FML. . was Last Week, I was watching porn and masturbating like normal. However, my dad walked In on me and stared at the screen for a minute. He stopped, sat d
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FML

was Last Week, I was watching porn and masturbating like normal. However, my dad walked In on me and stared
at the screen for a minute. He stopped, sat down on my bed and whipped out his penis to start masturbating
with me. Now all I hear and see In my dreams is him touching his penis FML
2 III l 4767 (75) I agree, your life sucks {I } - you des served it {I }
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User avatar #4 - phoenix grinder (10/14/2012) [-]
my dad caught me choking the bishop on his bed once

in his sister's apartment

on my weekend with him

after my parents split up

your move
#22 to #4 - thephoenix (10/14/2012) [-]
your dads face when.
STOP GRINDING MY PEOPLE!
User avatar #5 to #4 - badabingbadaboom (10/14/2012) [-]
It took me a while to realise you didn't literally mean "choking the Bishop".
That would have been hilarious and tragic at the same time!
User avatar #6 to #4 - yourdadsdad (10/14/2012) [-]
I was 7.

Our computer was in the basement.

I needed my dad for something.

Went down.

He's jacking off to hardcore porn.

His penis is the first and only penis I've seen.

He looks me in the eyes and finishes.

To this day I can't have a functional friendship with a guy.

Checkmate.
User avatar #13 to #6 - crampypmarc (10/14/2012) [-]
so you decided to have a nickname which has two dads in it?
#24 to #6 - anon (10/14/2012) [-]
i had similar experience but im a girl /\
#2 - aludin (10/13/2012) [-]
I immeditally started thinking of my dad... **** you.
User avatar #21 - xtrmbragnrytz (10/14/2012) [-]
Best way to get your kid to stop masturbating if you ask me...
#18 - herpderpberp (10/14/2012) [-]
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#12 - shiftyscent ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
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#23 - thephoenix (10/14/2012) [-]
Your dad ten minutes later.
Your dad ten minutes later.
#30 - zclawz (10/14/2012) [-]
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#15 - SmellyClaw (10/14/2012) [-]
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#14 - opa (10/14/2012) [-]
#37 - potatopuncher (10/14/2012) [-]
I fail to see the problem...
My dad and I do this all the time.
#28 - lookatmyhouseofwax ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
Sounds like a normal night at OP's house
#27 - roflcoptersan (10/14/2012) [-]
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#20 - ultrarobbie (10/14/2012) [-]
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