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User avatar #20 - motorbowden (10/14/2012) [-]
Things i learned from Total War:
1. If you join the army and don't die in battle, you will live forever.
2. christian priests and gladiators fought in huge battles
3. some soldiers wore pajamas into battle
4. the roman republic actually fell around 200 B.C.
5. Britain had chariots and Germania used phalanx
User avatar #129 to #20 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (10/14/2012) [-]
Dont forget Cartheganians had them elephants :DDD
#38 to #20 - crilleballe (10/14/2012) [-]
The experience from one soldier that survived a battle, is magically transferred to the rest of the regiment when you retrain them.
#28 to #20 - atmdk (10/14/2012) [-]
(actually Britain did have Chariots...)
#51 to #28 - markonj (10/14/2012) [-]
Well yeah, he learned that.
User avatar #26 to #20 - largilloquent (10/14/2012) [-]
and people are really hard to convert to religion :O

you have to buy a unit AND spend like 3 seconds converting
(prolly wrong game, sorry for stupidity in advance)
User avatar #197 to #26 - motorbowden (10/15/2012) [-]
Age of empires but still a good game nonetheless
#53 - serotonin (10/14/2012) [-]
Playing Medieval Total War 2.   
Mongols appear.   
Panic!
Playing Medieval Total War 2.
Mongols appear.
Panic!
#82 to #53 - minutes (10/14/2012) [-]
i always liked to give the enemie 3 teams with the worst possible soldiersand ******* many of them in each team. then i took the best for me but only 300 of them. then i wait in a circle and let them attack feelsepic
User avatar #201 to #53 - trollolololgabe (04/01/2013) [-]
lol
auto_win attacker
User avatar #202 to #201 - serotonin (04/01/2013) [-]
Where is fun in that?
#204 to #202 - trollolololgabe (04/01/2013) [-]
I know I know...just sayin that when your a little kid and are really scared of the Mongols its a way.
User avatar #205 to #204 - serotonin (04/01/2013) [-]
I am playing stainless steal now....And there I tought that mongols were bad in vanilla...
#54 to #53 - anon (10/14/2012) [-]
every ******* time
User avatar #60 to #53 - Gandalfthewhite (10/14/2012) [-]
i wasn't in the area when they arrived, but when i was the tirmuids arrived, had to spend all my cash bribing them to leave me alone
User avatar #62 to #60 - serotonin (10/14/2012) [-]
As Russia I destroyed both Golden Hord and Timurids...but I had plan B if they prove to be too much. I took Scandinavia to serve me as staging ground for invasion of Britain. If you cant beat them then run like crazy.
User avatar #71 to #62 - Gandalfthewhite (10/14/2012) [-]
ah i played as England, so my strategics for horde army's was let them attack when i'm on a bridge or my castles, have the longbows set up stacked to block entrence's and shoot the *******
User avatar #74 to #71 - serotonin (10/14/2012) [-]
I spamed my best units all over my wast empire and had them all transported on front. Once those uber generals were killed everything gets easier....god damn it I need to instal that game again....maybe try out few mods
User avatar #184 to #74 - Gandalfthewhite (10/14/2012) [-]
i'm waiting for westeros total war to come out
User avatar #203 to #184 - serotonin (04/01/2013) [-]
is it out?....bit of necro posting
User avatar #189 to #184 - serotonin (10/14/2012) [-]
All my want. I folowed that mode developement but it looked to me like dead project....but then series came out....bless them. Is there date of release?
User avatar #190 to #189 - Gandalfthewhite (10/14/2012) [-]
uuuhh, i'm not sure. i do however know that it's currently in its alpha mode
User avatar #89 to #74 - droysters (10/14/2012) [-]
I would also recommend the Stainless Steel mod.
User avatar #188 to #89 - serotonin (10/14/2012) [-]
stainless steel, third age and call of warhammer are on my list
User avatar #79 to #74 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
Got kingdoms? If not, get it. And when you do, download the Third Age mod. Really good
User avatar #187 to #79 - serotonin (10/14/2012) [-]
stainless steel, third age and call of warhammer are on my list
User avatar #59 to #53 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
******* timurids. Have Jerusalem thanks to crusade, bribe the Mongols to leave me alone. Then the ******* elephants come...
User avatar #69 to #53 - SirFail (10/14/2012) [-]
Kill mongols.. then tiuramids appear and **** on you with elephants...
User avatar #76 to #69 - serotonin (10/14/2012) [-]
that is why playing with non catholic states is huge pain. Only Moors are noth directly tageted all others are in for a bad time
User avatar #206 to #76 - trollolololgabe (04/01/2013) [-]
I wanted to play as the byzantines and re-create the Roman Empire alas I never found the disk until I owned a mac and couldn't install it!
#80 - sirspam (10/14/2012) [-]
i attack who i want
#68 - juha (10/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #2 - Dragonchampion ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Hahaha, I'm on a massive 24 hour Total War spree. Just got world domination with the Julii, and now I'm moving on to Medieval 2 total war. I had to install Stainless STeel mod, though... for some reason my troops just let the first line fight, and the rest just stand there and watch the fight. -_-
#3 to #2 - insanefreak (10/13/2012) [-]
World domination with the Julii, good memories of that.

