Mitchell Wilson (joke in desc.). and now for a joke, ahem.... A talent agent is sitting in his office. A normal American family walks in, a mom, dad, son, daugh tldr RIP mitchell
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Mitchell Wilson (joke in desc.)

and now for a joke, ahem....
A talent agent is sitting in his office. A normal American family walks in, a mom, dad, son, daughter, and a dog.The talent agent says "show me what you do." So the father drops his pants takes off his shirt, then he undresses his wife. The son and the daughter undress each other and they start ******* on the floor while the dog is pissing on them. The father starts ******* his wife in the ass as the mother is eating her daughter's cunt as the daughter is blowing the son as the son is chewing on the dog's balls. Now the father starts fist ******* the daughter in the ass as the daughter is licking out her brother's asshole as the brother is eating his mother's cunt as the mother is blowing the dog, and with his big fist the father fist ***** the dog in the ass. Now the father starts ******* the daughter in the ass as the daughter is fist ******* her brother in the ass while the son is eating his mother's cunt as the mother is eating the dog's asshole. Now the son gets a rope, ties it to a fan, and jumps off and through strangling he has a huge orgasm. Now the mother and daughter shove rats up their cunts and the rats start chewing on the inside of their cunts. Now the father and son start ******* the mother and daughter and now the rats start chewing on their dicks and now there is cunt and dick blood all over the place. Now the rats are jerked off and start cumming onto the the family, on their face, chest, and mouth. Now the dog takes a tremendous **** on the floor. Now the son squeezes his pimple filled with puss and juice into his mother's cunt and shoves his face in it and starts eating it out while the daughter squeezes her blackheads onto her father's dick while the rats take ***** on the father's dick and the son and the daughter start blowing the father with **** and blackheads on his dick. Now the father starts fist ******* the rats in the ass. Now the dog bites the heads off of the rats and the father and son start ******* the rats in the neck. Now the father takes a tremendous **** on the floor. Now the mother pulls out her glass eye and the son starts ******* her in the eye socket and fills up her eye socket with cum. And they **** in piss and **** and cum and pimple puss and blackheads for 5 hours straight. And when they are done the family stands up and takes a bow. And the talent agent says "that's an interesting act, what do you call yourself?", and the entire family says "THE ARISTOCRATS!".

Been away from the internet for a while
and when I come back, everyone us
going ape **** over this amanda todd for
killing herself after being targeted from
bullying.
At first I' m like, that' s actually sad, a
tragedy that someone would be so
desperate to take their own life bacause
of the way they are treated...
But then I saw her story and now it
changed my view of her.
This is Mitchell Wilson. By his 1 tth
birthday, Mitchell Wilson had already
endured a lifetime of pain. He was 8
when his mother died of cancer three
years ago. The next year he was
diagnosed with muscular dystrophy, a
degenerative and incurable disease that
was slowly destroying his muscles and
would one day leave him paralyzed.
And last November, while on one of his
prescribed daily walks, Mitchell was
lumped by a boy he knew
from his elementary school in Pickering.
The older child, who was after the
iphone Mitchell borrowed from his
father to listen to music while he walked,
smashed Mitchell' s face into the
pavement so hard he broke some of the
boy' s teeth. The attack, Mitchell' s
parents say, led their son on a
downward spiral which culminated in his
suicide earlier that month. "He was
never the same after the mugging,” said
Mitchell' s father, Craig Wilson, who
found his son' s lifeless body on Sept. 6
a plastic bag tied around the young
boy' s head - when he went to wake him
up for what would have been his first
day of Grade 6. “Ultimately it shattered
his We." The alleged mugger was
arrested the day after the attack,
charged with assault and removed from
Woodcreek Public School. But the older
boy' s friends remained, and they blamed
Mitchell for getting their friend in
trouble - following him home from
school and taunting him about his slow
and laboured gait.
He ultimately took his life so he didn' t
have part in the bully' s conviction.
Not once did I see a Mitchell wilson
post reach front page and all that is
on front page is that girl. Listen,
bullying is wrong and its
psycological traumas its leaves can
be devistating, but amanda kind of
did it to herself, soming like an the
ulitmate attention whore in my
opinion. Mitchell was an 1 1 boy with
was partially disabled and was
bullied because of it. Not for flailing
around his tits and being regretful
about it after.
Where is his recognition?
...
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#10 - skelejockey (10/15/2012) [+] (12 replies)
Did umm...did anyone else read the description?
#163 - decayingapple ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
I had a feel at first, but then the description killed it.
#144 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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Not about Amanda, and not about this kid.

I'm here for the funny, not reading about some kids killing themselves for whatever reason.
#197 - superchingles (10/16/2012) [-]
That is the funniest and most disturbing description I have EVER ******* read in my life.
#409 - cidkh ONLINE (10/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Amanda Todd Killed herself Oct 10, 2012

Todays date is Oct 16, 2012.

OP claims to have been away from the internet for awhile.

