stay safe. . KNEW Yaw Ages of Canaan! Eula! Eula than nary!". This would be more useful if people actually wanted to have sex with me.
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#6 - djequalizee (10/12/2012) [-]
This would be more useful if people actually wanted to have sex with me.
#26 - drewbridge (10/12/2012) [-]
C-C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER
#74 - fuckinfuckinfuck (10/13/2012) [-]
And then there's Mexico.
#73 - scrapmetal (10/13/2012) [-]
Now color coded for the complete neighborino experience.
#52 - deepblue (10/13/2012) [-]
That's wrong for Colorado (not sure about the other states since I haven't lived in any others), here the age at which a person can legally consent to sex at all is 14 but they can only consent to sex with a partner who is at least 14 years old and no more than 3 years older than themselves, at the age of 16 they are allowed to consent to a partner who is no more than 10 years older than themselves, and at the age of 18 they are able to consent to anyone so long as it is not a person who is in a legally defined position of trust.
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User avatar #62 - heartlessrobot (10/13/2012) [-]
I thought it was 18 in most states.
#61 - grimmapple (10/13/2012) [-]
Looks like quite a few of these are off by about 1-3 years, actually. What the 			****		 Merv.
Looks like quite a few of these are off by about 1-3 years, actually. What the **** Merv.
User avatar #45 - opiethepug (10/12/2012) [-]
>age of consent is 16
>can't watch porn until 18
Michigan logic.
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#33 to #21 - thumbcommentthumb (10/12/2012) [-]
No idea why I found that so ******* hilarious. But I laughed harder at this comment than the entire frontpage.
User avatar #32 - LuckyStrikes (10/12/2012) [-]
In the state of wisconsin, A parent can give consent for the child if they are over the age of 15... similar to drinking, except there's a minimum age limit.
User avatar #35 to #32 - euchreplayer (10/12/2012) [-]
are you stupid? I'm here in wisconsin and that's clearly false. Imagine this, I'm a parent and oh I give you permission to grope and have sex with my daughter without her having any say in the matter.
User avatar #36 to #35 - LuckyStrikes (10/12/2012) [-]
Obviously, it sounds stupid. But, also consider the fact that, as long as the parent gives consent to it, a girl can get married after the age of 15. Which is under the same classification as sexual consent.

I live in Wisconsin, as well, my roommate is a cop who has induldged me with this random knowledge.
User avatar #37 to #36 - euchreplayer (10/12/2012) [-]
Maybe in your county, but I'm pretty sure marrying age is 17 with consent of parents..
User avatar #38 to #37 - LuckyStrikes (10/12/2012) [-]
Likewise, my brother brought a girl to his Junior prom, she was 16, and her mom had given consent that they could have sex. Under the statement of the law conserning statutory rape, if a parent gives consent, after a certain age, the law classifies the act as being consensual, and therefore is legal. Wisconsin is the only state (that I know of) which does this.

It's almost side-by-side with the law conserning underaged drinking, in which, as long as the parent has given consent (classified as buying the drink, and/or being present when the drink is consumed) it is legal for the dependent to drink whilst being underaged.
User avatar #39 to #38 - euchreplayer (10/12/2012) [-]
Pretty sure when our school had its circuit thing (split up into classes go through various teachings, EMT, Mars vs Venus, Cop, etc. etc.) that the cop said that say a 17 yr old male and 18 yr old female have sex, they will get a misdemeanor instead of a felony, since he is only 17. However, since the male is 17, he can be tried as an adult in court. I remember my friends and I making fun of the fact that we could be tried in court as an adult at 17, that if we were actually an adult we wouldn't be in court in the first place.
User avatar #40 to #39 - LuckyStrikes (10/12/2012) [-]
So, are you actually an adult? Or, are you still in Highschool/college?
User avatar #41 to #40 - euchreplayer (10/12/2012) [-]
I'm 19. But I heard this talk back when I was 17
User avatar #42 to #41 - LuckyStrikes (10/12/2012) [-]
So, you're still in college...
User avatar #43 to #42 - euchreplayer (10/12/2012) [-]
freshmen. yeah.
User avatar #44 to #43 - LuckyStrikes (10/12/2012) [-]
In regards of my wife and I planning on being parents fairly soon. I looked up the laws considering the legal status of consensual sex, as I'm sure I'll have to face it sooner or later.
#60 - Temari (10/13/2012) [-]
I'd bet most of these are kind of wrong.    
   
For example, in Ontario (Canada), the legal age is 16, but someone can have sex starting at age 12.    
   
A 12 year old can have sex with a 12-14 year old (2 year age gap max)   
A 13 year old can have sex with a 12-15 year old (2 year age gap max)   
A 14 year old can have sex with a 12-19 year old (5 year age gap max)   
A 15 year old can have sex with a 13-20 year old (5 year age gap max)   
^^Romeo and Juliet laws (close in age laws)^^   
A 16 year old can have sex with anyone from age 14+ (aside from figures of authority)   
An 18 year old can have sex with anyone 14+ (figure of authority or not (aside from doctor-patient relationships (but those aren't age based)))   
   
That being said, I'd bet a lot of states have similar laws.   
   
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I'd bet most of these are kind of wrong.

For example, in Ontario (Canada), the legal age is 16, but someone can have sex starting at age 12.

A 12 year old can have sex with a 12-14 year old (2 year age gap max)
A 13 year old can have sex with a 12-15 year old (2 year age gap max)
A 14 year old can have sex with a 12-19 year old (5 year age gap max)
A 15 year old can have sex with a 13-20 year old (5 year age gap max)
^^Romeo and Juliet laws (close in age laws)^^
A 16 year old can have sex with anyone from age 14+ (aside from figures of authority)
An 18 year old can have sex with anyone 14+ (figure of authority or not (aside from doctor-patient relationships (but those aren't age based)))

That being said, I'd bet a lot of states have similar laws.

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User avatar #76 to #60 - Bion ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Not really. lol. Youngest at all to legally have sex in the US is 16. No younger.

But there are states that have similar things, as to what you said. In NY, it used to be that a person who was 17 could have sex with anyone under the age of 21, but the legal age was 18. It was a tad confusing... and in the end, they just dropped the age to 17, kinda recently.

But surprisingly, all of the states in the pic are correct.
User avatar #57 - drumtastic (10/13/2012) [-]
The age of consent for Florida is actually 16.
User avatar #54 - SavaBelle (10/13/2012) [-]
hwarangyo , look at this :D
User avatar #56 to #55 - SavaBelle (10/13/2012) [-]
I'm right on the kentucky border :D
NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT.
#66 - Shartugal (10/13/2012) [-]
Well just pointing out a sweet fact. Age of consent in Hawaii is 14 xD
Well just pointing out a sweet fact. Age of consent in Hawaii is 14 xD
User avatar #71 to #66 - xalwayzhi (10/13/2012) [-]
Oh is it now?
User avatar #69 to #66 - guiguito (10/13/2012) [-]
same way on brazil
#19 - paradox (10/12/2012) [-]
i have this rule that i only have sex with women younger than my shoe size. lucky for me i wear a size 7 & a half
User avatar #15 - chaosandmadness (10/12/2012) [-]
hey, I'm legal in my state!
#49 - soldiertwofour (10/13/2012) [-]
Nice Repost bro...I posted this over 3 months ago.

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User avatar #81 to #49 - teoberry (10/13/2012) [-]
it's not your OC, so no one cares. good night and **** off.
User avatar #51 to #49 - myrtille (10/13/2012) [-]
You didn't even make it and you're calling repost?
Stop being a faggot
#50 to #49 - fivefs (10/13/2012) [-]
At least it was funny
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