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#115 - DrollHumor ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Not just politics... the commercials would be completely stopped as well!

Imagine it....
"How it feels to chew 5 gum"
...."It's like chewing gum."
#140 to #115 - feelythefeel (10/18/2012) [-]
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH OXI-CLEAN! IT.......

it, well, it cleans stuff....

I think."
#142 - buckoman (10/18/2012) [-]
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This election, don't vote for that Obama clown.

Vote Mitt Cage.
#172 to #142 - skinless (10/18/2012) [-]
he has such cute kids!
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#98 to #93 - John Cena (10/18/2012) [-]
It looks like he's wearing lipstick
#145 - Goldenhawk (10/18/2012) [-]
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#164 to #145 - Ryoshi (10/18/2012) [-]
Fake smile on the right...
Hell, they both are faking anyway :I
Politics are great, right?
#118 - lilRican ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
**lilRican rolled a random image posted in comment #602 at F**king Tron **

i summon..... cerealisticbeing
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User avatar #155 to #121 - iliekcereal (10/18/2012) [-]
I liek cereal
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#229 to #220 - iliekcereal (10/19/2012) [-]
**iliekcereal rolled a random image posted in comment #276530 at Anime & Manga ** ugh yes. i must cereal now
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#231 to #230 - iliekcereal (10/19/2012) [-]
**iliekcereal rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at TO WAR!! ** that's so hardcore. can i try?
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#233 to #232 - iliekcereal (10/19/2012) [-]
**iliekcereal rolled a random image posted in comment #173 at Ohh ** I can't seem to remember what that challenge was
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#235 to #234 - iliekcereal (10/19/2012) [-]
**iliekcereal rolled a random image posted in comment #157 at Best dad ever ** so in other words, it's like regular cereal, but better?
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#237 to #236 - iliekcereal (10/19/2012) [-]
**iliekcereal rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Yearbook Celebs ** ERROR: CEREAL CAN NEVER BE BORING
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#239 to #238 - iliekcereal (10/19/2012) [-]
**iliekcereal rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Scientific Cat ** ERROR CEREAL CAN NEVER BE BRPORINGIBSVCUYV
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User avatar #113 to #74 - kandiman (10/18/2012) [-]
haha wtf, i left the internet for a week or so and then this LOL
#152 to #143 - thebilliam (10/18/2012) [-]
We went through this before Saxon... don't start again
We went through this before Saxon... don't start again
#174 to #152 - OrionPax (10/18/2012) [-]
Hello again old friend   
   
I've run out of Master gifs for you
Hello again old friend

I've run out of Master gifs for you
#270 to #174 - thebilliam (10/19/2012) [-]
Quite alright
Quite alright
#4 - blastizard (10/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #17 to #4 - undeadwill (10/18/2012) [-]
I started flapping,slapping and clapping my hands together like an aspie when I saw that
#28 to #17 - emazegenociide (10/18/2012) [-]
MFW I read "I started fapping..."
MFW I read "I started fapping..."
User avatar #30 to #28 - undeadwill (10/18/2012) [-]
Watch the L....... fLapping
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User avatar #242 to #108 - undeadwill (10/19/2012) [-]
Why is it no one can read *cries*
User avatar #256 to #242 - elcreepo (10/19/2012) [-]
We don't speak retarded
User avatar #260 to #256 - undeadwill (10/19/2012) [-]
Wait an illogical troll. Okay then......

User avatar #261 to #260 - elcreepo (10/19/2012) [-]
Honestly, are you seriously retarded?

Stop talking you're making the human race look bad.
User avatar #258 to #256 - undeadwill (10/19/2012) [-]
We? The proper English form would be "I don't speak retard"

On a side note you aren't speaking your reading.
User avatar #268 to #258 - elcreepo (10/19/2012) [-]
you're*

You ignorant, dense ****** . Learn how to use English or speak retardese.
User avatar #264 to #258 - elcreepo (10/19/2012) [-]
Also, speaking/reading are the same thing on the internet.

Are you even English? If not then it would explain your serious incapacity to grasp the language.
User avatar #274 to #264 - undeadwill (10/21/2012) [-]
Am I even English? Why yes in fact my family comes from the nation of Whales.Well, most of my family tree does.

Or perhaps you were trying to find out if English was my first language? English was my first language.

How about you? Are you "English?"
User avatar #259 to #258 - elcreepo (10/19/2012) [-]
We. Myself, and josephgrove. The plural pronoun is used when yourself and another person is involved.

Try harder at English.
User avatar #262 to #259 - undeadwill (10/19/2012) [-]
Relooking at what you thought I said why it you can't read? Non of what you said even slightly fits.
#263 to #262 - elcreepo (10/19/2012) [-]
The proper English form is "We don't speak retard." We is a plural pronoun meaning myself and another person. You've no clue what you're talking about, do you.    
   
I'll put this in the simplest terms to try and get on your level of intelligence.    
   
You retard. We no understand you. We no like you. Leave.
The proper English form is "We don't speak retard." We is a plural pronoun meaning myself and another person. You've no clue what you're talking about, do you.

