Talcum Thief. Worth the read. Anonymous (ID: ‘loft 311 fil( Sagal , :41 :05 No. 430359559 You know ml there are some real freaks in the world Here' s one about  Talcum Thief Worth the read Anonymous (ID: ‘loft 311 fil( Sagal :41 :05 No 430359559 You know ml there are some real freaks in world Here' s one about
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Talcum Thief. Worth the read. Anonymous (ID: ‘loft 311 fil( Sagal , :41 :05 No. 430359559 You know ml there are some real freaks in the world Here' s one about

Worth the read

Anonymous (ID: ‘loft 311 fil( Sagal , :41 :05 No. 430359559
You know ml there are some real freaks in the world
Here' s one about a guy my sister dated
Storytime:
Malade sister, Annie who starts going outwith this random guy
that there' s something not right about this guy
to his house with sis for dinner one night
wot there when we arrive, but door is unlocked so we go inside
zeit in his living room and wait
bored and search for a bathroom to piss in
inter room upstairs, andthere he is, naked and coating talcum powder.
FUCKING EVERYWHERE
him what the fuck he' s doing
Says he' s getting ready for dinner
him about why he is using so much powder
Says he likes his skin to be baby soft
whisks me to touch his chest
like afag and do it
like saikyo
we gets dressed, we go down for dinner
winners great, him and my sis begin to hirt anythings get steamy
bl leave to give them some privacy
Muack home, sudden banging on the door
We sis!
s beaten up badly
huhwhat the fuck happened
Says that her BF actually has some fucked noodlefetish and when she said it was weird he got all violent
e Says that he' s been stealing the stores all , got hundreds of bottles ofthe stuff, but has never been caught
guyis atteck
Me' s atsug
Me' s ethier
at sister, she' s breaking down going into shock
losing her memory or something due to injuries to her head, starts asking what happened.
ather
Arania, are you okay? Are you okay Annie? Annie, are you okay?"
You' been hit by.... you' been stuck by a smooth criminal!"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #24 - mcdiddlypoo
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(10/14/2012) [-]
1/10

as soon as I read Annie I knew what was going to happen
#4 - anon id: f3285bfb
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(10/13/2012) [-]
I got it on line one: "have this sister, annie"
User avatar #7 to #4 - snipster
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(10/14/2012) [-]
This one seemed far too easy
User avatar #26 - YourLordAndMaster
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(10/14/2012) [-]
Obvious at Annie, should have left that bit out
#19 - brainstormer
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(10/14/2012) [-]
Very weak, got it from the first line: "ANNIE"
User avatar #16 - asswhistle
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(10/14/2012) [-]
THESE ******* ADS.
Listening to music.
Everclear, if you must know.
Then.
Out of nowhere these ******* ads open their dirty whore mouths and start blabbering away.
Even if i wanted a Skil Saw.
even if i had to get one to save my own life.
I wouldn't ******* get one.
Because of these cunty ads opening their dirty pirate hooker mouths.




****
User avatar #14 - heartgoldawesome
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(10/14/2012) [-]
Saw it coming after first sentence.
User avatar #39 - CrabFace
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(10/22/2012) [-]
1/10

>annie
>smooth criminal
User avatar #25 - kibbleking
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(10/14/2012) [-]
2/10

I got it when it said 'silky smooth'
User avatar #22 - valen
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(10/14/2012) [-]
1/10
Saw it from a mile a way.