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helpful tips for everyday life part 1

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#11 - zanxoo (10/16/2012) [-]
**** you OP.
#9 - ichbinlecher (10/16/2012) [-]
I work security.  Please do the picture thing.  I can promise you that you will not remember what your child looks like, most people can't.  I have had parents tell me their child has a different color hair.  The picture, being taken day of, will be perfect.  If you buy merchandise there, take a new picture.   
   
Picture is so people read this comment.
I work security. Please do the picture thing. I can promise you that you will not remember what your child looks like, most people can't. I have had parents tell me their child has a different color hair. The picture, being taken day of, will be perfect. If you buy merchandise there, take a new picture.

Picture is so people read this comment.
#142 to #9 - steelbubble (10/17/2012) [-]
Alternatively:

Systematically take pictures of young children that you see around the park. Keep track of these kids using a log, then when one gets separated and goes to look for a park employee, walk up to the employee, show them the picture, and walk off with the kid. If they resist, ad lib something about how we've talked about lying and how wrong it is.

Free child labor!
#19 to #9 - ohgodwaitimatheist (10/16/2012) [-]
Just kidding. Will do, sir.
Just kidding. Will do, sir.
#13 to #9 - Peirs (10/16/2012) [-]
"Uh... yeah. My kid has... brown hair? And he has... such an adorable face and um... and a very scrumptious buttox?"
"I'm sorry sir?"
"Just find me a bo.. er.. my boy."
#91 to #13 - ungluedflyer ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
MY BOY
User avatar #54 to #13 - ararat (10/16/2012) [-]
just find me a boner my boy
User avatar #40 - aldheim (10/16/2012) [-]
>Everyday life
>First one is about girlfriends.
You had one job OP.
#60 to #52 - wilfredfanforever (10/16/2012) [-]
I ******* love your username.
User avatar #67 to #60 - eddiethead (10/16/2012) [-]
And I yours.
Wilfred the TV show, right?
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#15 - bensho (10/16/2012) [-]
A friend of mine uses the space bar as his passcode. Genius.
A friend of mine uses the space bar as his passcode. Genius.
User avatar #23 to #15 - novren (10/16/2012) [-]
And now everybody knows.
Thanks to you.
User avatar #41 to #23 - tippidyt (10/16/2012) [-]
Good luck. You have around 1/7. billion chance to find him.
#162 to #41 - stickymuffins (10/17/2012) [-]
>implying everyone has a passcode
+1
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#55 to #41 - Rascal (10/16/2012) [-]
You mean less than a billion? I don't think we even reached the billion internet users yet.
#80 to #55 - tippidyt (10/16/2012) [-]
Didn't think that one through..
#64 to #55 - Rascal (10/16/2012) [-]
There are about a billion users... Just on FACEBOOK!
User avatar #320 to #64 - epiccappytan (10/17/2012) [-]
Yeah but people make multiple accounts...
#28 to #23 - jibb (10/16/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#219 - thesandnigger (10/17/2012) [-]
I stopped at girlfriend
User avatar #14 - InsertFunnyPhrase (10/16/2012) [-]
What if you get 0 thumbs even?
User avatar #25 to #14 - bigbaddrag (10/16/2012) [-]
he invades Poland
#18 to #14 - basilbrush (10/16/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw
#290 - mahnamesjakers (10/17/2012) [-]
That keyring in the zipper thing is perfect. Definitely doing that everyday.
#304 to #290 - taila (10/17/2012) [-]
MFW seeing your picture.
#299 - holypiez (10/17/2012) [-]
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hear is some thing help full
#151 - angelooo (10/17/2012) [-]
To the person who made these
To the person who made these
#159 to #151 - curtt (10/17/2012) [-]
especially since he made 2 separate ones at the same time for double the thumbs
I must say its a smart idea
OPs fw
#103 - LocoJoe (10/17/2012) [-]
>MFW I'm a spic
>MFW I live next to nothing but Rachito's, Fiesta's, and Ranchero's grocery stores
>MFW the entire store is the mexican section
#89 - arnoldbusk (10/16/2012) [-]
I work in a supermarket, and the mexican thing is true, even here in Denmark. Chopped tomato is 2 DKK cheaper than it is 5 metres away.
#97 to #89 - iluvharrypotter (10/17/2012) [-]
******* bean ******* infiltrate denmark too
#30 - satyrn (10/16/2012) [-]
Earplugs? **** it, I'll get hearing aids when I'm 50.
#43 to #30 - MisfitsFan (10/16/2012) [-]
What are earplugs?
User avatar #44 to #43 - satyrn (10/16/2012) [-]
Basically dicks you put in your ears.
thumbed just for trivium
User avatar #379 to #44 - MisfitsFan (10/17/2012) [-]
I know what earplugs are haha i was being sarcastic
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#53 to #49 - deantaylor (10/16/2012) [-]
no...
no...
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#179 to #58 - Chane (10/17/2012) [-]
It's not relevant. I'm a "brony", and god, I hate seeing pony **** outside of pony posts. Especially ****** crossovers.
User avatar #74 to #30 - mrvoorhees (10/16/2012) [-]
Listening to Decadence as I scroll down to find this.
#270 to #30 - breakfastlunch (10/17/2012) [-]
Disturbed's concerts are ******* amazing. Saw them last summer... best ticket I've ever bought.

I really hope they come out of their hiatus and give us another legendary album.
User avatar #33 to #30 - dunkleosteus ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
nah man, you get deafened by concerts so much that it doesn't make a difference in the volume. Last concert I went to I wore earplugs. All it does is drown out the background noise so you can really hear the chords and lyrics. (unless death metal. in that case you won't hear anything dicernible anyway)
User avatar #45 to #33 - enclavesoldier (10/16/2012) [-]
*cough* *cough* Nile *cough*
User avatar #34 to #33 - satyrn (10/16/2012) [-]
Concerts are all about the atmosphere for me, so killing the "background" really ruins it for me. I'm a bit of a concert junkie, so I might wear earplugs for the opening acts just to save my hearing for the main gig, but I'll NEVER wear them once the main band comes on stage.
User avatar #35 to #34 - dunkleosteus ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
I don't know... I couldn't hear the song at ALL when I went until I put the ear plugs in. up to you though.
User avatar #36 to #35 - satyrn (10/16/2012) [-]
I think my mind fills in a lot of the gaps where I can't hear the music, because I generally know the band I'm listening to. Either that or my hearing's so ****** already that I'm getting earplug-sound without any earplugs.
User avatar #32 to #30 - fixator (10/16/2012) [-]
It's just another way to die.
#349 - phatsno (10/17/2012) [-]
thanks OP
now i can fix those ******* shorts that have that lazy zipper
User avatar #140 - jesusthegardener (10/17/2012) [-]
WHAT I LEARNED ON FUNNYJUNK TODAY IS...
User avatar #153 to #140 - robodarkvision (10/17/2012) [-]
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**bogbean rolls 4** Am I a homosexual?
#111 - mrkillernine (10/17/2012) [-]
I love being Mexican ^__^
I love being Mexican ^__^
#161 - hybredmoon (10/17/2012) [-]
Well gee, no one would have guessed the accented letter UNTIL NOW you gonorrhea festering dick hole *Goes to change all his passwords*
User avatar #163 to #161 - sorinshrouds (10/17/2012) [-]
Made me lol
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