Smartass of the Year

SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR!!
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow' s final ea: .
Now class. I ' t tolerate arr}? excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, er a death in your
family, but that' s it, no other excuse; whatsoever!'
A smartcars student in the back of the recur raised his haard and asked.
What wouldyou say I saidd was suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?'
The entire class is reduced to laughter and .
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head
and sweetly said, "Well, I guess youll have to write the exam with " other hand.'