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This Guy. Whoever he is.. He's my hero!. Why one wife new cheeses to shop alone warm 21 husband or boyfriend whco shoppe rug. This letter WTS mm by " Ttritt. ir

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#4 - swimmingprodigy
Reply +66
(10/14/2012) [-]
You forgot "Looked at various guns in the Sporting Goods section, then asked where the antidepressants are"
#11 to #4 - shinigamigod
Reply +27
(10/14/2012) [-]
This one said British.
We do not sell guns in our local stores.
#2 - Lambda
Reply +35
(10/14/2012) [-]
This has been around, in various forms, since the beginning of the internet.
Hell, the version titled "Banned from Kmart" held the top spot here on FJ for a good week back when it was yellow.
#3 to #2 - makedonski
Reply +4
(10/14/2012) [-]
I remember looking at the Kmart version on my friends trusty old dell with dial-up MSN. good times.
#17 - purplebananagit
Reply +22
(10/14/2012) [-]
Mrs Murray...    
They missed when he whispered into the camera, 'no one will ever believe you'
Mrs Murray...
They missed when he whispered into the camera, 'no one will ever believe you'
#36 to #17 - smokingman
Reply 0
(10/14/2012) [-]
where's this from?
#10 - kanatana
Reply +17
(10/14/2012) [-]
These are all items from the 333 Ways to get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart list. It's as fake as Pamela Anderson's tits.
#12 to #10 - ilovepelicans
Reply 0
(10/14/2012) [-]
I was just thinking that
#15 to #10 - opa
Reply 0
(10/14/2012) [-]
...and maybe the fact that there are no security cameras that records sounds... who knows what he yelled?
#18 to #15 - wacemindu
Reply +2
(10/14/2012) [-]
a member of staff who is always on the fitting rooms would have heard and they will have taken them at their word.


not saying it isn't ********(because it is)
#21 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(10/14/2012) [-]
ever think thats where he got these ideas from? just because he copied them doesnt mean it's fake you cynical ass.
#22 to #21 - thedrewtard
Reply +1
(10/14/2012) [-]
That's true, but a lot of these are copied practically word-for-word from the list. I'm calling bull as well.
#6 - Loppytaffy
Reply +5
(10/14/2012) [-]
They're banning him for picking his nose?
And the security camera's can pick up the sound of one man humming?
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#24 - theawkwardbros
Reply +4
(10/14/2012) [-]
**theawkwardbros rolled a random image posted in comment #254 at MFW new on F.J **

<My mom's face when I do all of this when she takes me shopping with her
#19 - cryptedvick
Reply +4
(10/14/2012) [-]
that guy to the manager
that guy to the manager
#5 - brainstormer
Reply +4
(10/14/2012) [-]
genious
#27 - gorden
Reply +2
(10/14/2012) [-]
"yours sincerly
Store Manager"
seems legit
kinda reminds me of

of the classtest sign which said: MOM