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Historically HARDCORE

l, his
AND STILL
WHINES ABOUT IT
ON STAGE A
BRET'
GOT WITH
EVERY CHICK ON THE
LOVE BUS
GOT WITH SO MANY CHICKS
THERE’ S A
5% HANCE
YOU’ RE ELATED TO !
OSBOURNE’ S
lil
ED OFF ON FROM HIS FUNERAL FOR
THIS GUY
MADE HIS FIRST SONG AT
A AGE 15
As" AND GOT WORLD FAMOUS
FOR IT
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TWELVE
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Mark Osmond" killed
two Taliban
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#77 - TheGoddamnBatman (10/14/2012) [-]
Andrew Jackson once foiled an assassins attempt on his life by utilizing the secret and forbidden art of beating the **** out of him with his walking cane.
User avatar #350 to #77 - wolfmango (10/14/2012) [-]
andrew jackson was a lucky bastard he had several attempts on his life the last one being a man walking up to him at point blank and firing a pistol at him which didn't work. Then the man pulled out another ******* pistol and fired which also didn't fire. Andrew Jackson then got a swing or two at the man with a cane until security got the assassin
User avatar #103 to #77 - izabubblebuddy (10/14/2012) [-]
Plus he had a badass parrot with a really big problem with cursing.
User avatar #128 to #77 - azraelthemage (10/14/2012) [-]
I don't know why this makes me laugh so much everytime I hear it. Maybe its just the mental image of some dude getting the **** beat out of him by another guy's cane.
User avatar #84 to #77 - cleverguy (10/14/2012) [-]
he didnt really foil anything, he just started beating him up after the guy's antique gun misfired twice in a row
#165 to #84 - trainalf (10/14/2012) [-]
Actually, the assassin's first gun wouldn't fire, so he pulled out a secondary, which also didn't fire.
User avatar #187 to #165 - kingvegeta (10/14/2012) [-]
And upon further inspection, both guns were found to be in perfect working order.
#201 to #187 - trainalf (10/14/2012) [-]
Right. Pretty sure it sparked some legend he was protected by the divines.
User avatar #85 to #77 - eddiethead (10/14/2012) [-]
After the man fired two different guns at him. Both malfunctioned.
And he also was shot in the liver (or something like that) During a duel. He shot the other guy and walked away.
User avatar #5 - LuckyStrikes (10/13/2012) [-]
Teddy Roosevelt, after his speech, beat the **** out of the guy who shot him, himself, before receiving medical attention.
#43 to #5 - xrabiddonutz (10/13/2012) [-]
I never heard about that part, but I know after he was shot he said something along the lines of "It takes more than that to kill an ox" before he continued. I think the guy was arrested while he finished his speech though. The secret service probably wouldn't just let him have another chance to kill him.
User avatar #200 to #43 - skret (10/14/2012) [-]
Bull Moose. Bull Moose was the political party he started, since he was not accepted as the Republican candidate.
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#133 to #5 - hurrdurka (10/14/2012) [-]
"All speech is over, now where did that cunt go?"
User avatar #204 to #5 - redJericho (10/14/2012) [-]
Your punctuations implies that teddy shot himself
#6 to #5 - jimboismynameo (10/13/2012) [-]
was Teddy Roosevelt overly manly man's father?
User avatar #7 to #6 - LuckyStrikes (10/13/2012) [-]
Teddy Roosevelt was the original manly man.
#23 to #7 - lostwoodskid (10/13/2012) [-]
No Andrew Jackson was.
User avatar #99 to #6 - waaw (10/14/2012) [-]
Actually yes. His sons were all highly decorated soldiers and badasses themselves.
#137 - blackcomet (10/14/2012) [-]
White Death up in this bitch.
User avatar #242 to #137 - armenhart (10/14/2012) [-]
i did a quick search on this guy on wikipedia and he died on April 1st, 2002 at the age of 96 which makes him even more badass
User avatar #301 to #137 - exrflarion (10/14/2012) [-]
Most badass sniper i've ever known
#121 - ragged (10/14/2012) [-]
Andrew Jackson would invite hookers to parties at the White House. Why?   
   
Because he's Andrew Jackson.
Andrew Jackson would invite hookers to parties at the White House. Why?

Because he's Andrew Jackson.
#122 - spazzin ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
50 Cent don't really whine about getting shot anymore. He had a movie about it and everything, but that was pretty much it.
50 Cent don't really whine about getting shot anymore. He had a movie about it and everything, but that was pretty much it.
#102 - tiberioustyphr (10/14/2012) [-]
Andrew Jackson once got challenged to a duel, other guy shot first and got him in the chest and he didn't even fall over and then shot the other guy, killed him in one hit.