OP's last activity was Oct 4th where he uploaded a different picture

OP has maximally been away from the internet for 9 days

mfw 9 days is a long time to go without internet

also mfw I don't have enough thumbs to post a picture
#40 - therealslim (10/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**** her
The more I looked into it, the more I realized she was a waste of perfectly good oxygen. And to me suicide and self mutilation is just ******* stupid
You want to know what makes me feel better then cutting myself
Cutting the ************ who made me want to cut something.
an suicide is basically life's version of ragequit
Oh Ive been bullied because I flashed a guy
I know 10 girls at my school who have had completely nude pictures of them plastered on the highschool grounds do you know what they did?
They got ******* pissed they didnt kill themselves
One should never pity the dead. Its the living you should feel sorry for
in this case everyone had a ******* big to do over the fact that no one "helped her"
**** the bitch. the only reason it got national headlines is because she was cute
nothing gets the pity flowing like something terrible happening to a cute girl
You want to know who I pity
Not the girl at my high school who committed suicide because her boyfriend cheated on her
I pity the girl in my school who realized what joys life brought to the world
And was so horrifically taken out of in a headon car wreck. I was on my way home from school
I saw everything that happened. I along with 4 other people went to go help
They called paramedics while I tried to pry out the door of the truck to get them out
The girl and her brother where on their way back home when someone was on their side of the line she swerved so they wouldn't clip them, I also had to .then She over-corrected because of the gravel

Call me biased but once I finally dug this girl out of the truck Only to see it was one of the girls from 3 of my classes and a good kid dying it might have ****** me up a little. Nothing like watching the life slip from the eyes of an innocent girl that I talked to everyday and had so much to live for to make you realize how precious life is and seeing people waste theirs tik's me off
dont pity the stupid
Copied from other thread because to long to retype
#559 - peyko ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #510 - moonay (10/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I know I'm probably going to get a sea of red thumbs for this, but I honestly can't stand suicidal people. Yeah I know everyone deals with things differently, but I just don't see how that can ever be an option. When I was 8 I was diagnosed with Leukemia for the first time. I gained a lot of weight from steroids and none of my friends really saw me again until I was about 10 years old. From the age of 10-12 I was a normal kid until when I was in mid 7th grade I got cancer again. Again I was in the hospital every weekend, missed 66 days of school, lost most of my best friends, and just didn't feel the same as everyone else. Luckily once high school hit I got to be me again..well until Junior year, when the cancer came back and I had to go through treatment again. I had to go through chemo, couldn't even go to school to finish my junior or senior year, had to take school at home, and had to be in a hospital 4 hours away for a transplant for 30 days in isolation from basically everything. I know that everyone has their reasons, but not once did I ever feel like suicide would help me. I may have lost friends, and lost out on a lot of my childhood, but dealing with that kind of thing makes you who you are, and honestly just makes you stronger.
#15 - norwegiansnowman ONLINE (10/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
- After my best bro died in a car accident I was devastated, I got to school the next morning, feeling 						****					, just sitting there alone and couldn't talk to anybody. Then out of nowhere my other friend came and just gave me a pat on the back, letting me know that he was there for me. That simple gesture just made my day. All it took was a pat on the back. -   
   
Sometimes, all people need is just a simple hug or a greeting. That is all the tools you need to brighten one's day. Just a simple kind gesture.    
You never know when someone around you is feeling 						****					.   
Go and brighten their day. Just say hi.
- After my best bro died in a car accident I was devastated, I got to school the next morning, feeling **** , just sitting there alone and couldn't talk to anybody. Then out of nowhere my other friend came and just gave me a pat on the back, letting me know that he was there for me. That simple gesture just made my day. All it took was a pat on the back. -

Sometimes, all people need is just a simple hug or a greeting. That is all the tools you need to brighten one's day. Just a simple kind gesture.
You never know when someone around you is feeling **** .
Go and brighten their day. Just say hi.
User avatar #50 to #15 - lollidrop (10/16/2012) [-]
My Dad killed himself when I was 8. Because I was so young my friends never really absorbed the moment and kinda just went on living.
Several months after my father's death, my class visited the local church. We each got to "write a prayer" and stick it to the wall as a form of praying. Most "prayed" for games and **** because we were just children and that's what we did, but this one kid wrote "I want my friend Alex and his family to be ok", even though I'd never really spoken to him before that. The fact that this one boy had done something so selfless for someone he wasn't that close to made me so happy.
#375 - hauntzor (10/16/2012) [-]
Mfw the description
Mfw the description
User avatar #177 - thedarkestrogue (10/16/2012) [-]
The description....
That is not a joke. Thats just.....what the **** .
#130 - bdub (10/16/2012) [-]
MFW the description....
User avatar #95 - agentdennis (10/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
PRO TIP: When the internet doesn't make fun of something, that probably means the internet respects it.
#234 - willgum (10/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
mfw content
#235 to #234 - willgum (10/16/2012) [-]
mfw description
+12
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#125 - anonymous (10/16/2012) [+] (6 replies)
This kid actually got physically harassed, not this ********** we call "cyber bullying". From kindergarden on we've been taught **** like; "words can't hurt us", "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me", and from many a good father "suck it up".

Since when is cyber bullying more important than actual, ******* , problems in the world?
User avatar #162 to #125 - MakiChan (10/16/2012) [-]
cyber bullying is more mental and even emotional which can be just as bad as physical bullying. people can be more cruel on the internet and it can lead to physical bullying esp if its kids that go to same school. it also just takes one more place the person has to feel safer or whatever too. i didnt have to worry about cyber bullying since facebook didnt exist as well as most online places where the bullying takes place.....i just got the physical and mental stuff in person.
#469 - cptnbarbrosa (10/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm not even concerned with the post. Seriously Did ANYONE read the description?? It was.... beautiful. It changed my life forever. Also my eyes are bleeding. Coincidence? I think so.
I'm not even concerned with the post. Seriously Did ANYONE read the description?? It was.... beautiful. It changed my life forever. Also my eyes are bleeding. Coincidence? I think so.
#373 - sundip (10/16/2012) [-]
..I did have a feel, but I read the description.
#88 - avengersassemble (10/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<---The kid who bullied him...
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