What the fuck did you just fucking say

i read it in the voice of the flying dutchman from spongebob

That was the voice i used... damn

Wha' th' loot did ye jus' farrgin' yolo about me, ye wee wayne? I'll 'ave ye know I graduated top o' me crew in th' SwagFags, 'n I've been involved in numerous Obey Records , 'n I 'ave o'er 300 confirmed Swaggers. I be trained in wearin' snapbacks 'n I be th' top poser in th' entire Swagfag Army. Ye be naught t' me but jus' another No loot. I shall loot ye th' farrg out wit' swagger th' likes o' which has ne'er been seen afore on this Earth, mark me farrgin' hashtags. Ye reckon ye can get away wit' nah lootin' pictures in th' mirror o'er th' Internet? Reckon again, ****** . As we speak I be contactin' me mom, she has alot o' loot, 'n yer ratchet arse be bein' traced right now so ye better prepare fer th' yolo, ***** . Th' yolo that wipes out th' pathetic wee thin' ye call yer loot. Ye're farrgin' dead, ***** . I can loot anywhere, anytime, 'n I can loot in o'er seven hundred ways, 'n that's jus' wit' me baggy skinny jeans. Nah only am I extensively trained in havin' plugs 'n snake bites, but I 'ave access t' th' entire Hollister store. 'n I shall use it t' its full swaggness t' wipe yer miserable loot off th' face o' tumblr, ye wee Non trend follower. I shall loot yolo all o'er ye 'n ye will loot in it. Ye're farrgin' dead, ***** .

....That was awesome.

Game of Thrones:

By the Old Gods and the New, what did you ******* say about me, you little imp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my ***** in the Kingsguard, I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids Beyond the Wall and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in jousting and I’m the top archer in the Seven Kingdoms. You’re as useful as ******* on a breastplate. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Westeros, my words are hardly wind. You think you can get away with sending messages like that to me with a raven? Think again, bastard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Faceless Men across Westeros and your holdfast is being scouted right now, you just woke the Dragon, bastard. The Dragon that burns up this pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, imp. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Night’s Watch and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the Seven Kingdoms, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” jape was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t you didn’t, and now you’re paying your debts, you witless fool. I will sacrifice you to the Drowned Gods. You’re ******* dead, bastard.

And my probable favorite...

My Good Man:

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law ***** in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

I have an Elder Scrolls one:

By the Nine Divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my ***** in the College of Winterhold, and I've been known to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovahkiin. You think you can come into my mind through this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every ******** and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you Draugr. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood, Mages College, and untold hordes of Daedric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of Oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to Oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're ******* dead, milk-drinker.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=njrY-6ISsg8 oh lawdy this is 100 percent related. it's not top comment, but you should be able to find it, the guy said something like '420 BITCH SMOKE IT EVERYDAY SWED LEGALIZE 666 420', and when someone told him to **** off, he came back with the ******* 'what the **** did you just ******* say about me?'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0azhi_w8AD0