. You may not agree with any part of bandwagon x, you must agree with every part of bandwagon y.
-Any fact supporting bandwagon y is true. There is no need to confirm them.
-All "facts" supporting bandwagon x have been twisted. It is important to spend hours on Google to find the correct version of the fact. You'll know it's correct because it will support bandwagon y. Use your new-found knowledge to express your superiority over those who are misinformed.
-The only way to judge a cause is by the people who support it.
-Stereotype as much as possible.
-Remember, the way people dress is conclusive proof that you are better than them.
-Countries you don't live in are inferior to ones that you do live in.
-Talk about how hard your life is. Also mention all the things you've amounted to despite this. Exaggerate as much as possible. Remember, you can diagnose yourself with diseases if the symptoms show up on Google.
-Point out other problems. This will show that bandwagon x's problems are insignificant.
-Thumb down anybody who disagrees with you.
-Use the word "faggot," or a variation of the word, to show how reasonable and mature you are. This is by far the most important.
-Remember to make your post during the 2 week lifespan of the bandwagons.
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but he's right though
#185 to #175 - fuckthepolice
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Don't know why but this made me lol. GJ sir.
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#197 to #175 - ddaappoo
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this ******* guy
#853 - basichaharemix
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So what? Is it a contest for who's the more depressed or something?