I suggest Denmark in Medieval II, or France (only went world domination with Denmark though), since they have a nice group of both strong infantry and cavalry at their disposal.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Dragonchampion ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
I normally go with England, because of their Armored Swordsmen, and powerful archers. I don't field much cavalry, because of the bad taste 1.0 left me. (Bugged charges)
#5 to #4 - insanefreak (10/13/2012) [-]
The Sherwoord and Yeoman archers are pretty awesome indeed, since they are good even against armour, and their stakes are lethal to cavalry charges, so that makes them decent. It's a matter of taste though, I like fielding a large variety of infantry on the field, send spearmen into battle with cavalry and infantry alike, then send in two handed weaponweaponwielders (like the Varangian Guard, Gotland Footmen, etc.) to charge in from the sides and kill anything that moves.

Heck with it, I just like the game.
But I never played the first Medieval, only the second, and the cavalry charges are pretty decent. Though when you set the difficulty to hard, things get rough, since you'll need to decently pin an enemy down before risking that, or they'll try to surround you.

Fun game though, fun game.
Did you try the mods yet? I love Crusaders and Teutonic, got tired of Britannia by now, and I don't really like the Americas (since you only get to play with Spain as a European power, and you can only expand your cities way too slowly).

But Teutonic Order, they have some awesome units.. Those uber infantry turn anything into mincemeat..
User avatar #6 to #5 - Dragonchampion ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Well, I am playing Sterling Silver for now, and will try Third Age soon. But I am thinking about going back to Rome for now. I kinda prefer it, haha.
#7 to #6 - insanefreak (10/13/2012) [-]
I'm saving up for a better computer in order to get the new Shogun, but I have to admit, Rome has something that beats the others.

It took me a while to figure out, but it has a lot of different units, much more than the others. Sure, you have archers in every faction, but there are a lot more soldiers types around. The Roman infantry easily beats the warbands of the Gauls, Brits and Germans, and the infantry of the Spanish and Carthagians, while going against hoplites is a suicidal thing to do (learned that after one big mistake during a city assault and my opponent simply blocked the roads with hoplites. My Hastati got slaughtered T_T)

There are much more units, making the game much more diverse and fun.

But Sterling Silver? Third Age? It's been a while since I looked into Total War lately, could you tell me about them?
User avatar #9 to #7 - Dragonchampion ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Dude, when you get it, add Dragonchampion on Steam. Shogun 2 adds coop grand campaign.
User avatar #58 to #9 - ronniesan ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
Hey you wanna play coop Shogun I love the campaign but I have no friends :(. Plus nobody has the patience to actually sit down and play through a campaign.

Steam: ronnie.san
User avatar #198 to #58 - Dragonchampion ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
Ronnie Sandstrom or Ronnielicious?
#11 to #9 - insanefreak (10/13/2012) [-]
Sent you a friend invite, considering you said that, I just might buy it soon. What timezone are you in? I'm in GMT+1.
User avatar #10 to #7 - Dragonchampion ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Stirling Silver isn an enhancement of Vanilla. Makes the game much better by fixing a lot of bugs. And Third age is Lord of the Rings Total War.
User avatar #37 to #3 - marcuss ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
milan and the venice have one the most advanced and best armies but the drawback is that they start with only handfull off provinces
#77 to #37 - insanefreak (10/14/2012) [-]
Depends how much you love cavalry if you ask me. And they don't have that many multi-role units, or very long ranged (like the French Avonturiers, or the English longbow units, or the heavier cavalry units)
That, and their starting positions are difficult to maintain once you get into power (at least to me), since everyone starts to attack you..
User avatar #15 to #2 - enkmaster ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
I havent really played the Total War games, but my brother (and by extension, me) has Rome, medieval 2, Empire, and Shogun 2. I like them, but having almost no idea what Im doing kind of detracts from my enjoyment of them. I dont even think I have Shogun installed atm, but Ill need to go check steam.

