If i Had a Portal Gun. facebook.com/hollywoodleek.. Fixed the last frame. If i Had a Portal Gun facebook com/hollywoodleek Fixed the last frame
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - midgetnigger
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Fixed the last frame.
#7 to #5 - majordraco
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#244 to #5 - iamphoenix
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Isn't it always raping time?
#29 to #5 - guto
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User avatar #180 to #29 - hollyfries
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source?
#189 to #180 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account**
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User avatar #192 to #189 - hollyfries
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thanks!
#196 to #180 - wheteverlol
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#18 - shallneverrepost
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#25 to #18 - ggdhindo
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User avatar #59 to #25 - churrundo
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dat reaction pic
#22 to #18 - srapture
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(10/17/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard at this.
I laughed so hard at this.
#43 to #18 - holmesc
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(10/17/2012) [-]
THEN WHO WAS ARM?
User avatar #19 - kinglobster
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(10/17/2012) [-]
1. suck my own dick
2. suck my own dick
3. suck my own dick
#46 to #19 - firesky
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I know where mine was the whole day.
So no.
User avatar #55 to #19 - flawlessandeternal
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(10/17/2012) [-]
eat some chicken strips?
User avatar #111 to #55 - kinglobster
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black out in the sewer
#157 to #111 - BradBucknerAwesome
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MEET A GIANT FISH   
   
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MEET A GIANT FISH

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User avatar #117 - JohnTheRipper
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yeah id attempt to suck my own dick. that would probably be my first thing on my to-do list. to much **** to do though. i'd pop a portal on the ceiling then one on floor and free fall for a while. probably suck my own dick again. pop a portal under neath my neighbors door mat. ring the doorbell. put the other portal on the ceiling of his porch so he free falls and ***** himself. suck my own dick AGAIN. pop a portal onto a wooden board. put the other portal on the wall. throw the board into the other portal. watch the world burn. suck my own dick again.
User avatar #119 to #117 - upunkpunk
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sounds good but wont your free falling speed increase infinitely I mean how would you stop free falling?
User avatar #124 to #119 - JohnTheRipper
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not at all. theres a little thing called terminal velocity. id reach a max speed of like......i dont even know but id be cruising. tell ya that much. I dont know what I would do to stop me though.
#127 to #124 - upunkpunk
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hmmm I'll stick with sucking my own dick.
User avatar #129 to #127 - JohnTheRipper
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id also set up the portal for free fall again but instead of me doing it. I would put apples and assorted fruits/veggies until they hit terminal velocity then stick tennis racket in there. julianna those bitches or destroy a goddamn tennis racket. either one is entertaining.
User avatar #131 to #129 - JohnTheRipper
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then suck my own dick again.
#160 to #117 - sammygman
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#162 to #117 - sammygman
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ahhh but portals cannot be placed on moving surfaces. Everything else I agree with
User avatar #245 to #162 - JohnTheRipper
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why not? i can understand the portal not moving but why not the object its on. pop a portal on a section of drywall. strap that section of drywall to the front of a bike. the portal itself is stationary. the object its on is simply moving which in my mind doesnt raise a problem. back to the story. pop another portal onto a brick wall. ride that ****** right into the portal. hold on for an interesting ride.
User avatar #212 to #162 - brainydud
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If we are allowing portal 2 to count you can
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#126 to #117 - madbrad
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mfw the part about the wooden board
mfw the part about the wooden board
#142 - derangedberger
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#159 to #142 - xkatiexprime
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Why don't you have a seat
#75 - warlockrichard
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what I'd do with a portal gun
what I'd do with a portal gun
#200 - qchrisman
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Stop saying repsost, its called Funnyjunk, no OC-junk
pic is me
#78 - melllvinnn
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everyone's having their fantasies about how they would use portals,

and i'm just here, thinking about how portals only work on moonstone.
User avatar #81 to #78 - linxus
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^this
User avatar #128 to #78 - ferrettamer
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They work on any flat, white surface, doesn't have to be moonstone.
User avatar #130 to #128 - melllvinnn
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Cave Johnson says that it only works on moonstone. he dies because he poisoned himself with liquid moonstone.
User avatar #133 to #130 - ferrettamer
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Yes, moonstone dust worked better, but when you go back to the old research labs in Portal 2, you discover that they weren't using moonstone at first, but then the started researching it.
User avatar #79 to #78 - heartlessrobot
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this is all implying it works on any flat surface. And I would personally suck my own dick first.
#83 to #79 - cartmanymen
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wow thats really... gay
of all the things to do first
User avatar #85 to #83 - heartlessrobot
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Well, like I said to the dude below, I'm bisexual. Not completely gay, but still not straight.
User avatar #82 to #79 - themassivefail
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It's not gay. It's masturbation.
User avatar #84 to #82 - heartlessrobot
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I don't care if it's gay or not, I'm bisexual anyway.
User avatar #146 to #78 - Denver
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Actually it works on any flat, light-reflecting (light/white) surface. It's usable on concrete walls way down in the old Apeture labs, constructed long before the moon landing. If this isn't enoug evidence for you, there's also a quote by Cave Johnson that goes something along the lines of "Turns out [Ground up moon rock] is a great conductor for portals." - They start using this in testing, as Conversion Gel, the third gel they use in testing (pump Gamma, third in the Greek alphabet), yet in the tests that use the first two gels, the walls already have portalable surfaces before the discovery of Conversion Gel. It wouldn't even make sense for them to have a portal gun without any surface for using it on anyway...
User avatar #147 to #146 - melllvinnn
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kay thanks.
#105 - sweateagle
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