I'll put this in the simplest terms to try and get on your level of intelligence.

You retard. We no understand you. We no like you. Leave.
User avatar #265 to #263 - undeadwill (10/19/2012) [-]
I meant the other thing *facepalm ignoring the spelling and grammar error*

Just stfu because no one really care because you can't read and are a troll who can't read.
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#267 to #265 - elcreepo (10/19/2012) [-]
I can read. You clearly cannot. There is not a single thing grammatically wrong with what I wrote with the exception of when I attempted to stoop to your level, nor is the spelling incorrect.    
   
You're either IN seventh grade and have no idea what a pronoun is, or you're simply retarded.    
   
As a word of parting because it's absolutely pointless to debate English with someone who can't grasp the language, there's an 's' on the end of "care." No one really cares.    
   
Retarded faggot.
I can read. You clearly cannot. There is not a single thing grammatically wrong with what I wrote with the exception of when I attempted to stoop to your level, nor is the spelling incorrect.

You're either IN seventh grade and have no idea what a pronoun is, or you're simply retarded.

As a word of parting because it's absolutely pointless to debate English with someone who can't grasp the language, there's an 's' on the end of "care." No one really cares.

Retarded faggot.
User avatar #275 to #267 - undeadwill (10/21/2012) [-]
Then Look at yourself.

What do you get out of wasting your time by being a faggot?

Is there anything you gain pointing out a well known fact I am human?

Do you really have nothing in your life but to send misspelled and misguided attempts to be right when ever you hold little intelligence in the field of logical process.

It all comes down to my original statement, which you misread (there is no debate that you misread it)

You are acting like a five year old who thinks because he can spoil himself as he cries false tears of a spoiled brat thinking all this will get him his way.

Grammar Nazi's correct grammar and spelling however you are saying that what I said was incorrect in your land as you changed the words.

If you deny that you were wrong, you are ignorant
If you act like I am wrong, you are delusional.

Its the big game so put on the gloves kiddo, its time I knock you out to welcome you to the new world.
User avatar #273 to #267 - undeadwill (10/21/2012) [-]
Look at what you thought I said.

Look at what I said.

Compare the two.

Explain this to me,

How am I to fault if you misread what I wrote?
User avatar #137 to #17 - elcreepo (10/18/2012) [-]
I read that as I started fapping, slapping and clapping my asshole when I saw that.

Get better English or retake the 7th grade.
#180 to #137 - atma (10/18/2012) [-]
Did you just tell someone to retake the 7th grade because you misread his or her sentence?
User avatar #243 to #180 - undeadwill (10/19/2012) [-]
Thank you sir.

Your a good person.
User avatar #182 to #180 - elcreepo (10/18/2012) [-]
No, because their sentence was impossible to read.
#187 to #182 - atma (10/18/2012) [-]
there's literally nothing wrong with it, don't blame others for your monstrous reading comprehension
there's literally nothing wrong with it, don't blame others for your monstrous reading comprehension
User avatar #244 to #187 - undeadwill (10/19/2012) [-]
I'd give you a hug but I don't want to offend

So thank you
User avatar #250 to #246 - undeadwill (10/19/2012) [-]
Thank you sir you are an angel *hugs*
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#191 to #187 - elcreepo (10/18/2012) [-]
Two things grammatically wrong.    
   
A space is necessary between two words and a comma, there's a period at the end of a sentence, and ass is spelled with two s.    
   
All great things you learn in seventh grade. The more you know, and the less I care about your juvenile attempt to defend a retard.
Two things grammatically wrong.

A space is necessary between two words and a comma, there's a period at the end of a sentence, and ass is spelled with two s.

All great things you learn in seventh grade. The more you know, and the less I care about your juvenile attempt to defend a retard.
User avatar #245 to #191 - undeadwill (10/19/2012) [-]
Aspie as in Aspergerain as in "individual with asperger syndrome"

How did you get ass from Aspie?
#255 to #245 - elcreepo (10/19/2012) [-]
I've never seen it spelled as aspie. it's always asspie.    
   
And neither of you have yet to acknowledge the other flaws in the sentence or the comment below with now -4 negative thumbs. Hrm.    
   
I bid you good day you unfunny illiterate.
I've never seen it spelled as aspie. it's always asspie.

And neither of you have yet to acknowledge the other flaws in the sentence or the comment below with now -4 negative thumbs. Hrm.

I bid you good day you unfunny illiterate.
User avatar #257 to #255 - undeadwill (10/19/2012) [-]
Good day my illiterate viewer

also if you ever saw it spelled asspie you saw it spelled wrong or spelled by someone making a joke at how aspergers sounds
#94 - Pompano (10/18/2012) [-]
The epic battle continues.
User avatar #104 to #82 - lorddarkskull (10/18/2012) [-]
sesame street would just move to a new network, smaller programs are at risk (and sesame street could honestly carry the network)
#61 - lstimpact ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
I'm saying, that when the president does it, that means it's NOT illegal
#128 - John Cena (10/18/2012) [-]
Are you implying that politicians don't break the law already?
#62 - mlpmeh (10/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #2 - undeadwill (10/18/2012) [-]
Libertarian 2012!
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User avatar #247 to #109 - undeadwill (10/19/2012) [-]
Can't argue with that **** . Big bird is well big.

