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is so fucking unbelievable.
I' ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is
she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is
extremely and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but
herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough
brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on
the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is acero on
a scale of 1 to IO. I' m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I
think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive bythe hardware store, she moans
like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just
your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I' m
sure after work. He probably hasn' t been saber anytime in the last ten years, and he' s only
22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960' s, and to make things worse, he
brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane
walk around from the smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it' s
trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, bath of them are constantly hungry, requiring
multiple stops to and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fur: btards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. - with
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