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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I' ll have you
know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and We been involved in
numerous secret raids on ., and I have over no confirmed kills. I am
trained in gorilla warfare and I' m the top sniper in the entire us armed forces.
You are nothing to me butturt _ I will wipe you the fuck out with
precision the likes inwhich has never been seen before on this Earth, you' re
fucking dead, kiddo.
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What in Davy Jones' megust bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I' ll have
ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and Ne led numerous
raids on fishing villages, and raped over son wenches. I be trained in hatband-
run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high
seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I' ll have gorguts for
garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true.
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#4 - Saundazzz

Reply+17

(10/15/2012)[-]

Read the whole reply in a pirate voice. My brain is good at accents.

#6 to #4 - TheSock

Reply+11

(10/15/2012)[-]

i read it in the voice of the flying dutchman from spongebob

#14 to #6 - jkoczor

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(10/15/2012)[-]

That was the voice i used... damn

#18 - MasterMario

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(10/15/2012)[-]

What the swag did you just ******* yolo about me, you little wayne? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I've been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I'm the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the **** out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, *****. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You're ******* dead, *****. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You're ******* dead, *****.

#21 to #18 - captchakid

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(10/15/2012)[-]

Wha' th' loot did ye jus' farrgin' yolo about me, ye wee wayne? I'll 'ave ye know I graduated top o' me crew in th' SwagFags, 'n I've been involved in numerous Obey Records , 'n I 'ave o'er 300 confirmed Swaggers. I be trained in wearin' snapbacks 'n I be th' top poser in th' entire Swagfag Army. Ye be naught t' me but jus' another No loot. I shall loot ye th' farrg out wit' swagger th' likes o' which has ne'er been seen afore on this Earth, mark me farrgin' hashtags. Ye reckon ye can get away wit' nah lootin' pictures in th' mirror o'er th' Internet? Reckon again, ******. As we speak I be contactin' me mom, she has alot o' loot, 'n yer ratchet arse be bein' traced right now so ye better prepare fer th' yolo, *****. Th' yolo that wipes out th' pathetic wee thin' ye call yer loot. Ye're farrgin' dead, *****. I can loot anywhere, anytime, 'n I can loot in o'er seven hundred ways, 'n that's jus' wit' me baggy skinny jeans. Nah only am I extensively trained in havin' plugs 'n snake bites, but I 'ave access t' th' entire Hollister store. 'n I shall use it t' its full swaggness t' wipe yer miserable loot off th' face o' tumblr, ye wee Non trend follower. I shall loot yolo all o'er ye 'n ye will loot in it. Ye're farrgin' dead, *****.

#22 to #21 - heartlessrobot#129 on commentsRank#129

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(10/15/2012)[-]

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you milk drinker? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Destruction School of Magic, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Windhelm, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Thu'um warfare and I'm the top archer in the entire imperial army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Tamriel, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of assassins across the entire provinces and you're being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the The Companions and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn welp. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.

#20 to #18 - goldenpotato

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(10/15/2012)[-]

....That was awesome.

#7 - darkroro

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(10/15/2012)[-]

gorilla warfare

#10 - shizzel

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(10/15/2012)[-]

I found a thread with a few more copypastas.

Pirate:

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true.

You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist.

Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

#11 to #10 - shizzel

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(10/15/2012)[-]

Game of Thrones:

By the Old Gods and the New, what did you ******* say about me, you little imp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kingsguard, I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids Beyond the Wall and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in jousting and I’m the top archer in the Seven Kingdoms. You’re as useful as nipples on a breastplate. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Westeros, my words are hardly wind. You think you can get away with sending messages like that to me with a raven? Think again, bastard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Faceless Men across Westeros and your holdfast is being scouted right now, you just woke the Dragon, bastard. The Dragon that burns up this pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, imp. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Night’s Watch and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Seven Kingdoms, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” jape was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t you didn’t, and now you’re paying your debts, you witless fool. I will sacrifice you to the Drowned Gods. You’re ******* dead, bastard.

#12 to #11 - shizzel

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(10/15/2012)[-]

And my probable favorite...

My Good Man:

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

#13 to #12 - doopleganger

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(10/15/2012)[-]

I have an Elder Scrolls one:

By the Nine Divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been known to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovahkiin. You think you can come into my mind through this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you Draugr. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood, Mages College, and untold hordes of Daedric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of Oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to Oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're ******* dead, milk-drinker.

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#31 - mizory

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(10/16/2012)[-]

MFW "gorilla" warfare