Feel like giving me some tips? :D
User avatar #19 to #15 - Dragonchampion ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
Sure! What's your steam?
User avatar #196 to #19 - enkmaster ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
glowboy23
User avatar #199 to #196 - Dragonchampion ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
Sent an invite!
#160 - alpacino (10/14/2012) [-]
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#114 - Deathfyre (10/14/2012) [-]
My favourite Total War game right there. I hope Rome 2 brings back the Oliphaunt cheat. I like pretending that Rome is Mordor once I've already beaten the campaign.
User avatar #178 to #114 - lemonpledge (10/14/2012) [-]
Im pretty sure that there is a LOTR mod for Alexander expansion. Turns the whole map into middle earth, changes units and factions. You get to play as Isengaard, Mordor, Rohan etc.
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#142 to #91 - beyondwolf (10/14/2012) [-]
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User avatar #13 - lolwatthe ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
I'm currently playing Medieval Total War II : Teutonic expansion, I trade my opponents my map info just to show them how screwed they are.
User avatar #30 to #13 - timbittwo ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
I was playing Teutonic expansion last week. I believe I was Denmark.
User avatar #176 to #30 - lolwatthe ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
In my game Denmark is the only people who could potentially rival me. I'm Novgorod and have destroyed the Teutons, Lithuania, Mongols, Poland and kicked Denmark out of eastern Europe. I consistently offer peace but they get all offended so they get crushed.
#139 - chocolateduck (10/14/2012) [-]
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#179 to #139 - gravious (10/14/2012) [-]
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#45 - zhao (10/14/2012) [-]
god i love the total war series. I used to make custom battles with flaming pigs running into elephants, and just laugh my ass off.
i hope Rome 2 is gonna be awesome :D
User avatar #52 to #45 - moevleboevle (10/14/2012) [-]
hmm I hav'nt tried that yet... brb gonna do some bacon warfare
#65 to #45 - Matengel (10/14/2012) [-]
play on a bridge map with an army, literally hundreds of peasants, and a couple elephant units. wait for the bridge to fill then charge across, bodies fly EVERYWHERE
User avatar #17 - blurpleman (10/14/2012) [-]
I love the Total War Series. I got Rome w/ Barbarian & Alexander expansions.
I got Medieval 2, Empire, Napoleon & Shogun 2. Rome 2 is one of my guaranteed buys next year.
User avatar #18 to #17 - motorbowden (10/14/2012) [-]
i feel like you and me are the same person ^___^
User avatar #23 to #18 - erikwarmblood (10/14/2012) [-]
brothers? were have you been?
User avatar #193 to #23 - motorbowden (10/15/2012) [-]
conquering the entirety of Europe. you?
#106 - wintercold (10/14/2012) [-]
Shogun 2 art is so beatiful
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User avatar #8 - amuserwholikesmuse (10/13/2012) [-]
love that game,but the AI is beyond stupid
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User avatar #90 to #88 - angelmatvey (10/14/2012) [-]
It's never a good idea to be friends with everybody if you're going for a science victory. You can never be on everyone's good side, so you don't know who's going to attack you next. I've been from friendly to at war in three turns.
#133 to #90 - goblingang (10/14/2012) [-]
I played as Siam and got friendly with everyone, advancing through trade and culture. Whenever anyone started getting aggressive with me, all the other factions denounced them then declared war. All I had was a slightly advanced navy, but I never even needed it
I played as Siam and got friendly with everyone, advancing through trade and culture. Whenever anyone started getting aggressive with me, all the other factions denounced them then declared war. All I had was a slightly advanced navy, but I never even needed it
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User avatar #99 to #93 - isradam (10/14/2012) [-]
When I play games, I befriend everyone and pretend to suck their cocks while they kill each other. In the meantime, I raise an unbeatable army and go all Gengis Khan on their asses.
#98 to #93 - angelmatvey (10/14/2012) [-]
At least you get a REASON. Last game I played, I was literally friendly with everyone. I thought I had a free ride. Then suddenly 7/9 of the people hated my guys for no apparent reason, and I went to war with 5 of them. I literally did not do anything.

That's why I just lay low until I have my science up enough to get better military units than everyone.
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#81 - alucord (10/14/2012) [-]
Good Battle and strategy

but diplomacy sucked massive dick. I betray the Senate ONCE! and then no one will have anything to do with me.
#108 to #81 - wintercold (10/14/2012) [-]
Lol, spear roll...

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#107 - anon (10/14/2012) [-]
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