Love?. . For a Boy its eaiser to pick up 40 - 50 kg girl. But For the same Boy its m' 'quiet difficult to pick up a 14. kkg Gas cylinder Moral of the story: Ded
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Love?

For a Boy its eaiser to pick
up 40 - 50 kg girl.
But For the same Boy its
m' 'quiet difficult to pick up a
14. kkg Gas cylinder
Moral of the story:
Dedication and interest
matters " z)
1] so KG ON THE
SURFACE OF , ABDOMEN
AND SHOULDERS,
2] GIRLS CENTER OF MASS
ABOVE THE ' S FEET
1) 14/ 2 KG DISTRIBUTER
BY THE AREA OF HANDS
ONLY
2) CENTER OF MASS OUT
OF RANGE
MORAL OF THE STORY':
PHYSICS MATTERS
WE FAKE IT JUST TO IMPRESS THE BITCHES...
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#32 - amandatoddd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#136 to #32 - darkrei (10/15/2012) [-]
>your username
#112 to #32 - ohgodwaitimatheist (10/15/2012) [-]
Perfect!
Perfect!
#137 to #32 - whiteniggers (10/15/2012) [-]
BUTT weight, there's more.
#152 - loolone (10/15/2012) [-]
Finally a post that isnt about the space jump
Finally a post that isnt about the space jump
User avatar #201 to #152 - ismellnewfag (10/15/2012) [-]
Finally a comment to do with the space jump. Guys a ******* legend man. Deal with it.
User avatar #209 to #163 - hassulol (10/15/2012) [-]
haha your username :D
#83 - bullbrigade (10/15/2012) [-]
You forgot a bit of surface
#215 - peeeons (10/15/2012) [-]
Well i don't know what many gas cylinders that can suck my penis.
User avatar #225 to #215 - everheat ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
Not many girls that can either.
User avatar #241 to #225 - capslockrage (10/15/2012) [-]
There's a difference between can, and won't.

If she's old enough to suck a juicebox, she's old enough to suck a cock
User avatar #256 to #241 - Jackimole (10/15/2012) [-]
Well, it depends on the girth of the penis. Have you ever tried shoving a really fat cock into the mouth of a toddler? It doesn't even fit.
User avatar #290 to #256 - chopyourhandoff (10/16/2012) [-]
I've been on the internet for too long.
I guess im screwed for my exam tomorrow
FML
Im going to sleep.
User avatar #281 to #256 - capslockrage (10/15/2012) [-]
Now that you ask........ actually.
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#234 to #215 - flutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#242 to #234 - happygrowman (10/15/2012) [-]
and they dont resist
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#282 to #242 - flutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #227 to #215 - dementedllama (10/15/2012) [-]
You're not looking hard enough.
#7 - pineapplepeople (10/15/2012) [-]
plus he can grab her ass.
User avatar #33 to #7 - moevleboevle (10/15/2012) [-]
maybe get her boobs in your face if you lift her high enough
#100 - ccarpio (10/15/2012) [-]
this plus I doubt he want to **** the gas cylinder
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#141 to #100 - jgk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #115 to #100 - archangel (10/15/2012) [-]
You never know he might be a Kings of Leon fan

your sex is on fire

well one spark and it is
User avatar #107 to #100 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/15/2012) [-]
you can never be to sure... people are into some odd ****
#105 to #100 - CottonTail (10/15/2012) [-]
**CottonTail rolled a random image posted in comment #1019738 at MLP Friendly Board ** it could be a really sexy cylinder.
**CottonTail rolled a random image posted in comment #1019738 at MLP Friendly Board ** it could be a really sexy cylinder.
#59 - unknownvsthirteen (10/15/2012) [-]
quiet difficult

quiet difficult

quiet difficult
#90 to #59 - fatimmortal (10/15/2012) [-]
Silence.
#145 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
In the olden days, there was no such thing as physics!
In the olden days, there was no such thing as physics!

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#188 - deadboyisalive **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#205 - moustachefingers (10/15/2012) [-]
"Upper body day has been passed down through the Armstrong family FOR GENERATIONS!"
"Upper body day has been passed down through the Armstrong family FOR GENERATIONS!"
#164 - anon (10/15/2012) [-]
Of course it's easy to pick up a girl and difficult to pick up a gas cylinder. Try buying a gas cylinder dinner and taking it to a movie, it will get you nowhere.

User avatar #153 - smashingprodigy (10/15/2012) [-]
Plus it's easier to pick up a girl when you know you're gonna get a hold of ass.
User avatar #154 to #153 - YUSEIWHAT (10/15/2012) [-]
That was the joke...
User avatar #156 to #154 - smashingprodigy (10/15/2012) [-]
Please explain. I don't recall that being the joke.
User avatar #161 to #156 - swiekim (10/15/2012) [-]
i think the joke part was suppose to be guys fake being unable to lift stuff at a certain weight but when we can get a grab of ass we can lift a mac truck although i'm not sure if i'm right or not
User avatar #165 to #161 - smashingprodigy (10/15/2012) [-]
I checked some of the comments below and no one made mention of that, which is why assumed the joke was just the physics and "to impress the bitches."

Come to think of it, I don't even think there was a joke. It was just an explanation.
User avatar #166 to #165 - swiekim (10/15/2012) [-]
i've no idea really i was just taking a guess
User avatar #167 to #166 - smashingprodigy (10/15/2012) [-]
I apologize if I sounded rude. And thank you for taking a stab at it!
User avatar #168 to #167 - swiekim (10/15/2012) [-]
always read things as bland as possible as not to accidently take offence to somebody, but you're welcome anyway
#31 - riddlerboy (10/15/2012) [-]
<--- this man disproves the 1st point without physics.
#149 - peraturabo (10/15/2012) [-]
how wimpy can you be if its hard for you to pick up a 14 kg gas cylinder?
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#195 to #149 - schneidend (10/15/2012) [-]
"Hard" is subjective. As far as I'm concerned, if I'm lifting an object that I make sure to lift with my knees, it is "heavy." If I can't throw it across the room on a whim, it is "heavy." Etc.
User avatar #82 - blargmode ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
Also, the gas cylinder doesn't grab onto you
User avatar #87 to #82 - Maroon ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
plus, the handle of the cylinder isn't nice and soft and round like a girls butt
User avatar #88 to #87 - faithrider (10/15/2012) [-]
oh you mean the difference between the material of the two hadles matters? i wouldn't know...
User avatar #97 to #88 - Maroon ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
its easier to lift something with a soft grip that distributes the weight than a hard metal that puts a lot of pressure on you
#63 - khakykage (10/15/2012) [-]
**khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #168 at What I do in my spare time. ** The amount of 			*****		 i give for this post are equal to number of flying coloerd unicorn
**khakykage rolled a random image posted in comment #168 at What I do in my spare time. ** The amount of ***** i give for this post are equal to number of flying coloerd unicorn
#146 - davemill (10/15/2012) [-]
I pick up girls with this
User avatar #177 to #146 - theFbomb (10/15/2012) [-]
Thank you for posting that picture. It filled me with joy. :)
#180 to #146 - alpacino (10/15/2012) [-]
I have that same microwave.
#121 - HaloMythbuster ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
Why don't we have both?
#245 - lazragoon (10/15/2012) [-]
If that girl weights 40-50kg shes about as anorexic as possible.
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