Superheroes exist!. . Bryant‘ So, i was on my way home from school, just about an hour ago. There is this 3 hundred pounds guy sitting next to me, his hair was
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Superheroes exist!

So, i was on my way home from school, just about an hour ago. There
is this 3 hundred pounds guy sitting next to me, his hair was a mess,
wrinkled shirt, jeans full of holes and.. well.. Crow... So, i' m having
some allergies due to the season change and i was sneezing. I sneezed
once, of course I covered my mouth and nose, and with a rude attitude
he told me "Watch it, don' t be sneezing next to me". Twasn' t feeling like
arguing with him so i just said i' m sorry and let it go. couple of minutes
after Iwas feeling even worse so Ibook out a napkin to blow my nose.
When he saw what Iwas gonna do he yelled "DONT YOU DARE!!", I did
it anyway, he was like getting crazy because of that and started saying
OMG Ican' t believe how people do that in public" Blah blah blah. Like I
told you i wasn' t feeling like arguing. But then the most amazing thing
happened, an old lady, maybe 75 or 80 years old came at us and asked
what was the problem, Ilold her quickly what happened and she asked
me for a napkin, I gave it to her, the big guy immediately said "CIMG
Don' t you dare!" This lady replied as she was Batman and nobody could
hurt her -Want you gonna do? Eat me like you ate your 2 brothers or hit
me with the cheeseburger you have in your pocket?. Allmost died
laughing and the other guy just walked away and got off on the next
stop. the lady and then she said -Don' t thank me, that' s our
job -Younoob?- She said "Yes, i' m a superhero" while she was walking
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#16 - zanshin (10/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
not sure if legit
User avatar #30 - harrytheheadcrab (10/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
The lighter side of Alzheimers.
#35 - peyko (10/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#15 - BroadSword ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
You made a facebook status about me?
#5 - anonymous (10/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
this story was funny, but the superhero part? srsly?
User avatar #6 to #5 - mcderfenschmirt (10/14/2012) [-]
She's a nice old lady.

It's kind of cute picturing an old lady referring to herself as a super hero.
#25 - taygah (10/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
SuperGILF to the rescue
User avatar #26 to #25 - karidagur (10/14/2012) [-]
w-why do you have that?
#107 - lorddotcom (10/14/2012) [-]
The hero bus stops deserve.
#71 - sierramistfourteen (10/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#57 - tiktik (10/14/2012) [-]
I save you moms life every night
#60 - SemiAnon (10/14/2012) [-]
Should have told him not to be fat near you, then gone on some tirade about how you can't believe people have the indecency to be fat in public.
#87 - josieabby (10/14/2012) [-]
"Social Security"
#32 - romdadon (10/14/2012) [-]
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#8 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
She wants the D
She wants the D
#112 - mcrubxpcod (10/14/2012) [-]
She isn't the hero that we deserve, but she is the one we need....
#89 - hypervamppkid (10/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#117 - copperoxideking (10/14/2012) [+] (10 replies)
User avatar #125 to #117 - teh lazer lawd (10/14/2012) [-]
For country I thought of "Dicks"

User avatar #23 - toosexyforyou (10/14/2012) [-]
So that's what old people do when they're high.
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