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#1 - dontmindmeplz
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(10/16/2012) [-]
Some more:

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody's around to hear it, a hipster buys the whole soundtrack.

Why did hipster Ariel leave the ocean? It was too current.

Why did the hipster suffocate himself? Because breathing is too mainstream.

Why did the hipster die? Who ******* cares, they were a hipster.