Flied Lice. And chicken. fer Whats the difference between a hiace guy and an white guy that sell drugs? ones a pharmacist and the others a drugdealer I tpi' ahi


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User avatar #3 - shinnok (10/12/2012) [-]
The black priest made me crack
#6 to #3 - BroadSword ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
How I read your comment
User avatar #4 - frankwest ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
I always hate these. Not the jokes but the idea that he starts a racist joke, with no logical outcome other then the racist punchline, and then he gets offended/astonished at what the asian guy said, as if he'd never heard the joke before. Anyways, a thumb for you.
User avatar #25 to #4 - supermegasherman (10/13/2012) [-]
he's surprised the man gets the jokes/uses an alternate punchline to thwart an anti racism joke.

"why couldn't the blind black man read?"
"because he was blind! you're a racist"

that kind of thing
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#37 - newtoast (10/13/2012) [-]
What does a black guy do after sex?

8 to 10
#14 - rantansoop (10/13/2012) [-]
How often do black women take a **** ?

Every 9 months.
#7 - anon (10/13/2012) [-]
>black friend coming over soon
>he's bringing weed
>kill time with FJ
>read first panel
>massive lol
#21 to #7 - bitchplzzz (10/13/2012) [-]
#32 - hadzibg (10/13/2012) [-]
>What do you call a black guy having sex?   
>			******		.
>What do you call a black guy having sex?
> ****** .
User avatar #9 - someblackguy (10/13/2012) [-]
I love jokes.
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#18 - leawesomeme (10/13/2012) [-]
And it aint even racist
#22 - anon (10/13/2012) [-]
Another racist joke on the Funnyjunk's frontpage. You know what, we ain't mad at you because we know we are superior. Here is the scientific facts: Melanin gives Black people superior physical, mental & spiritual ability. Melanin refines the nervous system in such a way that messages from the brain reach other areas of the body most rapidly in Black people, the Original People. Black infants sit, stand, crawl and walk sooner than whites, and demonstarte more advanced cognitive skills than their white counterparts because of their abundance of Melanin. Carol Barnes writes
"...your mental processes (brain power) are controlled by the same
chemical that gives Black humans their superior physical (atheltics,
rhythmic dancing) abilities. This chemical... is Melanin!" The
abundance of Melanin in Black humans produces a superior organism
physically, mentally and spiritiually. This why most churches in America is full of Black. Melanin is the neuro-chemical basis for what is called SOUL in Black people. In the same way Blacks excel in athletics, they can excel in all other areas as well (like they did in the past!) once the road blocks are removed! Who is Usain Bolt? Who is the powerful president of the United States? The scientific evidence of Melanin threatens the ideology of white supremacy.
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#41 to #22 - coreyslyf (10/13/2012) [-]
if black people are so superior in every way, how did they succumb to being slaves? surely they would have been more advanced than white people since they are so much smarter and would have been able to fight off the slave ships. or did black people not produce melanin back then?
#45 to #22 - anon (09/30/2013) [-]
No, you see, it's a result of selective breeding by whites. the Blacks sit stand crawl and walk sooner, so they can get to the fields faster. the cognitive ability is so they can understand what they are told to do.
#24 to #22 - honditar [OP](10/13/2012) [-]
I could almost call this science...
In theory black people are superior to white people(as you say), but if you look at real life, that's not ever gonna happen.

Pic semi related
#29 - pinkehpie (10/13/2012) [-]
**pinkehpie rolled a random image posted in comment #1391106 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** ahaha that was pretty good
#17 - pinkpoofcloud (10/13/2012) [-]
I lol'd so hard XD
I lol'd so hard XD
#8 - toxikxvenom (10/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 - manicalchemist (10/12/2012) [-]
THAT, my friend...was ******* hilarious!
User avatar #10 - guiguito (10/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #20 to #10 - bitchplzzz (10/13/2012) [-]
A year is enough, if its less than a month im pissed
User avatar #44 to #20 - guiguito (10/13/2012) [-]
that's the only link i remember, but it has been reposted many times after, i guess i will repost all 2011 front page and get bitches, seems about right
User avatar #39 - pinkehpie (10/13/2012) [-]
whats the movie called?
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