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#17 - Lbomb (10/17/2012) [-]
mfw i have a satchel
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#19 to #18 - funkysack (10/17/2012) [-]
indiana jones had one...
User avatar #61 to #19 - jaywonderland (10/17/2012) [-]
cause jones was badass
#153 - relaxx (10/17/2012) [-]
**relaxx rolled a random image posted in comment #158 at EVERY FUCKING TIME!! ** mfw im one of those girls and find out you're the one scamming me
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#80 - doodogger (10/17/2012) [-]
> Leave "important" wallet with stuff in it at home.   
> Aquire "Fake" empty wallet.   
> Fill "Fake" empty wallet with fake money (not that multicoloted monopoly money, the fake money you can buy at dollar tree)   
> Wear skinny jeans.   
> Put "fake" wallet in skinny jeans pocket, so that it's hard to get my wallet out and takes time.   
> Go to SM parking lot.   
> Two perfect 10/10s flag me down.   
> They get in my car and start making out in the back seat.   
> One of them comes up front and unzips my zipper and starts slowly stroking my hard cock.   
> She opens her mouth and engulfs my dick with her lucious lips and tongue.   
> It goes on for a good 30 mins (while the the other girl is groping my crotch area trying to get my wallet.   
> I finally blow my load inside her mouth like a 			*******		 champion. (not the stupid porn cumshots to the face, because I don't 			****		 around.)   
> FEELSGOODMAN   
> Girls finally sneak the wallet and get out of the car and walk off.   
> I drive around the block.   
> Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard.   
> Their shadows, searching in the night.   
> Streetlights, people, living just to find emotion.   
> Hiding, somewhere in the night.   
> Don't stop, believing! Hold on to that feelin'!!
> Leave "important" wallet with stuff in it at home.
> Aquire "Fake" empty wallet.
> Fill "Fake" empty wallet with fake money (not that multicoloted monopoly money, the fake money you can buy at dollar tree)
> Wear skinny jeans.
> Put "fake" wallet in skinny jeans pocket, so that it's hard to get my wallet out and takes time.
> Go to SM parking lot.
> Two perfect 10/10s flag me down.
> They get in my car and start making out in the back seat.
> One of them comes up front and unzips my zipper and starts slowly stroking my hard cock.
> She opens her mouth and engulfs my dick with her lucious lips and tongue.
> It goes on for a good 30 mins (while the the other girl is groping my crotch area trying to get my wallet.
> I finally blow my load inside her mouth like a ******* champion. (not the stupid porn cumshots to the face, because I don't **** around.)
> FEELSGOODMAN
> Girls finally sneak the wallet and get out of the car and walk off.
> I drive around the block.
> Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard.
> Their shadows, searching in the night.
> Streetlights, people, living just to find emotion.
> Hiding, somewhere in the night.
> Don't stop, believing! Hold on to that feelin'!!
#72 - bizzarenight (10/17/2012) [-]
**bizzarenight rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at Women **
User avatar #79 to #72 - patriotprideboy (10/17/2012) [-]
That is an absurdly relevant roll.
#69 - raexe (10/17/2012) [-]
>mfw they found out i have no wallet
>mfw they found out i have no wallet
#265 to #69 - hahns (10/17/2012) [-]
or car.
#201 - redflame (10/17/2012) [-]
Put empty, yet fancy looking wallet on the front seat in your car
Go to SM park
Let them inside your car
Lock the doors
Active the rape face.
User avatar #211 to #201 - redwolfradolf (10/17/2012) [-]
One tiny flaw....
Car doors can be unlocked from the inside....
User avatar #216 to #211 - thegreatgp (10/17/2012) [-]
not if there is the kids safety system
User avatar #272 to #211 - thisusernameisalie (10/17/2012) [-]
Not if you tie their arms together with rope and duct tape.
#221 - thegayvindon (10/17/2012) [-]
**thegayvindon rolled a random image posted in comment #14860 at Reaction Images ** No, I'm not nude.
**thegayvindon rolled a random image posted in comment #14860 at Reaction Images ** No, I'm not nude.
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User avatar #225 to #221 - Necrophelia (10/17/2012) [-]
not yet ;)
#134 - CopiousConcept (10/17/2012) [-]
In unrelated news, leather prices have sky-rocketed.
In unrelated news, leather prices have sky-rocketed.
User avatar #144 to #134 - wildberk (10/17/2012) [-]
Duct tape wallets...
#113 - assembledmonk (10/17/2012) [-]
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#147 to #113 - arnbla (10/17/2012) [-]
AGENT TEXAS IS AWSOME !!!
#177 to #147 - anon (10/17/2012) [-]
Minnesota*
#215 to #177 - arnbla (10/17/2012) [-]
sry my dear friend, but i do not understand what u are trying to tell me
User avatar #236 to #215 - assembledmonk (10/17/2012) [-]
CONNECTICUT!!!!