BIG BIRD 2012
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User avatar #266 to #252 - undeadwill (10/19/2012) [-]
Lets mach on capitol it's about time we had a bird in office
#24 to #2 - arawan (10/18/2012) [-]
Yep just ******* crazy on his foreign policy.
Image totally related.
#31 to #24 - John Cena (10/18/2012) [-]
lol nope.

You're ******* crazy for even thinking that.

You're either with Ron Paul, or you are with the terrorists.
User avatar #33 to #31 - arawan (10/18/2012) [-]
Above me, a typical Ron Paul supporter.
User avatar #39 to #33 - shitshitshit (10/18/2012) [-]
i support Ron Paul...am..am i like that?
#159 to #39 - radiserne (10/18/2012) [-]
**radiserne rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Internet Explorer ** Yes.
User avatar #212 to #159 - shitshitshit (10/18/2012) [-]
well... ****
User avatar #214 to #212 - radiserne (10/18/2012) [-]
Yup.
User avatar #248 to #39 - undeadwill (10/19/2012) [-]
I am libertarian but I like Ron Paul's domestic policies
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#91 to #24 - therealxjayxb (10/18/2012) [-]
That's such an ignorant thing to say. His foreign policy is non-interventionism which is instead of technically forcing democracy on countries we stay prosperous and promote democracy through example. Could you imagine if China had a military base in the U.S and you saw Chinese soldiers roaming the streets that's what we're doing in other nations. Gary Johnson 2012! Ron Paul isn't on the ballot so 5% of America has to vote Gary Johnson so the libertarian party can have credibility in the next election.
User avatar #95 to #91 - arawan (10/18/2012) [-]
Obviously you never read about his stance on the 9/11 attacks. Letters of Marque and Reprisal was his answer. Why don't you ponder on that bit and see how idiotic that is.
#99 to #95 - therealxjayxb (10/18/2012) [-]
Actually I did, towards blow back and we pretty much cause 9/11 which is true if you know your history on Kuwait you would know we did cause 9/11. But excuse my ignorance towards the Letter of Marque of Reprisal I believe he is using it to compare blow back.
User avatar #125 to #99 - arawan (10/18/2012) [-]
Well, you didn't read very much into it. Ron Paul advocated the issuance of Letters of Marque to private parties to attack those involved in the attacks. Pretty much, he defined the 9/11 attacks as an act of air piracy and wanted to give people federal money to kill and blow things up in other countries. How isolationist does that sound?
#216 to #125 - therealxjayxb (10/18/2012) [-]
Actually it was to find the people responsible for 9/11 not blow up countries.
User avatar #217 to #216 - arawan (10/18/2012) [-]
I didn't say blowing up other countries, I said blowing up things in other countries. Fundamentally, that's what issuing Letters of Marque would do. Except when those people who did those things couldn't be prosecuted or extradited but instead would be paid and protected. Tell me, how do you think other countries would react to that?
#219 to #217 - therealxjayxb (10/19/2012) [-]
I think you misunderstood what he said. The people who find those responsible get paid not the terrorists...
User avatar #241 to #219 - arawan (10/19/2012) [-]
Okay, I don't think you understand what the Letters of Marque are in this context. Basically, private security firms like Blackwater to go kill and/or capture those responsible and then paying them for that. So that is the American government funding acts of violence on foreign soil. If you think collateral damage is bad in places the US military operates, try a group of people who's sole aim is money. So imagine the blow back from that.
#253 to #241 - therealxjayxb (10/19/2012) [-]
I understand that but we wouldn't be necessarily obvious it would be all undercover although it would be on foreign soil we wouldn't be harming and locals or governments just taking out responsible terrorists. Blow back is trying to help like for example helping Osama bin laden and Saddam Hussein during Kuwait then back firing on us.
User avatar #254 to #253 - arawan (10/19/2012) [-]
Do you think private security firms are going to be concerned about harming locals? I've served two tours in Afghanistan, they don't give a **** about anything but their paycheck.
#101 to #99 - therealxjayxb (10/18/2012) [-]
Sorry compare to how we should approach our foreign policy.
#131 - thatsmrnoob (10/18/2012) [-]
yea but it dosent matter Romney can do this
yea but it dosent matter Romney can do this
User avatar #133 to #131 - yutakenusername (10/18/2012) [-]
It was fake
#141 to #131 - fuperbooper ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
I must know where this is from.
I must know where this is from.
#153 to #134 - John Cena (10/18/2012) [-]
Who do you guys make people have small faces?
User avatar #181 to #153 - thatsmevictory (10/18/2012) [-]
Small who you people do faces have make guys?
#170 to #153 - John Cena (10/18/2012) [-]
genetic manipulation
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