Mitchell Wilson (joke in desc.). and now for a joke, ahem.... A talent agent is sitting in his office. A normal American family walks in, a mom, dad, son, daugh tldr RIP mitchell
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Mitchell Wilson (joke in desc.)

Mitchell Wilson (joke in desc.). and now for a joke, ahem.... A talent agent is sitting in his office. A normal American family walks in, a mom, dad, son, daugh

and now for a joke, ahem....
A talent agent is sitting in his office. A normal American family walks in, a mom, dad, son, daughter, and a dog.The talent agent says "show me what you do." So the father drops his pants takes off his shirt, then he undresses his wife. The son and the daughter undress each other and they start ******* on the floor while the dog is pissing on them. The father starts ******* his wife in the ass as the mother is eating her daughter's cunt as the daughter is blowing the son as the son is chewing on the dog's balls. Now the father starts fist ******* the daughter in the ass as the daughter is licking out her brother's asshole as the brother is eating his mother's cunt as the mother is blowing the dog, and with his big fist the father fist ***** the dog in the ass. Now the father starts ******* the daughter in the ass as the daughter is fist ******* her brother in the ass while the son is eating his mother's cunt as the mother is eating the dog's asshole. Now the son gets a rope, ties it to a fan, and jumps off and through strangling he has a huge orgasm. Now the mother and daughter shove rats up their cunts and the rats start chewing on the inside of their cunts. Now the father and son start ******* the mother and daughter and now the rats start chewing on their dicks and now there is cunt and dick blood all over the place. Now the rats are jerked off and start cumming onto the the family, on their face, chest, and mouth. Now the dog takes a tremendous **** on the floor. Now the son squeezes his pimple filled with puss and juice into his mother's cunt and shoves his face in it and starts eating it out while the daughter squeezes her blackheads onto her father's dick while the rats take ***** on the father's dick and the son and the daughter start blowing the father with **** and blackheads on his dick. Now the father starts fist ******* the rats in the ass. Now the dog bites the heads off of the rats and the father and son start ******* the rats in the neck. Now the father takes a tremendous **** on the floor. Now the mother pulls out her glass eye and the son starts ******* her in the eye socket and fills up her eye socket with cum. And they **** in piss and **** and cum and pimple puss and blackheads for 5 hours straight. And when they are done the family stands up and takes a bow. And the talent agent says "that's an interesting act, what do you call yourself?", and the entire family says "THE ARISTOCRATS!".

Been away from the internet for a while
and when I come back, everyone us
going ape **** over this amanda todd for
killing herself after being targeted from
bullying.
At first I' m like, that' s actually sad, a
tragedy that someone would be so
desperate to take their own life bacause
of the way they are treated...
But then I saw her story and now it
changed my view of her.
This is Mitchell Wilson. By his 1 tth
birthday, Mitchell Wilson had already
endured a lifetime of pain. He was 8
when his mother died of cancer three
years ago. The next year he was
diagnosed with muscular dystrophy, a
degenerative and incurable disease that
was slowly destroying his muscles and
would one day leave him paralyzed.
And last November, while on one of his
prescribed daily walks, Mitchell was
lumped by a boy he knew
from his elementary school in Pickering.
The older child, who was after the
iphone Mitchell borrowed from his
father to listen to music while he walked,
smashed Mitchell' s face into the
pavement so hard he broke some of the
boy' s teeth. The attack, Mitchell' s
parents say, led their son on a
downward spiral which culminated in his
suicide earlier that month. "He was
never the same after the mugging,” said
Mitchell' s father, Craig Wilson, who
found his son' s lifeless body on Sept. 6
a plastic bag tied around the young
boy' s head - when he went to wake him
up for what would have been his first
day of Grade 6. “Ultimately it shattered
his We." The alleged mugger was
arrested the day after the attack,
charged with assault and removed from
Woodcreek Public School. But the older
boy' s friends remained, and they blamed
Mitchell for getting their friend in
trouble - following him home from
school and taunting him about his slow
and laboured gait.
He ultimately took his life so he didn' t
have part in the bully' s conviction.
Not once did I see a Mitchell wilson
post reach front page and all that is
on front page is that girl. Listen,
bullying is wrong and its
psycological traumas its leaves can
be devistating, but amanda kind of
did it to herself, soming like an the
ulitmate attention whore in my
opinion. Mitchell was an 1 1 boy with
was partially disabled and was
bullied because of it. Not for flailing
around his tits and being regretful
about it after.
Where is his recognition?
...
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#163 - decayingapple ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
I had a feel at first, but then the description killed it.
#10 - skelejockey (10/15/2012) [-]
Did umm...did anyone else read the description?
User avatar #198 to #10 - thedungeonmaster (10/16/2012) [-]
/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk
Here, it's funnier when he tells it
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#522 to #10 - Shinehammer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#691 to #10 - skelejockey (10/16/2012) [-]
I will never forget this moment, this is my proudest moment.
#221 to #10 - thedancinglobsters (10/16/2012) [-]
No, you were the only one.
#290 to #10 - xtrem (10/16/2012) [-]
I'LL read it later
User avatar #244 to #10 - snakebelmont (10/16/2012) [-]
There's a whole movie dedicated to that joke, it's called the aristrocrats, it's a sort of documentary based around the joke
#443 to #244 - sheiladikshit (10/16/2012) [-]
why is it called the aristocrats?
User avatar #449 to #443 - snakebelmont (10/16/2012) [-]
I think it's because, An aristocrat is a member of an aristocracy, a form of government in which a few of the most prominent citizens rule (got that little bit from wiki) which means that the things in the joke are the opposite of what an aristocrat would do, or that it's because the aristocrats are basically filthy discusting people in secret. i dunno. just speculation
User avatar #584 to #449 - themanta (10/16/2012) [-]
i thought it was a joke about all the inbreeding among aristocrats, so the wealth stays within the family.
User avatar #625 to #584 - snakebelmont (10/16/2012) [-]
That makes a lot more sense.
User avatar #25 to #10 - jubnik (10/15/2012) [-]
yes, but ive heard it told by gilburt godfreed
#376 to #25 - saladtongsofdeath (10/16/2012) [-]
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at YOLFUCK ** this joke is actually a training exercise for comedians.... its based on a theory that any joke can be funny when delivered properly
#197 - superchingles (10/16/2012) [-]
That is the funniest and most disturbing description I have EVER ******* read in my life.
#559 - peyko (10/16/2012) [-]
#409 - cidkh (10/16/2012) [-]
Amanda Todd Killed herself Oct 10, 2012

