Fucking cats. You have a dirty mind..... -in 200 years, my "ID" would have been taken down, so i am already remembered, and my achievements no matter how small still happened. -my dreams may
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You have a dirty mind...

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#140 - sporebean (01/22/2013) [-]
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#135 - krm (10/13/2012) [-]
I hope I see the ending of One Piece before I die....
#133 - susinfluenza (10/13/2012) [-]
No love is unconditional? ********
#132 - eruptinganus (10/13/2012) [-]
It doesn't matter if all of this is true. It doesn't matter if you're stupid, ugly or whatever. I read this and I was laughing like a happy ************ . Think of it this way: Almost half the world — over three billion people — live on less than $2.50 a day. At least 80% of humanity lives on less than $10 a day. The poorest 40 percent of the world’s population accounts for 5 percent of global income. The richest 20 percent accounts for three-quarters of world income. 50% of the world's population is in poverty. What does all this mean? It means if you're sitting on your computer reading this, you got lucky. If you have a pc with internet, you probably have a roof under your head and some food to eat and thats better than like half of the world's population. To be honest that's all you need to be happy, some food, some sleep and looking at random pictures of cats on the internet.
User avatar #131 - coolioplasm (10/13/2012) [-]
Is it bad that the only one that scared me was the bacon shortage one?
#129 - anonymous (10/13/2012) [-]
Stop being emo!
#127 - ijiek (10/13/2012) [-]
im 						******					 and i love it
im ****** and i love it
#123 - buttwhipe (10/13/2012) [-]
Thanks for making me feel like 						****					.....
Thanks for making me feel like **** .....
User avatar #122 - zaxzwim ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
"in 200 years no one will remember your name"
i don't know about that in 200 hundred years i'm pretty sure will will still remember Hitler
#130 to #122 - anonymous (10/13/2012) [-]
Not when stuff like holocaust becomes everyday stuff because of overpopulation.
User avatar #134 to #130 - zaxzwim ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
yeah i get it
#117 - aproudpatriot (10/13/2012) [-]
-don't care   
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-bacon what now?
-don't care
-don't care
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-bacon what now?
#113 - crilleballe (10/13/2012) [-]
************ bastards like me, who live in Denmark will never have a bacon shortage. We've got 25 million pigs to a population of 6 million people.

That's a total of 31 million pigs!!
#128 to #113 - dreamcast (10/13/2012) [-]
We must invade Denmark!!!
We must invade Denmark!!!
User avatar #120 to #113 - NhuckCorris (10/13/2012) [-]
Brtifag here, and our bacon supply is almost all from Denmark, because it's the best bacon, so I aint even mad.
#126 to #120 - crilleballe (10/13/2012) [-]
Denmark bacon is best bacon
#107 - pikpikmin (10/13/2012) [-]
mother 						******					.
mother ****** .
User avatar #102 - awwwyeaaa (10/13/2012) [-]
Why did I read this all in the Hyperion New-U stations voice?
User avatar #98 - carlitosyo (10/13/2012) [-]
half of these are from fight club...
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#94 to #89 - anonymous (10/13/2012) [-]
NO, youtube: /watch?v=bPLJP84xL9A&feature=plcp
#87 - animepost (10/13/2012) [-]
"In 200 years, no one will remember your name."
Why should I care? I've left my mark in my time. And in 200 years, I'll have descendants who will leave their mark in theirs.
"Work hard, and your dreams still may not come true."
Dreams change. If we work hard toward a dream with no result, we can easily find new dreams.
"Your soulmate will be just as happy with someone else."
So will I.
"You will never know what your loved ones truly think of you."
Loved ones imply that they love me. To know that is enough.
"You will never be the best at anything."
Being the best at something doesn't give half the satisfaction of pushing one's limit of their own potential, which is an ability we all share.
"Everyone will disappoint you eventually."
And everyone will impress/satisfy me eventually.
"No love is unconditional"
That's for the best. Unconditional love is 2-Dimensional. You should want someone to love you for what you are and what you're not.
"Your flaws don't make you beautiful or unique. They make you flawed."
Simply put: False. There is no standard to compare a preconceived notion of a "flaw" to. A flaw to one person may be a blessing to another.
"Your body will turn to **** long before you die."
Grow old? Yes. Turn to **** ? No. When the earth grows old in its autumnal seasons, it absolutely does not "turn to **** ". It displays beautiful leaves of gold, red and orange before gracefully passing, much like people.
"Some people have good reasons for not liking you."
Everybody does.


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#119 to #87 - anonymous (10/13/2012) [-]
somehow... the cats made me happier than this :(
#99 to #87 - bluedodger (10/13/2012) [-]
You sir have one favor from me, you may use it when needed.
You sir have one favor from me, you may use it when needed.
#96 to #87 - sincerelysarcastic (10/13/2012) [-]
I respect and agree with your reasoning, good sir.   
   
You have my thumb.
I respect and agree with your reasoning, good sir.

You have my thumb.
User avatar #95 to #87 - igotbanned (10/13/2012) [-]
No witty response for the bacon shortage?

Oh nooooooooo
#101 to #95 - anonymous (10/13/2012) [-]
To the bacon shortage:
There will always be nutella
User avatar #103 to #101 - igotbanned (10/13/2012) [-]
Why thank you anon... that makes me feel better :,)
#92 to #87 - sparkofinsanity (10/13/2012) [-]
That... was beutiful
#97 to #92 - anonymous (10/13/2012) [-]
bootiful *

I shed many toors
#85 - flusteredmoose (10/13/2012) [-]
Bacon... SHORTAGE?!!?!?!?
Bacon... SHORTAGE?!!?!?!?
#84 - Jakknife (10/13/2012) [-]
Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?
Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?
#81 - johnshepherd (10/13/2012) [-]
MFW bacon shortage.
MFW bacon shortage.
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