Going to Hell OC. If there is a hell, I have a first class ticket.. I chose Then he chose. Then catch a Geodude in the first cave you find and beat his ass with it. If you were smart you wouldn't kill yourself over this. too soon nah
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#2 - Zarke
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(10/14/2012) [-]
Then catch a Geodude in the first cave you find and beat his ass with it. If you were smart you wouldn't kill yourself over this.
#3 to #2 - SiegK [OP]
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(10/14/2012) [-]
****, son. Why didn't I think of that. Thanks though.
#7 to #3 - RageGuyyourmom
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(10/14/2012) [-]
Because Geodude looked like **** graveler wasn't much better and I had no friends so golem wasn't a possibility.
#5 - alucardshellhound
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(10/14/2012) [-]
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#54 to #5 - imcadence
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(10/15/2012) [-]
**imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Aww ** so relevant
#16 - amandatoddd **User deleted account**
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#24 - pineapplepeople
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(10/14/2012) [-]
Who the **** chooses Bulbasaur? Dumb cunt deserved to die...
#29 to #24 - fuckenjordster
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(10/14/2012) [-]
I did it for the challenge of raising a failure. It makes the game harder pussies.
#26 to #24 - danceswithbears
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(10/14/2012) [-]
what's wrong with bulbasaur?
#27 to #24 - wrought
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(10/14/2012) [-]
Sorry, I missed the part where fire and water types can learn Leech Seed, Toxic, Sun Dance and Solarbeam.
#33 to #27 - pineapplepeople
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(10/14/2012) [-]
1) Almost any pokemon can learn Toxic.
2)If you need the health from leech seed use leftovers.
3)Sun dance isn't even a move. You just bastardized the moves sunny day and rain dance, which boost fire and water moves respectively.
4)Even with Sunny day making it so you can use Solarbeam every turn, hydro pump and fire blast have the same base power, and become even better when used with sunny day or rain dance.
Your move, sir.
#34 to #33 - wrought
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(10/14/2012) [-]
son of a bitch, i ****** up the names.
anyway, if you want fire blast and hydro pump's inaccuracy, just get Crazy Vine (i think that's what it is)
Anyway, leftovers isn't even comparable to Leech Seed. LS does damage and more healing than leftovers could ever do.
And Toxic is better with poison type pokemon, I.E., Arbok, Muk, Venusaur, etc.
#43 to #34 - zraxx
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(10/14/2012) [-]
Frenzy plant*
#85 to #43 - wrought
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(10/15/2012) [-]
Thaaaaaank you
#39 to #34 - pineapplepeople
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(10/14/2012) [-]
I have no idea what a crazy vine is, I stopped playing after Gen III. As for leech seed, that was the only one I had trouble debating against, but in my experience it usually doesn't make that much of a difference in a battle. Finally, if you want the STAB bonus for Toxic there are plenty of other pokemon who gain such an advantage. As far as starters go, bulbasaurs evolutionary chain has more weaknesses than either of the others, and the lowest total base stats.
#86 to #39 - wrought
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(10/15/2012) [-]
*Frenzy Plant
It's the Grass equivalent of Fire Blast
#32 to #24 - newmemebringsjoy
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(10/14/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about Bulbasaur, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Trainer School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Rocket Bases, and I have over 600 confirmed caught Pokemon. I am trained in Pokemon warfare and I’m the top trainer in the entire Kanto region. You are nothing to me but just another wild pokemon. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* Poffins. You think you can get away with saying that to my starter over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Johto and your Trainer Card is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charmander. You’re ******* going to black out, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can faint your pokemon in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Route 1 Pidgey. Not only am I a Pokemon Master, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Elite 4 and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass back to the PokeCenter, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the pokedollars, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, Youngster Joey.
#42 to #32 - arcanezero
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(10/14/2012) [-]
i got bulbasar for pokemon red
#46 to #32 - mlpmeh
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(10/15/2012) [-]
Bitch please!
#66 to #46 - toosexyforyou
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(10/15/2012) [-]
Ground type attacks as well.
#68 to #66 - mlpmeh
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(10/15/2012) [-]
Flying type.
try rocks.
#70 to #68 - toosexyforyou
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(10/15/2012) [-]
Fire/Flying not just flying. Next time you want to actually prove your side of an argument, don't ignore the other side.
#84 to #70 - mlpmeh
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(10/15/2012) [-]
wtf are you talking about all you said was ground which does not effect him at all since he is a flying type.
i said rock because it is 4x effective on him because he is flying/fire.
#35 to #32 - pineapplepeople
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(10/14/2012) [-]
If I even think there's a possibility that you are tracing me, I swear to ******* God I'll catch missingno. The entire save file will be corrupted. Are you willing to have that guilt stuck with you for the rest of your life? Are you?
#12 - riderdude
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(10/14/2012) [-]
>be 15   
>Go in some cave   
>see random shiny Geodude   
>"Geodude uses self-destruct"   
>"The wild Geodude feinted"   
>MFW
>be 15
>Go in some cave
>see random shiny Geodude
>"Geodude uses self-destruct"
>"The wild Geodude feinted"
>MFW
#1 - arnoldnorris
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(10/14/2012) [-]
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#45 - mlpmeh
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#9 - agentmoleman
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(10/14/2012) [-]
**agentmoleman rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at I must sex now ** what i chose
#48 to #9 - cannibislover
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#49 to #9 - cannibislover
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(10/15/2012) [-]
**cannibislover rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at OOOOOOOOOOOH! ** What i chose.
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#10 to #9 - SiegK [OP]
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(10/14/2012) [-]
Sarah Jessica Parker's back?
#11 to #10 - agentmoleman
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(10/14/2012) [-]
It will be my most deadly weapon..
#38 - zanshin
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(10/14/2012) [-]
all i know is that she killed herself because people looked at her boobs.
but i knew that couldn't have been the whole truth.
here it is.
#6 - lwminlaa
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(10/14/2012) [-]
cheer up now you have the type advantage for the first two gyms