Superheroes exist!. . Bryant‘ So, i was on my way home from school, just about an hour ago. There is this 3 hundred pounds guy sitting next to me, his hair was
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Superheroes exist!

Bryant‘
So, i was on my way home from school, just about an hour ago. There
is this 3 hundred pounds guy sitting next to me, his hair was a mess,
wrinkled shirt, jeans full of holes and.. well.. Crow... So, i' m having
some allergies due to the season change and i was sneezing. I sneezed
once, of course I covered my mouth and nose, and with a rude attitude
he told me "Watch it, don' t be sneezing next to me". Twasn' t feeling like
arguing with him so i just said i' m sorry and let it go. couple of minutes
after Iwas feeling even worse so Ibook out a napkin to blow my nose.
When he saw what Iwas gonna do he yelled "DONT YOU DARE!!", I did
it anyway, he was like getting crazy because of that and started saying
OMG Ican' t believe how people do that in public" Blah blah blah. Like I
told you i wasn' t feeling like arguing. But then the most amazing thing
happened, an old lady, maybe 75 or 80 years old came at us and asked
what was the problem, Ilold her quickly what happened and she asked
me for a napkin, I gave it to her, the big guy immediately said "CIMG
Don' t you dare!" This lady replied as she was Batman and nobody could
hurt her -Want you gonna do? Eat me like you ate your 2 brothers or hit
me with the cheeseburger you have in your pocket?. Allmost died
laughing and the other guy just walked away and got off on the next
stop. the lady and then she said -Don' t thank me, that' s our
job -Younoob?- She said "Yes, i' m a superhero" while she was walking
away.
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User avatar #30 - harrytheheadcrab (10/14/2012) [-]
The lighter side of Alzheimers.
User avatar #37 to #30 - ninjasquirle (10/14/2012) [-]
you can't spell Alzheimers without what was I talking about again?
User avatar #44 to #37 - harrytheheadcrab (10/14/2012) [-]
How many Alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?
#61 to #44 - chrisserv (10/14/2012) [-]
What light bulb?
User avatar #63 to #61 - harrytheheadcrab (10/14/2012) [-]
To get to the other side.
-3
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#16 - zanshin (10/14/2012) [-]
not sure if legit
User avatar #106 to #16 - giblets (10/14/2012) [-]
Dude it's true I was the napkin.
#35 - peyko (10/14/2012) [-]
#131 to #35 - anon (10/14/2012) [-]
Why is that cropped so extremely retarded?
#107 - lorddotcom (10/14/2012) [-]
The hero bus stops deserve.
#15 - BroadSword (10/14/2012) [-]
You made a facebook status about me?
#87 - josieabby (10/14/2012) [-]
"Social Security"
#32 - romdadon (10/14/2012) [-]
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#112 - mcrubxpcod (10/14/2012) [-]
She isn't the hero that we deserve, but she is the one we need....
#94 to #89 - grogovic (10/14/2012) [-]
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Superhero Granny to the rescue!
#71 - sierramistfourteen (10/14/2012) [-]
*enlarge*
#78 to #71 - tormenttheweak (10/14/2012) [-]
what is the name of this comic?
#85 to #78 - sierramistfourteen (10/14/2012) [-]
boxer hockey!
#80 to #78 - sierramistfourteen (10/14/2012) [-]
ahhhh~   
sorry about not giving credit   
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ahhhh~
sorry about not giving credit
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It was part of a flashback
#82 to #80 - tormenttheweak (10/14/2012) [-]
thank you. i used to read it, but the person rarely uploaded any new comics, and i forgot the name
thank you. i used to read it, but the person rarely uploaded any new comics, and i forgot the name
#84 to #71 - postalduckling (10/14/2012) [-]
Boxer Hockey!
#111 - Schadenfreude (10/14/2012) [-]
My favourite heroes
My favourite heroes
User avatar #113 to #111 - demandsgayversion (10/14/2012) [-]
Do I smell a sitcom here?
#119 to #111 - sippeh (10/14/2012) [-]
Please please PLEASE make this into a youtube series!!!!! It must happen
Please please PLEASE make this into a youtube series!!!!! It must happen
#132 to #119 - thatsmevictory (10/14/2012) [-]
Just because I have this in my reaction folder, I will just put   
that   
riiiiight   
there.
Just because I have this in my reaction folder, I will just put
that
riiiiight
there.
#57 - tiktik (10/14/2012) [-]
I save you moms life every night
#25 - taygah (10/14/2012) [-]
SuperGILF to the rescue
User avatar #26 to #25 - karidagur (10/14/2012) [-]
w-why do you have that?
User avatar #23 - toosexyforyou (10/14/2012) [-]
So that's what old people do when they're high.
#133 to #117 - TIERY (10/14/2012) [-]
im retarded of thought of Detroit as a country lol
User avatar #129 to #117 - thatsmevictory (10/14/2012) [-]
I was thinking of a brown emu fro Deutchland...

Which is really weird...
considering i'm a lesbian.
User avatar #139 to #129 - nimme (10/14/2012) [-]
Oh you're lesbian? Tell me how much of a progressive person you are.
User avatar #121 to #117 - fuckenjordster (10/14/2012) [-]
Does the Dominican Republic count? I could not for the life of me think of any countries beginning with D. My animal was Owl and colour was brown.
User avatar #122 to #117 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (10/14/2012) [-]
Oh good, I thought of an orange orangutan from Dominican Republic
#128 to #122 - pariahlol (10/14/2012) [-]
holy **** same thing
#123 to #117 - snup (10/14/2012) [-]
Well 			****		...
Well **** ...
#127 to #123 - anon (10/14/2012) [-]
LOL at that gif
User avatar #125 to #117 - teh lazer lawd (10/14/2012) [-]
For country I thought of "Dicks"


ohgodwhy.jpg
User avatar #77 - anonymoose ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
Was she wearing glasses? Because if she was the glasses could have been her disguise and she was really superman.
#24 - Goldenhawk (10/14/2012) [-]
You tell em lady!
You tell em lady!
#66 - bobaskus (10/14/2012) [-]
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