For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone sage,
You don' t know Jack Schitt?
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you an now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married o, Schitt, the owner of Needier N, Schitt, me They had one son, Jack,
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Halie Schitt, Giva Schitt,
mile Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 veers, aack and Noe Schitt divorced,
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous
name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
And they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six chidren, mile Schitt and Siva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently
married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony,
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the nuptials.
The children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy; with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, ‘You don' t know Jack Schitt,' you an correct them.
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