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The coward: Every platoon has
one. Everything about: his body
language says he' s hesitant,
afraid, and too busy regretting
all the girls he never kissed
to shoot at anybody. If these
toys were in color, there’ d be
a yellow stain across the front
of his pants.
Yeah, he looks badass.
Like he' s caught in some primal
1: . There are just
two problems: First, that is not:
in any way how a gun works. And
second, he Basically has polio:
If you ever tried to stand him
up, the t: rifle would
topple him right over. He spent
most battles casually leaning
against; jeeps like a worktime
Fonsie.
Nothing exciting to see here,"
says the Binocular Pointing Guy,
fights over there. The only
good thing about: t: his guy is
that there are always a dis-
proportionately large number of
them- For every
badass, there are three
telling him which way to throw.
For some reason, it' s the only
figure you never lose.
You don' t; bring a knife to a
and you don* t bring a
metal detector to a pretend war-
Minesweeper Guy is absolutely
vital in a real war, yes, but no
til year old is spending playtime
painstakingly sweeping the area
for mines. And if they are,
they” re probably autistic and
you should be understanding of
their differences.
Just like Binocular Pointing Guy,
except he has eschewed even the
miniscule value that pointing at:
stuff brings to the battlefield.
There he is, smiling politely
and waving, apparently trying
to introduce himself to war.
Some guys bring bazookas, some
guys bring bayonets; this guy
brought manners.
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#190 - queefsister has deleted their comment [-]
#188 - holypiez (10/15/2012) [-]
**holypiez rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at SUPRISE MOTHERF**KER ** what i had a fake war with
**holypiez rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at SUPRISE MOTHERF**KER ** what i had a fake war with
#187 - poophed (10/15/2012) [-]
i had a bunch with bows and arrows. they were always pretty useless against tanks and **** but sorta badass if you think about it
#182 - alucardshellhound (10/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #180 - xSteadFastx (10/15/2012) [-]
It's funny because I always get more of these useless ******* than rifle-holding army men in all of my packs when I used to buy them. So then I'd have to buy more packs just so I get enough rifle-holding army men to actually play the ******* game.

It's a ******* conspiracy.
#179 - mitdwit (10/15/2012) [-]
Don't even get me ******* started on the bitch calling his BFF.
#191 to #179 - anonymous (10/15/2012) [-]
What the **** is that on his helmet?
#189 to #179 - holypiez (10/15/2012) [-]
man atleast this guy looks cool but there is no way i could put him on my carpet
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#176 - kiwibruuu (10/15/2012) [-]
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#173 - putridgrim (10/15/2012) [-]
I understand all their uses in reality, and I used them when I played but it was ****** annoying to get a bag and have it filled with 75% of these guys.
#172 - anonymous (10/15/2012) [-]
What if i told you the last one isn't waving, but warning you to stop, there are enemies ahead.
User avatar #165 - doodogger (10/15/2012) [-]
5.) Scout.

4.) Guy walking through water to keep his rifle dry.

3.) Guy pointing at where enemies are.

2.) Metal detector guy.

1.) Guy waving at allies/friendlies.
User avatar #168 to #165 - illegalartist (10/15/2012) [-]
when i played army men, i liked to hide they guys with rifles and have them shoot each other to **** . i never worried about crossing rivers, detecting mines, or waving to ****** friendlies
User avatar #164 - ilovehitler (10/15/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who would melt them with a magnifying glass to create an unholy supersoldier of demonic rape?
#160 - epicmustachguy (10/15/2012) [-]
i used to have boxes and boxes of these guys, i was so pissed off when i found out my mom sold them...
User avatar #159 - TopDawg (10/15/2012) [-]
I dunno about you guys but uhm, this was my Call of Duty, or Battlefield...
User avatar #166 to #159 - rattman (10/15/2012) [-]
OK.
User avatar #158 - loledat (10/15/2012) [-]
not stumbleupon's, cracked.com's
#156 - mynameisbillylol (10/15/2012) [-]
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#163 to #156 - cometfire (10/15/2012) [-]
Being stupid on the internet will lead to bleach drinking. For your sake, and the sake of the world, just shut the hell up.
#177 to #163 - kiwibruuu (10/15/2012) [-]
Someone make this man president of everything.
Someone make this man president of everything.
User avatar #150 - DroyLinker (10/15/2012) [-]
LOL BPG
why did that make me laugh so hard??
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#146 - giustobuffo (10/15/2012) [-]
Brings manners to a war.
User avatar #143 - gemleonn (10/15/2012) [-]
I always thought Number 4 was using a bayonet.
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