do you want eggs?. you can have mine.. LEAL .Juse' DWL. NET. Instructions weren't clear enough, the kitchen is on fire and one of the eggs is stuck in my dog's ass.
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#13 - AkatsukiNekoJr (10/17/2012) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough, the kitchen is on fire and one of the eggs is stuck in my dog's ass.
Instructions weren't clear enough, the kitchen is on fire and one of the eggs is stuck in my dog's ass.
User avatar #21 to #13 - skatepimp (10/17/2012) [-]
I laughed so loud it woke my parents up.
Worth it.
User avatar #33 to #13 - holypiez (10/17/2012) [-]
hah i was laughing so hard that no sound was coming out and then i was clapping so i looked like a retarded seal
#14 to #13 - malhaloc (10/17/2012) [-]
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#22 to #14 - Javascap (10/17/2012) [-]
There is a disappointing lack of Nigel Thornberry in that gif.
#30 to #22 - MoNugisa (10/17/2012) [-]
I think you need this
I think you need this
#28 to #22 - anon (10/17/2012) [-]
look at the fish...
#53 to #28 - anon (10/17/2012) [-]
Look at the irony......
User avatar #24 to #13 - virtigo (10/17/2012) [-]
.. Wow you're good, I got the other two eggs stuck in my own ass.
#18 to #13 - anon (10/17/2012) [-]
you got off lucky, my neighbors house is on fire, and there's a warrent out for my best friends arrest... this is why we need clear instructions on internet posts.
#16 to #13 - IamSofaKingdom (10/17/2012) [-]
I laughed like I had down syndrome and I am not ashamed at all.
#6 - riotpopper (10/17/2012) [-]
Bitch please, I've been accidentally doing this every Easter since I was 3.
User avatar #1 - uttertomfoolery (10/16/2012) [-]
How to basic would smash the **** out of them
User avatar #2 to #1 - gwlk (10/17/2012) [-]
Without hardboiling them first.
#34 - jojord (10/17/2012) [-]
#35 - alucardshellhound (10/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #41 - pineappleninja (10/17/2012) [-]
your instructions must be clearer, i got my dick stuck in the ceiling fan.
#12 - grimmwaters (10/17/2012) [-]
I like eggs.
I like eggs.
User avatar #20 to #12 - greatboobya (10/17/2012) [-]
That's neat but what would happen if this egg was fertilized?
#43 to #12 - musichead (10/17/2012) [-]
that's amazing! It's like, inceggtion!
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User avatar #31 to #12 - katytrippy (10/17/2012) [-]
.. did anyone else stare at that for way too long ?
#23 to #12 - apocalypseboyz ONLINE (10/17/2012) [-]
That's Eggcellent.
That's Eggcellent.
#44 - lordbutthurt (10/17/2012) [-]
They look like minecraft spawn eggs
#39 - amirblumenfeld (10/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #5 - biggrand (10/17/2012) [-]
paint it like a stress ball and give it to someone (yes I got that from iasip)
User avatar #3 - millenia (10/17/2012) [-]
You could also do tea eggs with this method, just steep up to two days in strong tea after cracking.

It'll actually affect the flavour, too, in addition to giving it a cool colour and a marble texture.
User avatar #45 - happygrowman (10/17/2012) [-]
i tried this! turns out i am the worlds ********* cook who cant even cook eggs.

now if you excuse me i have to clean my floor
#59 - CXJokerXD (10/17/2012) [-]
No, I want reposts. As many non funny ones as you can find. Thanks OP!
User avatar #25 - LaughedatThat (10/17/2012) [-]
They reminded me of Dany's dragon eggs from A Game of Thrones.. I'm inclined to try this now
#11 - anon (10/17/2012) [-]
where are the green eggs and ham references here?
User avatar #26 to #11 - darkjustifier (10/17/2012) [-]
I do not like blue waffles sam , I do not like them sam I am
User avatar #4 - toxickooties (10/17/2012) [-]
**** .YES.
#55 - crosskill (10/17/2012) [-]
*******		 demon spawn.
******* demon spawn.
#46 - killboy (10/17/2012) [-]
They look delicious.
They look delicious.
User avatar #19 - gragasvlad (10/17/2012) [-]
am i supposed to heat them first?
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