Poor Kid. I feel like I changed a life today...... so I recieved a text today from someone who obviously had the wrong number. But of course, being the asshole  tags are for fags

Poor Kid

I feel like I changed a life today.....

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so I recieved a text today
from someone who obviously had
the wrong number. But of course,
being the asshole I am, I had to
mess with them. The person texting
me was a kid who thought I was a
at his school or something. But
I started to feel bad for the kid
and decided to give him some
MANLY advice on women.
I Call I Facetime I Add Contact)
Oct 16, 2012 16: 54
I Hello
Hello ),
Oct 16, 2012 17: 20
Ahahh so I did have the
I wrong number
I Lol why were u mad at
Yeah I' m sorry about that.
I don' t know what I was
Oct 16, 2012 17: 30
Um... ya its fine I m sorry [
I about the adventure
Island thing I just get mad
I when people make fun of I
I me or be mean to me
No it makes sense. It' s
important to stand up for
Wow u are like the first
person to not say I' m
I kidding and 5 minutes I
I later do it again
Yeah what can I say.. ),
Ya but I still should not
have said that adventure
Island stuff I know u don' t
like it and I' m supposed to
respect people especially
I girls
It' s fine. You' re sexy so it
makes up for it ;)
I U just made my day; -)
I Oh and u to
I Lol what' s up
Just chilling watching TV.
I Grr math homework
I almost done though
Oh yeah? What' re you
doing after?
I Football "
Oct 16, 2012 17: 45
I Football I
Oh too bad. Have funn ).
I Too bad why?
I wanted to hang out? I' m
Well football isn' t till about _
You wanna come over? :) 5
I have know idea where u I
I live I
I How I
I can pick you up.. where
do you live again?
I Um... are u kidding cus if
I u are that' s not cool I
My girl Jesse is with me if
that' s cool. We' re just
pulling our hair out bored
I So just kidding I
Well I wasn' t but I see you
don' t want to chill :( I
I' m not stupid I do but I
I know u are just kidding
Alright your loss.... have
fun at football
I Omg u girls mad or I
I something I want to chill
Oct 16, 2012 18: 01
Alright well we' re at Publix
I With friend?
Yeah. She' s with me the
whole night. V I
I Cool u girls are not
I picking on me are u
t Alright bro pull your **** _
You' been texting the
wrong number for the
past half hour. I' m a
******* dude. A couple
tips for you though:
1. Never apologize to a
hoe. You' re a *******
MAN. Let her do that **** .
2. Have some confidence
bro! If some hoe text you
to hangout just, in a cool-
Itdon' tecate type of
attitude agree and do it.
3. If you' re texting a new
number always check who
it is.
Good luck man!!
PS. If you are familiar with
funnyjunk. ggm, this will
most likely be on the Front
Page by Tom night..
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Submitted: 10/17/2012
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#7 - moosewithcameltoe (10/17/2012) [+] (16 replies)
MFW reading the last text

It was a really good post, but for some reason I think mentioning that you're putting it on FJ just comes off as immature and kinda kills it.
#4 - LemonNADE (10/17/2012) [+] (17 replies)
That poor kid.
He gets bullied so much that just when someone offers to hang out with them he thinks it's a joke.
I wish I could give him a bro-hug.
User avatar #14 - muhamidallea (10/17/2012) [+] (18 replies)
Anyone who refers to woman as hoes isn't going to have a whole lot of respect from women.
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#241 - SirPeanutNuttyFoor (10/17/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>Kid says sorry once   
You're an advice wizard, OP.
>Kid says sorry once

You're an advice wizard, OP.
#210 - sexypotato (10/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This must be your phone op
#235 - Lambda (10/17/2012) [-]
Somebody with my IP already voted.
#318 - inanimateobject (10/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How is this funny?
How is this funny?
#433 - jwinganggreen (10/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
OP here.

>MFW I predicted future
#47 - arnoldbusk (10/17/2012) [-]
People who are referring to girls as "hoes", are being douchebags towards other persons and are posting it to the internet for recognition, are the kind of persons I hate.

**** you op, you didn't change a life, you were just an asshole.
#314 - HomerSimpson (10/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
........Okay that's cool and all but what the hell happened at adventure island?
#54 - gritsreborn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #316 - mattaych (10/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
"Never apologize to a hoe"
"to a hoe"

Something is wrong here.
#83 - stely (10/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OP, your phone.
#165 - Pacboy (10/17/2012) [-]
I see you are texting with the new iPhone!
#287 - jhoelzler (10/17/2012) [-]
No wonder no one on this site has a girlfriend if this is how you would treat a girl... come on man "never apologize", who the **** do you think you are, brad pitt?
User avatar #305 - popkornking (10/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Girl Advice
>Calls girls hoes
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