Todays date is Oct 16, 2012.

OP claims to have been away from the internet for awhile.

OP's last activity was Oct 4th where he uploaded a different picture

OP has maximally been away from the internet for 9 days

mfw 9 days is a long time to go without internet

also mfw I don't have enough thumbs to post a picture
#436 to #409 - ZenMacros ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
MFW you need thumbs to post a picture
#413 to #409 - cidkh (10/16/2012) [-]
by 9 days I of course meant 12. It's too early for this
#411 to #409 - drblue (10/16/2012) [-]
MFW you have no face
MFW you have no face
#375 - hauntzor (10/16/2012) [-]
Mfw the description
Mfw the description
#469 - cptnbarbrosa (10/16/2012) [-]
I'm not even concerned with the post. Seriously Did ANYONE read the description?? It was.... beautiful. It changed my life forever. Also my eyes are bleeding. Coincidence? I think so.
I'm not even concerned with the post. Seriously Did ANYONE read the description?? It was.... beautiful. It changed my life forever. Also my eyes are bleeding. Coincidence? I think so.
#476 to #469 - gisuar (10/16/2012) [-]
A talent agent is ******** in his office. that's what (not just, i guess) i read.
#373 - sundip (10/16/2012) [-]
..I did have a feel, but I read the description.
#144 - iamnewhere (10/16/2012) [-]
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Not about Amanda, and not about this kid.

I'm here for the funny, not reading about some kids killing themselves for whatever reason.
#151 to #144 - CrackPipeWillie (10/16/2012) [-]
Exactly, I'm tired of people shoving feel and suicide content down my throat/ I can here to laugh not to feel bad for people *gif related
Exactly, I'm tired of people shoving feel and suicide content down my throat/ I can here to laugh not to feel bad for people *gif related
User avatar #435 to #151 - anno (10/16/2012) [-]
Did you even check the description?
#319 to #144 - Rascal (10/16/2012) [-]
read the desc ...
you'll be confused,but amused...
#346 - ravyen (10/16/2012) [-]
So, wait. He gets mugged... Then kills himself EARLIER in the month? What, is he a goddamn Timelord?
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User avatar #569 to #562 - thetryings (10/16/2012) [-]
im from ontario too (Y) never heard bout this either
User avatar #589 to #569 - ixcarnifexxi (10/16/2012) [-]
******** Oakville!
more like Jokeville..
But yea, Pickering's not a bad hike from there, never heard of it.
#517 - whodeargaydear (10/16/2012) [-]
Ok, because of what the post is about, I can overlook all the spelling mistakes and words where they shouldn't be.   
   
But yes. I don't like Amanda Todd, it's her own fault to be honest. This boy, I feel for him I really do. Nice one OP.
Ok, because of what the post is about, I can overlook all the spelling mistakes and words where they shouldn't be.

But yes. I don't like Amanda Todd, it's her own fault to be honest. This boy, I feel for him I really do. Nice one OP.
#490 - SemiAnon ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
"The Aristocrats"
"The Aristocrats"
#188 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
>Description
#186 - vukzgbl (10/16/2012) [-]
I feel for this story, and you got my thumb, but dude....
#620 - mexikaner (10/16/2012) [-]
the joke did nothing
the joke did nothing
User avatar #571 - pottslande (10/16/2012) [-]
I agree with this post, but I think that the backlash, aka the people who feel they need to make fun of Amanda Todd post death and go on about how she deserved it, is also exactly the wrong way to approach this situation.

They were both people who were driven to the brink of suicide. That's a hard mindset to be in, no matter "why" you were driven there in the first place. Let the dead rest.
#507 - conagheraxe (10/16/2012) [-]
Sure I feel bad for Mitchell, it wasn't his fault, but Amanda Todd was a whore. She did drugs and alcohol, had sex with a boy who already HAD a girlfriend, and she showed her tits or masturbated on webcam in online chat rooms on multiple occasions. Then a few people called her a dumbass and she drank bleach to get out of the pile of 			****		 she had dug herself into.   
   
They're completely different scenarios.
Sure I feel bad for Mitchell, it wasn't his fault, but Amanda Todd was a whore. She did drugs and alcohol, had sex with a boy who already HAD a girlfriend, and she showed her tits or masturbated on webcam in online chat rooms on multiple occasions. Then a few people called her a dumbass and she drank bleach to get out of the pile of **** she had dug herself into.

They're completely different scenarios.
User avatar #515 to #507 - bogbean (10/16/2012) [-]
You are my hero.
User avatar #518 to #507 - whodeargaydear (10/16/2012) [-]
So true.
#304 - holypiez (10/16/2012) [-]
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mfw description
#234 - willgum (10/16/2012) [-]
mfw content
#235 to #234 - willgum (10/16/2012) [-]
mfw description
#242 to #235 - cactuscheese (10/16/2012) [-]
mfw discription also.
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