do you want eggs?. you can have mine.. LEAL .Juse' DWL. NET. Instructions weren't clear enough, the kitchen is on fire and one of the eggs is stuck in my dog's ass.
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#13 - AkatsukiNekoJr (10/17/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Instructions weren't clear enough, the kitchen is on fire and one of the eggs is stuck in my dog's ass.
Instructions weren't clear enough, the kitchen is on fire and one of the eggs is stuck in my dog's ass.
#6 - riotpopper (10/17/2012) [-]
Bitch please, I've been accidentally doing this every Easter since I was 3.
User avatar #1 - uttertomfoolery (10/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How to basic would smash the **** out of them
User avatar #41 - pineappleninja (10/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
your instructions must be clearer, i got my dick stuck in the ceiling fan.
#34 - jojord (10/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#35 - alucardshellhound (10/17/2012) [-]
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#12 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I like eggs.
I like eggs.
#23 to #12 - apocalypseboyz (10/17/2012) [-]
That's Eggcellent.
That's Eggcellent.
#44 - lordbutthurt (10/17/2012) [-]
They look like minecraft spawn eggs
#39 - amirblumenfeld (10/17/2012) [-]
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#11 - anonymous (10/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
where are the green eggs and ham references here?
User avatar #5 - biggrand (10/17/2012) [-]
paint it like a stress ball and give it to someone (yes I got that from iasip)
User avatar #3 - millenia (10/17/2012) [-]
You could also do tea eggs with this method, just steep up to two days in strong tea after cracking.

It'll actually affect the flavour, too, in addition to giving it a cool colour and a marble texture.
User avatar #45 - happygrowman (10/17/2012) [-]
i tried this! turns out i am the worlds ********* cook who cant even cook eggs.

now if you excuse me i have to clean my floor
#59 - CXJokerXD ONLINE (10/17/2012) [-]
No, I want reposts. As many non funny ones as you can find. Thanks OP!
#48 - cartmanymen (10/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
my first thought
User avatar #62 to #61 - rhodesgirl (10/17/2012) [-]
Exeggcute resemble six light pink eggs, usually seen arranged in the way of five heads huddled around a sixth. Each "head" has a slightly different facial expression, but each face has triangular eyes with tiny black pupils and a small mouth. Each of their shells have some cracks on them, and one member of the bundle usually has their yolk/brain exposed. Despite looking like eggs, Exeggcute are actually more closely related to plant seeds.

It evolves into Exeggutor when exposed to a Leaf Stone.

Exeggutor is a tall Pokémon that strongly resembles a coconut or pineapple tree, but it has legs. Its legs and body resembles a tree trunk, and its legs are thick with two-toed feet and a light-yellow colored paw pad on the foot's underside. It has leaves sprouting from the top of its body, and Exeggutor has three to six round, light yellow heads that resemble coconuts. Similar to Exeggcute, each has varying facial expressions.

Now explain to me how the **** eggs evolve into a tree.
User avatar #47 - mrhazzy (10/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
What are the proper instructions on how to do this? My 5 year old brother is gunna love this for his birthday breakfast!
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User avatar #25 - LaughedatThat (10/17/2012) [-]
They reminded me of Dany's dragon eggs from A Game of Thrones.. I'm inclined to try this now
User avatar #4 - toxickooties (10/17/2012) [-]
**** .YES.
User avatar #19 - gragasvlad (10/17/2012) [-]
am i supposed to heat them first?
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