#307 to #236 - arnbla (10/17/2012) [-]
church ?
User avatar #309 to #307 - assembledmonk (10/17/2012) [-]
My TUCKER!
#310 to #309 - arnbla (10/17/2012) [-]
CABOOSE AND DONUT !!!!!!
your comments are officaly invalid because of caboose
User avatar #311 to #310 - assembledmonk (10/17/2012) [-]
Bleep boop
#312 to #311 - arnbla (10/17/2012) [-]
excatly
User avatar #313 to #312 - assembledmonk (10/17/2012) [-]
This season got rrly intense.
#314 to #313 - arnbla (10/17/2012) [-]
the newest season? as in project freelancer ?
User avatar #315 to #314 - assembledmonk (10/17/2012) [-]
Yes indeed. What does it seem like I'm stuck back in season 5?
#316 to #315 - arnbla (10/17/2012) [-]
no, not at all d: just wanted to make sure (:

agree, but i would have said that its the one that's the most serrius of them all. not as funny as the rest.
User avatar #317 to #316 - assembledmonk (10/17/2012) [-]
Of course but here's the thing I love it that its alluding to (In the recent episodes) That wash goes crazy, and church (Alpha) has no recollection of anything since they extracted his memories from him (Epsilon) The next thing which is probably going to happen is that he's going to be extracted and put into a mechanized body and moved to Sidewinder. Thats where he then recollects that he is Leonard Church and thinks that he's still in love with Texas (Allison) After that Tex comes yadda yadda beats Jimmy to death with his own skull yadda yadda How is that physically possible. Then BOOM! season 1 of RVB.
#318 to #317 - arnbla (10/17/2012) [-]
yeah yeah, i know what u mean. i love the the season, its not that at all, i still think that seasone 1 was funnier. but one thing that really ****** up my mind, is that how in the name of god did caboose get alpha out of the epsilon ?? please dont use big words XD my english isint that good :i
User avatar #319 to #318 - assembledmonk (10/17/2012) [-]
Epsilon was ripped from Alpha. Alpha was destroyed in the emp launched at the project freelancer facility in season 6. Caboose took Epsilon from that facility since epsilon was its own unit.
#320 to #319 - arnbla (10/17/2012) [-]
so when they were at the base, and agent tex and alpha were in the epsilon, there was an emp that saved alpha out of the epsilon?
User avatar #323 to #320 - assembledmonk (10/18/2012) [-]
No you're thinking that the Church that we know from Season 1 to Season 6 Is Alpha.
The Church from Season 7 to Season 10 is Epsilon.
Epsilon is Alpha's memories just like that Omega is Alpha's Anger, Feta is Alpha's Immaturity, etc.
#328 to #323 - arnbla (10/19/2012) [-]
can't replay to the last one*

well makes sense
#324 to #323 - arnbla (10/19/2012) [-]
so your saying it's awhole nother person ?
User avatar #327 to #324 - assembledmonk (10/19/2012) [-]
Yup That the Church now is Epsilon and the previous church was alpha.
#52 - amoussa (10/17/2012) [-]
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women trying to be crafty and manipulative, well us men have RAPE to put them back in their place!
User avatar #53 to #52 - megapepsifreak (10/17/2012) [-]
it would have been funny without the exclamation mark
#55 to #53 - amoussa (10/17/2012) [-]
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that's what I've realised just as soon as I clicked 'reply'....
User avatar #60 to #52 - jaywonderland (10/17/2012) [-]
good point lol
#76 to #52 - julpiter (10/17/2012) [-]
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#77 to #76 - amoussa (10/17/2012) [-]
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GOD! THAT'S GOLDEN! One more item added to the "rape folder"
#37 - novacane (10/17/2012) [-]
**novacane rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Breeding ** hfw he had no idea.
#103 - phanact (10/17/2012) [-]
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Seems legit
#285 - toasthhemost (10/17/2012) [-]
MFW i see the girls makin out
MFW i see the girls makin out
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User avatar #246 - mcmanybucks (10/17/2012) [-]
1: Empty wallet at home
2: go there
3: ???
4:profit! :D
#162 - alucardshellhound (10/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #218 to #162 - trollieske (10/17/2012) [-]
Like its a badass thing to be bored in jail O.o
User avatar #210 - mattyicy (10/17/2012) [-]
HAHA this actually happened to my friend. He got a cab ride from two girls. One sucked him off then took his wallet. they then dropped him off in a shady part of town. HAHAHAHA
User avatar #305 to #210 - masterfluffydubs (10/17/2012) [-]
doubt.jpg
#125 - mrkillernine (10/17/2012) [-]
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#128 to #125 - anon (10/17/2012) [-]
source pls.
User avatar #148 to #125 - essaressa (10/17/2012) [-]
I-I have the biggest urge to watch whatever the **** movie this is.
;-;
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