do you want eggs?. you can have mine... Instructions weren't clear enough, the kitchen is on fire and one of the eggs is stuck in my dog's ass. do you want eggs? can have mine Instructions weren't clear enough the kitchen is on fire and one of eggs stuck in my dog's ass
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#13 - AkatsukiNekoJr
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(10/17/2012) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough, the kitchen is on fire and one of the eggs is stuck in my dog's ass.
Instructions weren't clear enough, the kitchen is on fire and one of the eggs is stuck in my dog's ass.
#18 to #13 - anon
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(10/17/2012) [-]
you got off lucky, my neighbors house is on fire, and there's a warrent out for my best friends arrest... this is why we need clear instructions on internet posts.
#21 to #13 - skatepimp
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(10/17/2012) [-]
I laughed so loud it woke my parents up.
Worth it.
#33 to #13 - holypiez
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(10/17/2012) [-]
hah i was laughing so hard that no sound was coming out and then i was clapping so i looked like a retarded seal
#14 to #13 - malhaloc
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(10/17/2012) [-]
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#22 to #14 - Javascap
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(10/17/2012) [-]
There is a disappointing lack of Nigel Thornberry in that gif.
#30 to #22 - MoNugisa
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(10/17/2012) [-]
I think you need this
I think you need this
#28 to #22 - anon
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(10/17/2012) [-]
look at the fish...
#53 to #28 - anon
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(10/17/2012) [-]
Look at the irony......
#24 to #13 - virtigo ONLINE
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(10/17/2012) [-]
.. Wow you're good, I got the other two eggs stuck in my own ass.
#16 to #13 - IamSofaKingdom
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(10/17/2012) [-]
I laughed like I had down syndrome and I am not ashamed at all.
#6 - riotpopper
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(10/17/2012) [-]
Bitch please, I've been accidentally doing this every Easter since I was 3.
#1 - uttertomfoolery
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(10/16/2012) [-]
How to basic would smash the **** out of them
#2 to #1 - gwlk
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(10/17/2012) [-]
Without hardboiling them first.
#27 - icemarina
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(10/17/2012) [-]
#41 - pineappleninja
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(10/17/2012) [-]
your instructions must be clearer, i got my dick stuck in the ceiling fan.
#42 to #41 - Deanoss
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(10/17/2012) [-]
yfw
#34 - jojord
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#36 to #34 - fongsan
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(10/17/2012) [-]
#35 - alucardshellhound
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(10/17/2012) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Amanda Todd **
#12 - grimmwaters ONLINE
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(10/17/2012) [-]
I like eggs.
I like eggs.
#20 to #12 - greatboobya
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(10/17/2012) [-]
That's neat but what would happen if this egg was fertilized?
#43 to #12 - musichead
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(10/17/2012) [-]
that's amazing! It's like, inceggtion!
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#31 to #12 - katytrippy
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(10/17/2012) [-]
.. did anyone else stare at that for way too long ?
#23 to #12 - apocalypseboyz
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(10/17/2012) [-]
That's Eggcellent.
That's Eggcellent.
#5 - biggrand
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(10/17/2012) [-]
paint it like a stress ball and give it to someone (yes I got that from iasip)
#3 - millenia
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(10/17/2012) [-]
You could also do tea eggs with this method, just steep up to two days in strong tea after cracking.

It'll actually affect the flavour, too, in addition to giving it a cool colour and a marble texture.