Best. President. Ever.
#164 - hungryforwords (10/14/2012) [-]
505:1 KD? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!
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#206 to #170 - anon (10/14/2012) [-]
he had 505 confirmed kills in under 100 days
#174 - skinless (10/14/2012) [-]
this is simo ( aka the white death) after being shot with a ppsh round to the jaw. His allies said half his face was missing but he survived. how can you any more badass?
User avatar #184 to #174 - spaceking (10/14/2012) [-]
Is it just me or does he look kind of like a Dick Tracy villain?
Anyone?
Anyone?
User avatar #177 to #174 - jiwijoo (10/14/2012) [-]
Is that bad ass still alive?
User avatar #180 to #177 - skinless (10/14/2012) [-]
na he passed away
#179 to #174 - aserock (10/14/2012) [-]
by doing this...
by doing this...
#93 - larski (10/14/2012) [-]
**** it, I'll just post this again.
User avatar #71 - muzikmafia (10/14/2012) [-]
Actually, 50 Cent got shot 9 times and definitely doesn't whine.. he's one of the few 'rappers' still around
#75 to #71 - rotinaj (10/14/2012) [-]
The game keeps it realer

cause nobodys realer than the game
#159 to #75 - anon (10/14/2012) [-]
eminem and nas sure as hell keep it realer than both those faggots
User avatar #202 to #75 - yojo ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
No he doesn't, he's better than most rappers these days but not all of his songs are real rap. I can name 10 rappers realer than the game off the top of my head.

I still like him though
#109 - thisotherdude (10/14/2012) [-]
Jean Chrétien, former Prime Minister of Canada after giving a speech walked into a massive crowd of protesters. The security failed to protect the protesters from Chrétien when he grabbed on of the protesters by the back of the neck and jaw and tossed him to the ground. Later when questioned about it by reporters he said "if you're in my way, I'm walking"
User avatar #113 to #109 - Kabutops (10/14/2012) [-]
lol the security wasnt protecting the minister from the protesters, but rather they were protecting the protesters from the minister (if i understood you correctly). now that's pretty badass
User avatar #81 - LmaoMaster (10/14/2012) [-]
Let's not forget, Simo never had a scope on his weapon either.
User avatar #92 to #81 - corycool (10/14/2012) [-]
yea but wasnt mark osmond's shot from a mile away or am i thinking of someone else?
also if that was mark im thinking of, killing those two taliban insergents saved a fellow sqaud.
User avatar #90 to #81 - yeahguy (10/14/2012) [-]
Also killed 400 men with his sub machine gun, he has over 900 kills in the span of like, what, a year?
User avatar #58 - harrytheheadcrab (10/13/2012) [-]
The 50 Cent one would make more sense if he didn't get shot nine ******* times.
User avatar #67 to #58 - rwiddow (10/14/2012) [-]
tupac got shot 9 times, did not bitch about it.
#50 - brosephus (10/13/2012) [-]
Implying a real life DK with headshots is just a walk in the park...
User avatar #273 - cinematicbrix (10/14/2012) [-]
Over 500 confirmed kills, but Simo said that he shot a little over thousand.
The Mosin-Nagant was customized, If I remember correctly he had no scope.

We wouldn't have survived the war without him.
#278 to #273 - anon (10/14/2012) [-]
I can confirm he hunted ruskies without a scope. He did it to avoid being spotted due to scope glare. He also compacted snow in front of him so it wouldn't dissipate with a shot and reveal him.

Russians were so scared of him that they mortared him (unsuccessfully) and sent sniper teams after him and him alone.

Later on in the war he had half his face shot off in a sniper fight, he got taken off the battlefield but eventually came back in and killed a lot more people

TL;DR he was a stone cold badass
User avatar #283 to #278 - thunderkrux ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
Metaphorically stone, realistically cold, 110% badass
User avatar #45 - thedungeonmaster (10/13/2012) [-]
Implying Justin Bieber makes his own songs...
User avatar #97 to #45 - corycool (10/14/2012) [-]
Implying Justin Bieber is a guy.....
User avatar #82 - teoberry (10/14/2012) [-]
Teddy got shot, but the bullet first went through his steel eyeglasses case and a 50 page speech, slowing it down and making it almost harmless. 50 cent was shot 9 times at close range in the chest and head.
#86 to #82 - anon (10/14/2012) [-]
We don't care.
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